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iamJ:
so wetin we go do? build bridge, give ur parents money, rebuild ur school, go and show ur parents the video, its ur parents ure supposed to blame, u no get money, yet u dey shoot sperm left right and center


it shld be illegal for poor people to have kids

MJBOLT:

how many heads do you have?

iTearHerToto:
The last time i saw a lady with Charmed ropes waist beads I thought it was my grandmother that reincarnated. Different mixtures of anyhow ropes tied all over her waist. At a time I thought it was my village people that sent her to come strike me. Toto no hungry me again through out that month

LuciferQuran:
How can this one be a Sheriff?

Can she hunt down outlaws like Bonnie, Clyde, Butch, Sundance Kid, Jesse James, Billy the Kid, Harvey Logan etc in this her ugly maternity gown?
I'm very sure she has chronic arthritis and Alzheimer's.

Even by looking in her eyes I can tell she has robbed before.

No doubt that community is in trouble.
I see criminals overrunning them in a short time.




*spits

NaijaRoyalty:
I'm a Biafran .

My father fought tirelessly in the war and I'm proud of him .

MobilityExpress:
Is this document real? Because count 1 and 2 looks like the same thing

mhd5757:
Oh really? Im just worried, due to the way she stretches, anytime I unchain her or let her out of the cage, she starts jumping around and running so fast as if she once to fly like an airplane, that it may kill the puppies inside her belly, you know them they don't have sense like us.

united442:
wow! that's very wise and thoughtful of you..this is what i call 'TRUST'..the trust you and your current babe both build,cause it's not easy saying that to someone you once love,someone you still have feelings for..

if itwas some other guys,they did easily forgive her and start bleeping her knowing fully well they are in a relationship,probably taken advantage on the long distance relation...

how i wish you current babe can see the love you have for her,what you did to your ex for her and why she should love and trust you more.

anyway

i did say your ex made a fool of herself,just see how you were able to easily decode what she melt knowing fully well that you are in a relationship ..she s has brought her self down to you,she should know by now that she lost a diamond why picking stones.

if you current babe love and trust you,please for the sake that,you need to let bygones be bygones and stick with her.
if possible let her know what happened btw you and your ex,if she's the type that dnt take thing too personal provided the 'trust' is there.

but dude,being in a long distance is among the cause of not yet getting over your ex yet cause that feelings is still there and she's more close to you than your current babe..

united442:
lolxx...hahahah

dude nothing to advise you nah..you already gat ya self a new babe,but if you got this current babe 'the same' month or year you broke up with ur ex,then you might be in a rebound relationship,meaning you are using your current girlfriend to bypass the pains and memory of your ex of which is not fare to your current babe..because if you still feel like losing appetite while thinking of you ex,then you still love her and you probably haven't gotten over her..

if she comes back begging,then you current babe is in a deep shit..

just channel everything you have for you ex to you current babe and you will completely get over her with 'time'.

rockstar27:
REALLY
HE DONE TELL ME
HE SAID NAH MODERATION

united442:
o.p am currently facing what you are facing now,we broke up 4months ago, school in the same campus and live close off camp..

o.p listen, its not going to be an easy task, so have that at the back of ur mind.,it requires a lot of work about you to be done to avoid and get over her..she wont or she isn't going to be affected cux she has moved on..

op i really dnt knw how to advise you or things to do cux am still trying to work my way out too bt i will tell u the little i can and how have been managing mine..

op if you are an introvert, then its going to be a double wahala cux it will affect you alot..your confidence,self-esteem, emotions, feelings, everything about you both mentally and physically will drastically reduce, you will be painedddd! angry, short of breath, stomach arch, at a time you wont feel like eating anything (especially if the breakup is fresh), infact o.p, you will loose ur self, imaging the pain and feelings you get wen you see her with another guy,imaging that same guy bleeping ur formal hole..abt that,o.p there is nothing you can do again to stop that..

this is where you will need to work on yourself, whatever advise you receive, apply them but know providing this is/must be costant;

*TIME!!...give yourself time...even in nysc camp, u may not see urself getting over her in first 2-3months..
*deleting every single inch about her,
*accept the pain,regret,grieve and whatever is happing to you,its all normal,they happened to me too..
*try and eat well and stay healthy.
*no matter how introverted you are,am sorry o.p cux you will have to break that chain and go out to mingle with females ONLY!..if you must mingle with guys, associate yourself with guys that sleep with girls alot or guys that are very funny lyk comedian..those 2 set of guys can make you forget ur pain.
*o.p you have to improve urself, like dress well, exercise, woo girls,even if they are ugly or even if they dnt accept u, just do it for fun sake, it build ur confidence..
*always smile and be happy when u see her,even if ur mind fly,form or forge the smile

and lastly,please do ur best to ignore her, dnt go seeking for her knowing fully well u will see her at a particular road,store or place jst to get her attention,it wont help u...

rockstar27:
ABEG WAITING BE THE MEANING OF THIS UR WORD?

OgogoroFreak:
Those people wearing yellow cap, why are they flying color?

MobilityExpress:
Rubbish comment

ecclize:
congrat some gave a Bleep... Attention seeker...
E be like say them dey pound yam for ur head

FunkyAlhaji2015:
If you are correcting just your name or just your date of birth (DOB), you will be required to pay just N10,000. But if you are doing correction of name and DOB in WAEC result, you will pay N15,000. You have to write to WAEC the school you sat for the examination, with your original birth certificate attached. Declaration of age is not acceptable

VeryConcerned:
Afternoon everyone.

My right nipple starting hurting since yesterday afternoon. I paid it no mind as I thought it would soon pass.

But this morning, while taking my bath, it hurt so bad that I felt something coming out, I squeezed it and blood mixed with a whitish fluid was coming out.

I called my boss quickly to tell him I won't be coming to work on Monday cos I'll be going to the hospital first thing that day but the nipple discharge that happened is making me scared as hell. Google gives very scary result about the situation.

What could be the cause?
PS: I'm a 24 year old male

JudasNaCarrot:
Government of Northern Nigeria.

Buhari and nepotism..... 5 & 6

It is written in Malachi......Fear North!

JudasNaCarrot:
Government of Northern Nigeria.

Buhari and nepotism..... 5 & 6

It is written in Malachi......Fear North!