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RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 5:51pm On Jun 26, 2016
dauntless15:
I am one of those people that asks thierselves questions after reading then write the answers on a long foolscap, they steal handouts in school and the invigilators throw it outside if they collect it, so i kept the handout at home and went with the foolscap, when i was going into the exam hall my dullard wannabe friend asked to sit with me and copy i said ok, i squeezed the foolscap and threw it away, he picked it but i didn't know, thirty minutes into exams he brought it out, i was like what the fuq throw it away, he stubbornly refused until he was caught, our papers seized luckily the exam officer was his paddy, when we went to defend ourselves he lied that it was mine, they checked my answer sheet and my handwriting was same as the one on the paper. I felt betrayed i told them exactly what happened and the HOD somehow believed me it seems he knows am actually hardworking, they asked me a few questions to test my intelligence and i aced it all without stammering they just let me go after my bestie confirmed my story. The guy begged and begged after the exams but I've already made up my mind not to talk to him ever again.
Chei,that your friend get plans for you o,lols, if it was in my school,you don't defend nothing,they will chase you out for that paper but will let you write the rest,don't even bother writing sef cos the next semester, your name will be boldly printed and pasted on the notice board,I know of a final year engineering student who was expelled because he asked for answer from the guy doing expo next to him,the worst part is that he didn't even hear what the guy was saying sef but he paid for it.
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 5:43pm On Jun 26, 2016
youngest85:
mine
Bluezy13:
Hehehe...
gryhusky:
hahahah op you will not kill me with laugh ooo
Bluezy13:
Hehehe...
Waiting for yours o my oga's.
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 5:42pm On Jun 26, 2016
grad2012:
Exam tension is the worst tin you can ever experience.
I experince it once when doing my final papers back then wow it was crazy lols.
Yea,especially when it is your final exams,your b.p go just rise,lols Care to share yours?
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 5:41pm On Jun 26, 2016
Hoodnigga:
For ma seconaday school d day d invigilator nearly caught me wit expo *mgbo* inside d hall. I was busy copin d xpo nt knwin dat d invglato de close. As i com look up na im d wman com lock eyes wit m. I don start t de shiver already. Im com put im hand fr ma head com say "dis boy so u re dis inteligent? Look at hw full ur book is. Well keep it up" u cnt imagin d kin joy dat catch m den. I was still shiverin fr 2 minuts. I didnt bring out d expo again .lolz cheesycheesy
hahahahahah...you're a damn lucky guy.
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 5:36pm On Jun 26, 2016
firstking01:
Will neva vote again
no naaahhh boss,you never vote for me for the Mr nl own you Don want back out,no be time o boss.. #neversaydie
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 5:11pm On Jun 26, 2016
firstking01:
I'm not happy about mimzy's loss ophuh
My Oga, How We Go Do Na? Last Year, I Was For Twaci, And She Eventually Lost, Now, My Two Contestants, No 1 Won, On A Lighter Note, At Least, This Year's Miss Nl Was'nt Based On Popularity, Most Of The Monikers Are'nt Popular, I Hope That Of The Men Will Be So Too.
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 4:56pm On Jun 26, 2016
Booked
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op):
Na So I Begin Dey Explain O, I Tell Am Say " Sir, I Keep All My I.D Cards In The Same Place, I Must Have Mistakenly Picked This One Thinking Its My Exam Card Since They Had Similar Colors, The Man Took Some Seconds To Look At Me, He Took My Answer Booklet, I Don Die!! I Said To Myself, Then He Did What Still Suprises Me Till Date, He Simply Cross Checked The Name On My PVC And The Name On My Answer Booklet, When He Confirmed The Two To B Same, He Gave Me Back My Answer Booklet, And That Was How I Escaped O, About 20 Students Had A C.O Because Of That Incident, I Just Thank God For Saving Me, And The Man Didnt Come Back Again Till I Finished.


To Ya'll Planning To Bash Me Saying Am Not Serious, I Actually Lost My Exam Card During The End Of Exams Celeberetion, And I Know Am Part Of The Brilliants In My Class, Many Can Attest To That.

So My People, Lets Hear Yours..
Abeg Ignore Typo's And Erros, English No B My Papa Language.

UP NEPAAA!!!
RomanceRe: Share Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op):
Ayaf Deaaaddd, I Said To Myself, My Own Exam Card Did'nt See The Break Of The Next Day After My First Semester Exams, Suddenly, Heat Just Start To Worry Me, The Man Was Busy Chasing More And More People, Martins, Na C.O Get You O!! I Said To My Self, I Was Just Praying For The Man To Forget My Roll, Or Better, Jump My Sit, But It Never Happend, He Was At The Previous Sit To Mine, I Just Bone, I Say Today Na Today, I Go Find Lie Give Am.

Why Is Your Exam Card Not On Your Chair?? I Wanted To Start Explaining O, Where Is It?? He Shouted Once More, This Time, He Seemed Angrier, Just Then, I Remembered I Had My Permanent Voters Card In My Pocket, My Phone Was Stolen, So I Was Hoping To Get A Welcome Back After The Exams, I Just Put My Hand Inside My Pocket, Removed My Voters Card And Gave Him, Then I Boldly Continued Writing, Acting As If I Did'nt Know He Was Standing Next To Me, Suddenly, He Burst Into Laughter, I Still Continued Writing, You, Is This Your Exam Card? He Thundered

lalasticlala
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RomanceShare Your Funniest/scariest Exam Hall Experience by Cutezt(op): 4:55pm On Jun 26, 2016
Ok, Good Evening Everyone, And Happy Sunday To Y'al, Was Just Home Alone And Bored, Hoping For These Baskats (lol) To Restore Power After A Week Blackout When I Began To Reminisce On My Years Back Then In The Uni, I Could'nt Help But Laugh And Create This Thread.

So, Yours Sincerely Was A Final Year Student Of Mass Communication Writing His Final Exams, One Day, The Exams Was Going On And I Was In The Hall Writing, I Was Fully Prepared And Read My Books Well, As I Was Busy Chewing The Questions One By One, Suddenly, Something Happend, Our H.O.D Came In To Inspect Exam Cards, In My School, Exam Cards Are Sold Just Once In A Year, If You Mistakenly Misplace Yours, You Have Yourself To Blame, Well, I Misplaced Mine Since After The First Semester Exams, Just As I Was Deeply Thinking Of What To Do, I Was Brought Back To Reality By The Loud Voice Of My H.O.D Who Was Screaming At A Girl At The Top Of His Voice Asking Her To Leave The Hall Because She Left Her Exam Card At Home, He Even Signed Her Answer Booklet
PhonesRe: 5 Ways To Avoid Damage To Battery While Charging Your Phone by Cutezt(m): 7:11am On Jun 24, 2016
Op, When Fashola Is Saying All Power Belongs To God, If I See Light Make I No Charge Fully Ba? You Haf Mad
RomanceThe Modern Day Agbada Trend by Cutezt(op): 11:51pm On Jun 23, 2016
Growing up, the customary clothing known as agbada was generally worn by "big men". At occasions back then, you see men arriving the venue, hurling the piece of clothing over their shoulders and strolling gloriously. It was quite often certain that these men would shower a considerable measure of naira notes in that event. Yes, that was the impression that an agbada wearing man emitted.


The Agbada is related to the Dashiki and historically, the Agbada derives
its roots from Islam. A complete Agbada consists of the trousers, the
long sleeved shelve and open stitch sleeveless gown.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-zMJIt5p95ag/VUAOr-F0BxI/AAAAAAAAWmo/D3rCaikT0J8/s1600/DSC_9531.jpg[/img]


Agbada was once in a while worn by young fellows in the past. I genuinely question any young fellow, ten years back, would have eagerly worn agbada only for being stylish....correct me in case i'm off-base.





Quick forward to the present, agbada is no more just for the big daddies, we now see young fellows (and even ladies) shaking the agbada in a modernized manner; where the old school agbada is worn over since quite a while ago sleeved buba (tunic), nowadays, they are worn over short sleeved buba. Where the old school agbada is long, to a great degree wide and wing-like, nowadays they come in shorter lengths and widths and are unquestionably not as substantial as the old school sort. I'm absolutely infatuated with the altered variant of the agbada and I cherish the way that young fellows are grasping it and shaking it well.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-AS3OPGreUb0/VUAOHtz2YcI/AAAAAAAAWmY/1j8VsxkE0Q4/s1600/agbada1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://2.bp..com/-CmAnOaNiHDQ/VUAS7teCTqI/AAAAAAAAWnE/EV1ZpuaSXVo/s1600/jdubs2.jpg[/img]

It is safe to say that you are with me on this one? Do you adore the "agbada for the modern man" as much as I do? I know you do! Let me know what you adore about it.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-o2dqVc_pwXQ/VUAOIgkV3XI/AAAAAAAAWmc/gik8Oo21na0/s1600/nobs2.1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-g4ZRxw8cPRA/VUAS6QBAXRI/AAAAAAAAWm8/_d--1RfLXpc/s1600/Jdubs1.jpg[/img]

http://gisted1..com/2016/06/the-modern-day-agbada-trend.html

RomanceRe: Be The Best To Your Bestie by Cutezt(op): 11:12pm On Jun 23, 2016
Havabelle:
We Ladies though! Such friends are very rare. If and if only ladies were not complicated and confused beings......all these shouldn't be so difficult
fixed..
RomanceBe The Best To Your Bestie by Cutezt(op):
All young ladies realize that there's no more grounded bond than the fellowship between closest companions. Regardless of the fact that you have a major friend network, there are continuously a couple closest companions.

Your closest companions are the ones that you can trust with anything, even your most profound, darkest insider facts. In case you're absolutely in‐sync at this moment, keep in mind that may change sometime in the not so distant future. Fellowships require loads of work, and all connections should be kept up. To abstain from developing
inaccessible or notwithstanding losing your bestie, attempt these tips to keep your fellowship nearer than at any other time…

Quit rivaling each other

Everyone is a star in their own particular manner. There's no requirement for young ladies to feel desirous or jealous of each other. In the event that your companion is superior to anything you at something, there's presumably something else that you are preferred at over her. You're all similarly wonderful and capable, each in your own specific manner!

Speak up sincerely
Some say that "sorry" is the hardest word, yet they're off-base. Talking honestly and from the heart is a great deal harder!
Now and then being straightforward can offend your friend so utilize your head and your heart. For instance, if your companion asks what you think
about the scones that she prepared, don't proclaim that you don't care for them. Or maybe say something like, "I can see that you've been honing! Why not attempt this new formula I found." That way you're being straightforward and you're not offending her.

Never stop with the compliments
Give her true credit and compliments on the off chance that you truly like or acknowledge what she's doing. This doesn't mean you need to like all her photos on Facebook, however everybody likes to hear a decent word from time to time. Companions pay thoughtfulness regarding each other, regardless of the fact that it's something little.

Celebrate together
A decent companion cheerfully commends her companion's accomplishments. On the off chance that your companion gets the most elevated evaluation in school, compliment her and celebrate! This is valid for any objectives she has been striving to accomplish, not simply reviews. She put the work in and now you can both be glad for the outcomes!

Supporting each other and being there for each other is the way to a long and solid companionship! It's the contrast between Best Friend and Closest Friend Forever!

http://gisted1..co.ke/2016/06/be-best-to-your-bestie.html

lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Different Booties: Come Identify Urs Or Hers.. (photo) by Cutezt(m): 10:21pm On Jun 23, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:
Hi bro, please check your email.
I have replied you already, check yours.
RomanceRe: Different Booties: Come Identify Urs Or Hers.. (photo) by Cutezt(m): 6:31pm On Jun 23, 2016
Fran6ik:
i like dat shape
Oboy, 4 Instance Wey Your Nl Account Logout, How You Dey Take Login With This Your Username? E B Like Say Na Randomly Generated Username O
RomanceRe: Different Booties: Come Identify Urs Or Hers.. (photo) by Cutezt(m): 6:29pm On Jun 23, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy heart
I Love Hearts Too O, How We Go Do Na?
RomanceRe: Nairaland And Its Unfairness by Cutezt(m): 5:00pm On Jun 23, 2016
hibiscus76:
Truth is I also know about her puerile threads and posts.. its very typical of her but it's just one of those things naa
Lol, I Am Happy You Can Attest To What I Speak Of, I Guess I Will Just Have To Overlook Those "puerile" Threads And Posts Henceforth.
RomanceRe: Thagift Is Right.. Teammimzy Shuld Be Penalised For Bribing. Cc Seun, Dygeasy by Cutezt(m): 4:57pm On Jun 23, 2016
Just Because Say Them Put Money For This Year Own O, Chei, Ayaf DeaD
RomanceRe: Is It True Your Girlfriend Is Yours Only When She's With You? by Cutezt(m): 4:42pm On Jun 23, 2016
Its Really Sad, But Thats The Truth, Ladies Aint Loyal No More.
RomanceRe: Nairaland And Its Unfairness by Cutezt(m): 4:35pm On Jun 23, 2016
hibiscus76:
Your thoughts though..
Pls Maam, I Urge You To Take A Quick Glance At Her Profile And See The Threads She Is Always Creating.
RomanceRe: Nairaland And Its Unfairness by Cutezt(m): 4:28pm On Jun 23, 2016
hibiscus76:
Now be sincere, are you glad you said that?
am Not Glad For Sure, But This Girl Just Seems Confused, Sorry To Say.
RomanceRe: Nairaland And Its Unfairness by Cutezt(m): 1:29pm On Jun 23, 2016
onila:
the last time I checked the rules

Seun didn't mention dumb pple shld be insulted on the forum despite making posts considered dumb to some over sabi, righteous folks, I too know, so called intelligent pple on this site, they know themselves

I hate when I diss a nairaland mutherfccker back for insulting me, I get banned

I never violated any of the rules

the romance section moderators need to be sacked for treating me badly here

how dare pple judge for being a normal Nigerian citizen, no ones knows what I am going thru, the kind of up bringing, environment I was raised
why cant I have the same freedom like my fellow members in the forum

fcck this
And Who Told You That You Are Normal?
BusinessRe: N120bn Aviation Fund: UBA And Jimoh Ibrahim Disagree by Cutezt(m): 1:23pm On Jun 23, 2016
I Guess Money Now Has Legs, Naija Politics Ehnn, Bunch Of Overgrown Thieves
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Carries Baby Musa. He Looks Healthy Now by Cutezt(m): 1:16pm On Jun 23, 2016
This Lady Is A Beauty To Behold.
Well Done Bubu, At Least You Did Well Here.
RomanceRe: Difference Between A Girl And A Woman by Cutezt(m): 1:10pm On Jun 23, 2016
Slow Down -- Legendary Derailers Above
RomanceRe: Livin Wt More Dan 2 Gals In A House Is Miserable Thing 2 Any Livin Man by Cutezt(m): 12:29pm On Jun 23, 2016
Op Are You Afraid Of Your Sister? Sit Her Down And Talk Some Sense Into Her.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Cutezt(m):
I Vote For Mimzy Refiner Ivyy

Cc Nljega
RomanceRe: Rate My Abbs by Cutezt(m): 10:58pm On Jun 21, 2016
Bros, Go Chop Food O

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