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Romance / Re: Why You Should Always Go Through Your Partner's Phone. by dablazor: 5:55pm On Jun 28, 2015
Now that he found out he was second choice; would that revelation add a penny to his life? Or make him happier? It'd prolly ruin his happiness, and his ego.
Am all about knowing the truth, if its early on, but in this case man, its too late.
He'd wish he never got to know about it.
Celebrities / Re: Singer Solidstar Shows Off His Eggplant In New Photo, Fans React by dablazor: 5:52pm On Jun 27, 2015
pinkycute:
shocked shocked shocked
His lips tho wink
Well, mommy I didn't see anything ooooo smiley
But his ***** is cute.... cool
Lol so blunt.
Culture / Re: Why Are Yoruba's Obsessed With Greeting? by dablazor: 8:09pm On May 15, 2015
dipopooo:
lipsrsealed we(Yoruba) are unique pple with nice culture. We ar nt like dose who dnt av respect for their elders. We ar nt like those homeless n cultureless basta*ds who wanted to spoil lagos by votin 4 Jimi Agbaje.
Why are u so bitter?
How dyou live with so much hatred?

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Business / Re: Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami Splashes N1.5million On Breakfast(pics) by dablazor: 8:05pm On May 15, 2015
pretydiva:
Y do some nigerians dat claim 2 b wealthy ve a very shallow mentality. Even d richest man in d world won't spend 1.5 million on breakfast.

We stil ve a long way 2 go in dis country
Its not about the country.. Its a black thing, we blacks are known to spend rather lavishly, have u seen American rap hiphop musical videos?
You'd think these rappers are perhaps richer than Carl Smith and Bill Gates combined.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri by dablazor: 9:38pm On May 13, 2015
Goahead:
Buhari should please save Nigerians from these savages, call your boys to order Mr Buhari, you've been elected!
I really do hate insulting people, besides what am about to say isn't an insult, you are just a natural nincompoop.
I don't understand how you kids just seem to enjoy joking about just anything.

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Business / Re: Which Bank Is The Most Honest Bank In Nigeria? by dablazor: 6:51pm On May 13, 2015
I have bn with first bank ever since I opened a Nigerian bank account, and I'd rate their services as impressive, though they can do better, but they are the only bank in Nigeria I can trust..
I have another acount with fcmb though.

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Romance / Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by dablazor: 3:09pm On Apr 06, 2015

Romance / Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by dablazor: 3:06pm On Apr 06, 2015

Politics / Re: In My Opinion, Goodluck Jonathan Won The Presidential Elections by dablazor: 11:00am On Apr 03, 2015
Babe2sure:


Don't ask me dumb question.
You are super grumpy, work on your temper, its not lady-like.
Politics / Re: In My Opinion, Goodluck Jonathan Won The Presidential Elections by dablazor: 9:35pm On Apr 02, 2015
Babe2sure:
OP, what are you babbling on about?
Rubbish analysis!
Your opinion is not needed,so save it for yourself.
Comot make I see front, jare.
Why dyou sound so pained and ultra sensitive?
Politics / Re: In My Opinion, Goodluck Jonathan Won The Presidential Elections by dablazor: 5:32pm On Apr 02, 2015
You lot sense there is atleast an iota of truth in my observation. You just hate that I say it because the majority votes favoured your preferred candidate..
That's rather selfish and unfair to the minorities.
Politics / In My Opinion, Goodluck Jonathan Won The Presidential Elections by dablazor: 5:15pm On Apr 02, 2015
General Muhammadu Buhari won in the North and in the Southwest, losing in all states in the Southeast, and South-south, this makes him nothing more than a regional leader, atleast President Jonathan won some states in Buhari's North and Southwest (winning atleast 3 states in the southwest and north, and still garnering over 4-6 million votes in those two regions).
Drawing from these; I think the Nigerian electoral act (or whatever you guys call it) should be amended, the popular votes system shouldn't win elections, since a region(North) is like two times more populated than the entire south combined (I'm basing my judgement on the election numbers), I believe before one can be president of Nigeria (a country of atleast 3 different countries forced to be one) , he should be accepted in all regions having atleast 25% votes in each of the six geopolitical zones (NE, NW, NC, SE, SW, SS) in Nigeria, ((when both contenders satisfy both criteria, then popular votes can come into consideration, the 25% vote strength in 23/24 states system is pure bullocks since the North has atleast 15 states)) making him a National rather than a Regional choice, in my opinion, Goodluck Jonathan won the election, not Buhari as he is more accepted in all six geopolitical regions.
My other observation; I read somewhere Nigeria has one of the highest number of youths in the world. That same article claimed at least 62% of Nigeria's population is below the age of 40.
And I can't help but wonder how its people prefer a 72 year old man serving as president of a rather youthful country in a 21st century. Do Nigerian youths feel rather inferior and intimidated by their rather older generations?
do they consider themselves incapable?
What are Nigerians celebrating in a 72 year old grandpa? Just like Chris Rock once said about a 71year old John Mccain when he was criticising his US presidential ambition, he said; “how you gonna make plans for the future when you ain't gonna be in it?”
Personally, I think Nigeria can do better than President Jonathan, but left for me, I'd still stick with a 50 year old Jonathan to a Septuagenarian.

The only good thing I see in this election is the igniting factor, incumbent governments can now be voted out.
Truth be told, Nigeria needs a change, but they can do better than a 72 year old.
Thanks.

PS: I know little about Nigeria so do not attack me as I never actually grew up here, if some of my facts are invalid/flawed, you could counter it in a rather mature manner.
Politics / Re: Live Update: Announcement Of Presidential Election Result By INEC by dablazor: 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2015
tuned in...
Politics / Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by dablazor: 8:09pm On Mar 30, 2015
interesting...Tuned in.
Celebrities / Re: Tolu Oniru A.k.a Toolz Shows Off Her Perfect Curves. by dablazor: 8:26am On Mar 23, 2015
angelTI:
The picture is with her body shaper on. There was a picture that surfaced online sometimes ago without it.

Omoh, the picture was embarassed

Body shaper? What in the world is that?
Technology Market / Re: Cheapest Mtn& Etisalat Browsing Data 4ur Android,z10,q10,tabs etc-08186433781 by dablazor: 6:23pm On Mar 21, 2015
I just had some business with OP... I would highly recommend his services to all internet data users in Nigeria..
And to you sir, thanks for being one of the few legitimate ones, keep up the uprightness
.

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Politics / Re: ISIS Beat Up 5 Men For Using Toilet, Cellphones And TV. Feeds Son To Mother by dablazor: 10:28am On Mar 20, 2015
resty4:
u c i.s.lam? 17 century ago no flush toilet,now ds i.slamic fighters want ppl 2 revert 2 moh'd lifestyle in 21st cent. Using pit laterin.
I think terrorists are misguided/brainwashed muslims.. I feel its not the religion.

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Politics / Re: Mimiko Blackmailing Ondo Teachers To Vote Jonathan - Sahara Reporters by dablazor: 10:26am On Mar 20, 2015
The way elections are done in Nigeria have me dumbfounded.

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Politics / Re: Only A Bastard Will Vote Jonathan In Yorubaland (Sen.Adefuye) by dablazor: 10:24am On Mar 20, 2015
May the best win.
Nairaland / General / Re: Escaping Boko Haram Terrorists Slaughter Wives by dablazor: 10:23am On Mar 20, 2015
Could these terrorists be anymore demented.. Brain dead?
Politics / Re: What Exactly Is True Federalism & Sonaco? by dablazor: 10:50am On Mar 19, 2015
@olas24u - can u please read this publication and tell me what u think? - ukoima..com/p/nigeria-concept-of-federalism.html
Politics / Re: What Exactly Is True Federalism & Sonaco? by dablazor: 10:48am On Mar 19, 2015
Under the current federal government in
Nigeria, all power is centralized, and the states
do not have any control over their resources,
hence there is no incentive for innovation and
states competition. Nigeria's economic
development, political stability, security and
peace depend on extending the freedom,
benefits and choice of autonomy to each ethnic
nationality within the country.
Politics / Re: What Exactly Is True Federalism & Sonaco? by dablazor: 10:38am On Mar 19, 2015
olas24u:


The Canadian example ,the Australian example with a parliamentary system of government,only the fire brands will make it to the parliament if not you will short change your region or province.It will reduce cost and add value because the caliber of people that will go there will be in the same level of thinking ,the powers of the prime minister will not be so much . the powers will reside in the parliament which translates to the people of Nigeria.
True but would it solve the problem of regional autonomy? Nigerian states want to control their individual wealth without having to run to the Central government for some allocation. The major cause of ethnic crisis in Nigeria is mostly because the sovereignty of these states have been trampled upon by the central government. Which seems to be true..
I really don't see a parliamentary system solving that, though I feel its a whole lot better than our current system, but regional autonomy? True federalism?
Well Let me read a little on the Canadian and Australian governments, perhaps am wrong.


In Nigeria, the central government believes and
operates on the basis that the federal
government owned the country, its resources
and all that dwell in the land. The central took
the fund that rightly belongs to the state and
local governments into the coffers of the Federal
Government. The subunits are thereby denied
the wherewithal to carry out their functions for
the progress and welfare of their citizens.
Nigerian states have almost completely lost
their autonomy. The centralization and
concentration of the country’s revenues in the
hands of the central government has resulted in
the country’s poor political, social and economic
development.
Decentralization can take advantage of
informational asymmetries; that is, lower levels
of government may have local knowledge that
allows them to tax and spend most efficiently.
The classic example of this informational
asymmetry is the property tax, local
governments have a keener sense of market
value and can more appropriately devise a
formula to calculate tax rates than a central
government. Decentralization can also allow for
revenue specialization based on different
characteristics of the regions. A region
especially endowed in natural resources with
extensive mining operations might best rely on
severance taxes, while in another; tourism
offers opportunities for licenses and user fees.
Developmental projects are most efficiently
handled by the local governments who know
local needs and conditions, while higher levels
of government are necessary to coordinate
redistribution effectively
Politics / Re: What Exactly Is True Federalism & Sonaco? by dablazor: 10:09am On Mar 19, 2015
olas24u:


Federalism is good but the presidential system of government is very bad for developing economies including Nigeria
So what do you suggest?
Politics / What Exactly Is True Federalism & Sonaco? by dablazor: 9:56am On Mar 19, 2015
BY Prof. Alex O. Atawa Akpodiete, Esq.

In The Pointer of Tuesday, February 7, 2012, there
was a headline captioned “We Want True
Federalism, Says Balarabe Musa, Others.” I now
asked myself do all these pundits and the masses in
general understand what federalism really means,
whether it is the true one, the fake type, the hybrid
type or the naija type.
According to the article “Eminent Nigerians… have
canvassed for true federalism as the panacea to the
myriad of problems facing the nation.” The
question (or problem) is whether the Nigerian
constitution embodies true federalism. Mr.
Balarabe Musa is a former Governor of Kaduna
State who made the statement at a national
dialogue organized by the National Summit Group
in Lagos. .
One interesting thing to note is that the 1999
Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is
similar in many parts to the 1979 Nigerian
Constitution. Both were handed to us by the
military. The 1979 constitution was modeled after
the American Constitution. So, by implication, it
means the 1999 constitution was modeled after the
US constitution. While doing my doctorate degree
in Jurisprudence at the University of Miami School
of Law from 1991-1994, I wrote a research paper on
the similarities between the 1979 Nigerian
Constitution and the American Constitution. For
clarity, when I say America, I mean the United
States of America. I will borrow from that research
paper to elucidate the issue of “true federalism.”
Before delving into the issue of true federalism, let
us touch on SONACO. It is not the name of an oil
company, but rather the latest way of abbreviating
Sovereign National Conference. When I was a small
boy (I still am to many people), I used to
understand that every Nigerian was born with a
love for initials or acronyms. That is why we have
the NLC, PDP, DPP, NFF (or is it NFA?), and NEPA
(sorry I mean PHCN)). Anyway, just like PHCN used
to be NEPA, SONACO used to be called SNC. So
what does SONACO mean? In a nutshell, it is about
a supposed meeting of all the ethnic groups (I
guess all 250 or so) in Nigeria to decide whether we
still get to exists as a nation, and if we do, how to
share (or eat) the national cake. I am not sure who
will pay for the meeting, how many days it will last
and how the representatives will be chosen.
NADECO (here we go again with another set of
initials) was one of the early champions of the call
for SNC (sorry again, I mean SONACO). I understand their clamor for even a constitutional
conference. Both the 1979 and 1999 constitutions
were handed to the country by the outgoing
military regimes. The other notable Nigerian
constitutions include the Arthur Richard
Constitution of 1946, The First Republic Constitution
of 1963 with Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe as ceremonial
President, and the 1958 constitution amended by
James Robertson, the last Colonial Governor of
Nigeria. The 1999 Constitution starts with the
following preamble
“WE THE PEOPLE of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,
HAVIING firmly and solemnly resolve, TO LIVE in
unity and harmony as one indivisible and
indissoluble sovereign nation under God, dedicated
to the promotion of inter African solidarity, world
peace, international co-operation and
understanding
AND TO PROVIDE for a Constitution for the purpose of promoting the good government and welfare of all persons in our country, on the principles of
freedom, equality and justice, and for the purpose
of consolidating the unity of our people, DO
HEREBY MAKE, ENACT AND GIVE TO OURSELVES the
following Constitution:-“
I understand that we did not really give ourselves
the constitution. Na soldier dash us. But we copied
the language from US Constitution which states:
“WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, in Order to
form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure
domestic Tranquility, provide for the common
defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure
the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our
Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution
for the United States of America.”
See my textbook Nigeria & U.S. Legal Systems for a
thorough treatment of this topic. In other words,
since the First Republic, we have not had a truly
civilian originated constitution. Even with that said,
can't our grievances be handled by our 109
Senators or 360 Federal House of Representatives
members? See Section 71 of the 1999 Constitution.
So maybe SONACO is really about true federalism.
Now back to the issue of true federalism.
Federalism is defined as “a system of government
in which the individual the individual states within a
country have control over their own affairs, but are
controlled by a central government for national
decision.” A republic, on the other hand, is defined
by the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary as “a
country that is governed by a president and
politicians elected by the people and where there is
no king or queen.”
So, that means that the Federal Republic of Nigeria
is supposed to be a country where we are ruled by
a president and elected politicians, but each state
should have autonomy and only controlled by
Abuja for national decisions. The Federal Freedom
of Information Act (FOI) and Minimum wage, are
critical examples. The federal FOI cannot be
enforced on state level until it is passed by the
individual state houses of Assembly. Whereas, the
minimum wage is a national decision that is
enforceable nationwide. This is because the Second
Schedule to the 1999 Constitution, Part 1, which
lists the exclusive legislative powers of the Federal
government to include:
“Labour, including trade unions, industrial
relations; conditions, safety and welfare of labour;
industrial disputes; prescribing a national
minimum wage for the Federation or any part
thereof; and industrial arbitration.”(Underline and
italics are mine).
You must read the above with Sections 4 that gives
the National Assembly the above authority, along
with Section 4(7) (a) which states that:
“The House of Assembly of a State shall have power
to make laws for the peace, order and good
government of the State or any part thereof with
respect to the following matters, that is to say:- (a)
any matter not included in the Exclusive Legislative
List set out in Part I of the Second Schedule to this
Constitution.”
You can make a comparison again with the US. In
Florida, they have a sunshine law that allows
average citizens to watch legislative proceedings
and a federal minimum wage.
Generally, countries that we believe have true
federalism usually allow the member States within
to maintain financial autonomy. Since we copied a
major part of our constitution from the US, we
should look at how they practice their own
federalism. First the States have their own source
of income, their own State police, their governors
are independent and don't have to run to
Washington Dc every month for allocation. In fact,
it is usually unheard of for the President to come
and commission a project in say the State of
Hawaii. One other interesting thing is that they have
representative democracy, meaning that they use
what is called an electoral college to elect their
President. Of course in the over 224 years of
American history, they usually do not clamor for
state creation. Instead, States or independent
regions usually seek to be admitted into the Union
called United States of America. That is how the
original 13 colonies (States) grew to the current 50
States, except for the ones purchased such as
Florida from Spain or Louisiana from France.
In fact, most people do not realize that Americans
have over 60 political parties, just like Nigeria. We
may only hear of the Democrats and Republicans
because they are the two dominant parties, but
they have obscure parties like. Freedom Road
Socialist Organization, Blue Enigma Party or
Objectivist Party. Of course they have something
we do not have, which is the ability to run for
election as an independent candidate without the
need to be sponsored by a political party as
mandated by Sections 65(2) (b), 106(d), 131(c) and
177(c) of the 1999 Nigerian Constitution and Section
106(e) of the 2010 Electoral Act (Amended) of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria.
So, we are really just like them and they will tell you
that they are practicing their own brand of
federalism. Their constitution has only 27
amendments since it was created in 1787. The first
ten (10) amendments to the US Constitution (called
the Bill of Rights) were all ratified on December 15,
1791, while the last amendment was on May 7,
1992. Of course, it will not be unreasonable to be
concerned that the Nigerian constitution has
undergone too many amendments in 11 years.
However, if the American constitution went through
ten amendments in four years, maybe we are not
doing so badly in Nigeria.
If true federalism is what SONACO is all about, then
the proponents have missed the mark. SONACO
will not result in true federalism. Our foundation as
a nation may not be perfect, but we should be
stressing the proper application of federal
character as enshrined in our military-hand-me-
down constitution, strengthening the judiciary,
resource allocation and reduction of
ethnocentrism. Discouraging religious fanaticism
won't be a bad idea either. Let us make sure we
have free, fair and credible elections, along with
incorruptible Judges. Then we can hold our elected
representatives accountable and recall them for
non-performance. Most of the issues raised can be
handled in the National Assembly by those we have
allegedly given our mandate.

Our growing brand of democracy and federalism
needs to be nourished to grow properly. Let us all
get on board the transformation train.

In my opinion, if Nigeria won't divide into atleast 3 individual countries, I believe the USA Federalism system best suits a country like Nigeria, Nigeria is way too big to be under one central government..
Individual states that can't survive on their own should be scrapped and absorbed by other states.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo's Town Hall Chat With Nigerians In S. Africa Via Skype (Photo) by dablazor: 7:56am On Mar 19, 2015
I admire this man.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by dablazor: 4:47pm On Mar 18, 2015
Lol this is hilarious..
I hate driving in Lagos.

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Nairaland / General / Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 7:46pm On Mar 16, 2015
Beamborla:
You are so on point.
Thanks ma smiley
Odyssseys:

Lalasticlala obinoscopy Ngwakwe seun OAM4J ishilove pls move to FP abeg
smiley
Orijin101:

The dude is a kinda boring guy trying hard to be funny but it's a pity he's getting more boring.....
Lol just went through his posts, the struggle is real.
joywendy:
so true and annoying angry

unfortunately this doesn't end on nairaland, even in the real world it is something you see everyday.

so many people with backward mentality.

God help us.
Lol yeah most of them exist in the real world, except the Igbo Yoruba thingy, I haven't experienced such bad blood in real life, maybe cuz I haven't being around much anyway.
paranorman:
Op, you know, it's been a long time i had a deep smile; i mean i smiled and felt its easing effect down through me body.
Thanks for making me smile sir. I love the way the humour connects with the sarcasm
Thanks and its my pleasure sir smiley

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Nairaland / General / Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 3:56pm On Mar 16, 2015
Orijin101:
Loool just ignoring him till I could comprehend his language.
Nairaland / General / Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 3:54pm On Mar 16, 2015
taiocol:
But It's true na, Nigerians are the only sensible people in the world smiley
Typical :/
Odyssseys:

So u quote the entire op to type this thrash wey no even dey comprehensible? You must be an APC member.
As I was saying...
tobechi20:
You forgot hausas are illiterates
Lol true
Nairaland / General / General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 3:31pm On Mar 16, 2015
I spent atleast a minute trying to decipher what section best suit this post and got tired.. I believe mods would move to an appropriate section.


I joined Nairaland in 2012 and became active mid 2014. I am more of an observer and I notice there have being a whole lot of ludicrous prototypes/misconceptions and others on this forum, here are the top twenty I could remember for now;

1. Every record made or broken in the world is either by an Igbo or a Yoruba man, infact Adam and Jesus are either Igbo or Yoruba, since the human race started everyone is once Igbo or Yoruba, even God is either Igbo or Yoruba.

2. Every Muslim is a terrorist

3. Every nairalander is either APC or PDP, and anyone that maintains a different opinion from yours on Nairaland, even if it is on a romance subject he/she has to be insulted because they belong to the opposition party.

4. All dirty people no matter their race, tribe or location are Yoruba, infact there is not a single dirty person in the Igbo land.

5. The Igbos and the Yoruba don't even talk to eachother in real life, and when they meet its all guns and machete, blood always flow.

6. Anyone that questions some perplexing subject from the bible is considered the first son of lucifer and anyone that chooses to use logic in anything christianity and the bible is a demon that needs to be casted and shouldn't be educated if need be.

7. Nigerians are the only sensible people in the whole world.

8. Ibadan is just a pile of mud and cave men (I believe this till December last year).

9. Three (3) out of every five (5) Female undergrad in Nigeria are runz girls.

10. All female feminists are not worth getting married to.

11. Every romantic guy you meet is Yoruba.. forget about his skin color or country of origin

12. All Nigerian girls are cheats.

13. Any reputable black American has Nigerian roots, and Nairalanders are root tracers.

15. Goodluck Jonathan has being sleeping ever since he got to power, infact he has never done anything for the Nigerian people.

16. Everyone in Lagos is either Yoruba or Igbo, infact Nigeria has just two tribes.

17. Every bad/good thing that happens in Nigeria, even if its something that can't be controlled by any individual no matter how powerful the said individual is should be blamed or credited to either Buhari or Jonathan.

18. All professors in Nigeria are of the Yoruba ethnic group, as a matter of fact, Yorubas are the only ones that get some education, and everyone from Northern Nigeria is an illiterate.

19. Every business oriented person in Nigeria is Igbo and the Igbos are the only people in Nigeria that know how to make money.

20. Everyone speaks Yoruba, even in Anambra and Kaduna states.

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Family / Re: Opinion: Choose Who You Want Between Me And Your Mother- Very Silly Question by dablazor: 3:06pm On Mar 16, 2015
TooNoisy:


Don't think you are married yet. Because if you are, you would know forsake comes from the "marital vows".

Would you take this man/woman to be your husband/wife and forsaking all other
Yeah you guessed right, am not married and I am not acquainted with the wordings of the marital vow.. So you win *hands you an accolade* lol smiley

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