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LOL. . .Naija!! Well, I never thought a criminal will evade the law and run away if I not only open the prison doors but give him tip-offs to escape.

@Lastpage. . .well-said! I couldn't agree more but wait and you will see people who will complain that your post is too long! Now, imagine how mentally lazy people are. . .such that to go the whole hog to know the truth is too much stress. Abeg, let the restless dead man rest in wherever! Meanwhile, the countries that the mentally lazy Nigerians want to copy and run to all the time will investigate a crime/matter/issue for 100+ years if need be to know the truth! In fact, if the suspect is dead, they will still identify him and make appropriate notes for future reference. Some of these things are what the mentally lazy people sit-up to watch on Discovery Channel/History Channel, etc.

Atiku is a thieving scummy slowpoke! Is it not ironic that this loony says the younger generations are inexperienced in leadership but pray, how will anyone gain experience if he never gets a (decent) shot at a job? No, I am not saying Nigeria needs a totally clueless person who will come and apprentice for 4 to 8 years before he can lead the nation but is it not obvious that all or almost all the positions of leadership are RIGGED by his party to favor themselves? Good education which will be a foundation for further leadership and management skills cannot be attained by majority of people because the older bastards like Modibbo, Turai, et al on Yaradua's watch, stole virtually all the monies to buy books for students, including disabled students! When the quarter-baked students cannot pass by their honest efforts. . .people like Atiku who have ensured that younger Nigerians cannot make a breakthrough by honest effort. . .has so convoluted the thinking of parents to go and buy admissions, forge documents, rig admission, etc just to get admission into an already shitty Nigerian university! Most of the students only struggle to pass and graduate after years of strike and (mostly) substandard education where they have no desire to get into student unionism/leadership - a veritable avenue to breed future leaders for the country!

After graduation, most of the reasonable management trainee schemes are also rigged for the highest bidders, children of the rich and powerful (who are usually the most useless) and do not have the intellectual and moral capacity for leadership (e.g. Yaradua, Obasanjo-Bello, Yaradua, etc). Politics at the councillor, local government, state are all SO RIGGED either for the same old men or the most useless children who have no brains to lead anything! So, how are the youths going to get experience? What does this scenario leave Nigerians? A useless old, dying and wasted generation of pot-bellied bangers who had great opportunities provided for them when they were young but have since denied younger Nigerians the same! These are people like Atiku, IBB, Obasanjo, Yaradua, etc. . .who think they are the only ones who can rule and will do so even in their graves! What a bunch of useless monkeys who deserve no mercy or pity when they are 6-feet under!

Nigerians, generally, are very feisty. . .now, majority of Nigerians are frustrated/pissed-off with the constant failure called government, your Yaradua and hordes of low-life bangers . . .add that to the mix.

What do you think you will get?

Jonathan may be just like Yara(), but I hope not. I am not holding my breath by any means until I see what he does in the next couple of months. One thing though is this VP was (more) probably not foisted on him by the PDP gang of thieves but again this is Nigeria! If it were one of the bigger PDP thieves. . .then I will guess it has the hands of PDP all over it. But in any case, I will await the unfolding of events.

Osama10:
By the end of this the guy must be a skeleton.

LOL. . .yes o, 'cos if he escapes into this country by any means. . .this corrupt country will even withdraw the sentence on behalf of the British and American courts for the offences he would have been convicted and served time for! No be Naija we dey??

Yes to London, then to the USA, serve the harshest prison sentence, forfeit all assets and monies to Nigeria. . .then return to Nigeria (after at least 100 years). . .then to come and start EFCC wahala.

7 years only? Why NOT 70 years after serious and daily "attempt to also despoil him" for 70 days? Then 70 years of hard, hard labor with 0-1-0.5 feeding, then deport him to Nigeria if he survives it? These savage human beings give Nigerians more than a terrible name!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=442984.msg6022991#msg6022991 date=1273337685]some of the people on this thread are clearly insane!![/quote]Because they don't buy your bullcrap point of view? Typical Nigerian. . .no intellectual / factual arguments but WE must just buy the doodoo you are selling? Abeg, eat am yourself! This is the same way Yaradua hounded the press, arresting journalists and shutting down media houses that told the truth of his snail-like go nowhere, do nothing presidency. Ribadu and El-Rufai hounded out, saints Ibori, Andoakaa, Maduekwe, Turai, etc running the show! Now, that hasn't worked out well for you all. . .and it is our fault?

By the way, stop using words you don't even know the meaning of!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=442984.msg6020369#msg6020369 date=1273303141]^^ as usual, you deliver zero after promising the moon.

your typical mode of operation.

cybergreedy and cybergrouch

sayonara, donkey

olodo[/quote]Zero point delivery like  your clueless Yaradua who apparently, you have been sucking his thing before and since he died? Turai must thank you for giving her lessons on how to do it like a pro. Talking about olodo, take a mirror and look in it. . .that is the real olodo. Your postings here clearly show that even a tilapia fish bone head which ends up in millions of dishes everyday worldwide is miles ahead of your brain. Hahaha. . .well, guess what? I have no time to talk to losers who even when I was in primary school, I would easily teach them all they are struggling to learn so they can make minimum wage! Hahaha. . .suck it up and go get your slate, chalk and go learn something!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=442984.msg6020325#msg6020325 date=1273302063]^^ give it your best shot and let's see.

you might have to change genders and sexual orientation after i'm done with you.

grumpy old troll.[/quote]Apparently, you have nothing to add any value to this germaine discussion but attack, attack, attack! This tilapia fish is way out of its depth. . .and swimming at this depth only makes you a savoury meal for the sharks! Okay, I will joke your attack away again 'cos really, you are way out of your league as it is! So, I let it pass.

BTW, there is some good progressive thread here. . .follow the link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-443813.0.html#msg6020338

So, Yar'Adua is done and gone, Nigeria remains. Whereas there has been a lot of condolence messages, debates about what he achieved and what he did not, what he did and what he did not, etc; I don't see Nigeria and Nigerians DEMANDING an autopsy report. Well, most people will slag off my post and even mock it, but I won't be surprised. In the countries Nigerian leaders and a lot of Nigerians like to travel to or relocate too, this is ONE of their most effective ways of preventing/reducing future occurrence of deaths. Why? Because when the actual and scientific basis of death is established, effective and adequate measures can be taken against such diseases or sicknesses. This way, if it occurs in the future, adequate and needed resources are already on ground to combat it.

So what do you NL and Nigerians think? Shouldn't the highest level of government rather take steps to prolong the life of its president and the so called common man to the last by immediately thinking of how to forestall such calamities? Obviously, Yaradua did not die from old age and why it is generally known and published in news magazines that he suffered from Churg-Strauss Syndrome which he (and his handlers) never admitted, it is high time the truth comes out. Believe it or not, some future president's life maybe saved by planning early! The life of any of the 150 M+ Nigerians could be saved or prolonged by early detection and early treatment that is just a few minutes away in a Nigerian hospital than spending billions of naira to fly one person abroad. In fact, after the whole expense. . .we have this kind of situation again and all we can offer is a state burial, hypocritical RIP messages? I ask: which is easier? For Nigeria and its leaders to deal with Nigeria's health problems (and other multi-various problems decisively) or to be running abroad only to still end-up 6 feet under? See the list - Maryam Babangida, Stella Obasanjo, Yaradua, Abacha, and the several of them who died because they couldn't get timely medical help.

So, will we see an autopsy report or not? Yar'Adua's corpse was covered through-out and never even shown. Was there no lying-in-state? Is it against the muslim law? Awolowo died when I was much younger but there was lying-in-state and his face was shown. So, why was Yaradua covered throughout, yet no autopsy report? Will Nigerians ever be honest or must everything be 419?? Wuru-wuru? The more you look the less you see?

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=442984.msg6020007#msg6020007 date=1273290939]cyber[b]grump[/b]


i just went through your posts and noticed you're one of the professional whiners on nl.

ie people who can moan all day and have nothing relevant to contribute to society.

i also noticed sahara reporters is your sacred gospel.

nuff said.


you're also very active in sexuality section, with all kinds of excessively daft and dead posts. Since that's where you're the happiest, [and also doesnt require too much brainwork], why not collect blowjobber and go give yourselves blowjobs there.[/quote]Well, I had to go get something done quickly so was not here to read any feedback sooner. So, NL. . .you all see how this tilapia is attacking me. . .yet that post has NOT lied in any way. If it has, publish a rebuttal rather than attacking me. Well, I will let it be the way it is for some kind-hearted NLanders have already spoken the truth before I even came here and also see that your arguments are DOA. . .so I won't bother.

In any case, although I am not the strongest poster in any of the NL sections, it is my prerogative to read and post anywhere and that does not require an approval from tilapia fishes out of their depth! NL is now on a banning spree. . .and my attacks are VERY ferocious. . .you can't survive it so I better go do something better before I send you in the same direction as your Yaradua.

To all the Yaradua apologists and referees, congratulations! I find this an interesting read. . .feel free to fault any!

@BJ. . .you don't wanna get into an argument with some people on NL. . .some are known to be tilapia (fish) bone heads (yes, it is easy to decipher)

bjmighty:
You mean your fada? Is that his middle name

1.       Apply for or allow yourself to be compelled to apply for a job that you honestly know that you do not have the physical and medical abilities to cope with;

2.       Lie to 150 million Nigerians about your medical condition when questioned about your ability to cope with the rigorous demands of the job you have voluntarily applied for;

3.       Acquiesce to the unprecedented election rigging needed to get you elected;

4.       Admit to imperfections in the way you were elected and promise heaven and earth in reforming the system but make no serious efforts to actually reform the system;

5.       Despite publicly admitting to imperfections in the process that led to your election, instruct your lawyer to argue in court that there was nothing wrong with the process;

6.       Despite your claim to be an advocate of the rule of law, bribe the judges handling the numerous legal challenges to your election to the tune of billions of naira to ensure that you win at all cost while tongue-in-cheek giving the glory to God although everyone knows that God does not have to rig elections to get a candidate elected;

7.       Publicly declare your assets of over N800, 000,000.00 (eight hundred million naira) that was less than N50, 000,000.00 (fifty million naira) eight years earlier while appropriating but failing to declare over N2, 000,000,000.00 (two billion naira) that was donated to your political campaign and is not your personal money or assets under the laws of the country, not minding your rule of law mantra;

8.       Take a massive pay hike a few months after resuming office when at the same time those you promise to serve are subjected to hell on earth;

9.       Surround yourself with incompetent, indicted and known criminals who have looted the treasuries blind and created the very problems that you have vowed to solve;

10.   Promise to declare an electricity emergency within 90 days knowing full well that you do not intend to keep your promise;

11.   Make sure you declare obedience to the rule of law as your basic mantra while you watch your family members, friends, ministers and advisers engage in massive corruption and violent violations of the laws of the land;

12.   Promise to continue with the war against corruption while making sure that all those who are bold enough to actually fight corruption are either handed into exile, burnt inside their vehicles a few kilometers away from your office and residence or are demoted and posted to some police station near the border with Cameroon;

13.   Appoint people who are corrupt beyond redemption to take charge of the war against corruption;

14.   While it is patently clear that you are unable to do your job because of limitations caused by your health, lie, lie and lie to Nigerians that you are in good shape and that they will soon start to reap the dividends of democracy;

15.   Promise to revamp the medical system while leaving no one in doubt that you are too big to attend a local hospital and be seen by local doctors;

16.   When it becomes clear that you can no longer cope with the demands of your job, thrash your constitutional obligation to handover to your deputy, take off in a publicly funded jet and make sure that the entire nation and its over 150 million citizens are sitting on a keg of gun powder over how to resolve the crisis precipitated by your decision;

17.   Make sure you initiate, pass and consent to Sharia law in the plural and secular country called Nigeria;

18.   Despite the worldwide naming, indictment, prosecution and conviction of all those involved in the Siemens and Halliburton bribery scandals, you make sure that the Nigerians involved continue to enjoy their freedom while you are paying lip service to the war against corruption and the rule of law;

19.   Make sure you are often in the company of treasury looters, murderers, big time smugglers, certificate forgers and experts in bringing down banks.

Any Nigerian Politian who is hardworking enough to ensure that they meet the above requirements are guaranteed a place in Nigeria’s hall of fame. Upon their death, their fellow countrymen and women will bathe and serenade them to the sweet tunes of honesty and humility. For the more creative ones there are no limits to what they can conjure in their quest to be honest and humble like Yar Adua the Nigerian way. For the Gani Fawehimi’s of this world who abhor corruption they can go to blazes. This is Nigeria for you.  

Source: http://www.saharareporters.com/articles/external-contrib/6013-how-to-be-honest-and-humble-like-president-yar-adua--the-nigerian-way.html

Can someone tell me what it is with the TESUBAA (prayer chain) she is holding in her hand? Is this an Islamic custom that when someone dies. . .the tesubaa must be used or its just another "political" gimmickery for this woman knows that Yardie (functionally) died a long time ago. . .but by using Nigeria's billions of petro-dollars, she has bought every equipment and all medical experts to keep up her dreams of life-long first lady! So, is this real or another joke from the most greedy, power-drunk, lying scumbag wife on the planet?

I mean no disrespect to a dead man (for the sake of it) but death does not cancel historical truth and that is why people must strive to be honest and straight-forward in their life. Gani passed on, has anyone begged Nigerians to say only good things about him and his family?

Watch some people re-brand this man by force as the best president Nigeria has ever had! Most Nigerians are very dishonest and cannot call a spade a spade! No hard feelings. . .he lied and lied, with the help of several liars. . .every Nigerian and Nigeria felt the "shame" of having a lying president who appointed us liars and thieves: Andoakaa, Maduekwe, Waziri, Customs Forgery Comptroller, etc, etc. . .while desecrating the constitution that was already on it knees begging for an amendment! Nigeria bore the painful losses in several uncountable ways. . .now, we are free from one yoke of bondage as a people. . .and hypocrites come here to attempt a re-write of the facts??

ONLY in Nigeria are people so gullible and beaten down that they are now totally confused!

davidylan:
The face of kleptocracy

https://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j82/davidylan/y3.jpg

Haha. . .so is this your face? You were the one always leading Yarawhatever. . .unto the plane, off the plane, on any occasion. . .always walking ahead of him! Well, now, you have led him into his grave where he will meet the several thousands of people he killed in Gbaramatu and other places in Nigeria by his action and inactions! So with all that billions of naira and thousands of dedicated alfas and sacrifices, god refused to hear the prayer? Perhaps, the real 'god' in your case is your stomach and unbridled greed. . .of course with those of your hangers-on! Well, the follow-follow man at 50+ has now gone to his grave to rest in peace or pieces. . .but what with the tesubaa (prayer chain or tesibule, wetin be the correct spelling sef??) you are still holding in your hands?

Yes, we see your lying, evil, long face covering your very evil soul. . .but what will this tesubaaa you are still counting do now? Please, any musulumi ododo (muslim) explain what the relevance of this tesubaaa counting will do now? Yes, I know it is for the muslim prayers but honestly, do prayers from someone who has just murdered and lied herself silly work with a tesubaaa?

Liar

formunt:
am ready to do that because i love this man

Yes, follow him into the grave and don't come back again please. Turai will thank you for this!

Few months later, the maximum killer Yaradua joins the thousands killed in Gbaramatu and other places in Nigeria due to his action and inaction in the grave! Imagine how they will deal with him now??

Akala ni joo. . .Akala ni jare! Oyato bleaching governor has turned Nigeria into a 23rd century paradise!

Looking at the WAR going on among you Nigerians, Nigeria cannot make any progress! It doesn't matter who becomes President, either a saint or a demon! Why?

Tribal, ethnic and religious considerations are the only yardsticks people use in making political arguments! But the worst of them all? Jealousy and Envy! I see Ibo people always attacking Abiola, June 12 and calling this man and his family every bad name they can find! Yet, they will idolize Ojukwu and attack anyone who critisizes him. The Yoruba people do the reverse, idolizing Awolowo, Abiola, etc and attacking Ojukwu, etc. How will this change your PERSONAL LIFE and that of your family? How would this be for the COMMON GOOD of all? Well, it shows that supposedly educated people could be worse than illiterates even when they have to make simple choices.

The Ibo are upset that they are not and have not come close to getting political power at the top of the country (which is really unfair) but rather than challenging such system with a good and fair fight, they will rather support IBB so that NO ONE ELSE from Nigeria will attain power, why? Does it mean that out of the over 150 Million Nigerians, it is ONLY this man that has the ability and brains to be president? He has had 8 years of untold evil unleashed unto Nigeria, perhaps only a little less than Idi Amin Dada when things were relatively easy in Nigeria and Africa and NOW that things are much more complicated, what good can he do? Why will Nigerians cut off their nose to spite their face? Why, I ask again? I will presume a lot of Nlanders are educated and enlightened but there's no proof of such if this is level you all operate. It follows that if NL, which is quite a microcosm of Nigeria, is like this, your guess is as good as mine: Nigeria cannot make any progress if the common denominator for advancement of a people is so lacking among us.

You are invited to think with your brains and judge with your mind before you support another Obasanjo and Yaradua failure only this time it will be worse. A word is enough for the wise but how many 'wise' people are in Nigeria today?

Well, I read this thread again, so to: EzeUche, Wily+Wily, bk/babe97, mekusxxx, Metal-gong (from another thread): How does making the future of you, your family and country about someone who has done his own bit and was killed (Abiola and his wife) and old men who will soon join him in the grave (IBB and Ojukwu (from another thread)) the most important yardsticks for determining the leadership of this country? So, will you rather cut of your nose to spite your face??

Looking at the WAR going on among you Nigerians, Nigeria cannot make any progress! It doesn't matter who becomes President, either a saint or a demon! Why?

Tribal, ethnic and religious considerations are the only yardsticks people use in making political arguments! But the worst of them all? Jealousy and Envy! I see Ibo people always attacking Abiola, June 12 and calling this man and his family every bad name they can find! Yet, they will idolize Ojukwu and attack anyone who critisizes him. The Yoruba people do the reverse, idolizing Awolowo, Abiola, etc and attacking Ojukwu, etc. How will this change your PERSONAL LIFE and that of your family? How would this be for the COMMON GOOD of all? Well, it shows that supposedly educated people could be worse than illiterates even when they have to make simple choices.

The Ibo are upset that they are not and have not come close to getting political power at the top of the country (which is really unfair) but rather than challenging such system with a good and fair fight, they will rather support IBB so that NO ONE ELSE from Nigeria will attain power, why? Does it mean that out of the over 150 Million Nigerians, it is ONLY this man that has the ability and brains to be president? He has had 8 years of untold evil unleashed unto Nigeria, perhaps only a little less than Idi Amin Dada when things were relatively easy in Nigeria and Africa and NOW that things are much more complicated, what good can he do? Why will Nigerians cut off their nose to spite their face? Why, I ask again? I will presume a lot of Nlanders are educated and enlightened but there's no proof of such if this is level you all operate. It follows that if NL, which is quite a microcosm of Nigeria, is like this, your guess is as good as mine: Nigeria cannot make any progress if the common denominator for advancement of a people is so lacking among us.

You are invited to think with your brains and judge with your mind before you support another Obasanjo and Yaradua failure only this time it will be worse. A word is enough for the wise but how many 'wise' people are in Nigeria today?

It is a pity that Nigerians have a very short memory indeed. What turmoil and trouble in Nigeria because of the 1993 elections? Unfortunately, the evil man at the center of the drama has now bought the soul of many people in Nigeria all for a few kolanuts? Anyways, this thread will be locked soon.

What is really happening? Well you should apologize if you know you went over the line in your anger! C'mon, if he is an ex, then let he really be an ex! One leg in and one leg out, how is that a plan for a sweet mum?

So funny!

Was it the spam guard that banned you? If it is, then you can make a complaint with the original post, references or reasons as the case may be.

However, if it was banning for some other reason in case of a legitimate inquiry you made, I will be very surprised. Let us know which is the case here because the spam guard not too long ago blocked my ID after making a legitimate and properly referenced posting. It was fixed thereafter so perhaps the same thing is happening with you?

Useless and greedy governor on his way to self-destruction! I will be happy when this loser find all his political capital built up from several years ago as labour activist is all spent!

Oh my God! Oh my goodness! What is the woman looking for? Except the man has committed adultery, I don't know what else could be responsible for this! Meanwhile, her reason has not been made known so I think we will have to wait. But OMG. . .this is a VERY complicated world and marrying the WRONG woman or marrying the RIGHT woman who decides to turn WRONG is most TERRIBLE!

charlesomo:
I have 50 units of Fully Equipped Ambulances for less than N350 Million.
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This ones are TOO CHEAP man! These lootocrats are out to steal billions of naira and this ambulance purchase is just a mere excuse!