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hahahahaha.... I'm waiting patiently for her reply to them.... let me cook bear, I will chop star and eat heneiken to wait

Kenmatt:
When was novel introduced in use of English in JAMB?

that's not my concern at all... but jamb should release the results first. that's my concern...

luvyaself95:
I pray for this kind of love oh

I pray you must surely get one dear

Kenmatt:
You cousin told you. How many questions were they expecting to co.e from it before? The total number of questions are how many? Some questions will come from Lexi's and Structure, others test of Oral, Comprehension and lots more.

at least half of the questions asked in English should suppose come out from that Sweet sixteen

ItxAyce:
Am I the only one that saw "is a *diseases*" there?

disease is a tribalisesses ������ hahahhahahahahaha.... The guy na my nigga

Why she come resemble CeCe and come resemble Chefchi??

In my Igbo voice "ealon plane tuo na ala? Tuo tuo tuo na ala.... When we were kids, when we see plane crossing we start shouting " ealon plane tuo na ala? Tuo tuo tuo na ala..... Kogi people and oyuoyo. .. Haba... Shaaa I fit run go see kwa ooo, but I dey see am everyday passing our roof

Africa my continent... Nigeria my kwontry... Impostor my president... Next level...

francisco327:
Ashawo go marry

Ashawo, but she will buy you and your family including your whole community at large... Ashawo but she has billions of naira if not dollars in her bank account... While you're here on nairaland wasting your radical time.. Go get life bro abi sister... You need preaching, if care is not taken you will probably commit susu out of frustrated and poverty killing you... Iriot .... Gerara here jare

Impostor going to London... Buhari that was buried in Saudi Arabia... The make-up on him is fading, so he wants to go and do another makeup to look more like buhari... Useless people.. God destroy Nigeria please.. Give us Biafra

troublemakea:
This is the deceit Igbos use (make a scam invention) to get sympathy Visa abroad on the case of Research and then on the long run Smuggle drugs to wherever

This is the guy's plan and must therefore be thrown into prison. nonsense

frustrated idiot... Which one did you or your afonja brothers manufactured? Ode... You'll soon die of pain

Excaperx:
The roads are clean, smart and neat

so road is now something that moves for your mind abi?? Road is now "SMART"... kai you need sense

If your wife block you on WhatsApp, she as well can not view or see when you update your status... My girlfriend sometimes ask me to update my status that she wants to check something, if I update it, she will not view mine but I can see her status, the next, I will tell her to delete my number and re add it. After doing that she'll start viewing my status again.... So bro it happens, she didn't block you. Just delete her number from your phone and re add it, bet you'll start viewing her status.... Thank you and God bless your new marriage

I met this my beautiful and sweet looking baby girl, though she's sometimes annoying, but I love her so much. Don't use her play for me.... So I met this girl during the burial of one of my village uncle's mother, on 24 December... So I went to my uncle's house to charge my phone, as usual in the village where there's no light. I saw this beautiful girl they came back with, the girls mother is a friend to my uncle's wife, they all live in Lagos, so my phone uncle's son brought out fufu and asked me to Join them, me that is a shy person, I even don't like eating outside. I don't even know how I gathered moral and join them. Meanwhile the girl was also among. Then we started eating and gisting, any small thing that I said, whether funny or not, she'll laugh at it. Then after the dinner and after charging my phone I went home. Then the next day she came to my house with that my cousin, so I followed them. I was afraid to ask her out, you know girls if you rush them, they will rubbish you, that's what they called "green light goes wrong".. Though I don't ask women out as a shy person. Then on the day of the wake keep, (night before the burial) they were doing suya night, I went to wake keep, with my cousin sister, so I went to their parlour to charge my phone as usual, so before you knew it people don full everywhere. They started the program. I started feeling sleepy, then I asked my cousin sister let's go home, as we were about stepping out she walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to go I said yes, she now said I should not go yet that she'll get me suya, so I sat back, then she later came back with one big suya, I shared it with my cousin sister, she again came up with 2plates of pepper soup, one for me, the other for my cousin. I asked her to get me life or star, she refused, she said that I have to stop alcohol. She's the one that made me to stop drinking alcohol till today... Then after that, I took her number, she gave me her Facebook handle I add her... Then we started chatting on WhatsApp, the next day. That's the day for the burial, I asked her out that day, she told me that she's in a relationship, I was disappointed, so all this while you've been giving me green light is just in vain... I didn't give up, I kept pushing, before she said no to me, she said her relationship is complicated, so I used the opportunity to push on. Then until the day I decided to go back to owerri where I base, she still didn't say yes to me, then 2days after I went back to owerri, she now said yes. Omo I was like "my trying wasn't in vain" I thank my stars... So that's how we started dating, now we're living happily.... This is my love story brethren of Nairalanders... Now the girl is a blessing to me, since she came into my life, I have experienced some changes... She made me stop drinking alcohol, her love for me is unconditional, she's caring, if I don't eat, come and see her starving herself... I really thank God for her... I Love You So Much Baby..

Mmmmm what a cute family... In other words, the male one's doesn't look like Yul Edochie, at all... Fear women ooo.. After devil na dem... Meanwhile I'm still waiting for the fair girl to grow up so I could collect her pin... And do ma things, ASAP

Why is it that, men don't also talk about what makes them sexy in front of their wife? Or what they should wear to look sexxy in front of their wife? At least we should try flaunting our di*k up and down at home in front of our wife, in order to look sexy and attractive to them. When she sees you Odogwu, she will cum without you penetrating her... ASAP... My mind na im I talk.... Like if you agree, share if you did not

SEONaijaExpert:
I don't even need to read the content, this submission is hilarious.

Men thinks of penetration and not the type of pant you're wearing. Anything that makes you naked to the pant doesn't concern us as long as penetrating is involved.

Talk about this in marriage, I might agree as it's related to the language of seduction but for boyfriend and girlfriend, this makes no single sense.

crook... That stuff in between leg will kill you one day...

madone:
see this poor one sef dey talk.shebi Ur mb will soon finish mad girl like u

how sure are you that she's using her Data that she bought, if not Freebasics

kemicalreaction:


Says the product of a failed marriage. There's little or no difference btw u and Tonto. Bunch of confused women, I only pity the unfortunate person that will remarry them.

Rubbish

who wan even remarry them?? A
No right thinking man would ever remarry those frustrated hoes

The more I dey take closer look at the picture, e come be like say the baby dey bring en face front to also look at me closely... Lalasticlala, see me see gbege... Anyway. Happy 6months birthday baby. When she reach 1year, I go also wish her happy 1year birthday... No be so ?

When I was in secondary school, to even go county buy anything like snacks or egg roll dey hard me.. I can never buy something and eat it there in front of everyone, talk more of eating rice or fufu in an eatery. How do I even keep hand or face eating, everybody there will be looking at me. Taaaa... I hardly eat outside oo, in short I don't eat outside, talk more of forming.

En woman don pay... Isi onye ocha adago... Oluwa pick my call... E don tey wey I dey call, please picki zienu call m... Otego mpikosiwara, otego mtabara afufu. Man gat to settle en family. Mummy and daddy.. God pick my call

Ziel20:
Another depressed soul. Please let's save this one.

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha.... Let him die na... The people wey die tey tey, en pass them?

Indispensable85:
You were obviously a prostitute before getting married.
A leopard can never remove it's spots,never!
The only reason you did what you did was just for sexual adventure because of what and who you truly are... olosho!
You have a man who loves and cares for you but your only problem is that he doesn't Bleep you as hard as you want because you were an ashawo before getting married.Shame onto you!

grin I'm telling you.. Some Nairalanders are kinda animals.... Sooner than later she will poison the innocent man, just to go on with her useless colleague and other Guy's. Is it not better she start prostitution? I pray the man finds out...

JasonScoolari:

I'm telling you.. Some Nairalanders are kinda animals.... Sooner than later she will poison the innocent man, just to go on with her useless colleague and other Guy's. Is it not better she start prostitution? I pray the man finds out...

Vow made, vow broken by the same Person... You know your husband is not sexually attractive, and you marriage him, while you know you love young men . are you stupid?? I don't give a fvck about you. I pity the man you cheated on, and you're still planing on how to have another round of sex with your animalistic colleague who fvck around not only with you but with many girls... Kepp on keeping on with him, before next month you'll get pregnant for the idiot and bring the bastard home for your husband to accept it as his own child... God will expose you soon. Nothing ks hidden under the sun, even you keep it for 20years, your husband will soon find out and chase you out and then your name will become disgrace. Fool.... I pity my fellow innocent man. Later now you'll carry what another man has entered and opened wide to offer him... Spit on you... Fool. Is it not better you start prostitution? Are you not even ashamed to bring this shii of yours here, and still have mind to say you want to have sex with him again... Spit on you and your useless pvssy... Useless asshole... I can choke you knife if I see you now. Fool... I pray your husband finds out soon as possible and cut off your head... Idiot

Wonderful.

Look at this olosho is talking... Imagine olosho that showed a musician her breast, (neckedness) on a live Instagram chat all because of money.. Are you not ashamed to come out and talk? Tufia, shameless poo