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Dezolo:
to avoid a law suit from jumia.. I don't think the mods will move this to fp.

Which law suit? So I shouldn't voice out my dissatisfaction with them again? Useless people, I just wasted money on them.

Jephz:
concerning the memory card and OTG thesame happened to me

Brother, this people own too much, them refund you?

Totino:
Where's the picture??

Attached

IamLEGEND1:
na who carry u go Jumia side?

Konga been killing the game since 18BC.
na only for jumia u go order plaid shirt, dem go send u polo.
Sai hakuri,but I guess it's lesson learnt now.

Walai baba, Sai Yanzu ne Na Gane Ai.

Lalasticlala seun Dominique fynestboi mynd44,

The memory card I bought from jumia, lalasticlala abeg no vex, help me move this to the front page for people to see how crookish this people are.

What I ordered for vs what was delivered.

And so my memory card got damaged, I had to replace it, tho my tab was carrying 12GB internal storage, but it was getting filled up already, and only some megabytes was free, so I stormed Ajah market to buy a new memory card, as I got to a road side seller, we talked about the price and all, at last, we were able to come to agreement concerning the price, unfortunately, my battery was down, I couldn't test the memory card well before paying, so I trusted the man, and took the memory card home, on getting home, we had light issues, the light was not restored until night, that was when I was opportune to charge my tab, when I made sure the tab was full, I inserted my new 8gb memory card into it,lo and behold, the memory card was not even appearing on the tab, it doesn't even detect it, I felt sad because I lost probably above a thousand naira, T. P inclusive,I was staying at Okeira Nla, those who knows Okeira can testify to the goodness of God, how beautiful the road is during the rain, those Okada people will just decide to shoot the price because rain fell, can you imagine? Anyways, to get to the main road in Okeira Nla from my house, costed me N250, from Okeira Nla to Ajah is N100, so for me to return the memory card, I would probably spend like N700, that's just some hundred naira short of the memory card price, so I just decided to accept defeat and just throw the memory card away, as I have tried so many ways for it to work, but I failed.

Fast forward to a week back, I decided to order from jumia, since they are the "Online shop you can trust" , so I ordered for a new 8GB memory card, an OTG cable, and an analog game pad (make I enjoy gaming on my tab na), we'll, the order was confirmed, and they said it was going to take 2-7 days to deliver, so I waited patiently, 2 days past, no response, 3 days, no response, not even flashing sef , 4 days, still nothing, and finally, on the 5th day,they messaged me saying my items will be ready in 24 hours time, and they reminded me the amount I was to hold because I chose the POD option, the problem was, the next 24 hours will be a Sunday, so I have to cancel my schedule because I wanted to go pick my goods abi? Lol, well, I waited the 24 hours, which made it the 6th day and a Sunday, in the morning, I was woken by a text on my smaller phone, so I checked, and it was from jumia, they said my items will be ready between 10am-4pm on that day and that someone will call me and ask me to come, I had to cancel where I was going to that day, u know Lagos Na, if you want to go from the island to the mainland, you probably have to spend almost the whole day on the road, so I sacrificed my schedule for my pickup, I waited and waited and waited and waited for that someone to call, but no call came through, so I decided to call the number which was sent with the text, I was stunned when the man told me that they don't work on Sundays, Whattttttttttttt,i screamed, Naim una make me dey wait for una since, sotey I cancel where I Wan go? I was boiling, but managed to keep my cool, and it was late already, couldn't reactivate my schedule, so I just stayed at home, on Monday, which was yesterday, around 12pm,i was called by their agent to come and pick my item at their office in Akins, I went, and my items were there, finally¡¡¡¡ I thought,I checked out the pad which was still looking new in its pack, I checked the memory card and as I dey see am, E look like the one wey go work well, it's jumia after all, so I can trust them, I was disappointed with the pack of the otg cable, it was looking old and squeezed, as if say Na dash dem dash me , The man said he doesn't have leather, so he brought a tummy tummy noodles leather for me, I had no option than to use it, imagine shopping on jumia with a noodles leather, I picked up my items and left, mind you, I spent N250 on transportation, to Akins, so I went home, opened my items and first, decided to play the new PES2016 (PPSSPP) , I just Installed, to my utmost surprise, the OTG cable's mouth was this kind of olden days usb that was used on all these old tecno China phones, ah ah, in this present generation? Who still uses this type of usb point, I called the man many times, to complain, but he never picked, so I called the number in the confirmation sms for the otg cable, and the man said I should call the customer service, customer service wey you go call, your money go dey comot, mtcheeewwww, I called them anyway, I complained about the otg cable and they promised a refund of the money for the otg cable only, ah ah, what about the extra charge for delivery Na? So the money you charged me for delivery is gone? You think I too don't pay money to come and pickup these items? Anyways, they refused to include my delivery money inside my refund, so I lost about N200, my memory card is working anyways, I taught, because I inserted it into my tab, and I decided to move many of my files and music to the card, the move was successful, so I decided to play some music, when I entered my player, it could only detect the music on my phone storage, so I used my file manager to navigate to the folder I pasted the music I moved to the card, to my amazement, it was showing "Player Does Not Support This File Type" , my head Wan burst, over 400+ music's, showing the same thing, I tried moving them back to my phone, but the damage has been long done, the memory card succeeded in corrupting almost all my music's, and some important pdf files, and even my school invitation, I was supposed to print it out, I wanted to go study in England, so that explains the invite, I had to take it to the embassy, thank God it was sent via mail, so I can re-download it at anytime.
To cut the short story long, I want to say that, shopping on jumia is one he'll of a risk, I once bought a virus filled flash drive from them, I had to dump that flash till date, I also want to use this medium to express my dissatisfaction with jumia, they are digging their Graves by themselves, cos as for me, konga ti take over, jumia is history, what motivated me to create this thread was the jumia interns job whatever that I saw on fp, jumia, you have to sit up, your services are wack, slow delivery, slow processing, sub standard goods and all, now I can't even tet my game pad to see if it's alright, All I wanna say is, jumia, I am highly disappointed..

Pictures of the products below.

O boy

Source >>> http://gisted1..com/2016/07/man-docked-for-beating-wife-over-late.html

A man has been summoned before an Ikeja Chief Magistrates' Court for professedly beating his significant other over late readiness of dinner. Monday Usifo (45), an engineer who lives at No.19, Emmanuel St., Ketu

Alapere, a suburb of Lagos is being striven for assault. The prosecutor, Sgt. Rapheal Donny, told the court that the offense was submitted on April 17 at the accused residence.

Donny said that the accused asserted that his wife , Blessing, did not set up his sustenance on time, and turned to beating her.


“The accused hatchet his wife with a cutlass on the head, which led her to bleeding profusely. “If not for the intervention of the neighbours, who rushed the victim to the hospital, it would have been another story entirely,” he said.

The offense contradicted Section 171 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.

The charged, in any case, pleaded not guilty.
The Chief Magistrate, Mr Tajudeen Elias, allowed the blamed safeguard in the whole of N100,000 with one surety in like aggregate.
He dismissed the case till July 20 for notice.

Source >>> http://gisted1..com/2016/07/man-docked-for-beating-wife-over-late.html


Lalasticlala Ijebabe Seun Dominique

Natifa:
Guess I need some education here. What's this contest all about. And what's in it for the contestants

Inna gaisuwa pa, good afternoon ma, in response to your question, Nairaland pageantry is run every year, it has both the male and female categories, it is an avenue where eligible Nairalanders come together to compete healthily, you seek for support and all, at the end, there is a price for the 1st,2nd and 3rd contestants, and I find myself as one of the contestants, ma can you please support me? Monday is the day for the next stage ma, don Allah...,

Dygeasy:
Kindly respond to the email we sent to you if you haven't.

The contest kicks off on Monday, July 11 2016.

Thank you.

Good afternoon sir, please confirm you have seen my mail, sent it earlier today.

Bh

prettyjo:
its been a while
30 guys contesting for Mr nairaland
this is serious,may the lord be Una muscle.
but sincerely speaking only few guys are handsome,not even up to 3
may the best win

Abi?

Ajah

Lemme sit here.

Cutezt For Mr Nairaland 2016

C = Cute
U= Unique
T = Thrifty
E = Exuberant
Z = Zealous

We need your support, we can't do with out you, pls vote justly, vote wisely.

Following.

Thank God mine was gotten via hardwork, Hit The Gym, No Pain, No Gain.

O boy, see long note o

quivah:
I see that Mr nl is not always about the finest man but the most popular man so I won't be surprised if vizkiz or falconey or even fynestboi wins..

I support the cute ones tho, iamkingzlee , piperson, cutezt!!!

Thanks for the acknowledgement ma'am, we will do well with your support. Thanks.

DRISKLEF:
Hi bruh. Be rest assured my decision was reached not out of fear or whatsoever, but for personal reasons like I rightly stated.

Keep your head up, dont give up man! and sure 'll give you all the support i can.
Morning.

Feel bad bro, but I guess your mind is made up already, thanks bro, take care.

DRISKLEF:
Top of morning to you, dygeasy. Hope you're well?

I, Drisklef, have decided to pull out of the contest for reasons best known to me.
I appreciate your being able verify and enlist me as one of the contestants in this amazingly prestigious online pageant.

Having explained out myself to my team members, I humbly demand you take down my name from the list of contestants as i believe i owe no other persons any further explanation.

Thank you.

Bro, Why? I Was Looking Up To You In This Competition, Why Quit Now.

MissGdope:
LIST OF VERIFIED CONTESTANTS


1. KENNETH205

2. VIZKIZ

3. DRISKLEF

4. DONARIOK

5. MrDOjo

6. FALCONEY

7. CUTEZT

8. ADEWUMIOPEYEMI



10. IAMKINGZLEE

11. ICHOMMY

12. LORDNICVUITTON

13. FYNESTBOI



15. DEVILMAYCRY

16. ACCESS

17. KINGINVAHALA

18. RYABCOOL

19. JUSTDULLA

20. IAMDOTUNE

21. KUNLEAKINPELU00

22. PHOTOSHOOT

23. MICROFLUX

24. FRANCHISE21

25. ELDAILLEST

26. REIYVINN

27. GOLOR

28. PRINCEAKINS

29. PIPERSON

30. ZIKDOCHI

Lol, Yes ma , we are fully prepared to attack you from all angles with our answers, am well prepared, and am sure the rest are also well armed.

AngelAhnie:
I will vote for you

Thanks ma.

AngelAhnie:
I will vote for you

Thanks ma.

AngelAhnie:
No, I like them with beards

Still on the fence though

Cheiii, no make me go find spirit now o.., I hear say E dey make bia bia grow fast.

AngelAhnie:
I'm tempted to join u

Shun MA, I stand gidigba for your side, I am the chosen one.

Cutezt For Mr Nairaland 2016

C = Cute


U= Unique


T = Thrifty


E = Exuberant


Z = Zealous

optional1:
Ma not Sir

Yes MA

RIp