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Izy41:
Wetin dey again about ur town wey i gas know b4 i zoom o

Lol, My Oga, All I Can Tell You Is That, Jos Is A Place To Be, All Thanks To Jang, The Beauty Of Jos Is Amazing, We Just Pray The Peace Continues To Reign As It Has For The Past Years, Secondly, This Lalong Of A Guy Is Practically Dumb And Useless, Verz Clueless, The Best Candidate Was The Late GNS, May His Soul RIP.

Izy41:
Wetin dey again about ur town wey i gas know b4 i zoom o

Izy41:
oh u mean In terms of infrastructural development?

Yea, When It Comes To Infrastructures, Especially The Roads In Jos, Pot Hole Scarce Like Money For Naija Scarce.

NigerianScholar:
D fact that you said it hails in jos means d climate isnt favourable. D momentum of a falling hailstone can knock out a man and damage houses, car windshields etc

For Windshields, Yea, The Hailstones Are Capable, But For The Rest, No, They Are Not As Big As That, Hailstones Is A Normal Thing In Jos, When I Told Some Lagosians That It Rains Hailstones In Jos, They Didnt Belive Me, One Wanted To Even Bet, Until We Browsed It Out, They Were Amazed, I Was Shocked When I Saw #50 Naira Maize In Lag, Na Dash Dem Go Dash You Am For Jos, That Day, I Couldnt Buy It, I Felt I Will Be Cheated Big Time, The Woman Couldnt Understand The Reason For My Refusal To Buy, My Oga, Abeg Check My Siggy Small, Its On Monday O, Help Your Guy Na.

Izy41:
I pray so

Yea, It Is So Already. Bro Help Checkout My Siggy.

Nowenuse:
Bros, u cannot really compare Ilorin with Jos.
Jos is bigger than Ilorin, more developed than Ilorin. If i list the amount and calibre of people that Jos has produced, both indigenes and non-indigenes. Ilorin is nowhere near it.
Jos has a better and more beautiful landscape than Ilorin. The weather in Jos is fantastic. Its like the london in Nigeria.

Of course, Ilorin is more peaceful, because the indigenes of Jos refuse to allow hausa-fulanis dominate or capture their land just as d fulanis did to Ilorin. If we allow them rule ovee Jos, trust me, Ilorin will not match half of Jos in peacefulness.

My Oga, Your Head Dey Dia, Pls Educate This People, If They Wont Say The Truth About Jos, Then They Shouldnt Write About It At All, Jos Is Better Than 70% Of Other Nigerian States.

OrangeDream:
Jtown means (J)os (O)ur (S)avior cos we are JOStified for Christ..
We preach Jesus here.. From

Gada-Biu
Katako
Apata
Mr.Ali
Busa-Buji
West of Mines
Rukuba
Hwolshe
Bukuru
Rayfied
Gold & Base
Old Airport
Angwan Rogo
Angwan Soya
Tina Junction
Chobe
Terminus
Farin Gada
Tafawa Balewa
Rwang Pam Stadium
Bauchi Road
Atili
Farin Gada
Permanent Site
Standard
Kabong
Zaramangada
Miango Junction
Hilcrest
Zaria Road
Ecwa Staff
Jankwano
Panyam Street
Eyamba Street
Moonshine
Mararaban Jama
Secretariat Junction
Kwararafa


If i nor call ur place, abeg forgive me..


This is my town.. Luv it

I Rep Apata And Busa Buji With My Last Blood, O Gosh, Una Dey Make Me Miss Home, Infact, Ah Don Vex, Next Month, I Dey Go House

Izy41:
By God's grace wil b in jos b4 d year runs out..unfortunately might not move around d whole town..jos cant stand ib awe(emphasis)...what else u 1take compare? Should we go educational?

Pls Try Your Best To Tour Jos, You Will Testify Yourself, Ibadan That Lacks Drainages, You Cant See A Street In Jos With Water Covering The Road, Mbanu, Its Not Possible, I Respect Ib City As One Of The Major City In Nigeria, But Recently, It Seriously Cant Be Compared To Jos.

Oluwalosheleyi:
Those I know from there said the sound of gunshots is no longer shocking, they call it "ring tune".Singing in MI's voice "better get your gun,better get your vest cos in J-town its a wild wild west" no thanks to the hausa/Fulani beasts.Yet they say the union is not negotiable? I stand by the equality and freedom of all Nigerians.

Lol, Yea, Its True, We No Longer Fear Guns, Thats Because Its Almost Non Existent As At The Past 5 Years, Jos Is Peaceful Now.

HomeOfMe:
The arnachists called "fulanis" have succeeded in destroying the peace'n'quiet and beauty of Jos. The ball is in the court of the indigenes to take back your state of lose it forever!

Maam, Peace Has Returned To Jos, And Jos Was Never Taken, We Are Still Very Much Ruling It.

Princeojua:
First picture is not Jos. Jos has just one flyover along Goodluck Jonathan toad by Bukuru road or Ferin Gada. what I see in the pic is not Jaytown.

Another Fly Over Is Located At The Seceteriat Junction, Even More Beautiful, Another Is Under Construction, Most Of The OP's Pix Are Really Old, Over 10 Years Old, I Think Wen I Go Home Next Month, I Will Personally Go On Photo Journalisim To Show To The World The Beauty Of Jos, So Many Misleading Threads About It.

Izy41:
statement of a kid feeling she has castigated ib city d mother of towns...2av said all these, u just ended up disgracing ur so called j town...OMO BADAN KINISO O JEE

Baba, Av Been To Ibadan, Stayed There Sef, In Recent Years, You Cant Compare Jos To Ibadan, Ibadan Is Old, Poor And Dirty, Go To Berre In Ibadan, You Will Weep, You Cant Find A Place Like That In Jos, Infact, The Streets And Roads Of Jos Are Swept Everyday, People Are Paid To Do That, You Just Cant Compare Bro, Pay Jos A Visit And Testify.

This Op Didnt Do Justice To This Thread, I Am From Jos, I Have Stayed There All My Life, I Just Moved To Lagos Temporarily In February, This Year Because Of School, I Have Visited Various States In Nigeria Like Ogun, Kogi, Nasarawa, Kwara, Etc And I Can Beat My Chest To Say Jos Is More Developed Compared To Many States In Nigeria, Those Pix On This Thread Are Almost 10 Years Old, Proof, Its Been Almost 5 Years Since Okada Was Banned In Jos, So What The Bleep Is Okada Doing In D Pix Above? Jos Has Developed Immensely In The Past 10 Years, And Op, Many Of Your Pix Are Not Even Jos, Even If You Wake Me From Sleep And Show Me A Pix Of A Major Road In J Town, I Will Identify It Clearly, And For All Those Saying The Town Is Terrorised, Let Me Tell You, Its All Media Hype, I Weep When I See Articles About Violence In Jos, The Hype Is Too Much, And FYI, The Last Crisis In Jos Is Almost 5 Years Old, Peace Has Returned To Jos For Good, I Love My State, Proudly BEROMITE, Proudly JOSITE.
Spicyjosbabe Arsenate nd Al Josite

The third has been chosen already, to be unveiled on the 18th
https://www.nairaland.com/3221795/breaking-nff-appoints-paul-le

http://gisted1..com/2016/07/paul-le-guen-appointed-as-new-eagles.html

Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

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The Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) has affirmed the arrangement of Frenchman Paul Le Guen as the next Super Eagles coach , Punch reports.

Le Guen, 52, replaces ex-international Sunday Oliseh who left the position in February amidst the messed up 2017 Africa Cup of Nations qualification battle.

The former France international was shortlisted along side Belgian strategist Tom Saintfiet and caretaker coach of the Super Eagles Salisu Yusuf, but was odds on favourite to land the job having been the preferred candidate of NFF boss Amaju Pinnick.

Le Guen , who has the prompt assignment of exploring the Eagles through an intense 2018 World Cup qualifying group that components Algeria, Cameroon and Zambia, will be divulged on July 18 at a service in Abuja.

According to Punch, his appointment has come at a cost to the team, as interim coach Yusuf has turned down the position of assistant, which was the arrangement of the NFF from the beginning.

The former Kano pillars and Enyimba coach, who drove the team to two successive friendly amicable triumphs in May, accepts he's procured enough administrative nous to successfully lead the Super Eagles .

An authority at the Glass House said they are as of now on a pursuit for an assistant to the Frenchman.

"As it is currently the position of the deputy has been tossed open since Yusuf is as yet demanding that he would not act as an right hand to Le Guen. The people who chipped away at their entries picked the Frenchman and with the trust that Yusuf could take in a great deal from him for the prompt future yet he (Yusuf) seems to have some other thoughts so the organization will now need to consider another person out and out to supplant Yusuf."

Le Guen came to unmistakable quality or prominence amid the mid 2000s when he drove French side Olympique Lyon to three sequential Ligue 1 titles also, the Champions League last eight in 2005.

Portrayed as an experimental coach, the ex defender exceeds expectations at changing crude materials into completed items, a characteristic that will prove to be useful with the Eagles given the energy of the side.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/07/12/nff-picks-le-guen-as-new-super-eagles-coach-yusuf-loses-assistant-position/

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Nigerian singer, Chinagorom Onuoha, popularly known as African China, has come out to express dismay on the low turnout of Nigerian celebrities at the funeral of Late singer, OJB.

The popular singer, who has been underground for a while now, accused Nigerian celebrities of only mourning Late singer and producer, OJB on social media only.

Mr China, said they (Celebrities) mourned the Late OJB, who was buried a week ago, on social media but failed to show up at the producers final internment.
While expressing sadness, the "If you love somebody" crooner, in a video posted by @OfficialHipTv on Instagram, said even those who introduced the late producer, husband and father, as their brother, failed to show up to give him his final respect.

Watch Video Below

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHuPj3sB-t_/


http://gisted1..com/2016/07/african-china-blasts-nigerian.html

Lalasticlala Dominique fynestboi mynd44

Dezolo:
to avoid a law suit from jumia.. I don't think the mods will move this to fp.

Which law suit? So I shouldn't voice out my dissatisfaction with them again? Useless people, I just wasted money on them.

Jephz:
concerning the memory card and OTG thesame happened to me

Brother, this people own too much, them refund you?

Totino:
Where's the picture??

Attached

IamLEGEND1:
na who carry u go Jumia side?

Konga been killing the game since 18BC.
na only for jumia u go order plaid shirt, dem go send u polo.
Sai hakuri,but I guess it's lesson learnt now.

Walai baba, Sai Yanzu ne Na Gane Ai.

Lalasticlala seun Dominique fynestboi mynd44,

The memory card I bought from jumia, lalasticlala abeg no vex, help me move this to the front page for people to see how crookish this people are.

What I ordered for vs what was delivered.

And so my memory card got damaged, I had to replace it, tho my tab was carrying 12GB internal storage, but it was getting filled up already, and only some megabytes was free, so I stormed Ajah market to buy a new memory card, as I got to a road side seller, we talked about the price and all, at last, we were able to come to agreement concerning the price, unfortunately, my battery was down, I couldn't test the memory card well before paying, so I trusted the man, and took the memory card home, on getting home, we had light issues, the light was not restored until night, that was when I was opportune to charge my tab, when I made sure the tab was full, I inserted my new 8gb memory card into it,lo and behold, the memory card was not even appearing on the tab, it doesn't even detect it, I felt sad because I lost probably above a thousand naira, T. P inclusive,I was staying at Okeira Nla, those who knows Okeira can testify to the goodness of God, how beautiful the road is during the rain, those Okada people will just decide to shoot the price because rain fell, can you imagine? Anyways, to get to the main road in Okeira Nla from my house, costed me N250, from Okeira Nla to Ajah is N100, so for me to return the memory card, I would probably spend like N700, that's just some hundred naira short of the memory card price, so I just decided to accept defeat and just throw the memory card away, as I have tried so many ways for it to work, but I failed.

Fast forward to a week back, I decided to order from jumia, since they are the "Online shop you can trust" , so I ordered for a new 8GB memory card, an OTG cable, and an analog game pad (make I enjoy gaming on my tab na), we'll, the order was confirmed, and they said it was going to take 2-7 days to deliver, so I waited patiently, 2 days past, no response, 3 days, no response, not even flashing sef , 4 days, still nothing, and finally, on the 5th day,they messaged me saying my items will be ready in 24 hours time, and they reminded me the amount I was to hold because I chose the POD option, the problem was, the next 24 hours will be a Sunday, so I have to cancel my schedule because I wanted to go pick my goods abi? Lol, well, I waited the 24 hours, which made it the 6th day and a Sunday, in the morning, I was woken by a text on my smaller phone, so I checked, and it was from jumia, they said my items will be ready between 10am-4pm on that day and that someone will call me and ask me to come, I had to cancel where I was going to that day, u know Lagos Na, if you want to go from the island to the mainland, you probably have to spend almost the whole day on the road, so I sacrificed my schedule for my pickup, I waited and waited and waited and waited for that someone to call, but no call came through, so I decided to call the number which was sent with the text, I was stunned when the man told me that they don't work on Sundays, Whattttttttttttt,i screamed, Naim una make me dey wait for una since, sotey I cancel where I Wan go? I was boiling, but managed to keep my cool, and it was late already, couldn't reactivate my schedule, so I just stayed at home, on Monday, which was yesterday, around 12pm,i was called by their agent to come and pick my item at their office in Akins, I went, and my items were there, finally¡¡¡¡ I thought,I checked out the pad which was still looking new in its pack, I checked the memory card and as I dey see am, E look like the one wey go work well, it's jumia after all, so I can trust them, I was disappointed with the pack of the otg cable, it was looking old and squeezed, as if say Na dash dem dash me , The man said he doesn't have leather, so he brought a tummy tummy noodles leather for me, I had no option than to use it, imagine shopping on jumia with a noodles leather, I picked up my items and left, mind you, I spent N250 on transportation, to Akins, so I went home, opened my items and first, decided to play the new PES2016 (PPSSPP) , I just Installed, to my utmost surprise, the OTG cable's mouth was this kind of olden days usb that was used on all these old tecno China phones, ah ah, in this present generation? Who still uses this type of usb point, I called the man many times, to complain, but he never picked, so I called the number in the confirmation sms for the otg cable, and the man said I should call the customer service, customer service wey you go call, your money go dey comot, mtcheeewwww, I called them anyway, I complained about the otg cable and they promised a refund of the money for the otg cable only, ah ah, what about the extra charge for delivery Na? So the money you charged me for delivery is gone? You think I too don't pay money to come and pickup these items? Anyways, they refused to include my delivery money inside my refund, so I lost about N200, my memory card is working anyways, I taught, because I inserted it into my tab, and I decided to move many of my files and music to the card, the move was successful, so I decided to play some music, when I entered my player, it could only detect the music on my phone storage, so I used my file manager to navigate to the folder I pasted the music I moved to the card, to my amazement, it was showing "Player Does Not Support This File Type" , my head Wan burst, over 400+ music's, showing the same thing, I tried moving them back to my phone, but the damage has been long done, the memory card succeeded in corrupting almost all my music's, and some important pdf files, and even my school invitation, I was supposed to print it out, I wanted to go study in England, so that explains the invite, I had to take it to the embassy, thank God it was sent via mail, so I can re-download it at anytime.
To cut the short story long, I want to say that, shopping on jumia is one he'll of a risk, I once bought a virus filled flash drive from them, I had to dump that flash till date, I also want to use this medium to express my dissatisfaction with jumia, they are digging their Graves by themselves, cos as for me, konga ti take over, jumia is history, what motivated me to create this thread was the jumia interns job whatever that I saw on fp, jumia, you have to sit up, your services are wack, slow delivery, slow processing, sub standard goods and all, now I can't even tet my game pad to see if it's alright, All I wanna say is, jumia, I am highly disappointed..

Pictures of the products below.

O boy

Source >>> http://gisted1..com/2016/07/man-docked-for-beating-wife-over-late.html

A man has been summoned before an Ikeja Chief Magistrates' Court for professedly beating his significant other over late readiness of dinner. Monday Usifo (45), an engineer who lives at No.19, Emmanuel St., Ketu

Alapere, a suburb of Lagos is being striven for assault. The prosecutor, Sgt. Rapheal Donny, told the court that the offense was submitted on April 17 at the accused residence.

Donny said that the accused asserted that his wife , Blessing, did not set up his sustenance on time, and turned to beating her.


“The accused hatchet his wife with a cutlass on the head, which led her to bleeding profusely. “If not for the intervention of the neighbours, who rushed the victim to the hospital, it would have been another story entirely,” he said.

The offense contradicted Section 171 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.

The charged, in any case, pleaded not guilty.
The Chief Magistrate, Mr Tajudeen Elias, allowed the blamed safeguard in the whole of N100,000 with one surety in like aggregate.
He dismissed the case till July 20 for notice.

Source >>> http://gisted1..com/2016/07/man-docked-for-beating-wife-over-late.html


Lalasticlala Ijebabe Seun Dominique

Natifa:
Guess I need some education here. What's this contest all about. And what's in it for the contestants

Inna gaisuwa pa, good afternoon ma, in response to your question, Nairaland pageantry is run every year, it has both the male and female categories, it is an avenue where eligible Nairalanders come together to compete healthily, you seek for support and all, at the end, there is a price for the 1st,2nd and 3rd contestants, and I find myself as one of the contestants, ma can you please support me? Monday is the day for the next stage ma, don Allah...,

Dygeasy:
Kindly respond to the email we sent to you if you haven't.

The contest kicks off on Monday, July 11 2016.

Thank you.

Good afternoon sir, please confirm you have seen my mail, sent it earlier today.

Bh

prettyjo:
its been a while
30 guys contesting for Mr nairaland
this is serious,may the lord be Una muscle.
but sincerely speaking only few guys are handsome,not even up to 3
may the best win

Abi?