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FERNANDEZISBACK:
Say this when you stop feeding from momma's pot kiddo..
Don't you think it's time to man up and start a life on your own instead of coming to nairaland to act hard and alpha..
Slide off and let that get into you..

go and lick sweet when adults are talking.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
And I am not complaining to you boy..

little girl run along your mates are not here.

Loewe:
I know what you mean trust me. But u know some others don't share that philosophy, they believe love is sacrificial, so if they have 5m, they can buy a 2.5m car for a woman, no be say them be mumu... It's just their own configuration. Just painting a scenario bro...

So either ways, a man has the right to take it back cos what a woman owes u in turn for such is strong loyalty.

If they want to make such a stupid decision then they should at least buy it in their name...fully aware of the fact that anything can happen and getting your stuff back might complicate things...if you buy car or house for her in her name, you have no right to collect it back legally. So you see it's not wise.

Atimjessy:
I overheard my sister-in-law's conversations with her friends and I realized that most men want to spend on their women for the love their women show to them.
This is how a real man should behave.
If your girlfriend is not showing you enough love, maybe you are not appreciating her enough.
Always appreciate your beautiful and loving girlfriend/wife.

it's like bashing never tire you.

Loewe:
Shey u see now... So the men that can 'close eye' and do that for a woman thinking she is worth it, what should they now do?

My guy, if you buy car for cheating woman, yiu go collect am! Make she dey carry okada!

I no go ever buy car, na wetin I dey tell you even if I get the money, if I manage buy car then I go done be billionaire by then and the car no go pass 1million Naira, and I can afford to loose that when I'm a billionaire.

No be say I worth just 20million I go buy car 2million e no go happen. I no dey give wetin go pain me to freestyle.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You can say that when you get a little bit matured..

little girl with 70year old vagina.

Loewe:
Some givings are sacrificial, like buying a car for a woman out of pure love. When you now discover she's double dating, would u leave the car for her?

It's easy to form smooth dude on Nairaland. My guy, you go collect your car key make she waka go visit her side dudes!

I no dey buy car for any woman except my mama.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Says a boy who doesn't even know what simp mean.. boy get yourself together and stop trying to be what you ain't online..

see you see madness.

Did she even tell you the surgery she went for?

FalseProphet1:
I see her asking you for cash compensation as regards her audio surgery, I see her claiming rights over the money, I see you apologizing and going to sokoloan, gocash, 9ja cash...etc, to borrow money to give to her.

I see her not showing gratitude after receiving the money whilst asking for more, I see you unble to pay back your loan, I see sokoloan sending your pics to all your contacts including the girl and tagging you a fraudster.

I see her blocking you immediately, I see you coming back here to wail.

This I have seen.

Bro I swear you dey see

toyini1234:
so this girl I like went offline for a week, she claimed she went for surgery and if she had died I won't have noticed ...i told her that how could she even think such a thing. I refused to apologize initially but i felt bad.



then I sent her this text after she took another day offline

"I'm sorry for not checking up on you when I noticed that you went offline for a couple of days. I'm sorry for the way I reacted. It just hurt me that you think I wouldn't notice your absence. You haven't come online for a day now, and I wouldn't want another day to pass with you thinking I don't care about you. I know you are okay and always will be....."

You are doing the most. She was probably in the company of her sugar daddy who took her for a weekend trip. She done flex finish, now she dey find Simp(you).

You are a simple bro. We suppose do big Simp polo for you.

Connor the chicken and the food be like sacrifice.

Yungspitta:
All my life , I never knew girls can be this complicated. Lately, my homie's girl has been giving me some signals that she liked me....but I don't wanna hurt my friend cux he's always there for me when times are hard. My friend looks more handsome , he dresses better but I still couldn't figure out why she has been flirting with me.
The scary part is that, my homie used to tell me nice things about his girl like she's best thing after holy Mary. There was a time this girl challenged me on why I don't always message her on WhatsApp, and she forced my phone out of my hands and did send some flirtous message to her WhatsApp number with my own WhatsApp number right on the spot. I was so confused afterwards.
In my head, I was like should I tell my friend what his girl has been up to lately but I kept my cool.

that girl has set you up by texting and flirting with herself, if kasala burst you she'll definitely show him the text and said you came on to her. She's way ahead of you.

She is under spiritual attack. I don't care what name these so called modern "progressives" call it. I once had 3 month of intense fear of death, depression and suicide thought. Went for deliverance and it stopped immediately.

Seun sef fit get alternate moniker wey him dey use insult people.

Because it's their bodies. They have to right to do it. I'm not attracted to it, gives of hoe vibes.
But it's still their body.

Ask her to tell you exactly what she wants....
Mind wetin you dey put for mouth in the guise of "intercontinental dishes" Akwa ibom girls no get joy o. A lot of them belong to olumba obu

Datboredberry:
A healthy vagina irritates you?

Too bad your gender doesn't find it disgusting enough to stop raping women!

paternity fraudsters.

Menstrual waste,cramps,acidic bleach water nawa o....
I'm glad I'm a man abeg!!

Datboredberry:
Bleached patches on your underwear's crotch region?



A woman's vagina is so fu**ing cool...

Eeewww!
Disgusted!!

Iamconfused:
I'm gonna be brief as much as possible.

I'm dating this girl and seriously, some things amaze me. We're actually in a distance relationship and Just recently, we were having a conversation and then, she told me anytime I feel like having sex and she is not around, I can have sex with any girl I want to and she won't get angry, omo, I was shocked, to be honest, that a girl can suggest such to her boyfriend. Then again, I was just trying to see what she'd say, I told her I was travelling to see a female friend in her house and I'd spend the night in her house and return the next day, to my surprise, she was totally cool with that, no questions or anything. This one really weakened me, I feel she doesn't like me at all cos no girl will act like this

What's do u guys things, isn't this a red flag?. Do u think this girl really loves me?

She is only interested in marriage with you. Other guys are servicing the punnani. She would just keep you for her emotional validation, so she knows someone somewhere cares for her more than her body, so she doesn't feel useless because men are using her body over there for money. You are the emotional tampon, why you think say ashawo dey always get boyfriend? I guess she likes to call you and you guys talk everyday right?

She told you to sex other girls cos she feels guilty small.....but she wants to make sure there is someone available to marry her after her ashawo lifestyle.

This is the God honest truth.

Op just dey bed because him dey suspect say she dey give another guy the coochie wey him never mark register. And e sure me say op dey cheat with other girls.

yungzed360:
That's my girl bro.

Lol see who wan break up. "That's my girl bro" hahaha you just dey form you no get mind for the heart break you just want small drama make she beg u

Spiderman2:
Last night was just the most embarassing moment of my life, i still don't believe that it happened to me.

I'm 31years old now, and i can't even remmember the last time i urinated on the bed while sleeping. Those time was my childhood age. But yesterday, it did happened again.

So, i was with my friends in my dream, while we are walking on the street, i decided to urinate.
But while urinating, i did not no it was happening real as i was doing it in real life with my girl beside me.

i woked up and discovered i was being covered in urine, not just me, but the bed as well was filled with my 2ltrs of urine.

If you can imagine the embarrasment when my girl was asking; did you urinated on the bed? I could not even replied her, i don't even believe it.
I'm still thinking about what to tell her, because i still feels so disappointed to have done that.

I'm thinking there is spirit behind it, because i don't still believe such thing could happene.

What i need right now is what to tell her.

Did you drink alot before you slept? Alcohol?

Pretence.

Maintaining her God given victim status.

My grandfather told me, you can't trust the tears of a woman before an audience, the only tears of a woman you can trust is the one where she is alone.

Palema007:
One thing I consider as a measure of intelligence is objectivity, sadly this forte is going into oblivion in this generation. The way you all see things in black and white amaze me. Life isn't black and white, the fact that you don't even know what side this story falls into confirms that.

You may be right, you've had your experience. I've seen things happen the way you opine, I've seen things turning out otherwise. The fact remains you do not know the LADY i.e Op to make a fact. As beautiful and believable your summation is it remains a speculation, it would only be wise to remain in mind the "what not" factor to give a more adequate, intelligent and humane response.

You are human not a robot I believe.

I don't know her true, I can only work with the information she gives out, and with the information at hand I don't know how to sugar coat reality to protect her feelings, women are better at that they'll rather lie to one another so they don't feel bad.

Descottes:
be fair mister. You wouldnt be happy if there's a biased approach against your kind would you? What do you think about white supremacism?; racism? Tribalism? Wouldn't you feel bad if you are subjected to any of these?
What you kids are doing on this section ain't any different.

Facts don't care about feelings.

Palema007:
This is so insensitive!

Would you have typed this if the poster was a guy?

She comes across like someone who would cry if her boyfriend even glances at another woman, she should "man up", I've dated her type before they like emotional blackmail alot, they like to act like they are too fragile and force a man to become just as emotional even when he is not built that way.... nothing wrong with her o, she is not in love with the guy she is only in love with chasing his validation, she is in love with her project of turning him into an emotional wreck like herself.....she is attracted to his emotional unavailability and she is not self aware enough to realise it....when she succeeds in breaking him down to an emotional man she'll despise him, and look for another project.

Descottes:
na this thing about you nairaland men folks wey make me dislike una. Y'all Bloody Hypocrites .
If it was a man who came here with same story about his girlfriend you lot would call him a fool/simp and also judge and slut shame Nigerian women to pieces.
You guys really need to grow up else all the ladies go leave romance section for una.
They are not much here again sef.

Don't care.

Ademola stop this wayo story for the purpose of advertising. Fear Alahukbar

Bouncing2:
Sas you go jus open mouth waaaa de misyarn.

What if that photo is his source of motivation.
What if that's the prime photo he'd like to show his grandkids.
What if that photo attracts relevancy to him whenever he shares it,,be it on social media or anywhere...


So many 'what ifs'

I don't know why you guys give that dumb troll attention.