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Michelle55:your head dey dia more speed to ya fingers |
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Busted Citizens holarworship(f), Gamesound(m), Toyin223(f), Busted OP TheBlessedMAN |
stephenGee12:ja mi si |
stephenGee12:i get backup don't incur the wrath of Olympus |
stephenGee12:dem no tell you na me Zeus field marshal |
stephenGee12:tell ur guy make he update before i bomb him |
TheBlessedMan If u no update en, Zeus thunder wey go fire u dey for corridor |
Biko how do i get a free copy and if you have whatsapp: 09027207474 dhayoralabi@outlook.com titopius: |
Biko how do i get a free copy and if you have whatsapp: 09027207474 dhayoralabi@outlook.com |
Aderola15:John Legend You fix your make-up just so guess you don't know you're beautiful try on every dress that you own you were fine in my eyes half an hour ago |
A Facebook user made/shared a hilarious list of the kinds of students some of our A-lists Nigerian musicians would have been. Though it seems like its a stale stuff but then… He wrote ‘Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.’ TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class. KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son. REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months. OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position. MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him. P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class. B-RED – Has all the textbooks in the world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams. DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again. YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next. WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him. VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month. SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn't be able to afford snacks during break. MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass. DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully. ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school. KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard. TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class. TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes. PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm. YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always looking for boys. SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth. REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangsters in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one. VIKTOH – Just one chronic failure, so dumb gets zero in every exam. BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations. SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys. KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class. FLAVOUR – The loner, goes aloneto the sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself. CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading. IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls. EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her school bag, no girl messes with her. TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak. LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer. D’BANJ – Doesn't listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class. 9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy in school 1. DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful. ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her. PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones. 2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d student. Don’t stop the fun, share and contribute! Source: |
These mods are something else we need a reform on Nairaland |
John Legend- You and I ain't nobody in the world but you TONIGHT |
RolaDiva:Yea Proudly #May22 |
Yaga #May22 |
TheBlessedMAN TheBlessedMAN |
SmartestPopQUEEN:oh its a young woman i see a future MD & CEO |
frank317:Sir you're clueless, even God fold arm and shake head dey look you |
My head ooo
My belle ooo You no see say yawa dey o |
SmartestPopQUEEN:How is your young man? BIKO post a pic of him oo |
Its the life you choosed, you've could have been in a better position oya update ooo |
Trust Nobody
Real Niggas Stay Scarce |
TheBlessedMan oga Oya ooooo, i bin dey wait and NiteFury the day i go catch u Ehn |
Chelsea fans bin dey look me with bad eye since afternooon |
RolaDiva:Smiles.......... |
geekybabe:And you're 100000000000000% right |
Am an African, not a Terrorist and Am a Nigerian and not a Terrorist |
A female Computer Scientist like RolaDiva, Programmer, Web developer, web designer, hacker, tech blogger, software developer Then you've got me 5000% |
So you say you're successful because you bleached your skin ba. The thunder that will fire you ehn will come with a doctor's prescription; one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at night. |
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