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TB Joshua's Prophesy Slowly Coming to Pass .... Patiently waiting and Observing

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Too bad
May her soul rest in peace

For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

Death is only the beginning
We were born to die

The only thing we real niggarrrs should pray for
Is For us to seek for knowledge, drink enough beer, smoke enough weed, bang enough pussy, and make enough dope money before we die

Waiter abi na barman give me more bottles
According to my sisters: the word of God warms the soul but as a real niggarrr i keep on telling them even if the word of God warms the soul but only a good beer warms the Belly
Am beginning to love this irex bar opposite Uniben main gate
And for all those quoting me: you know and understand nothing about Life
Humans hate what they don't understand

You're A Real Niggar

Owerri1stSon:
It all started yesterday, 14th or March when I was heading to a burial at around 11am.

My longtime class mate's Mom died, so I really needed to attend that burial since it was over 8 years since I saw him back in Abuja and now I am in IMO State, and since they are coming to IMO State for their Mom's burial, I deemed it necessary to attend that burial.

Besides, we were family friends aside being in same sec. school.

I alighted at fire service in owerri, and decided trekking to the burial which is not far from the road when a SARS officer called me and was like I should give him my phone.

I wanted hesitating but while he was talking, I noticed that he just finished smoking ibo with one of those strong drinks, so I didn't want trouble or what might lead to another, I had to give him the phone.

He started checking my phone;

*He checked all my pictures from a—z but couldn't find anything.

He went to hangout and checked it but it wasn't even activated

He asked me what so many gmails were doing in my phone? That if I know the implications of many gmail in my phone, I will decide to settle with him there.

I was like WTF? Gmails? I use them in case of any online registration but he said I am "A YAHOO BOY."

I told him to to check all gmails and see if there was any yahoo message or any message that would indict me, he refused and asked me to follow him to the station.

The station was very closed by.

There he took me and handed me to some SARS officers there and was like 'This is is one of them"

There, I met other 21 innocent guys too then I knew my case was about to start.

They gave my phone to an officer who checked phones to know if guys are doing "Yahoo or Not" and when he checked my phone, he was like what is google translator doing in my phone? That I am a suspect. Just like that?

I was like sir, check those google translator and if you see any sentence that relate to yahoo, you can arrest me, he said so far I had "Google Translator" in my phone, I am a suspect..

I told them that I was attending a burial before I was called, that even if the want to hold the phone till I come back, they should cause I can't miss this, they told me to shutup.

I tried explaining to an elderly police man, what I got was a slap from him, shouting that I am a suspect, I am foolish, this and that.

I was with other innocent guys there for over 4-5 hours before my phone was pickup to be checked again.

I called them innocent because I was there when their phones where equally checked and upon finding nothing on their phones, they still arrested and wanted putting them in cell. 4 of them had to bail themselves for 24k each.

I wanted attending a burial around 11am and now, this is 4:20pm I was still with them.

My phone was recheck maybe after seeing that I ain't giving them nothing or any sort of money, they gave it back to me and allowed me to go..

I was thinking of suing them most especially the elderly man for slapping me just because I was trying to explain things to him

This stuff just made me hated Nigeria more and more.

The Police Station in Owerri, behind Fire service is a total mess.

The police/sars there are armed robbers and thieves, please, this should be checkmated.

I believe they always give them target and commission for bring guys.

They get paid if any of the guys bails themselves.

They extort illegally!!!

You're Just Weeping and gnashing your teeth for nothing

JESU !!!,



Is that You In that your picture?

arinze198:
Source: https://pmexpressng.com/man-35-arrested-for-forcefully-engaging-lady-20-in-sex/

I can swear with my Masculine balls ... That girl is Lying

lepasharon:
Dated one...all they have to offer is their looks and dick

And what did you have to Offer?

sexylassie2:
you blame the girl, you didnt blame the guy sleeping with your ex

she returned every gift to you, her hands is clean, so stop being pained and move on

if you were so strong as you claimed, you wont be hear pouring out your emotions to receive sympathy

Why are you Pained?, ... You're one of those Feminists abi?

Citizenshelm:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2020/03/12/breaking-coronavirus-patient-to-be-discharged-soon-health-minister/amp/

The should send that Italian bastard back to his country.... Italians are wicked, see how they are spreading this virus brutally, ... If it was a Nigerian Man that was diagnosed in Italy, ... I can seear with my Masculine Balls that Naija man would be on the First Flight back to Nigeria once he's out of Quarantine



Africans are Just Block-Heads


#Spits In Disgust

ogbiwa:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51846369

Now he's Weeping and gnashing his teeth .... If Liverpool had won, he will be Waxing Lyrical during the interview

bobowaja:
Lol. Someone just got burnt and u are still encouraging him to be a simp. Wonderful, African lands now breeds SIMPs in large numbers.

You Just made me laugh bro.... I swear some people are indeed born to be Dumb.... The guy is a Mega Simpanzee

realmedia:
the beautiful actress posted this on her instagram page and people have bee gushing over the photos, see more below

Full Sexy Photos https://kupelove..com/2020/03/see-what-this-popular-nigeria-actress.html

See her Brown Teeth

bhella10:
crack head. Smoke weed instead

You are a Wise man sir.... Marijuana id the safest drug in the world but people don't know this and the beauty about marijuana is you can never Overdose on it,

God Bless Marijuana

And I have an Anointed Dick

kestolove95:
Handsome guys are not good in bed

Facially average looking Girls like you are very Terrible in bed and also at Blow-Jobs

A young lady by the name Amara on Twitter, made some assumptions about t
he sexually of Nigerian women online. Stating most are lesbians held back by the country. What do you think?

She Has "Dick Sucking" Lips

2Women:
Please pardon any typo's or errors in this.

I am a 23 year old guy, and I have been in a relationship with this very beautiful 20 year old multiracial girl for a year plus now. She loves me dearly and never fails to show it. She has consistently discarded suitors off just for my sake, she never lacks them, she is very preety and light skinned, so she doesn't fail to turn heads wherever she goes. She loves God, but not the overly holy person, she is still a virgin and for that, I have refused to have any intimacy with her.

She just go admitted to one of the universities in the south west. We are in the same state so I go to visit her twice monthly, since she went to school, her attitude has not changed 1 bit, in fact, she is even more disturbing and demanding for my attention now than before. She sends me chats of random guys that try to ask her out, and sometimes even records the conversations and send to me, I trust her fully and don't believe she will cheat, at least not now, but i have this constant fear that I will loose her cos a similar scenario occurred to me 2 times before and the ladies lost focus and broke off the relationship, but I'm just hoping this can work.

Now, the problem, I met this lady who will be 28 soon, she is my junior in an organization, we got real close as she shared her story with me, and I wanted to sincerely advise her as a superior and someone with more experience in our field, but one thing led to another and she fell deeply in love with me, I knew, but feigned ignorance at first cos I didn't want any distractions to my 1 year old relationship, until she came out straight, deep down I felt something for her too, but I tried discarding it due to the age difference, but i couldn't keep it for long. I didn't tell her but we found ourselves kissing on various occasions. This lady is a virgin and has never been in any serious relationship cos she asks God if the suitors comes and she most times feels God is saying no, but this time, she is convinced that God approves of me.

Yesterday, I officially told her I love her and she has told everyone who cares to hear, her pastors, her family, every body, she has asked them to pray for her and all, this lady is a wife material, so is my girlfriend, this lady is beautiful but not half as pretty as my girlfriend, she is a bit more curvy and endowed than my girlfriend tho, attitude wise, both of them are just perfect (at least for now), supportive and understanding.

I am not very rich, but I'm not very poor either, I hold a job that requires me to work 26 hours monthly and it pays me just above 50k, I also am a freelancer on freelancing sites and i earn more than my salary in some months, with the potential for even more In future.

In spite of this, I don't think it is enough to start a family, secondly, I have never envisage myself getting married this early, in fact, I always say I have at least 4-5 years to go, but this lady has imagined our wedding and even picked a date for next year, I feel she is going too fast, and I told her but she says she doesn't do things when double minded, I love these 2 ladies, but I am just not ready to settle down. I am still too young for that, plus, she is older than me with 5 good years, and considering the fact that ladies age quickly, I don't think i want that as it will force me to cheat, which I don't ever want to do in marriage.

Please is it advisable to marry this lady? She is a graduate with a masters in an Asian university, or take things slow and try to plan with my girlfriend who is as well supportive and doesn't mind starting small.

Please advise me house.

Of you will still cheat in the future, I can assure,


Are you Blind?, ... Can't you see what the older woman is doing, she's Desperate and you are too blind to see it,


You Sound Like all these Simps ... For Your Sake, Hope you're not a Weak Man that can't take a Decision.

Macsjebs:
source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8096163/Earthquake-rocks-Italy-amid-coronavirus-outbreak.html

Italy is Under a Curse

Maxxim:
This is the worst part, its really worrisome seeing how we we're being programmed to see the world that way.
Anyways I'm so thankful for getting the awareness before it gets too late, thanks man.

As a Fellow RedPill Brother, ... Am advising you to go to YouTube and search "Donovan Sharpe" and Listen to that man, ... He is a RedPill Genius. You wont regret it

missimelda01:
Only cowards look for ways to scope a lady, if she ask and you can't give her, just say NO.

And do you girls take "No" for an answer without Feeling entitled??

Hisduchess:
So you think those ones who didn't have kids didn't believe in having kids immediately? or haven't you heard of miscarriage after which non ever came again and they became childless? Haven't you heard about a woman dying with her first pregnancy? Or haven't you heard of a man losing all kids at a go. Oga life happens and there is never a way to know which will happen to anyone,we wish ourselves good always but life happens.if you want to get married just pray hard,ask God to help you and take the leap of fate,decide to love that person amidst any challenge you both might later face cos challenges must come is just that one will pray that both of you will conquer it in togetherness.The type of life I choose to live as a single lady is basically for me to be able to have a clean and clear mind when I get married cos it is often worst if you lived a reckless life as a single and gets married only to find it difficult to concieve, but just know that fruitfulness in marriage sometimes has nothing to do with promiscuity, sometimes it's okerechi .I will advise that you don't go before God especially in marriage decisions.

Peace!!!

I love the part where you said and I quote
" cos it is often worst if you lived a reckless life as a single and gets married only to find it difficult to concieve ",

What caused this little argument was when someone said that he will willingly marry a "Runs girl" because he Loves her.

Hisduchess, you and I know very well that as a "Runs girl", she must have done one or two abortions in her past, and also contracted STD that could cause infertility,


Hisduchess, if you were a man in this Situation, I want u to tell me what your choice will be and please be Fvcking Honest,

Would you prefer that "Runs girl" get pregnant for you first to at least be rest Assured that she's still Fertile before you marry her knowing fully well about her "Rough Lifestyle" in the past

Or

Would you go ahead and marry her, Hoping against all Hope that she's still fertile because you know the kind of lifestyle she lived in the past


Which will be your decision, ... I'll like to know

GhostGhost:
I hail u like wetiiiiin boss, these overgrown babies are very funny imagine talking about consciously and intentionally marrying a runs girl aka who're that has been a public toilet for any cretin, touts, sensible guys and more once they have her price. All in the name of love hahahahahaha telemundo really got these kids high on some shitt. Well men de marry ashis on steady but at least not intentionally Naaa, see talk oo. That kid talks like someone raised by a single mother and no good father figure Or man around to show n teach him what being aam is all about. A man is supposed to run mostly on logic, critical thinking and more and not on 80% emotions. Baba how levels naa

You've said it all Sir, ... As a man a really vital attribute one should possess is "Logical Thinking", .... Knowing "When" and "Where" to apply Emotions and Knowing when to apply "Logic Reasoning"

A situation where a man decides to marry a "Runs girl" ... Common sense should tell him to Put emotions aside and apply "Common sense", .. because Over the Years I can Swear with my Masculine Balls that "Runs girls" has done several abortions In the past.



Baba I dey with my Marijuana Burning in my Left Hand as we Speak ... How your side

Shugavee:
I know of many couples still waiting on God, n I know of men that waited 30 years or more b4 kids. That’s what love is patience !! U won’t be the first or the last to wait ,, not doing that don’t make u smarter.

Thank God , for IVF , u don’t hv to wait for many years b4 use this procedure

God Forbid that I have to wait for 30 Fvcking Years before I have a Child, ... I strongly Believe I won't wait that Long,

If you think about it Logically, ... If a man like for example decides to get married tomorrow, ... I'll tell the girl what I want, she'll have to get pregnant first before anything is done, ...we'll both udergo thorough medical Check-ups before we proceed.

It's a smart thing to do considering the society we live in.


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