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Kikikiki Kenyans and trouble. Be like?
Abeg who go epp me upload that my nigga pix?

Please who are they praying to?

Op, Calling Does Not Mean Anything, I Personally,Hardly Call My G.F, She Has Complained And Has Adjusted, I Hardly Call Cos We Chat, But If We Dont Chat For A While, Say A Day Or 2, I Call And We Spend Time Talking, If You Both Chat, Or See Each Other Often, Then The Calls May Not Be So Frequent, It Does Not Mean He Doesnt Care, He Might Be Very Busy, But If He Call At Least Twice Or Thrice A Week, I Think Its Fair.

Were You Making Arrangements For Any Shady Plan On That Day Or What?

Mr Nze Amu Don Give Am Brown Envelope ;P

Afterall, Even If INEC Tell You Make You Fix The Date Yourself, You Still No Go Win, So No Fuss Mr.

Good One, Tho The Deed Has Long Been Done And The Consumers Are At The Receiving End.

Nice write up, God help me find the perfect match iJN

Papa Emeka, congratulations

My mistakes shapes me to be who I am today, I have absolutely no regrets..

Lol, I fear this white garment people like kilode, Ahhh, see as dem plenty for V. I,walking bare footed some of their white garments don turn brown sef, there is something about them, one of their Parish is just at the back of my street, you can't help but look at their girls twice cos they are very pretty and endowed most times, each time I pass their church, I must see one beautiful lady wearing white garment and walking bare footed, but I still fear them o, I have this Muslim neighbor who married for 4 years without a child, I don't know who gave her the idea of going to this church o, she went and they prayed for her, they asked for a generator set before the prayers, and suddenly, the woman became pregnant, but Na there the wahala start o, 9 months pass pikin no gree comot for Belle, a year, and still no child, 2 years and no child, but the stomach kept on growing bigger, and finally, in the third year she gave birth to a very beautiful girl, everyone was happy for her, it's been 6 years now, and the woman went ahead to give birth to twin boys, but the girl she gave birth to is something else o, since dem born me, I never see pikin wey stubborn reach that girl, very stubborn, you will beat her from today till tomorrow, she will cry her eyes out, but tomorrow, she will still go back to that same thing, I fear that girl o,she does strange things too, imagine, I once saw her giving one other kid a b.j,i shock that day, a girl of just 6,where did she learn it from? The mum said the girl was once caught using peg to hold the penis of one of the twin boys, the boy was just crying.. The girl eats flowers too, flowers that is used for decorating a house o, this girl will cut and begin to eat it, she eats sand too.. Mehn, I fear that girl... Op, invite her to your church, try your best to get her away from that church, if she refuses, my brother, you are on your own o...

Woow, Some ladies sha, Dis 1 pass me o, **walks away singing *Tesojue Lalei... **

Sophie123:
what if i dont get to finish the 500mb that night ,cnan i continue using it the next night?

no ma, it is only valid for the night, you will have to resubscribe the next time.

Hi bro, if you truly like her, just start by chatting her up, note, pls don't be in a haste to call, just start as friends, do your business, then chat her up someday, maybe on WhatsApp or so, from there, just build a strong friendship and before you know it, you've gotten there.

Note-pls don't get too close to her at first o, make sure you are friends with her without her loosing respect for you, just be a Close-far friend .. , before she friend zone you, just be friends for a while before you pop the question..

Pinkiwinki:
Nice one and very true.
This reminds me of David luis, always praying after an end to every football match, whether his team looses or win.

Yeaha, you are right, Brazilians in general, checkout Willian, Kaka, Ronaldinho, Thiago, Silva, Marcelo Etc, Beautiful People, God Bless Brazil

GOD IS NOT A RAG

Immediately after the Nigeria/Honduras bronze medal match,the Hondurans praised God despite the defeat.

Nigeria prayed before the commencement of the first half,prayed at the end of the first half, and even prayed before the commencement of the second half but didn't pray after the final whistle. It was celebration galore.

Lesson:

Imbibe an attitude of gratitude. It's one thing to keep asking and asking, but gratitude is often in short supply after receiving our heart's desire.
God is not a rag, stop using and dumping Him.
God is watching you.

Do you think he is right or wrong?

Lalasticlala

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Make I pose here first

Seun Osewa

Abortion is murder, case closed, if you have the strength and courage to have sex, then I don't see why you shouldn't have the courage and strength to train that child...
Cutezt frowns at abortion..

As long as the body is willing

Proud to come from J Town. I LOVE MY STATE LIKE CRAZY, we have lots of beautiful ladies but I am just not attracted to them, I don't know why, I prefer those that has totally no alliance with the North, I love my beautiful j town sisters.. . Cutezt, Dat Jos boy..

@IamLEGEND1 33bandit oya tell me the state in Nigeria that doesn't have ugly ladies too, Abi una no get for una village?
Cc spicyjosbabe

Nice 1 boss, I sight you,

Cutezt was here

Highginus Longinus Suleman Okpara Aka Tolexander

vikspring:
you bad gan

Boss of life I hail sir

Happy birthday Margarita my love, (even tho Na yesterday) no let all these Nairaland boys deceive you o, we belong together and happy birthday to my bro marvel, long life and prosperity is your portion by fire by force, amen

Iffa catch my wife dey barb or barb my pikin, Na from there she go begin go her papa house

Currently Partnerless

Na Wa O, By the way, how much did they use?

Funny enough, we were just talking about this with my dad last week, he just came back from a trip home, and was talking to me about my visa stuff, he just started laughing, I asked what happened, he told me that my aunty wants me to travel out soonest so I can marry a white girl, I was like, see me see wahala o, I told him I can never marry a pure white, he laughed and said, hope I will be able to keep to my word, cos they are very beautiful, I said yes.. , Black Americans / half-castes , all the way..