₦airaland Forum

JustinSlayer69:
P*ssy-whipped Niggah!

Grow a pair, will you?

It looks like the dude was forced to get married to her in the 1st place.

adekanmbi1986:
www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/smart-condom-lets-users-know-how-good-they-are-in-bed-detects-stds/amp/

Interesting!

It's official I have seen enough.


The world has gone bunkers.

SirMichael1:
Really sorry. From what I read, you seem to be saying that "Why are my making a fuss over this small exercise. That I make people think I went to primary school during the stone age"

I might have misunderstood you because your writing weren't straight forward. Really apologize

Apology accepted.

It's about time, geotechnical engineering aspect of engineering would grow astronomically as a result of this.

SirMichael1:
Oya solve it and stop making a fuss too. Mtcheew!

Are we fighting? What's the meaning of this?

Clone2020:
500 trilllion dollars? That's many many times more than the total annual GDP of the entire planet.

As incredibly as it sounds, it's true. The rothschild's actually control the world. I read somewhere that the rothschild family can feed the entire world 3 times a day for life if they choose to.

SirMichael1:
See What I Saw In A Primary 4 Textbook

Quantitative reasoning for primary school should not be an IQ test question for an undergraduate.

A primary 4 lantern quantitative reasoning question was brought to me and being that I was an undergraduate, I was like... 'Izit noh just a primary 4 work? Bring it jare and lemme dissect it'. Little did I know it was tough! Oboi! Was it tough. Hell yeah! So tough to the extent that myself and two other undergraduates weren't able to solve it.

It shattered my pride (or what was left it) so much so that I had to lie to those who gave me, telling them that I've not looked so much into it. So my nairaland brothers and sisters, nephews and nieces, teachers and students. Should this type of question be given to a primary 4 student? If you can solve it, please do.


Quantitative reasoning for primary school should not be an IQ test question for an undergraduate, don't you think?

I honestly don't know what all these fuss is about. My late dad bought on very big brown book when I was in primary 4, it had Quantitative analysis and Verbal Reasoning in it's last chapter, it was in preparation for my common entrance examination(yes I wrote common entrance in primary 4 and passed, but my dad let me finish primary 5 I wrote another and passed before I went to secondary school)there no biggie there. You guys make it look like we went to primary school in the stone age. Haba!!!

Adulphus:
I think the OP rated only David Rockefeller networth. Not the entire family..

Their Grand Father my mentor John D. Rockefeller was the first man to be a BILLIONAIRE n the highest philanthropist of all time. Rockefeller family is not match with Rothschild's family, Rothschild's are wealthy but not as much as Rockefellers

Google the Rothschild family Dynasty and get back to me. The Rockefeller family money na proper coins where the Rothschild's are involved.

TheDriller:
Richer than the Rothschild Family? Their money na coins o where this family dey.

That's what people don't realise, the rothschild family are like puppet masters of the whole world.
I don't know who rated the now late David Rockerfella as $3billion worth. That guy and his family is worth over $5trillion. He is not even on forbes for crying out loud, so they can't even rate his worth.

kayalla:
it is not unfair.
if the man cant afford all that is in the list it is amendable, but if he wants to fulfill the list then it is well welcomed sah!

My dear, no mind the ignoramuses here talking trash.
I escorted a friend of mine to his introduction, on collection of the list, what was on the list was about 850k they elders negotiated and laughed over the list. At the end of the day, what was purchased from the list wasn't even up to 180k. It's just for fun.
BTW, the list/items you guys see there is not just for the girl's family. The ndị nne, the ụmụada, the ndị nna, the youths all share from this. It is a thing of joy.

ChristyG:
which girls are getting married every weekend, na ibos dey old well a before getting married,everybody knows DAT. go and ask aunty Genevieve, Rita Dominic, ebube nwagbo and many others

Just look at the group of people you called, this alone goes to show how myopic you are. These are yeyebrities who believe that they are better single than married and don't want to be under the control of any man. Let me ask you this, why do most Igbo men no matter where they are, always as in always go home to get married no matter the level of womanising they where engaged in, in the area they are based? We are not complaining, so why are you people always crying more than the bereaved?

I believe you are a woman and as a woman, you would cherish a man that knows your worth and that went through the refining of fire and paid whatever the price to call you wife.

Bcbabe:
This can only happen across the Niger.

what you are seeing below is not market transaction but family business. Can you guess what is going on?



I dey pity the groom, thou e be mugu and all his family na mumu join.......dem no pity dem son ................

Let me understand something here, you are not from across the Niger and you felt that you have the right to call a groom who happily paid whatever the price to have his bride a mugu? Never criticise what you don't understand. Stay there and be saying Igbo people and exorbitant brideprice, while our girls keep getting married every weekend.

martineverest:
omo,e be like say d guy fix weavon for eyebrow

And here was I thinking that I had a bad mouth.

Wait ooo. This guy rub eyepencil, as in paint im eyebrows? The guy get time sha.

naijabadoo:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/03/19/buhari-will-resign-governors-will-gang-primate-ayodele/

Though I am not much of a religious person, but I say a very big AMEN!!! to this prophecies. especially the improvement of the economy part. It has truly not been easy, ask any entrepreneur.

Now that's what I call a machine.

Kai!!! My Owerri people don fall my hand yakata. Choi!

Everyday emporium in Owerri has far better bread than shoprite, still don't understand the shoprite hype.

Adaowerri111:
COREN don dey find small thing for pocket

This your statement, is totally uncalled for. COREN is well within its rights as a regulatory body to to cry foul when life threatening structures like these are being erected. i pass through that amawire axis when last i came to owerri, the construction was an eyesore. Even when rochas started constructing that rubbish at nwaorie river opposite warehouse. If not for the intervention of COREN, that stopped that work, do you know how many lives that would have been lost there? How can someone with his/her senses complete do a raft foundation for an overhead bridge that will take a lot of traffic especially heavy-duty vehicles in a waterlogged/slightly swampy area as against piling foundation?

pweetyoge:
I can relate..i studied Philosophy at the University of Nigeria. It came as a result of not getting Law my first degree. did that stop me after Nysc..NAH.... I took a training in Customer service since i adore the field and i am doing fine. I am nt saying it was easy, nah it was not..bt it is a normal course, it is quite enlightening, it broadens ur knowledge and besides when we allow those who know literally nothing about the course to talk us down. It gets to u, they tell u how it is an archaic course of study or how it is an abstract thing nd can not be used in the society. It makes me laugh. Cus Plato argues that philosopher kings should be the rulers as we aim to discover the ideal polis. To b honest, no course is the ultimate, everyone is fighting to succeed. No one will ask u what u studied bt will ask what you can do. Dnt sit n ponder, learn basic office tools..u cn work as a customer service agent n any related field. Or u go for a professional masters degree. I currently study international law. So never say never. These write up is a wake up call to all philosophers. Stop allowing sentiments n naysayers who know nothing abt philosophy have a say. Corgito Ego Sum...Esto Vir

Babe if I say I love you now, all these jealous nairalnders will say I too like woman.
My ex studied philosophy, and she was the most intellectually engaging and emotionally mature girl I ever dated. It was just tribal differences prevented us from tieing the knot.
Like someone said earlier philosophy is like a strong foundational course, so as a philosopher you need to upgrade to be really relevant.
Even in engineering back then we did philosophy of science in our 1st year and a PhD holder is a doctor of philosophy, that is he/she knows the subject of study from the roots. I am fascinated by philosophers.

TRUSTEDPAY:
BRAVO & KUDOS YOU HAVE DECIMATED THE SWIN.E CUM AFONJA!!!

HiddenShadow:
You have murdered an Afonja

Make una no mind am, na only im go school.

babyfaceafrica:
oga if you want fight,no one will stop you..times have changed though,money talks now..who fight EPP?

Yeah money made by their fathers who strives and struggled to get the money in the 1st place.

ImperialYoruba:
The OP was correct in observing that Ibos arn't united. If I were him I would not change my position nor apologize.

Anambra people hate that Imo or Aba should have a port and transform into the commercial nerve center for Biafra, their sense of entitlement is calling for Onitsha port to be the flag bearer.


I know you lack capacity for visioning but let me use my Afonja and amala and ewedu brain to tease you small and bring out recognition of imminent dangers.


The gully erosion you suffer from is pervasive in all your states but most devastating in Anambra. This is so because you are developing on lands that is suspended on a very high water table and your soil type is also not in your favor. Commercial oil activities in the delta is creating increase in sedimentation density and forcing subterranean soil structure to collapse at fault points. This is why roads that carry heavy traffic volume and load are easily the ones to sink. Do you get it so far?

All your states are in forest belt, giving you high volume of rainfall. You suffer from poor urban planning, surface water have poor drainage, resulting in flood. If you dredge Onitsha and create depth you will equally increase sedimentation density and further weaken the sub soil. Is this what you want?

Yoruba dont want this for you. Clearly we are tired of receiving any more refugees escaping calamity in East. You will anger us if you dredge that river. You do not want to make us upset.

Stop any further discussion about dredging Onitsha port, its a calamity! Do sedimentation study ad subsoil study and find which of your states on a river mouth is best positioned for a commercial port without any of the attendant problems of grounds caving in underneath you.

OP is not Ibo but look at how he pulled out a very critical point with plenty values and is helping to open your eyes to what you were blind to. Instead of bringing a young Ibo virgin to gift him you are beating him up. You are your own enemy.

Left to me I would, and you all should think critically about this...the port should be located in Imo State. I cant tell you why..thats your gaddem job to find out.

Yeye!
Signed by Afonja.

I have to say I am impressed with your level of knowledge of sedimentation, it shows you are a good "theoretical" geologist.
1st of all, you mentioned that we have a high water level in the south east, so that is one of the reasons for the gully erosion ravaging our cities. The Anambra basin is does not have a high water level, compared to the south south and coastal areas of Nigeria. If it was as a result of the aquifer being close to land then what will you say about Lagos, Ondo, Delta, Rivers that are not passing through this gully erosion issue.

2. The soil in the south east is mainly lateritic in nature and has the tendency to flow because of the low cohesive nature of those soils and the high percentage of clay content in the soils in that area.

3. The major causes of erosion in some the areas I studied and made publications about are
i) massive development of rural area without proper planning for drainage(years of government neglecting the south east caused this so we do our own developments ourselves much to the disbelief of people like you and there is only so much an individual can do).
ii) Our soil type has a large percentage of clay in it so it flows when rain water reaches its liquid limit.( Go and study atterberg limits and shear strength of soils for better understanding).

4. So how those this affect a proposed port in Onticha? When even if what you are saying is true, simple shoreline protection can be done to prevent what you said above(by the way, the still conduct EIA before such a project is undertaken).

5. If we have an island port in Anambra, Imo and Abịa, is anything wrong with that? Considering that Onitcha has the largest market in West Africa, so them having an inland port is not out of the ordinary.

6. I am from Imo State, true we have issues with the Anambra people, but even twin brothers fight and settle amicably. Then who the flying f**K are you to interfere, is it your fight?

7. Good to know that the Yoruba don't want Igbo 'refugees". Then stop systematically killing the seaports in other states, let them grow and compete favourably and believe me we will leave your God forsaken land in a hurry.


Yeye dey smell,
Proudly 5%

GogetterMD:
Pls when was those days? Was it during the days of Genghis Khan?

No it was during the days of Napoleon Bonapate, Julius Cesar, Michael Angelo and Leonardo Davinci. Do you think the present crop of shrewd businessman and politicians we call old cargos who won't let the youth rule the nation behaved like this as youngsters themselves?
This is why, those old men from that generation will continue to be in power while the "youths be competing about who be omo baba olowo or not". We just have to wake up.

I miss the days when men settle rifts with the fist, then hug and mutual respect is gained. Now what we have are spoilt puzzy nikkas, seeking attention. I really pity this generation.

my only interest right now, is for the dollar should go down.

Why can't we open up all the seaports, be it Ibaka, Calabar, Onne, Warri. Create enough inland seaport including, but not limited to Oguta in Imo, Onticha, Niger state, Benue there are so many of them being fed from these seaports. The increase in activity in the country will be tremendous, can you even imagine the number of people that the will get employed as a result of the increased presence of industries that would pop up here and there?

ovoP:
I don't knw y yorubas always fighting with ibos...am 4rm warri bt don't even fight with a yoruba man..dey re even mx best friends.dats y south south don't want biafra because ibos re nt trusted and nt united let dem say dey want to dredge the river u'll start hearing things like imo river, enugu river u will start hearing tales dat d whites wanted to drench n all dat.

Oshare, you messed up big time with this comment, believe me. Instead of you to be making a case for Warri, Sapele, Coco or even Burutu Seaport. You are taking a swipe at the igbos. Okay continue.

Rayhandrinni:
lol i know...i was just tryna make a joke off it...and old timer abeg,lets keep the sabbath day holy...sheh i talk my own on saturday....you, wait till monday....see as u de do seff....why you kon de go church if you nofit implement wettn the pastor de preach for your everyday life

na me bi Pastor? I am a firm believer of the tit for tat principle of the Bible. So I must fight.

Rayhandrinni:
the topic na about bingo's and ekuke....you claiming old timer

I can see you are spoiling for a fight abi? I will give you a complete dose, make I come back from church 1st.

BTW, that dog na boerboel not ekuke. Since you can't differentiate simple dog breed.

Chai! Seun na madness people full Nairaland ooo. See comments .


This is the Nairaland I remember from 3/4years back with the likes of 190, Mr cork, ya(something) and others always made Nairaland fun. Then all these kids promoting tribal hate on Nairaland never enter.

1st of all I don't watch that show, the concept is just stvpid.
I don't support sexually harassment of any form, but what BBN did to this guy is terrible. Truth be told that video did not give a clear perception of what happened that night and big brother didn't even give this dude a chance to explain/defend himself.
I searched the net and found a video of Richard fingering Ofunneka in BBA, Ofunneka was evicted that week and Richard went ahead to win that year's Big Brother Africa it's on YouTube(Google Richard and Ofunneka fingergate)
I feel sorry for this guy because his career is completely finished.