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Family › Re: Your Family Used To Be Rich Now They’re Poor How? by Cutezt(m): 2:03pm On Jan 13, 2025

Story of my life.

Was only born when the riches were slowly vanishing.

Granddad was the comptroller of customs in the late 1960s, my parents were living the life, flying planes like going to the market, The former Plateau state governor, Jang was even his right-hand man, tho his junior, but womanizing became his downfall.

In his various trips and transfers, he met new women everywhere, and as a man with bar, e no hard am lay these women. My grandma was the only wife as of then, before you know what happened, he impregnated another woman from my state who was in the customs service too, then he brought her home and married her, making 2 wives. Grandma was still fine with it, but the man went out and impregnated a Yoruba woman who was an air hostess in Lagos. The woman was troublesome and was a jazz woman, so he did not marry her or bring her home, he got another accommodation for her and started a business for her. You'd think he would stop here, but nahh, he got the Yoruba woman pregnant 4 more times, making 5 kids from her, then he impregnated another young woman from my place again, did not bring her home, but had 3 children with her too.

Everything was still fine, he had money to settle all the bills, one day, he was promoted, his colleague was jealous and poisoned his drink, that's how the man died o. the colleague did not last long and confessed on his death bed too.

The good thing was that my grad ma already had 6 kids for him before he started all his womanizing, to date, there are still kids he has outside that we do not know of, we recently learned of one in Abeokuta, man was grown with his youngest daughter over 19 years old.
During that time, my grandma was wise enough to set up herself and build 4 houses and a hotel, this was what sustained her after his death, cos his money soon vanished after everyone took their share, it was messy, and he did not leave any will.

In a bid to harmonize the house, my grandma brought all the wives into the family house, the second wife warned her against it but she refused. The Yoruba woman's children soon grew and became a terror to the house, stealing, and fighting always in the house. I remembered how the second son broke the windshield of my grandma's car on multiple occasions once there was a problem in the house. He pulled down the railings of our staircase and so many other terrible things. By then, all my grandma's male kids had left the house to other parts of the country to hustle, the only one at home who dealt with them later got ill and died sometime around 2006, the other male child is a reverend father, e no like trouble, my dad had since left the house too. las las sha, the money vanished, and everybody faced their hustle.
The whole thing made my grandma always sing it into my ears to never marry 2. grin

Till date, the family name still rings a bell in the state and everyone who knew my parents, uncles, and aunties back then always spoke about how they used to ball, they were the trending kids in the state, and the proof was that they too had kids outside that nobody knew, even them sef no know, at least 4 grown up people showed up claiming to be grandchildren of the family. The funny thing is that they all looked like the parents they claimed as theirs, and my uncles never denied having an affair with their mothers but refused to accept the child as the family's.

PS, we are still very much in touch with many wealthy people in the state including the King, and even Jang himself, but since my grandma died, the contact reduced drastically.

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Celebrities › Re: Where's Cobhams Asuquo? by Cutezt(m): 4:05pm On Jan 12, 2025

AllBlack:
Many of them missing in action.

where is Ice Prince?

I still love that song JUJU by Ice Prince.

Ice prince still very much active. Was in my area in Jos just yesterday morning where he settled random strangers hospital bills at BUTH and walked round the market on foot just to interact with the people.

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Celebrities › Re: Where's Cobhams Asuquo? by Cutezt(m): 4:01pm On Jan 12, 2025

He sang the most recent big brother naija theme song and released a single a few months back. Still very much active

Autos › Re: Used 2006 Honda Accord(dc) For Sale…must Go ASAP by Cutezt(m): 9:05pm On Jan 01, 2025

Bola4boy:
But if na Toyota wey engine don knock, you no go argue. You go pay immediately. Radarada

Never been a fan of Toyota, strictly Honda, I still don't get the entire rave and rush of Toyota, so what you are saying is baseless.

I'll rather get a DC than a big daddy.

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Autos › Re: Used 2006 Honda Accord(dc) For Sale…must Go ASAP by Cutezt(m): 8:30pm On Jan 01, 2025

Even with the inflation, this one no suppose pass 1.5 with all the defects.

Family › Re: "My Wife's Ex Is Back, And Their Romance Is Rekindling – Should I Walk Away? by Cutezt(m): 12:27pm On Dec 31, 2024

Rubbish! She won't even know when the divorce papers reach her.

Its either she stops all that nonsense, or sign it and get out of my house.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Which Gospel Song Touches Your Soul by Cutezt(m): 10:55pm On Dec 29, 2024

Rahama - Kaestrins
Broken - Kaestrings
Beyond me - Yadah
Na your hand - Yadah
Majesty - Michael Smith
Daddy wey dey pamper - Moses Bliss
Amaram - Mercy Chinwo
You are my strength - Miranda Curtis
I almost met go - Kurt Carr
Ekwueme, You no dey use me play - Prosper
My worship - Thompson
Yabo - Solomon Lange
When I remember / Jehovah is your name - Ntokozo Mbambo
All Dunsin Oyekan's songs
Iba/Ese/Imela, etc- Nathaniel Bassey
Ni na yesu, Sunar Yes - Chingtok Ishaku
Oba - Joe mettle
Bola, Aleyi pada - Sunmisola

Omo e too plenty, God has been wonderful to me, so most of the songs that moves me are songs that declare my total and complete dependance on Him.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Lekki central Mosque Removes “Jesus Is Not God” Banner After Public Outcry by Cutezt(m): 7:17am On Dec 19, 2024

Omoawoke:
The world most violent religions are Islam and Christianity

Even chatgpt agreeed

The crusaders were created for a somewhat good cause. Yes, they were violent, but at that time, that was what was needed to stop the spread of Islam, which was spread not by preaching, but by fear and conquest.

Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 10:25pm On Dec 09, 2024

osymerga:
I was born and brought up in Jos. I remember this started around 90s.
In 1995, then I was in JS2 ( GSS Kufang ) and we reside in Hwolshe close to Angulu Jos. My dad had a shop in Terminus.
When the crisis started, the Muslim made it look like the Igbos were the problem. The Muslims, Berom and Angas people started attacking the Igbos initially. That's was how we lost our shop in Terminus after it was burnt.
Gradually, the Berom realised the Igbos were not the problem when the Muslims started attacking them too.
That was how the whole crisis escalated and we were forced to leave Jos after my dad have almost lost everything....
Till date, I still misses Jos and I plan to visit it soon.

I'm sorry about the loss. Igbos were some of the top loosers in the Terminus market inferno. More than 70% of my friends in Jos are igbos and it was very unfortunate that they were once tagged the 'problem', but we all know better now. Jos is a beautiful place, far more peaceful now that everyone knows everyone's agenda and everyone is treading more carefully. It has a beautiful night life and many chilling spots. Do visit, you will enjoy it.

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Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 10:18pm On Dec 09, 2024

Tradepunter2:
That's very good..... Enough of all these madness.... At a point in time we from south thought pleateu was Fulani land... Till I lived in the north for more than 8 years.... Then started learning a lot...

More than 90% of the south think Plateau is a hausa/fulani land because most of them have never been out of the south before. Once I tell a southerner I am from Jos, the next question I expect is 'so you be hausa?', but I quickly let them know I am not in anyway related to hausa and I am not from the north either, I am from the middle belt.

And truly, anytime I look at the map of Nigeria, I wonder who made the useless geo-political zone division cos clearly, Plateau is not in the north.

Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 2:34pm On Dec 09, 2024

Tradepunter2:
You berome people stubborn sha.... But I like that stubbornness cuz it enables you guys fight and defend your land from blood thirsty bastards.... Just wish Benue people where like that.... I nu just understand Benue despite the blood thirsty bastards been the smallest of all they still count scores with the majority

The Berom people were the very first tribe to sense what the Jihadist are trying to do in Jos, and that is why you will never find a fanatic Muslim who likes the Berom people.

They sensed the danger a long time ago, stopped selling their lands to Muslims, and stopped giving out their daughters too, plus, they were always two steps ahead of the Jihadist agenda and counters it. We were seen as a troublesome tribe for a long time, but now, everybody has seen what the berom people were against and every Plateau indigenous tribe is plying that route now. Their agenda is clear as day.

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Travel › Re: Christmas: Beautifully Decorated Roundabout Junctions In Jos by Cutezt(m): 10:54am On Dec 09, 2024

mu2sa2:
It was all-out madness. Nothing to do with religion. Though the antagonists were Muslims and Christians, it was ethnic-based violence. If you're in Jos North and you look like someone from jos South, even by your dressing, you're set upon. Jos north has a large Muslim population. The opposite was happening in jos south: if you look like a Muslim, even by your dressing, you're done for in that Christian- dominated area.
The Muslims were not doing it for Islam neither were the Christians doing it for Christianity. It was pure MADNESS fueled by ethnic bigotry.
Thank goodness, after all the madness of those days, there's some sense of saneness now. Though, I'm just wondering how the mainly young people who perpetrated the madness are dealing with their conscience now.
Violence of any kind involving taking of human lives is destructive to the soul. It takes a heavy toll on both the victor and vanquished alike. Take the ongoing isreal- hamas war for instance. You'd think it's all good for isreali soldiers given their upper hand in the conflict. Not necessarily, because there reports of thousands of them now battling ptsd. I read of an isreali soldier who said since his return from the war front in gaza he couldn't eat meat anymore on account of having seen mangled human bodies of both side. War is terrible for ALL. PEACE hurts nobody.

Stop saying nonsense, nothing was ethnic based. It was purely religious based. And yes, Jos north has a good Muslim population, but they can't outnumber the population of Christians in the same Jos north.

Moreover, Jos north doesn't end at Dilimi, Anguwan rogo, Bauchi road, etc, Jos north is massive, and even if you dress like a pope in areas like Apata, Busa Buji, Rukuba road, etc, which are all the major residential areas in Jos north, nobody will touch you, but try that in the Muslim dominated areas and see. I know of a Yoruba Muslim woman who was chased out of her area at Yan Tire cos she was not 'Muslim enough'.

And before you say anything, I am Jos through and through, a berom man, born and brought up, spent the first 20 plus years of my life in Jos before moving, and I still go to Jos every December, like I will go again in a few days time.

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Celebrities › Re: “I Make Close To $40,000 Monthly From Content Creation” — Blessing Ceo(pix,vid) by Cutezt(m): 5:26pm On Nov 23, 2024

press9jatv:
check google and do your findings here 🤨🤨🤨

Make sure you stop doing online stuffs, cos it is clear that you have the wrong motivation for it cos you are very ignorant and not willing to learn.

Here is a stream that started 2 years ago and is still live now

Celebrities › Re: “I Make Close To $40,000 Monthly From Content Creation” — Blessing Ceo(pix,vid) by Cutezt(m): 12:47am On Nov 23, 2024

press9jatv:
Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

Peller has broken the Guinness world record for the longest Live YouTube stream . Before we talk about Grace please let’s acknowledge the work this boy is doing . He is carving a nitch of his own and at the moment he is the biggest live streamer in Africa . It started from TikTok now he is on YouTube and soon he will compare with Kai Cenat and ishow speed .

He had guests like Shanks comics , Yhemolee and many others . He has been streaming now for 4 days .

Moral lesson : For grace to work , you must work .

Do you even know what you are saying all these people?

I've seen a livestream that started 2 months ago as at that time and it was still live, so what exactly are you saying? What is the source of this info?

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Culture › Re: First Class Kings In Nigeria by Cutezt(m): 6:23pm On Nov 16, 2024

kaltonga:
When then prince Charls visited Nigeria, the sitting arrangement for the monarchs are
The sultan, the Oni and the Emir of Kano sitted in front row.
Behind are the Obi of Onitsha, the Oba of Benin and one other monarch that I can't remember.

But as of today in Nigeria, the following kings are included as first class in addition to your list
The Obong of Calabar
The Igwe of Asaba
Shehu of Bornu
Tor Tiv
Oche Idoma
Attach of Igala
Emir of Zauzau
Gbom vom Jos

Gbom Gwom Jos.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Didn’t Blow Me, I Was Famous Before He Promoted My Song - Portable by Cutezt(m): 8:28pm On Nov 15, 2024

This one Don craze finish

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Politics › Re: Powerful Explosion Rocks Jos, Plateau State, Many Injured by Cutezt(m): 1:51pm On Nov 12, 2024

This is false news. Who ever wrote this is mad. There was no explosion anywhere in Jos, there was a bomb scare and the police came and secured the area. I repeat, there was no explosion anywhere in Jos. I have host of family and friends around the Old Juth area and they are still selling things in their various shops as I type.

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Travel › Re: Dangote Truck Kills Three Lagosians by Cutezt(m): 3:22am On Nov 12, 2024

3 ke? Terrible lies. My friend who lives in Epe told me not less than 20 were killed. He posted a video and in that video alone, I counted about 9.

Food › Re: This Is How I Usually Make My Local Salad With Letos And Kulikuli (video/pics) by Cutezt(m): 8:07pm On Oct 31, 2024

slimmax:
No mind all those saying thrash , na lack of food and exposure de worry most. Na only garri n kuli kuli dem sabi.

Make one try dis recipe then come back with testimonies.

There is actually no food in this Lagos, even if you are rich, you can't just stroll to the bus stop and get fresh lettuce or cabbage like in north. It's always 2 days own, or last week own.

They seriously lack varieties in the south west.

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Food › Re: This Is How I Usually Make My Local Salad With Letos And Kulikuli (video/pics) by Cutezt(m): 7:57pm On Oct 31, 2024

Myrrhis:
I doubt that.
It's called zogale or something like that.

It is called 'Kwodo'

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Food › Re: This Is How I Usually Make My Local Salad With Letos And Kulikuli (video/pics) by Cutezt(m): 7:55pm On Oct 31, 2024*

Op you reminded me of my time in Jos, and my late aunty who always does this for us, it was called 'Kwodo' or something.

Omo men dey suffer for Lagos but dem no know cos fresh food no really dey, e no pass Rice, Spag, yam, macaroni, beans, e Don finish.

sad

Bless you Aunty K

LocalFARMERS

Edit

There are many recipe videos on YouTube

Here is one https://www.youtube.com/live/Ts_DRUGhya8?si=kS-vmB3aKZ1CNEsx

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Family › Re: Lady Captures The Moment She Told Her 5yr-old Son Of His Dad’s Passing(vid) by Cutezt(m): 6:48pm On Oct 30, 2024

Pets › Re: Everyone Meet Lucy, My American Eskimo by Cutezt(m): 3:13pm On Oct 29, 2024

thecuteone:
Boss i know it’s been a while, how’s your dog? I hope she has littered for you now ?

Hi, yes, been a while. yes, my dog has littered once around September last year, 6 pups, lost one and sold 4. Was a lot of work for me that period having to clean everywhere multiple times every single day, she came on heat again about 3 months ago but I refused to mate her, I don't have the time and strength to properly take care of the pups right now. I however left one of her female pups from her last litter to be with her, she is a smart dog. I wanted to sell them all at first, but I noticed she was smart enough to know where to do business as soon as she started walking.

Anytime she felt like weeing or pooping, she walks straight to the potty at that young age, less than 2 months as at then, while the rest just do it anywhere, I was flabbergasted and decided I was going to let her stay. She is a year old now and came on heat around the same time as her mum but I did not cross her because it's her first time, plus I do not have the strength or time either.

Autos › Re: SOLD!2005 Honda Accord 3.3M-Lagos by Cutezt(m): 10:53pm On Oct 18, 2024

njelrapheal:
abeg point me to the one make i check the car out

https://www.nairaland.com/8232751/2005-honda-accord-v6-registered#132321046

Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2007 Gray (discussion Continues) For Sale by Cutezt(m): 9:39am On Oct 15, 2024

kp3tech:
Clean, Neatly Used Honda Accord 2007, Automatic, Alloy Rims, V6 for sale.

-AC steering need servicing.

Working perfectly well
Engine and gear very sound
Buy and drive.

Price N2.3 million
Location: Igando

Owner wants to travel abroad

Call or Whatsapp 08028308784

Autos › Re: SOLD!2005 Honda Accord 3.3M-Lagos by Cutezt(m): 9:12am On Oct 15, 2024

AfonjajaOpobo:
Hhahahahaha
3m for EOD

Hunger don sammah Nairaland auto dealers no be small

One has been advertising an old EOD for almost 6 months now at 1.6m, just as dollar rise reach 1700, e raise am to 1.85m, laugh Wan kill me.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Write Ups On Innocent People’s Clothes by Cutezt(m): 10:13pm On Oct 03, 2024

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Politics › Re: 10 Things To Know About Edo Governor-elect Monday Okpebholo by Cutezt(m): 10:33pm On Sep 23, 2024

Very rubbish facts. The man schooled in Jos, Plateau state. I know his house at Busa Buji and his daughters too, with the wife, before they moved to Edo. We used to go to their house as kids with my friend who is the wife's nephew

Politics › Re: Tinubu Approves 50 Trucks Of Maize, Rice For Borno Flood Victims by Cutezt(m): 10:16pm On Sep 21, 2024

aRICE oh Compatriot.

He has tried, he added millet and sorghum to the Agbado he promised earlier.

Tinubu is a man with a heart of gold,he has human sympathy.

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Food › Re: Do You Still Eat Three Square Meals? by Cutezt(m): 10:57am On Sep 21, 2024

richmond500:
well, I earn above 100k

If you earn 200k in a major state like Lagos, you are still poor.

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Food › Re: Do You Still Eat Three Square Meals? by Cutezt(m): 10:56am On Sep 21, 2024

Warrior247:
to be sincere, even people that voted for Tinubu are regretting..

If one could see the future, Tinubu wouldn't have gotten up to a thousand votes...

In the next election, I don't need any native doctors to know that he would loose the election

Let's be honest: if there was ever a moment he could have lost, it was the last election. Despite widespread opposition, he managed to rig himself in. Now, with every agency and department in his pocket, it's hard to see how he could lose again.

The likelihood of Tinubu losing the next election is slimmer than the moon appearing at noon. By any means necessary, he will ensure his position remains intact.

Using official presidential channels to campaign for the Edo State APC while disregarding protocols raises questions—how could he possibly lose his own election?

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