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Wait 10?!! For what? This is madness.

Our silence as a nation over this matter keeps encouraging these lazy South Africans. I believe an attack on there businesses here and a restriction on them doing business in/with Nigeria, would be a serious wake up call for them.

Imagine nonsensical rubbish.

Stupidity!!!

Ijeoma, 1st of all, you are fugly and secondly watching you act nude would destroy my sex life. So thanks and no thanks, keep your clothes on and have some dignity for fuccksake.

VastFinder:
According to Oxford Dictionary (NEW 9th Edition). Brain is the organ inside the head that controls movement, thought, memory and feeling. Now, assume this specially structured organ got damage or contacted a serial infection. What a World!

The brain processes billions of data per seconds and so doing, it needs to rest in some period in order to regain its normal function of maintaining the body everyday. But there are some dangerous habits which we practice that can hurt functionality of our brain.

Here Are Eight Habits That Can Hurt Your Brain
1. Sleeping Late At Night
Lack of sleep may be a cause of dementia, including Alzheimer's disease. It is best to have regular sleeping hours. If you have trouble with sleep, avoid alcohol, caffeine, and electronics in the evening and start a good bedtime ritual.

2. Spend Much Time Alone
Human are wired for social contact. It is not about how many Facebook friends you have, what matters is a real sense of interaction. People who have that with even just a few close friends are happier and more productive. They are less likely to suffer from brain decline and Alzheimer's. So if you feel alone call some friends or start something new to do or activities that involves other people.

3. Eating Junk food
Parts of the brain linked to learning, memory and mental health are smaller in people who have slot of junk food and drinks in their diet. Green leafy vegetables on the other hand preserve brain function and slow mental decline. So eat fruits and leafy greens instead of snacking on a bag of chips.

4. Headphones
Increasing your earphone at full volume, can permanently damage your hearing in only 30 minutes. But it is not just your ears, hearing loss in older adults is linked to brain problems like Alzheimer’s and loss of brain tissue. This occurs because the brain has to work very hard to understand what is being said around you that it cannot store what you have heard into memory. So the next time you want listen to your headphones you might want to reduce volume to a minimal volume and try not listen for more than a couple of hours.

5. Not Exercising Enough
The longer you go without regular exercise, the more likely your chances of having dementia. There is a likely chance of getting diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure. You do not need to start running marathons, just walk around the neighborhood. The important thing is to do it at least 3 days a week.

6. Smoking
Smoking can shrink your brain. It makes the memory of the brain poor and makes you twice the rate of getting dementia, including Alzheimer's. It also causes heart disease, stroke and high blood pressure.

7. Over Eating
Eating too much food even though it is the right kind of food may not enable your brain to build the strong network of connections that help you think and remember. Over eating causes overweight, which can cause heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure.

8. Staying In The Dark
If you do not get enough natural light, you may get depressed and that can slow the brain. Research shows that sunlight helps keep your brain active and functional.

We hereby urge everyone to stay away from the above listed act which is common this days.

Source: https://vastfinder..com/2017/02/8-usual-habits-that-are-dangerous-for.html

lalasticlala, Sissy3, dominique, Mynd44, Ishilove, ijebabe

OP, I beg to differ on number 1&2.

Some of us live with insomnia and its on record that most people who sleep less do so because their brains doesn't shut down quickly ie. Their brain is always working.

On being alone I am an introvert and it's not a secret that introverts do well and thrive better when alone, because we have strong imaginative ability.

Basically, this list is trash. Please forgive my sincerity I do that a lot.

This freezer or whatever should grow up already. I'm so fucckking tired of always reading his rants everywhere online. Na wetin sef, that dude is too old for what his doing for fuuucccksake. These days he sounds like a spoilt kid seeking his mother's attention.



What nansense.

Americans have just shown how stupendously ignorant they really are. Going around the world preaching democracy and equality, but start whinning like babies when an election doesn't go the expected way.

After God fear women.

Them no born me well to try this kin prank.. Ehhh! My mother will strangulate me through the phone, come to the states slap me up from the dead and kill me again.

TrapQueen77:
Follow me in za oza room

Za oza room?

OP, seriously, you need medical attention. Haba! Soap opera don finish this guy.






BTW, whoever put this on front page needs to be sued.

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahah... Once u trapped, u can't get out... So u better be careful

Imagine I see person, Babe for that matter that understands the language of mortal kombat, sunset riders, call of duty, black ops, street fighter, def jam street fight. Jurassic Park etc. Abeg, wey dey trap dey I wan enter.

TrapQueen77:



Who u found?

na one Queen wey get Trap wey trap me oooooooo.

TrapQueen77:
Late 80s and ur still playing Nintendo?

Late 80s the brick game was introduced already sha...

I think am in love.

Lala, Seun... I have found my val oooo

TrapQueen77:




Yes... I will get him a super sleek Nintendo..

There's nothing better than this one

Babe you're wicked. Choi! I was still in primary school when I last saw this game ooo. I don old ooo

OP, it takes two to tangle. I know of some vivid examples where lecturers have been sexually harassed by female students and at that point, it takes the grace of God to escape.

Lordave:
So this girl don born?

Chai!

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my thoughts exactly.

Clearance Peters, come carry your mama ooo.

Donjazzy12:
Real men talk about conglomerates they own, philanthropy.

Well since boasting is a part of your itinerary, my user name "czar" is not like your donjazzy wanna be dream. I am a Czar in my field, I established a thriving consultancy firm at age 28, that is after leaving an multinational oil company on my own terms after 6 years of service( I set a record there that is still verifiable till date) I work hard and I play hard deal with it. Not all nairalanders are unoccupied like you, you unbearable waste of spermatozoa. I bet at your age you are still confused as to what direction your life is heading, my candid advice? Go back to the brothel you grew up in, probably a job as a spineless p.i.m.p would help you get a bit of focus in your life. Nonsense.

Donjazzy12:
Console yourself! You have dated beauty queens? How I wish you know how hollow and pathetic you sound!

I totally get kids like you, totally insecure, spend your boring and lonely life scanning through Nairaland looking for someone to pick a fight with, cos outside nairaland you're like an insignificant little ant striving to get attention. Well enjoy the little attention you've got, ejaculate on it. Because next time you mention me looking for a fight I promise you will get way more than you bargained.

Donjazzy12:
You are being bleeped Royaly by her, such a pity!

thanks for the observation, at least I'm getting some. Still by far better than wankstars like you.

I've dated beauty Queens, girls you only get to see on those magazines you self-service on. So when people like me say beauty is only skin deep, listen.

Thisis2raw:
finally wat really matter is ur happiness and peace of mind

my point exactly.

At least the dude has got his priorities right

Thisis2raw:
I rather marry a ugly woman with good character, than a beautiful woman with Wahala

Bros I said this same thing years ago, but now? I am currently dating a girl that is not even close to someone who will give a negative reading when compared to my exes(like literally) , but I since I've been together with this girl, I have never been this happy and satisfied in my entire life. I am currently in at a crossroad right now.

Hilarious, but hey they tried. but that AC guy needs jesus.

Being a FUTO Alumnus, good rating, but we can do better.

dnte:
i never said online business is d only way out, "agriculture" is another way.. i understood ur post bt i dnt agree with d way u wer trying to polish ponzi schemes n make it look like its d only option. PONZI SCHEMES R MEANT FOR LAZI FOLKS.

Now your talking, recall in my post, I said I don't do ponzi. But if I may play the devil's advocate a bit, agriculture as in real profit making agriculture isn't made for the average income earning Nigerian. Where would you get hectares of land to farm on? Even by some miracle if you have it, where do you get the funds to develop it? Let's be honest, do you know the stress involved in getting funding from the government or banks? If you you want to venture into agriculture, be it farming, livestock or even small or medium scale food production/processing. The economy is not giving people much options to choose from.
My point is I don't critique people on the choices they make, try to find out what that individual is passing through that pushed him/her into whatever situation they find themselves in.
I for one have never heard of "ponzi schemes"(I trained as an engineer not an economist or accountant) until this recession came into this country. So I believe that people are reacting to the situation in whatever way they see fit.

BossEmpire:
Guys can you marry a young lady that is a single mum with two kids from two different guys?

Assuming she says the first child came when she was really young and thought she was in love with the father but then he rejected the pregnancy and fled. The second was also from another guy she was in a serious relationship with and felt they were going to get married but immediately she got pregnant he also took off.

I met a lady like this somewhere and I will love to know if there are guys (not divorced men or widowers) who can still get married to a lady with two kids from different guys?

OP, 1st of all, my mother will kill me in front of the girl, wake me up from the dead and kill me again. Girls don finish? I understand what and how you feel dude, but honestly, it ain't worth it.

dnte:
oga, i don't do ponzi scheme bt i make good money everyday online, only d lazy ones will complain abt recession and run after ponzi schemes. try nt to b one of dem..

There goes another self-righteous being, didn't you understand a thing from my post? What is your definition of laziness? Is it everyone that understands online business? Is it everyone that has the level of education you have? If you are a teacher, is it all your students that grasp the information you are trying to pass along immediately?
I am a lecturer and I also run a company, I understand what is going on out there. The number of of consultancy jobs I usually get has dropped drastically, so because I don't do online business and I am feeling the brunt of this recession, I can now be termed as lazy? So Dangote, Adenuga and Otedola whose forbes ratings dropped because of this recession are now lazy? What are you even saying?

Wait ooo. Is that locally made automatic cartridge guns I see there? (a crude version of the AA12?) we are done for in this country, it's official, everybody find a way to defend yourself. That's all I can say for now.

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
Are Nigerians so lazy that they find it hard to work for their money or they are just being foolish? Why are we so interested in doubling our money without doing nothing? To think the youths are mostly involved in this ponzi thing saddens my heart

sometimes I am pained by the level of insensitivity of some of you guys. Where is the work? Those working have had their salaries slashed, salaries are reducing and the price of commodities are more than quadrupling in the market, contractors are not getting paid, this recession is real, unless you are not in Nigeria. I don't do ponzi schemes, but it helps I've seen people it have helped and people it have sent to their early graves. Either way, life is a risk, and it's even a bigger risk not to take a risk. If you won't be involved in ponzi, stop critiquing and find a solution to this Nigerian problem/recession, how many people have you taken out of the job market? Stop pointing fingers and be the solution.

importexpert:
When a man loves a girl, he would want to go over mountains and seas for her. Some girls have discovered this and have positioned themselves to take full advantage of it. Sadly, most guys are not aware of this. It often takes another person to realize that the guy is being used. If you are in a relationship, here are seven ways of discovering this for yourself.

1. She does not take no for an answer:

If your girlfriend likes to have her way at all times, it is a sign that she is emotionally blackmailing you. She has studied you and come to realize that you love her. This is now her bargaining weapon. If you have an argument, she would do all she can for you to concede. If that fails, she will resort to tears because she knows it will break you.

2. She wants you to invest heavily in the relationship:

You may ask "What is wrong with it?" Nothing, if only she invests in the same measure. If you are the one always investing in a relationship and she rarely invests in the same manner, bro, she is just enjoying "dividends of a maga". The simple fact is, if someone loves you, there will be the natural instinct to give all she can. While there is need for reciprocation, true love does not try to get first, instead, it gives. no matter how little she gives within her capacity. it is better for her to take her little time to prepare nice eba and egusi soup for you than to go and buy it elsewhere.

3. She cancels plans with you repeatedly:

If she is fond of cancelling any plans that you both have made and does so with reckless abandon, watch it. No one who loves you will keep you hanging like that. "But she gives reasons why she couldn't make it", you say. Those reasons are excuses, and she gives you because you need something to comfort yourself with. The time and attention she is starving you of is what someone gets with ease.

4. She does not really care about you:

When a girl loves a guy, she wants to tell him everything that is happening with her and also wants to know what is happening with him. If your girlfriend does not show interest in knowing about what is going on with you that is a red flag. Rather than know about your progress with life, she occupies herself with telling you about her needs or family problems and needs, you really need to think twice.

5. You have a desire to gain her approval:

A woman's desire is what her man should have and not try to earn. If you feel the need to get her to like anything you do or approve of who you are, then you should be careful. If your girlfriend discovers this desire in you, she is supposed to help you address it by telling you she approves of you unconditionally. If she does not but instead feeds that desire, you are not her lover but her worker who is trying hard to earn her approval.

6. She uses sex as a bargaining chip:

It is up to the two of you to decide whether to abstain or have sex. The problem here is if she uses sex as a tool for negotiation. She knows most men will make a decision based on what lies between their legs rather than what is in their heart. If she deprives you of intimacy just to have her way, it is clear that she is trying to take advantage of you.

7. She makes you feel guilty:

Guilt is a powerful emotion that most people do not know how to cope with. Your girlfriend too may recognize this and try to use it for her own good. When she needs your presence, she will probably say something like, "I know you don't miss me anymore, that's why you don't hang out with me" or when she needs something, "I know you don't care about me and how I survive. Later you will say you love me". If your girl makes statements along these lines, she is trying to get you defensive and then do her bidding. It's simple reverse psychology!

If you discover you are in this category, it is best you break up with such a girl. Manipulation is a decision and not an accident. That girl is not your girlfriend but a manipulator .

Chai!!! This just described my ex-girlfriend "Mercy". I overlooked them till she started using sex as a bargaining chip. That was when I kicked her manipulative azz to the curb.