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Car Talk › Re: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Cutezt(m): 5:15pm On Mar 24, 2025
kingreign:
Scan and post codes, I'd tell you what to do
Hello Chief,

Please I drive an 07 Accord, it was driving well, no problem at all for long until the Airflow stopped working, I gave it to my Old Mechanic who tried various Airflow meter sensors without anyone working, unknowing to me, the car was using the Brainbox of an older accord before I got it, which made the Airflow not to work again, so I took it to Oyingbo and the worked on it, I got a new brainbox and the car stopped smoking, but while driving home, I suddenly noticed the car starts to jerk once it nears 3000rpm, I could not go back as it was late and I lived far, so I just took the car home. I made a quick research and found out the VTEC solenoid is most times the culprit for that, so I ordered for a Tokunbo and my mechanic installed it for me. On test driving, the car was accelerating fine, it was going past 3000rpm and I thought the problem was solved until it started again a few days later. I just got a scanner and scanned it and it brought up a 'p2646 Rocker Arm Actuator Stuck Off' code, I don't know if you have a clue how I can sort that out, will appreciate your response, thanks.
Celebrities › Re: Happy 36th Birthday To Olamide by Cutezt(m): 8:53am On Mar 15, 2025
Make dem no go forget say Badoo na Baba.

Happy birthday
Politics › Re: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 6:00pm On Mar 09, 2025
Love800:
The thing changes programs on its own.

And, the channels programs don't show exactly what the channel describes. It shows a substandard versions of it!

Some channels cracks and hangs alot, making you moving the decoder like an antenna!

I dont want to see that SLTV with my eyes anymore!
Maybe you need to get a better installer. I've been using mine for close to a year now or even more, the only challenge I had with it once was when my LNB got bad, I changed it and since then, no issues till date. As for program changes, I know it happens occasionally on Supersports when they are having signal issues, the thing switches for a few seconds and returns to the original station. For substandard offerings, i guess you are referring to the Nat Geo stations, and music stations, note that SLTV offers DSTV South Africa channels, not DSTV Nigeria, that's why the music selection seems to be broader, as well as the difference in Nat Geo.

I don't personally watch any other channel on SLTV except super sport.

If your aim is movies, especially Hollywood, then run far away from SLTV (run from DSTV too), aside that, their news stations, Nolly wood movies and all works just fine.
Politics › Re: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 5:56pm On Mar 09, 2025
Mrexcell:
Pls what's SLTV monthly subscription cost?
5k pere.
Politics › Re: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 1:25pm On Mar 09, 2025
Love800:
SLTV! That useless decoder. Is better i dont have to watch television at all!
Oh well! I guess you've got spare 45k to give out every month.

Aside the picture quality of a few super sports channels, there is absolutely nothing wrong with SLTV.
Properties › Re: When The Landlord Says "No Solar Panels On My Roof". This Is Why (Photo) by Cutezt(m): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2025
First of, this image is AI generated, Secondly, a panel can not burn like that, there is absolutely nothing on it that can maintain that fire to keep burning, its absolutely false.

Don't use nonsense images and make landlord start putting unnecessary restrictions on tenants and making Nigeria nore difficult than it already is.
Politics › Re: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 12:05pm On Mar 09, 2025
ObaaOfYorubaLan:
Sell me the Dstv Dish naw
The dish is what I used for my SLTV.
Politics › Re: Natasha Not Suspended For Accusing Akpabio Of Sexual Harassment — Senate by Cutezt(m): 4:54am On Mar 09, 2025
ruggedtimi:
then they had no tagged seats in the senate. In today's senate you could see the names of the senators boldly tagged on their various seats.
The question is, was he unruly and disruptive or not?

Was that not the same thing they suspended natasha for?

They refused to acknowledge her, she disrupted the proceedings, he too was not acknowledged, and he disrupted proceedings, so what exactly is the issue?
Politics › Re: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 4:50am On Mar 09, 2025
If not for SLTV, how I for dey dash DSTV over 40k every month?

My DSTV has been gathering dust for over a year now.
Politics › Re: Natasha Not Suspended For Accusing Akpabio Of Sexual Harassment — Senate by Cutezt(m): 4:45am On Mar 09, 2025
Politics › Re: Atiku Says Suspension Of Senator Natasha Is Suppression Of Women's Rights by Cutezt(m): 4:37am On Mar 09, 2025
No doubt about that. The same Akpabio was unruly and did exactly what Natasha did over seating arrangement while Saraki was SP, he was never suspended, but suddenly, he is suspending another person for following his footsteps.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPXH7jkxgZs?si=C7AY4WUDnIIre7lk
Politics › Re: Votes For The Suspension Of Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan Was Unanimous by Cutezt(m): 7:46pm On Mar 06, 2025
Dvino1:
When a foolish man talks u know. Who want to stay a country with a snake like u. Common sense will tell u this was ochastrated.

Even in her story dat is not sexual assault . So every coke and bull story consigning a leader, they should suspend him, wen u know dat is a hot sit.

Was she in the right seating position at first yes or no?

Why is dis accusation coming jus after the argument of sitting position?

U have never been accuse by a bitter woman wants to bring u down. This is a case for men to learn. Once u approach a woman for any form of friendship, d day of argument they will use dat to rope u dat it was because they rejected ur approach.

He goat and simps like u will whail, weep and gnash their teeth, keep cursing and hating
LOL, I can't argue or trade words with a fool who can't string simple sentences together and type in full, get off my mentions idiot!
Politics › Re: Votes For The Suspension Of Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan Was Unanimous by Cutezt(m): 4:21pm On Mar 06, 2025
In all sincerity, if you still have any iota of hope that this country can be better, you must be the biggest fool on earth and don't even deserve to live amongst sane people.

This man has been running helter-skelter since the allegation, I am convinced, like I know tomorrow is Friday, that he did whatever they said he did, without an iota of doubt.

This is not even a gender war, ladies who accuse men falsely deserve death without pity, but you see this particular one? The buffalo-looking Akwa Ibomite did it, and this woman is only suffering from what females in many universities are suffering daily from powerful lecturers.

The one who is supposed to be suspended or resign till investigations are concluded, is the same one reading the victim's suspension.

To everyone supporting the Senate thief, may your daughters and sisters pass through what this woman is passing through.

They should sincerely share this country and let everybody go their way, there are no 2 ways about it.
TV/Movies › Re: My Review Of SLTV After 2 Months Of Usage by Cutezt(op): 7:45pm On Mar 05, 2025
henrygold100:
pls how do I subscribe now.
I'll advise you use agents to be on the safer and faster side. I have 2 agents that are trusted and fast, you can chat any of them 08103617281 or 08136869229
Family › Re: Late Dr. Ikenna’s Father-In-Law Reveals Reason For $15,000 Child Support by Cutezt(m): 4:46pm On Feb 03, 2025
NothingDoMe:
The father-in-law is very stupid for making such insensitive comments.

You did not know that the doctor was mentally unstable when you dragged him to court for monthly $15k.

Useless man.
It was the same shameless old man that posted pics of the women he slept with a while back. He even trended.
Family › Re: Your Family Used To Be Rich Now They’re Poor How? by Cutezt(m): 7:15pm On Jan 14, 2025
DuBLINGreenb:
You guys should do all these 23&me, my ancestry and other dna tests so you can all know yourselves. Some will make false claims and some legitimate ones will not even make claims because they don’t know. So the best thing is to do these at home DNA tests it’s around $70 - $180 per kit.

Thanks for your detailed story, these are part of the reasons I made this topic. The story is intriguing and it is real life people will not believe are happening because it sounds like super story or Fuji house of commotion but it is real and all those fictional movies and tv dramas are inspired by real life. Thanks once again for sharing.
Chairman no need for that o sir, anyone who lays claim to the family name now is wasting his time cos there is nothing to gain from it anymore.
Only good old stories.
Family › Re: Your Family Used To Be Rich Now They’re Poor How? by Cutezt(m): 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2025
Honeydenz:
Omon see better ajebo in sight
Reason I love nairaland, u get to meet and interact with people from different background, I too wouldn't think twice before I jump at your grand dad's arms, a whole controller general of custom! Which other rank was he promoted to before his jealous colleague poisoned his drink? Tot that was the highest rant in custom? Anyway, have been applying for the lowest rant in customs since I finished school without success, let alone a getting a cadet slot. God will give men Grace and Give them yet another thing that will destroy them, life is a mystery. his third leg was his ruin, such a pity!
The comptroller position was where he was promoted to. The colleague was also around the same rank with him before the promotion. If you know Jos, you'll know the Gbong Gwom, he was comptroller too in the late 2000's, he was a far junior to my grand dad that time. He used to frequent our house when he was still a custom officer before he was made king.
Family › Re: Your Family Used To Be Rich Now They’re Poor How? by Cutezt(m): 2:03pm On Jan 13, 2025
Story of my life.

Was only born when the riches were slowly vanishing.

Granddad was the comptroller of customs in the late 1960s, my parents were living the life, flying planes like going to the market, The former Plateau state governor, Jang was even his right-hand man, tho his junior, but womanizing became his downfall.

In his various trips and transfers, he met new women everywhere, and as a man with bar, e no hard am lay these women. My grandma was the only wife as of then, before you know what happened, he impregnated another woman from my state who was in the customs service too, then he brought her home and married her, making 2 wives. Grandma was still fine with it, but the man went out and impregnated a Yoruba woman who was an air hostess in Lagos. The woman was troublesome and was a jazz woman, so he did not marry her or bring her home, he got another accommodation for her and started a business for her. You'd think he would stop here, but nahh, he got the Yoruba woman pregnant 4 more times, making 5 kids from her, then he impregnated another young woman from my place again, did not bring her home, but had 3 children with her too.

Everything was still fine, he had money to settle all the bills, one day, he was promoted, his colleague was jealous and poisoned his drink, that's how the man died o. the colleague did not last long and confessed on his death bed too.

The good thing was that my grad ma already had 6 kids for him before he started all his womanizing, to date, there are still kids he has outside that we do not know of, we recently learned of one in Abeokuta, man was grown with his youngest daughter over 19 years old.
During that time, my grandma was wise enough to set up herself and build 4 houses and a hotel, this was what sustained her after his death, cos his money soon vanished after everyone took their share, it was messy, and he did not leave any will.

In a bid to harmonize the house, my grandma brought all the wives into the family house, the second wife warned her against it but she refused. The Yoruba woman's children soon grew and became a terror to the house, stealing, and fighting always in the house. I remembered how the second son broke the windshield of my grandma's car on multiple occasions once there was a problem in the house. He pulled down the railings of our staircase and so many other terrible things. By then, all my grandma's male kids had left the house to other parts of the country to hustle, the only one at home who dealt with them later got ill and died sometime around 2006, the other male child is a reverend father, e no like trouble, my dad had since left the house too. las las sha, the money vanished, and everybody faced their hustle.
The whole thing made my grandma always sing it into my ears to never marry 2. grin grin

Till date, the family name still rings a bell in the state and everyone who knew my parents, uncles, and aunties back then always spoke about how they used to ball, they were the trending kids in the state, and the proof was that they too had kids outside that nobody knew, even them sef no know, at least 4 grown up people showed up claiming to be grandchildren of the family. The funny thing is that they all looked like the parents they claimed as theirs, and my uncles never denied having an affair with their mothers but refused to accept the child as the family's.

PS, we are still very much in touch with many wealthy people in the state including the King, and even Jang himself, but since my grandma died, the contact reduced drastically.
Celebrities › Re: Where's Cobhams Asuquo? by Cutezt(m): 4:05pm On Jan 12, 2025
AllBlack:
Many of them missing in action.

where is Ice Prince?

I still love that song JUJU by Ice Prince.
Ice prince still very much active. Was in my area in Jos just yesterday morning where he settled random strangers hospital bills at BUTH and walked round the market on foot just to interact with the people.
Celebrities › Re: Where's Cobhams Asuquo? by Cutezt(m): 4:01pm On Jan 12, 2025
He sang the most recent big brother naija theme song and released a single a few months back. Still very much active
Autos › Re: Used 2006 Honda Accord(dc) For Sale…must Go ASAP by Cutezt(m): 9:05pm On Jan 01, 2025
Bola4boy:
But if na Toyota wey engine don knock, you no go argue. You go pay immediately. Radarada
Never been a fan of Toyota, strictly Honda, I still don't get the entire rave and rush of Toyota, so what you are saying is baseless.

I'll rather get a DC than a big daddy.
Autos › Re: Used 2006 Honda Accord(dc) For Sale…must Go ASAP by Cutezt(m): 8:30pm On Jan 01, 2025
Even with the inflation, this one no suppose pass 1.5 with all the defects.
Family › Re: "My Wife's Ex Is Back, And Their Romance Is Rekindling – Should I Walk Away? by Cutezt(m): 12:27pm On Dec 31, 2024
Rubbish! She won't even know when the divorce papers reach her.

Its either she stops all that nonsense, or sign it and get out of my house.
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Gospel Song Touches Your Soul by Cutezt(m): 10:55pm On Dec 29, 2024
Rahama - Kaestrins
Broken - Kaestrings
Beyond me - Yadah
Na your hand - Yadah
Majesty - Michael Smith
Daddy wey dey pamper - Moses Bliss
Amaram - Mercy Chinwo
You are my strength - Miranda Curtis
I almost met go - Kurt Carr
Ekwueme, You no dey use me play - Prosper
My worship - Thompson
Yabo - Solomon Lange
When I remember / Jehovah is your name - Ntokozo Mbambo
All Dunsin Oyekan's songs
Iba/Ese/Imela, etc- Nathaniel Bassey
Ni na yesu, Sunar Yes - Chingtok Ishaku
Oba - Joe mettle
Bola, Aleyi pada - Sunmisola

Omo e too plenty, God has been wonderful to me, so most of the songs that moves me are songs that declare my total and complete dependance on Him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lekki central Mosque Removes “Jesus Is Not God” Banner After Public Outcry by Cutezt(m): 7:17am On Dec 19, 2024
Omoawoke:
The world most violent religions are Islam and Christianity

Even chatgpt agreeed
The crusaders were created for a somewhat good cause. Yes, they were violent, but at that time, that was what was needed to stop the spread of Islam, which was spread not by preaching, but by fear and conquest.
Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 10:25pm On Dec 09, 2024
osymerga:
I was born and brought up in Jos. I remember this started around 90s.
In 1995, then I was in JS2 ( GSS Kufang ) and we reside in Hwolshe close to Angulu Jos. My dad had a shop in Terminus.
When the crisis started, the Muslim made it look like the Igbos were the problem. The Muslims, Berom and Angas people started attacking the Igbos initially. That's was how we lost our shop in Terminus after it was burnt.
Gradually, the Berom realised the Igbos were not the problem when the Muslims started attacking them too.
That was how the whole crisis escalated and we were forced to leave Jos after my dad have almost lost everything....
Till date, I still misses Jos and I plan to visit it soon.
I'm sorry about the loss. Igbos were some of the top loosers in the Terminus market inferno. More than 70% of my friends in Jos are igbos and it was very unfortunate that they were once tagged the 'problem', but we all know better now. Jos is a beautiful place, far more peaceful now that everyone knows everyone's agenda and everyone is treading more carefully. It has a beautiful night life and many chilling spots. Do visit, you will enjoy it.
Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 10:18pm On Dec 09, 2024
Tradepunter2:
That's very good..... Enough of all these madness.... At a point in time we from south thought pleateu was Fulani land... Till I lived in the north for more than 8 years.... Then started learning a lot...
More than 90% of the south think Plateau is a hausa/fulani land because most of them have never been out of the south before. Once I tell a southerner I am from Jos, the next question I expect is 'so you be hausa?', but I quickly let them know I am not in anyway related to hausa and I am not from the north either, I am from the middle belt.

And truly, anytime I look at the map of Nigeria, I wonder who made the useless geo-political zone division cos clearly, Plateau is not in the north.
Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 2:34pm On Dec 09, 2024
Tradepunter2:
You berome people stubborn sha.... But I like that stubbornness cuz it enables you guys fight and defend your land from blood thirsty bastards.... Just wish Benue people where like that.... I nu just understand Benue despite the blood thirsty bastards been the smallest of all they still count scores with the majority
The Berom people were the very first tribe to sense what the Jihadist are trying to do in Jos, and that is why you will never find a fanatic Muslim who likes the Berom people.

They sensed the danger a long time ago, stopped selling their lands to Muslims, and stopped giving out their daughters too, plus, they were always two steps ahead of the Jihadist agenda and counters it. We were seen as a troublesome tribe for a long time, but now, everybody has seen what the berom people were against and every Plateau indigenous tribe is plying that route now. Their agenda is clear as day.
Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 10:54am On Dec 09, 2024
mu2sa2:
It was all-out madness. Nothing to do with religion. Though the antagonists were Muslims and Christians, it was ethnic-based violence. If you're in Jos North and you look like someone from jos South, even by your dressing, you're set upon. Jos north has a large Muslim population. The opposite was happening in jos south: if you look like a Muslim, even by your dressing, you're done for in that Christian- dominated area.
The Muslims were not doing it for Islam neither were the Christians doing it for Christianity. It was pure MADNESS fueled by ethnic bigotry.
Thank goodness, after all the madness of those days, there's some sense of saneness now. Though, I'm just wondering how the mainly young people who perpetrated the madness are dealing with their conscience now.
Violence of any kind involving taking of human lives is destructive to the soul. It takes a heavy toll on both the victor and vanquished alike. Take the ongoing isreal- hamas war for instance. You'd think it's all good for isreali soldiers given their upper hand in the conflict. Not necessarily, because there reports of thousands of them now battling ptsd. I read of an isreali soldier who said since his return from the war front in gaza he couldn't eat meat anymore on account of having seen mangled human bodies of both side. War is terrible for ALL. PEACE hurts nobody.
Stop saying nonsense, nothing was ethnic based. It was purely religious based. And yes, Jos north has a good Muslim population, but they can't outnumber the population of Christians in the same Jos north.

Moreover, Jos north doesn't end at Dilimi, Anguwan rogo, Bauchi road, etc, Jos north is massive, and even if you dress like a pope in areas like Apata, Busa Buji, Rukuba road, etc, which are all the major residential areas in Jos north, nobody will touch you, but try that in the Muslim dominated areas and see. I know of a Yoruba Muslim woman who was chased out of her area at Yan Tire cos she was not 'Muslim enough'.

And before you say anything, I am Jos through and through, a berom man, born and brought up, spent the first 20 plus years of my life in Jos before moving, and I still go to Jos every December, like I will go again in a few days time.
Celebrities › Re: “I Make Close To $40,000 Monthly From Content Creation” — Blessing Ceo(pix,vid) by Cutezt(m): 5:26pm On Nov 23, 2024
press9jatv:
check google and do your findings here 🤨🤨🤨
Make sure you stop doing online stuffs, cos it is clear that you have the wrong motivation for it cos you are very ignorant and not willing to learn.

Here is a stream that started 2 years ago and is still live now

Celebrities › Re: “I Make Close To $40,000 Monthly From Content Creation” — Blessing Ceo(pix,vid) by Cutezt(m): 12:47am On Nov 23, 2024
press9jatv:
Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

Peller has broken the Guinness world record for the longest Live YouTube stream . Before we talk about Grace please let’s acknowledge the work this boy is doing . He is carving a nitch of his own and at the moment he is the biggest live streamer in Africa . It started from TikTok now he is on YouTube and soon he will compare with Kai Cenat and ishow speed .

He had guests like Shanks comics , Yhemolee and many others . He has been streaming now for 4 days .

Moral lesson : For grace to work , you must work .
Do you even know what you are saying all these people?

I've seen a livestream that started 2 months ago as at that time and it was still live, so what exactly are you saying? What is the source of this info?

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