Kenmatt: I can tell you that why JAMB finds it difficult to dish out the result is the level of high scores candidates have got.
JAMB is now surprised to that. You all should watch out as the results finally come out, you will be seeing 250 every where, 270, 280 will be common, don't also be surprised to see 350 or even above.
Again, this year's JAMB was very very easy much more than last year.
The novel JAMBITES read this year, "Sweet Sixteen" is about fifity to sixty pages. Any serious student can finish it in less than two hours. Read it again and again and again. The story it tells is even captivating as you are on with it.
I can not see why candidates will not score very high this time around.
It is just that schools will now use Post UMTE to curtail the influx of the students to admit.
Not the way you think bro... Let me confess to you that this year jamb seems to be the hardest... The sweet sixteen you're talking about, you can't believe that my cousin's went for the exam, they came back and told us that sweet sixteen was q scam, they used it and deceived them... They only saw one old novel that was written and used many years ago... They saw sweet sixteen only but 3-5 questions from it...
She's guilty of drug... Execute her immediately... Saudi what are you still waiting for? Behead her Now. She's guilty in all angles... Rubbish why trafficking drug? Because she was caught, had it been she paved way with it, who'll hear about it? No one, but All we will hear is "Maryann is now the richest girl in naija... Thunder fire anybody fighting to release this drug trafficker... If it happens to be Igbo now, nobody will even say piim about it, rather they'll say kill him, cut his intestines into pieces, fry his head, cut his head into four, bring out his eyes and fry it, just because he or she is Igbo. Kill her and bury her there. Final
Anybody attacking this man here and there, may today be the beginning and end of your life if not your generation.... Quote me rubbish and die typing your keyboard
With the name self you can easily end the story yourself... The baby later grew up and started doing what her mother was known for.... I no try?? Op do fast and post the next one jare before I arrest you for keeping me waiting
Smoke2015: Controversial Nollywood actress Tonto Dike has in a new, interesting interview said they[b] 'Nollywood actresses recycle men.'[/b]
She said this while speaking to Elsie Godwin, on Plus TV Africa's interview show One on one.
About 12 minutes into the interview, the interviewer Elsie said to Tonto Dike, who corrected her at the beginning of the interview that she would rather be addressed as 'King Tonto' that in answering the previous question on 'fake love' in the industry, she seemed to have confirmed a controversial stance by Princess Shyngle that Nollywood actresses 'recycle men'. The actress brazenly answered:
"Of course that's what we do." Elsie then asked "And there's proof to that?" To which she retorted "do I have to prove anything?
Can you prove anything that goes into someone's vagina?" She replied poker faced. "You can't proof that can you? " She said offhandedly. How can you prove the dick inside your pvssy. No way... I agree, is okay.... At least if a small dick enter your pvssy you won't even feel it. Bobrisky don Cary hand finger the thing wide open.. Next page please
Earlier in the interview, she said many interesting things, one of which is how she stumbled into acting despite reading petrol- chemical engineering, and how it changed her life.
"Being popular brings favours, doors fling open for me where doors are closing shut for people," she said.
About reality TV, and going into it for fame, the actress answered:
"Everyone going into the reality TV thing does it for the fame. Just chase the right clout, chase the right game, start focused . As long as you want to get popular, there's ways a price right? So just focus."
Responding to the backlash she got from people who said she should advice one of her besties Bobrisky, a renown crossdresser instead of advising Cossy Orjiakor and saying God could use her, she said:
"People are entitled to their opinion, my friendship with Bobrisky is fine, I don't bring personal relationships on online." okay.. You like your relationship with bobrisky as your fingering mate... She abi na he satisfies your sexual urge otherwise you suppose don run meet your husband... Lesbianism is disturbing you, but Bob is not a lesbian, that one na humour, how come you as a lesbian dey fvckk with humour? Continue shaaaa
The interview then gets even more interesting. Elsie asks about her relationship with God and typing in tongues to which she, responded:
[b]"I always type in tongues, it's not a new thing anymore." "I understand speaking in tongues but typing in tongues?"- Elsie said to which Tonto butted in: "Yes you can type in tongues. People rap in... worldly people rap in funny sounds right?" [/b]She asks going ahead to show how people rap in tongues. You speak in tongues... Haha hahaha pastor Tonto ndaa...kilode when did you became a priest? God is about to shame your Toto
"And it's spiritual to type in tongues?" [/i]Elsie asks. "It's a personal decision, a personal race, when it's a personal race you can relate with your father the way you want, no body questions you about that so I really don't owe anyone any explanation whether I'm typing in tongues as long as your father understands it," [/b]she said.
When asked why she had been scarce in movies, and whether she was considering retirement, she answered:
[b]"I never retire. But as it stands now I've played it all there isn't much challenge. There is no fierceness, no adrenaline rush. Different things come into play on why I'm not in screen today. I don't think I've found any new script I want to act in."
On producing her own movies she said stated that she would love to tow Genevieve Nnaji's steps on how she sold her new movie 'LionHeart' to Netflix. She said:
"Even tho production isn't for everyone, Genevieve has made me understand I can do it from time to time. She opened a portal that made me believe that I can do a great movie that will get me where I want to be. She paved a way, she has inspired me a lot."
Before you reach where Genevieve nnaji dey, your Toto go grow white hair... With this your bashing online you think you'll reach where she dey? If ah hear piim from you eehn..
When asked about privacy, the 33-year-old mother of one said that Nollywood movie makers were sometimes the ones who pirated their movies. "We are the ones killing ourselves. If we can stop the corruption inside, then we can stop that outside. The ones doing it inside to themselves have to stop," she said.
Elsie then asked her about 'Fake love' in the Nigerian movie industry and her stance on it to which she said:
"I don't care..." "We don't have to friends. I just come to work greet everyone and leave. We don't have to have a relationship. We are all here fighting for the same thing, it's a circle, we share- same men, same clothes same movies, same things, it's a cycle. So why would I want to be friends with someone who wants my life? Come to work do your work and go. I'm not saying be enemies with anybody, I really don't care about fake love, I just do my job."
On her music career, and if fans should expect something soon, she said: "Well, if I have the opportunity to come back musically, definitely I will do one or two songs again. It's not something I'm itchy or eager to do however. I'm a woman now, I was a girl before, but now I have a child, I have businesses, I have over 30 staff, I have over 3700 children I pay school fees for. I need things, like the things I'm getting in Abuja, getting contracts, selling, building houses, not music. Music is good, I'm not saying it isn't. Just wasn't my strong point. But if I have free time, definitely!'
She also added that her break up from Dbanj's DB records was mutual and friendly, and they still remain great friends till date.
Talking about her foundation The Tonto Dike Foundation, she said it has been around for 12 years and started from Liberia after she was invited by the then President of the country. So president of Liberia also fvcked you? Chaii.. Ayemi bami. I no talk again. That's whua you no get sense... I'm sure Buhari sis same with his corrupt di*k before he die.. Hmmmmm chimo
"Before the foundation, I came from a church where giving us a lifestyle. I've always been a giver. Now it just happens to be that I have a platform, I have a voice and I have the opportunity to give back. The foundation is just to make it bigger. I am very proud of the foundation, it makes me happy. Seeing people happy makes me happy. Infact that's one of the only things that make me happy. Being the reason why other people are happy, it's intriguing." She said.
The interviewer Elsie Godwin then asked her a question on her life so far, to which 'King Tonto' answered with reference to her marriage, a very touchy topic for the actress who has been embroiled in what seems like an unending rhubarb with her ex husband Olakunle Churchill. Elsie asked:
"Looking at your journey so far, what would you do differently?"
"The only thing I would have done differently was pick a better husband, pick a better father for my son, that's the only thing I regret in my life, the only thing I would go back to change," she answered in a somewhat solemn tone... Why did you marry Churchill at first? Why you hate fake Love. Were you not the one that showered fake love to Churchill?? You just made Churchill a mugu after chopping him right? But Churchill my man is a very strong man. He just bullshit you with your noise making online.. That's life of a boss.. The man ziri gi nkari .... Nkili nkili ka ana ekili ododo, ejighi ododo eli Ozu...
After this, she refused to answer anymore questions about him, stating that she refused to '[i]make him a constant presence in her life.'
On returning back to Nollywood, she answered: "I'm still in Nollywood, I haven't gone anywhere. I just haven't found a challenging script yet."
How can she find a challenging script whereby she's busy attacking Churchill in every Angle.. Isn't that a challenging script? You can use it.. Ode
When asked about her brand and how controversial she is, Tonto replied:
"I have done just one movie in the last 6 years, yet I'm still one of the most talked about, as a matter of fact I'm still one artist that generates money for any blogger, and TV station, any media house. The controversy kept me in that space where I make money for people. But your favorite artists, the people you love, they don't even get up to 500 likes when bloggers talk about them . So the controversy helps. Now it's negative, because we live in a society where we are all hypocrites, you see, they know you can take their brand to the next level, but the bigger brands refuse to affiliate. There, the negativity tells but still it puts you on the map, where you're almost like the biggest celebrity.". The reason why you're popular is because of your attack on Churchill. Now I know the reason of your attack on Churchill. Just want to be popular, you end your marriage. I pity your daughter abi son at all cost. She or he will be the one to inherit your madness
Still on controversy, she was asked if she created controversies of they just happen to which she replied:
"They just happen! I'm very different from what you see in TV. I can t be in this room and not speak to you. It's not because I don't care about you-definitely I don't, but it's not because I don't care. It's just because that's who I am. I don't have people skills. I don't have friends I mingle with, I don't club, I don't do events, even weddings, I don't go, so I'm a very reserved person. But I have a temper. I have an ability to go from 0-100 on you in a split second because I'm so much into myself. I don't look for trouble so when you come at me especially in a negative way... it's..." she paused, then continued "sometimes its just very frustrating then I give an outburst. Then people now say oh she talks too much. Sometimes its not even personal for me, it's just play, but it happens to be that I'm controversy and I own it!" She said.
In conclusion she admitted that being controversial has it downsides as it has made her lose big deals in the past but has since grown from those ordeals. The interview then ended with words for her fans which was: " I love you, love you, love you, God bless you."
Hahahahaha... She and her family wan just chop the man small... After chopping the man they'll run, (divorce) I'm sure they did a court wedding... Ha hahaha dem go chop this man mugu tire. By the time they're done with this man, the 10b inside his account will turn out to be 10million.... Op let's move to the next page
Please ooo I want to ask a question... Hope this shiio new Facebook does not do delete and tell?? Huh?? Because WhatsApp will tell you to delete for everyone, you'll delete it and it will still go and tell the other there that, "message was deleted" I can see that here also... Facebook mark zuckerberg you don fvck up ah swear... Why kiss and tell?? Huh?
must you show us this disgusting yansh of yours?? I almost vomit. I can even hear the smell of this your yansh from my phone. .. What rubbish, why can't explain it just like that, we'll understand. Gosh. You don't have manner. See yansh.. Abi na Toto be this self
Shibaraba: Issa normal stuffs Pastors dey lie As in na them we suppose call delielie
Na so for one church one start to dey skentelebombareke shintaraba come my side Start to narrate stuffs for me E dey speak am out o Hold mike The whole church dey hear He say I like beer I say yes He say I like cigar I say yes He say my papa dey village I say yes Shakarababa He say mama dey sell fish I say yes pastor. I raise hand up dey shout hallelujah He say na me be the rock of my family say as I get money reach I no dey help say why! I say I'm sorry prophet. He said all the money wey I get make I carry am come as there is a spirit wey dey make me spend am for beer and woman wey no want make I spend am for family. I say yes prophet I go bring am next Sunday. Shakarabombaclaka After service I just go house. The next Sunday prophet call say why I no come again. I tell am say if he ever call me again I go beat am sotay he go see oschoffa. The mumu get the beer and cigar part maybe he smell am or he don see me do am. Papa don die since. Mama na one professor for one place. Na me poor pass for my family despite my swag. My brothers hold pieces. I just tell am say I no wan fall him hand thats why I dey say yes yes else I go deny am there and then and him career as prophet don finish be that.
Weyrey say bros thank you and he hang phone. I hear say he don go open big church somewhere. He go use lie finish them for there
Bro your own hell fire go extra large..... Why you no expose the guy man there? Now en go continue dey kill people with lies and be scamming dem.. You need 36 strokes of Cain from me
Pvssy is hardworking ooo... Last time a lady was caught red handed on the airport hiding #24million naira cocaine in side her pvssy, again a lady has been caught hiding 5hundred k inside that same pvssy... Is okay... Next please
Everybody here is a hoe.... Omehn... I thank Elohim for given me a Virgin wife. I appreciate Lord... And also thank you for making me to hold myself in time of difficulties of friend's pushing me. I remained a Virgin till the day I got married, both my wife... Thank you Elohim.... Please don't quote me, God is great
Check that picture she snapped alone... Who noticed something?? She is wearing fake Kpekus... Fake Kpekus... I don't know why isokoboy never see am... See this fake Kpekus wearer's eehn? Their life is like that of a chicken
So wettin Fulani herdsmen animalistic idiot's dey do for Zoo called Nigeria don reach ala bekee... Inukwa, so Fulani herdsmen don carry their animal fvcking sellam to Oyibo people. It's okay... Next please
be careful with this table you want to shake ooo!!
i hope you knw say na your aboki masters this thing u wan do go affect pass!
them go remove you for that position sharperly!
OH! I DON FORGET SAY THERE ARE TWO LAWS IN NIGERIA - THE HASH LAWS FOR THE SOUTH AND THE SOFTER LAWS FOR THE NORTH!
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE SARS TERRORIZING SOUTHERNERS WHILE IN THE NORTH THEY DO ONLY PATROLS WITHOUT HARASSMENT OR ARRESTS!
I GUESS THIS MOVE IS MEANT TO MESS SOUTHERNERS!
Their law is meant to torment us... Only time shall tell. Biafra is here... Meanwhile they will never check northerners, they just come up with this to degrade Southeastern region
be careful with this table you want to shake ooo!!
i hope you knw say na your aboki masters this thing u wan do go affect pass!
them go remove you for that position sharperly!Exactly... Their law is meant to torment us... Only time shall tell. Biafra is here... Meanwhile they will never check northerners, they just come up with this to degrade Southeastern region
OH! I DON FORGET SAY THERE ARE TWO LAWS IN NIGERIA - THE HASH LAWS FOR THE SOUTH AND THE SOFTER LAWS FOR THE NORTH!
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE SARS TERRORIZING SOUTHERNERS WHILE IN THE NORTH THEY DO ONLY PATROLS WITHOUT HARASSMENT OR ARRESTS!
Literature › Re: A Soldier That Loves Me- A Fat Girl's Story by daddyfreeman1(m): 9:03am On Apr 30, 2019
