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Flexherbal:
This could just be a step to their "come back"

they're trying to reconcile, but they don't know how to, so they decided to use that way. . that's how I got my first Gf back then in secondary school... Through play play letter ooo, she come talk say she love, omo I cold like ice water... But she later fvck up herself not me... In other words they want to steal Tonto dike mandate of trending... Let's give them small chance to trend small.. I plead on their behalf

The old useless man is using the kids to prolong his life... He's taking life from those kids... Don't be surprised this man could have died many years ago, but because he's having s*x with this kids that has life in them and many years to live prolongs his.... Useless old man... Please burn him alive

Foolish idiot... I don't blame you, I blame the animals that brought in an impostor after the death of Muhammad buhari. Abba kyari and alhaji mamaudura or whatever... Since this idiot called impostor have been talking about security, what has been done? Nothing, instead the worse worsen the worst..... Being a Nigerian is a curse and curse it shall remain... I refused to be called a Nigerian .. In my next world, if It happy to be by birth, I rather come out as a fish in the sea of America, or lion than being called a Nigerian.. God forbid you for calling me a Nigerian... Your papa... Security kill you idiot... I know some efulefu here will quote me, they with say I'm pained. Yes I'm pained, how can a whole president promise security, but still Fulani herdsmen will kill and go free, and you're telling me security... Thunder fire you... Nonsense and ingredients

This is fake fake fake till tomorrow it's fake... Until she post it on her page by herself, I no agree... Videoshop... So WizKid now do fake thing's... Shame and spits

The guy that first commented on that post on Twitter is not happy... Bad mouth... Hahahahaha....

Hmmmmmm .... No time to waste time... Na to chop the Caine waka pass as hard man, but before I go chop the Caine, I go first pick small stone called (konkori) some guys here will know the stone. One stone that usually look like bird egg... I will first put the stone for mouth, claiming if you flog me the Caine won't enter. Those days na that one I dey use deceive myself and some guys will also follow me do the same thing... Though the thing I don't know if e dey work because sometimes I don't usually feel the pain of that Caine. Naso I go just carry the konkori put for mouth, chop the Caine, waka pass dey form hard man. Those day's they used to flog us from 10-20... That's how I got used to their Caine, sotey I comot for secondary school.. No need to lie, na to collect the Caine jeje

The mama is getting old na... What do you expect?? You want her to enter menopause? L

Well done to oga bleaching cream... See as they both carry bleaching cream finish work... But Laura's own is too obvious, she dey even dey bath and scrub with the cream... Haba.... Shaaa money good... Oluwa pick my call... Meanwhile for where Linda dey, her pvssy finish work too....porta potty.... Don't quote me please... Neeeeext

EmeahuClifford:
Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!! Asari should be the one apologizing to IPOB. For God sake, Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) can not and will not apologies to her citizen. If Asari Dokubo and Nnamdi Kanu has personal issues, they should find a common ground to settle their differences.

how can a whole IPOB apologize to ordinary asari that has a mental problem... (Kolo) what's our offence? As far as ipob is concerned we're not apologizing to any idiot, whosever... Asari should be the fool to apologize to ipob... I stand with you bro 100%... All hail Biafra

Emycord:
AS if they have any problems before ? the guy talk and kanu did not reply him since over two weeks, just yesterday they went and bring back the "slave video" again what do they truely want from kanu ? now its ohanaeze that wants them to reconcile for what ? the same biafra that ohanaeze is dragging foot about? they stood against ipob and kanu and whatever he stood for , even all the sit at home calls by ipob, has always been opposed by ohanaeze . the 5se that said kanu has no authority to call for sit at home to mourn our dead, you that have the authority what then stop you from calling for it ? useless groups nigerians by day biafrans at night. i stand with kanu, even though i've never been a registered member of ipob

I'm not a registered member of ipob either but I stand with KANU 100%

In Falz voice.... Poor man thief you set fire for en body, big man thief we dey hail am like dummy... This is Nigeria

TollaniINC:
College ? You mean SS3? And she don get pikin already? Wow..

olodo... Hahahahahahaha.... for US college na university, then high school na secondary, kindergarten is elementary... Olodo man abi woman... Hahaha

Make my iPhone5 no explode one day ooo. I go hold phone for hand dey press am, within the next 5to15mins it will start to dey hot like something that was immediately brought out from the fire ... God please guild and protect me and every member of my family from phone explosion or any kind of accident..... Ameen

Chiomaa11:
When Eagles start an intimate relationship with chickens, they eventually forget that the those same chickens are supposed to worship and adore them, hence they forget their respective roles in life. if you've ever felt like you've been in the wrong relationships and you've forgotten who you are. then you need a RE-AWAKENING OF SELF. Lets talk. THE VIVID MIND. 09027111906. Lets get you awakened.

ngwa let's go..

With their comment's here you shall know them... Some of the so-called cultists are here on Nairaland... I can see them.. Let's begin to arrest them from here first.... Thunder kill and destroy every cult member we have in our society. Even if you're my friend or brother you're into it but I don't know, let thunder secretly strike you to death

Tonto will be boiling now... But Tonto truly sucked this man blood when they were together, now see how big he is after leaving Tonto shiit

meritadavize1:
Lord why me, and my own parent died when I was still small which expose me to hardships.

take heart dear... It is well. God is not asleep, he brings he takes.. He knows the best. You shall be great, just keep your way straight and don't misbehave because of money, favour shall find you... I feel your pain

Hmmmmmm. OP and lies... Continue

Anduku:
Tiwa savage needs to have a heart to heart discussion with her parents, one of them knows who this lady is.

your head dey there jare.. The mother or the father, In short both of them has question to answer concerning this

Mtcheeeeseew.... Chicken Money

kelvinrhs:
I started reading from the middle, and then I just said I have to get the full story. I read to the end and it was worth it. The writer is blessed, he wrote everything descriptively

you're fvcking right... The writer deserve an accolades...

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Meanwhile... This is my first time of reading a long article like this one since I was born to this earth... On Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Nairaland... Wonderful. And this may as well be the first and last I will read a long article like this one....

LETTER TO JAMB!

Respected Sir,

With due reverence, and on behalf of the UTME candidates it was stated that we're yet to receive/find results of our just concluded UTME result (s) Many of us have checked thoroughly but our results are neither online nor offline. We all did appear in the examination and we're very positive about our result (s) 

The yet to be released result (s) is causing immersive difficulties as we cannot proceed to other reasonable thing without it. Hence, it is humbly requested that our result are provided so that we can continue with other things.

JAMB last week through one of the JAMB officials, said that results would be released last week Friday, but now here is a new week. Telling us that they are fishing out the politicians that cheated during exam since 2009. What has the politicians that took examination since 2009 got to do with 2019 results?

We heard that server crash and you debunk the rumor, okay since you debunked the rumor, what happened to our result?

It's almost one month we took this UTME examination and we're yet to receive our results.

Even during paper and pencil, result has not stayed this long, this is CBT that suppose to be immediately you click submit, within the next 24hrs you see your result, now what is happening?

You're hurting us by keeping our results and keeping us in a suspense.

Please release our results.

I shall be thankful to you for this favour.

Yours obediently,
OBIALOR JOSHUA CHIDERA

Facebook handle @Obialor Freeman...

All men here are cowards... You claim abi man, but you can't even toast ordinary military woman.. Meanwhile as i work through the value of death, I come dey ask myself "am I mad? Wetting carry me come here'?? God forbid the forbidden. Let military marry military, let civilians marry civilians. Can't come and kill myself by myself in the name of marrying a military as Love... Chukwu aju

Third to comment... Nice

I laugh in Swahili... EFCC will just collect their share and leave the niggas.. All they know is money.... Useless idiots... I guess some SARS and EFCC men are here... You people are mad.. Na me talk am.... SARS caught one of my guy last week Thursday, they only paid them 100k and he was released immediately... Mad people making noise up and down... Court ko court ni

OP this is an old news... this happened in Aba in 2017 not this year... go to my timeline on Facebook you'll see when I shared this picture... stop publishing old news as a new one... damn you

coming next to you sir

I said it that I'm waiting patiently for her reply to them.... I said I will chop star, and eat heneiken

this guy don fat ooo... is okay. omo likpa wife... shaaa goodluck man. getting my own oyibo soon... nairalanders wish me luck

upon her old age, she's still prostituting..