₦airaland Forum

@topic,
odeshi fall hand.

Miss Ope: @ all those talking about throwing gala wrappers,,, lacasera bottles and the likes into the bus....please u really do need to enlighten me on this issue....am i suppose to put all that jazz into my bag? Because obviously I don't throw stuff outta the bus...... I rather drop it in the bus...so tell me wat to do ..civil Nigerians.

put it in your pocket/bag if there's no bin. That's the right thing just that Nigeria has spoilt us.

so far sey gold circle na still N50, Me no go send

Was returning home from Lag after my IT program and this nonsense man was calling imaginary business associates, shouting ". . .hope you were able to clear those 17 fleets of Maybach . . .", ". . .have you paid the 60million naira into my account . . .", " . . . If I lose that 4 million dollars contract . . .", " . . . please, reserve 47 hectares of land for me. I will pay the money into your account as soon as I land uyo . . .", " . . . So how much will an estate of 300 units go for . . . I'm ready to pay, just name your price and it's a deal . . .", . . .
I was sufficiently angry but refused to let his notice it. I then told him he is disturbing us and his response " . . . and how is that your problem? I'm making some important business calls with real money in question and you are trying to dictate how I should express myself. Must everyone be as poor as you are? . . ."
I responded "na so you get money reach na him dem smuggle you inside this bus like eegbo" (for those who travel with aktc, they know what I'm tryina portray.
Na so everybody for bus begin dey yab the numskull.

time wey I for carry indomie put for fire, . . . Mtchew

@op, I'm 21. can they wait for another 7 years make I come marry them?

I still dey outrun my colleagues for 100m dash with enough alcohol for my head, then na ex number I go come dial accidentally?
God punish that ogogoro

CuntDestroyer: they be bowing down to that sh1t. lol

you will be banned for 24 hours. Believe me

PDP and GEJ just condemned the protest, blaming it on the opposition parties.

The longest I've stayed is 22 hours

yemstok: Studied Petroleum&Gas Engineering but working with GLOBACOM as a P.R.O.
sOO HURTFUL BUT The pleasure's endless.

bros, how far you nah? make we begin dey acknowledge sey you don 'make am'?

Igbo babes fine well
Me I wonder for all these ofe mmanu babes sef. see as dem be like all these witches for Nigerian film. If I wear wig sef, I go fine pass them. Mtchew

ogele: Just reminded me way back when a guy jumped from the 3rd floor in one of the hostel at the Rivers State University of Science & Technology, Port Harcourt... cos the girl friend abandoned him to follow a sugar daddy who visited her in school....Then in school, any girl you approach will ask you if you are ready to JUMP FOR HER SAKE...Imagine d nonsense....na for Nollywood such things they happpen....Honestly i personally did not believe that Romeo & Juliet story..... Me jump from a building or drink acid becos of babe...Dem never born dat babe for dis world... Na aji butter dem go dey do dat kind thing...no be me wey grow up for Warri street, wey don see everything for dis life...Na babe go drink acid becos of me...dis life wey sweet wella, na me go kill my sef becos of babe...RUBBISH....

me no fit try am when I no be bruno mars.

I don't know but I'm sure
Yoruba is the easiest. All you need do is master the art of shouting

solidbroda: Its of no importance or use. Those who will break up will break-up and those who won't will not. That's life. Its like saying how important is mathematics while you study English.

if you studied discrete mathematics, you would learn languages, automata and grammars.

olsmade: Bleach z actually an acid kinda
Hypochloric acid - dats where d name hypo comes from

bros, abeg nah. Helep us make me no vex/laugh pass the one wey we don already do.

That's one very big advantage of we arsenal fans. We don't suffer the weight of heartbreak(s). We see them every week so we now have our antidote.

But that girl no fine nah.

Soap and water

Well, I won't lie. I use to do it when I must much younger. Then, I no fit even ask them for common ball pen oh.
I now know how silly and disrespectful it is, besides, I now see the foolishness. If I want to boost my ego, I do it with something that will put garri( ) on my table

he should order for el'rufai's assassination
He should order for his assassination again if he survives the first one
He should not stop ordering for his assassination till he's finally dead

I remember my first girl. she was ready to send me to hell with her demands. Then, I was still a novice in the game. She demanded for cash for every sex, kisses, handling and I, in my stupidity was paying for all. She will kiss a guy in my presence, a guy will press her in my presence, she will hop into a guy's car in my presence and will later tell me the guy "is my cousin". I cried for days and got wise and decided I will be better off without her and I picked a new girl.
My class on campus later increased while this 'her uncle' later dumped her. She came begging and I agreed, shagged her without payment(she didn't ask though unlike before) and when i was tired of her, I introduced her to my new girl as an old friend . . . In real or pretending anger, she held my shirt, asking If I think I can use her and dump her like that and I replied "But I thought I was paying for her services . . ."
That was over 2 years ago. I asked for her forgiveness 4 months ago but she refused. She's still beefing me but I care less though I regret my infamous statement

xynerise: Your fada

as in, his full-fledged father?

coogar: beijing and tokyo are more congested than lagos? please furnish me with their population density.....there's no region more populated than lagos in the solar system! that there are 16 million people in lagos state is very abnormal - half of the state is covered by water and yet the state is the most populated in the whole of west africa! i do not see how lagos state government can cater for 16 million people - even obama would struggle to govern lagos with the number of people trooping in everyday....

i agree, lagos carry first for beijing and tokyo head
http://www.citymayors.com/statistics/largest-cities-density-125.html


but to say lagos is the most populated region in the world
http://www.citymayors.com/statistics/largest-cities-population-125.html

coogar: i am sure fashola has been reading my comments on nairaland - the man is too lenient, if he ever makes me his adviser, i would turn lagos to malibu within 6 months with stringent laws that would drive away the undesirables! lagos is too crowded - everyone wants to stay in lagos and the basic amenities cannot cope with the teeming population! decongesting lagos state is far more effective than constructing 900 connecting roads.....

If the basic amenities can't go round, is it the masses fault. beijing and tokyo are far more populated and congested than the lagoon state yet, they are able to cater for the people's need. using that as an excuse to drive non indigenes is akin to biting the fingers feeding the state.

Sodiq33: Plz,i nid ur advice,am a 21year old boy....my gal4wnd(25) said am 2 poor for her likin dat i shld go out nd luk hw my mate re makin it in a big way,she gave me 6mth ultimatum 2 get rich or she wil leave me bt i luv her so much dat i cnt afford 2 luz her 4 nw,so am thnkin 2 engage in money ritual 4 her sake,hw shld i go abt it?

she will accept you when you learn not to use stupeed shorthand notations in a public forum. foolish aboki-brained ape

I thought it's the you-robber people who takes delight in defacing lagos. You-robber people are very dirty, arrogant, loud mouthed, disobedient, always trying to test the law, claiming made-in-aba connections and are mediocres.
I blame the igbos for giving fash the impetus to address them with disdain, the same people who campaign and supported him last year. I hope they are learning a lot from these past episodes
. They will rather add to the economy of an ofe mmanu 'emirate' than to the land of their kins men
shame.
bros tunde, continue with your gaddafism, power is transcient.

fijiano202: seriously guy,the gurl suppose poison you,mumu why u know buy mp3 filled with blues for her,i even thought me buying mouthwash was worst

hide yourself

@op, forget that thing. I still recall when I bought a girl a colgate toothpaste and a mouth washer 'cause her mouth odour na incinerator. She come vex but I no send . . . The other day, I combed a market to get a girl some books 'cause she was complaining about having problems with the courses. She later sent me a 6-page sms, casting me to hell.


I'm sorry to generalize but Nigerian girls want no realistic gift(s)

I don't give girls gift again 'cause we always end up quarrelling.
The last 'gift' I gave a girl was this 'birthday sex' track by Jeremih. Reason being that one do not know what pleases her.

duni04: LOL..u ask someone out on a date,u buy the food and drinks and then u come along with a novel? I'm sorry but who's the unintelligent/lazy mugu here?

wha' chu sayin'?
Please, define 'a date'?
I'm sure 12inches do not 'gist' merlin/legendOfTheSeeker neither will he tell her about arsenal's history or john cena's courage.