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Impressive, though a stupendous display of foolishness of the highest order. I like his guts.

Seriously, as in like seriously serious. So people go just nyash down dey watch this BS? Na wah ooo!!!

And on the topic, what's wrong with a woman smoking? Na una lungs she use? Why can't people just for once fu...king mind their f......king business. HABA!!!

kenzysmith:
I sure say na her bobby jameh see dat y he step down run go cameroun

Thank God, I'm not alone in this.

Yeah we know, but while watching the video, I only heard what was said in like 30secs. I was too distracted by the mammary gland, every other thing she said was like blablablah.

WTF was down there?!!! I ain't no perv, but that ish got me curious. Was expecting the girls to be like uh....lala, but crying/weeping/wailing was not even in the list of what I was expecting.


Either way though, everybody's got a story.

I stormed into this thread to attack and finish fayemi on the topic, but reading through the post truly got me thinking. He made some real valid points here.

Interesting, thread.

Brabus sha. I don't know why, but I just love that car sorry Machine, sorry Device.

Abeg I'm not heartless, but I'm actually rolling on the floor laughing really loud.

But seriously, that dog mumu sha, if it were a pitbull, rottweiler or neapolitan mastiff, dem no born that landlord well.

Bestlily:
What If The Dog Commited Suicide??

That's another angle to the story you know

Nasty! Really Nasty!!

Almost had this problem with my late dad's company account and transfer of ownership of the company at the demise of my dad.

1. I got the death certificate from the hospital being his next of kin.

2. I went to the probate office and had got the Letter of Administration(this took me about 3months to get).

3.The transfer of company ownership wasn't even done, because when I got the CAC certificate, the company was already registered in my name. (I always bless you dad's soul for that)

4. I took the documents to the bank and in less than 1 hour, I was given full control of the company's accounts(they call it an estate account) and I still operate the same account till date.

Summary:
Just go get the LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.


Note: No lawyers where involved and my Dad didn't leave any will(I am an only son), but if it gets hairy at any point you can involve a lawyer.

Say whatever you want, I just love this chic. Her bae buy range rover sport for am, me go buy private jet for am.

She is just unexplainably fine, my exact spec.

I don't know what to say...... :-XHonestly I'm stumped



WHAT DA PUCK IS THIS?

igbodefender:
Obama should have done more for Africa and shown Nigeria more respect.

Exactly

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Trump should just destroy everything Obama did, let there be no evidence showing that mofo ever lead the US.

Na wah oo

Bankoleje:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NepmomXiZQA

I just don't understand this list. Why should Ivan the IV be on that list, while Napoleon Bonapate, Hitler, Usman Dan Fodio etc are not there. Ivan was a legendary figure who built the Russia we know today. These guys should stop vilified him.

chiefojiji:
God save ur yansh mr brown, if to say one drunk police officer dey among dem, ur proposal go don turn brobosal...




but come which kien way naija people dey propose dis day's?

I won't be surprise when a man go propose to hin gf inside mortuary....

cast 1: mortuary attendant

cast 2: pretended dead body of the bf lying freeze on d mortuary table.

cast 3: friends of the pretended dead bf





ACTION

cast 1: come inside, here is him.



Gf: but baby u never told me u will kpeff naw. now I am a window.

cast 3: it's okay gf, it's so painful.


cast2: baby will you marry me??






now GF is in hospital, in comma and apostrophe, we're praying against fullstop.

Dude you're not okay at all.

Mrsprof:
Can't Naija men do these things in a private and very romantic environment. Tufiakwa. I no gbedu this at all.

Why? I was planning to propose to you with the help of the Nigerian armed forces, while doing frog jump.

I've heard of some men being insecure and having complex issues, but this is just unbelievable. Any man that lays his hands on a woman, is not a man, but a castrated moro.n.

Imagine!

irishMO123:
flat heads no just fit get sense

A little child's life was brutally snuffed out and all your brain could deduce from this, is to start a tribal fight on here? My God! When/How did we become so low, even animals don't do this. I honestly fear for this generation.

Seun:
I used to think I knew the gospel story very well, because I used to read the bible a lot as a Christian, but then I took the short gospel story quiz below and got every question wrong. I'd like you to take the quiz to find out whether you can do better: The Gospel Story Quiz. Thanks!

I don't know what you want to achieve with thread Seun, but I'm seriously disappointed that you could come up with this. To everyone his illusions, I've had it up to my neck in nairaland with all these igbo/yoruba fights on NL and now you want to add religious bigotry to the mix? Leave the people to their opium, haba?!!!

Note: I asked so many questions, on the mysterious I almost went crazy. I choose to be a Christian not just to keep my sanity, but because Christ is truly the Lord of Lords.

MzzTega:
Lol. 1

I knew you'd reject option number 2

MzzTega:
Thinking about?

The statement can be two sided.
1) Either you would make him so happy, he wouldn't think of another woman. Or
2) You'd be such a handful, that he'd just turn a monk and forget women entirely.

Which is it?

You see that 1. Tear a sheet of paper and 6. Result has been pasted. Chai infact kuku ki me. My stomach starts speaking in tongues whenever I hear that number 6. But now that I'm at the other side of the line, it's fun. The look on students face when I use that number 1 is priceless.

Oma307:
babe are you from there

Nah from the name Tega, she's clearly Delta.

MzzTega:
So much beauty in one gathering.

Your signature truly got me thinking.

What da flying foouck is this?

greatiyk4u:
the pessimist

but he is saying the bitter truth. If our president is still insisting on working with this his present crop of ministers and advisers, then it's over before it started.
Only a stark raving madman does the same thing, the same way twice, but expects a different result.

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importexpert:
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Henrypraise:
where is dis interview leading to?

Bros this one na interrogation not interview.