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samiabigail:
Without Faking It, A Nigerian Comedian Has
To Make You Laugh In 20 Seconds Or You
Die




Nigerians are naturally funny but it takes more than
just a talented Nigerian comedian to make us
laugh in depression situations.
Over the years, Nigerian comedians have made offensive
jokes that did not sit well with some people.

Where do comedians draw the line between funny and
offensive? This question plagued people’s minds
worldwide after a video of the famous actor Will Smith
slapping popular comedian Chris Rock went viral.
However, in this situation, your best comedian’s skill is
needed to help save your life.


So Guys, Imagine you have a gun to you head and you
have to choose a comedian to make you laugh without
faking it or you die


Who Are You Choosing?
Let us hear from you

Mr Ibu. not my best comedian but looking at his face alone I done laugh, so 20 seconds no go pass.

But bros if dem point gun for your head true true, you no fit laugh

Oluromantic:
It is not foolishness to say a senseless person is senseless. To be expecting facts based on other people's opinion as proof is actually the real foolishness. There's no embarrassment in telling an adult what a kid knows. It is wise to get facts for yourself from your own experience. There's no amount of proof from people on this forum that can measure up to your own experience. Failure to admit that is original foolishness

you are still confused...but no wahala. I hear you.

Oluromantic:
You just confirmed you don't have sense. No vex o but na true. You know how many people are doing deliverance from seeing themselves in dreams communing with half fish-half woman beings? But since it hasn't happened to you and the op, the simplest and commonsensical way to find out is the way I outlined.

Lol my guy done vex.
No need to embarrass yourself further...

You don't have proof yourself mammy water exist, but you open your mouth Waaaaaa! now you dey insult me because I called out your foolishness.

christianjoy:
I have view it once immediately I started having painful headaches

people don't know but demons gain access to the mind through light and sound.

Watching gay porn, the spirit can access your mind.
That's why the bible says to guard you heart (mind) with all diligence, out of it are the issues of life.

Oluromantic:
It's not about me. Don't deviate from your scope. It's you who needs the fact. So do what you need to do

no vex abeg, I'm not the op, I could careless if they exist.

I was just curious when you said he should call you names if nothing happened in 2 - 3 days. it means you are certain, and you told the op to be certain he has to go to the waters in the middle of the night, doesn't that imply that you did the same thing to become certain.

Dey cap nicely, some of us get sense.

Oluromantic:
Why develop your facts from people's opinion when you can carry out an experimental research by yourself. Go to the middle of a river in the middle of the night for mammy water. Go to the middle of the sea in the middle of the night for marine queens. When you get there, call them out to show themselves if they truly exist. Try that for seven days, if nothing happens, then you're sure they don't exist and you can publish it

If after 2-3 days nothing happens, then call me all kinda names you want

okay so you have gone to the middle of a river in the middle of the night, and you have seen mammy water with your eyes.

You seem so sure...

And bro who still asks a woman out in this day and time, so old school.

You just act like it, and if she likes you like that she'll bring up the "what are we" question.

"you think it's by gentleness" let a woman talk enough and she'll tell you who she is..

That girl likes rugged cultist type yahoo guys.
She get wetin dey give her mind, before woman go dey cap give you in such harsh manner, either say her brother na soldier or her boyfriend na capon.

Bro someone else in that your "class" has accessed her down stream oil sector already and dumped her, now she thinks you guys want to pass her around.

Captain Phillip
"I am the captain now" looking azz niggur.

SENSE..

Candidlady:
Do they come with a remote control?

Yes just get money, money na their remote control.

Story story

Call me.
Girls yakpa...I go even deliver them come your side. Just hold you 10 kpali. I get sexy girls wey no go give you problem.

Studentdelta2:
I have too many problems at this moment to even bother myself about this girl but it's very hard to let her go. I am a student and being the sole bread winner of myself she has been very supportive...

She lives with me and so money always comes from her side. Only few will relate to this, I have no one, absolutely no one to get money from so I hustle online and money comes but it's not frequent.

Though when we met things were a bit better with more than 500k with me but now, i don't even know how to say it. I can't even pay my current final year school fees which is even giving me BP.

So this lady has been very supportive, but she sleeps with everything in this life. She lies without thinking twice as if it's normal. She sees sex as a normal thing. I can boldly attest to several times I caught her with her always claiming to change. I can't let her go cos when I did, I nearly starved. Things are not working well for me at all and she knows this.

So, an ex boyfriend of hers, a limping Cripple(married) called recently and I found out they have been banging even after my preaching about self worth. The girl will get me into trouble but oh well, i am just confused.

I know more than 50 names she has slept with and very certain she has done more than 500 people....

My life is just a sad irony. A cruel one.

Lol. bro focus on getting your money up, be discreet about your money moves, then grow some balls and leave her. You no go die.

Shock am small na.

Crime of passion.

Love is toxic.
Say no to love
Say no to drugs.

They are the same thing.

My take is this...
They say a stubborn fly would follow the corpse to the grave...ask yourself this, how easy would it be for you to manipulate a 17 year old girl? the fact that you are 10 years older gives you more experience and ability to manipulate her, why do you think this lady of 37 is not manipulating you.

You may think you know it all, but trust me at 27 you don't know more than a 37yr old lady.
Age is not just a number when a woman use 10 yrs senior you, I know she feels like a breath of fresh air from all these Smalley them that don't have sense....but e no mean say you go loose guard.

Let me tell you something bro, women are backwards, this woman would never fully respect you, not necessarily because she is older, but because you settled for less.....women know that guys with a healthy self esteem and guys who have options would not settle for less....in other words she knows you don't have young hot women who want you....if you do why would you be with her? These are the conclusions she would have in her subconscious at least.

Older ladies who go for younger men are control freaks...your "inexperience" makes them feel in control....I bet if you contact any of her X, he'll tell you she was controlling.

But do you, no be me go tell you who you go marry.

lusid:
nigerian girl or white girl? Choose one for sexual pleasure

I already did, read again.

That woman has a high libido, masculine woman usually do, it's the testosterone.

The guy is gonna be used as a intimacy gadget, her own living Love Machine...not a bad thing sha. I'm looking for white woman to use me as intimacy gadget.

Jaybull:
Bisexual? But I don't really want to have sex with any woman or man.
Does it mean am now non-binary or what?

You are asexual. You value emotional connection more.

I've never in my life viewed gay porn.
Alot of guys who are homosexuals started with curiosity about gay porn.

Prettygirl200:
Do u really have to insult her to prove your points?? Y are nairaland males like?? U all are bloody hypocrites. If it was a man that came here with thessme story u all would have been hailing him for leaving her nd moving on to the next pussy. Why can't u guys be just fair for once?? No wonder ladies here are few bc of una useless attitude. God!!! The hate I have for u guys here has no bound, Very soon there will be no lady here again we go leave romance section for una make una enjoy. God forbid!!!!

if all feminist leave nairaland, good riddance. Of what benefit is your stay on nairaland to us. Money? Pussie?.
Don't mention me on an old thread again.

If this story is true, the girl na runs girl....and runs girls only currency is their body. She just paid you in kind for the accomodation. Nothing new.

Prisca4luv:
Pls I'm out of data can anyone please help me out with mtn data any amount isn't too small 090391.37403 God will bless you Amen

guy man this format still dey work?

The scammer wants to use an innocent Female friends account details to get money from you, he wants to protect his identity.

PalmsInTheSky:
My girlfriend asked "When are we getting married?". I responded "Do you really think we should get married now?, We still have some time on our side". I thought that was all until this madam bought me her IV and told me she's getting married in two months time, I just shock but knowing I have nothing to lose, I shook it off and faced my hustle. At the onset of Ramadan, she forwarded related messages to me to forgive her and at least be a friend all of which I denied, I denied even farewell sex after telling her we can never be friends. I don't do slave shit to pussy, you either be with me or buzz off.

Na man u be!

Bellfun:
Pls forgive her!


It's human to err...repeatedly.

lmao

You are just looking for excuses for your weakness. You cheated first, you have a son together. She'll continue to cheat as long as you show weakness. The female hates weakness in the male even in the animal kingdom, when a lion gets weak and can't protect the pride anymore the lioness gang up and kill him.

Women are ruthless to men they perceive to be weak, and a man attached to a woman in such a way that he cannot respect himself enough to move on from a bad situation is a weak man.

Women know that mentally strong men don't forgive cheating even though they cheated first. So she is asking herself what is so low value about this guy that he is willing to forgive my cheating?, am I the best he can do?, If he can do better than me he'll leave and do better, he is with me because other women don't want him, lemme find myself a better man because I don't feel secure with a man this weak.

Understand women are hypergamous in nature if they can do better, they'll do better even if you have done nothing wrong to them, and they think that's how men operate too, so for her to cheat on you and you still cannot find a better replacement asap she know for certain now that you have no options.

The only way to get respect now is to get a hotter woman and cut this girl off for a really long time, watch how she try to get bk to you..

Stay stoic and ruthless.
Peace

The X our girls couldn't find in school, they are finding outside school.

It is well.

Ishilove:
So many stupid threads on NL

You didn't have to comment on the "stupid thread"