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Oyibo no take life too serious my brother.

Na we dey over rigid for everything.

We over serious to make money, over serious to spend am.

No quality enjoyment. Na noise and disorganization we dey regard as enjoyment

taiwo92:
I have 1.5m and I plan to marry soon. Have been away from Nigeria for a while now, what n what will u advise me to do and don't.

Spend #500k use the balance come put for land for Abuja. You and your wife go thank God in less than 5 years.

If you need sure land with genuine allocation from Bwari Area Council ask me.

Laugh wan tear my belle.

FFK brother.

Fani sef dey learn work where this one dey for scheming.

Asswipe Crack head.

Since Kyari die my guy body dey pepper am like dog wey dem thief him only pikin. Nobody to sneak go meet for under the cover of darkness to do Assalamualaikum or bambiala after captivating the ruling party by day.

A very erratic, arrogant, and dimwitted fool who's so full of his empty self.

The only thing he has on his CV is "I was once a minister", since when?

No be him fault, if no be OBJ wey employ am as attack dog the foolish, cowardly traitor's son for dey one high court dey do affidavit, change of name or write quiet notice letters for people.

It must really suck to have someone like this idiot for a partner at home.

God know say we go soon hear him fight with that him baby mama. There's so much a woman of her level can take or endure as money wey suppose make her dey swallow all the insult no kukuma dey come as expected.

Useless human being.

Just imagine this stonebwoy as a President.

God forbid....
Narcissist.

If dem hear Boko now dem go borrow legs.

This one na complete package slay queen.

Bonatheripper:
See this one
Lols.


Name way the find 10k

Lol... Na 1k I dey find.

You already had your mind made up and would do what pleases you irrespective of hubby's admonition or opinion.

My question now is, why did you seek his consent or tell him about it in the first place?

You are clearly a very stubborn and disrespectful wife who would do whatever she pleases respective of hubby's opinion and hand dey always meet women like you.

If I could advise your hubby right now, I would tell him to flee from a woman like you before you bring curse and reproach upon him from your philandering ways.

What a woman.

Lol

Nepotism dash us one charge and bail lawyer as MOJ and AG.

Na posterity go judge all of una.

Bonatheripper:
Naso them the take trust

You are right and I agree with you.

However, I get name and reputation wey money no fit buy.

Cheers!

FFK the crackhead in his dreams.

Let's do a mini importation together, you can trust me.

Asswipe Crack head.

Since Kyari die my guy body dey pepper am like dog wey dem thief him only pikin. Nobody to sneak go meet for under the cover of darkness to do Assalamualaikum or bambiala after captivating the ruling party by day.

A very erratic, arrogant, and dimwitted fool who's so full of his empty self.

The only thing he has on his CV is "I was once a minister", since when?

No be him fault, if no be OBJ wey employ am as attack dog the foolish, cowardly traitor's son for dey one high court dey do affidavit, change of name or write quiet notice letters for people.

It must really suck to have someone like this idiot for a partner at home.

God know say we go soon hear him fight with that him baby mama. There's so much a woman of her level can take or endure as money wey suppose make her dey swallow all the insult no kukuma dey come as expected.

Useless human being.

Just imagine this stonebwoy as a President.

God forbid....
Narcissist.

Sniffer dog...

Person wey suppose wear monkey coat go stand for one corner of federal high court or CAC dey blow whistle " yes, sister, you want do affidavit abi an change of name. Even if na quite notice I dey do am too".

What a faithful and reliable friend. He collected on behalf of his governor-friend.

Similar to what Jesus Christ did on the cross of Calgary.

No be Jumia fault oh. Na exchange rate and the worthlessness of the naira.

Blame our incompetent government.

Where were this yeye youths to reject corruption at NDDC and amongst their pseudo-freedom fighters?

Lazy youths wey don mortgage their lives and future.

Why over flogging this issue na.?

Na everything everybody must to react to like chemical reaction?

Na so Bobrisky take start with beating oh, but today, him get money and popular pass all the people wet beat am combined.

The life no truly balance at all.

Make una no mind dem oh.

I sure say one of dem don go import containers of the drug and want sell am.

Details to follow shortly...

Modified:

Apologies. Just saw it was a parody account.

Heavy cowards whining, lamenting, and gossiping like stay at home housewives.

All these ones na people Papa oh, I wonder how their children go be.

Tinubu rule them and their papa. Tinubu children or him anointed ones go still rule them and their own children.

Messed up country.

Nonsense judgemental Nigerians.

How about the "Toiletster" Bamike, whose parents were clergy?

And Nina?

Was her toilet escapades also a result of her single parenthood?

Half bread is better than kpofkpof

Perfect body...lol. Stupid bloggers.

That one wey dey waka like who carry shiit for nyansh.

It is very obvious to the eyes that the nyansh is foreign to that body...

Indian people don join to dey troll una for here too.

What a pity.

Queen of Ass-hole

I can't wait for this worst AG ever's sleaze to be uncovered for everyone to see.

This country is in a huge mess with these rogue and incompetent individuals.

sandrahnaub:
* final exams starts today at his school les cour sonou(l.c.s) convocation is not coming up any tym soon


* his killer owowa teewhy who used to live in sekanji Benin republic killed the victim(Bruno) because he confronted owowa when owowa poured drinks on him and did not apologise, fight almost happened.... And that was how owowa marked the guy(Bruno) a week later this happened at a bar where Bruno went to see the guy helping him and his brother with his project

Nb: they are both student of LCS

*Owowa killed som1 last 2 weeks(and nothing was done about it

*owowa is wanted by gendamarine(the police here)

*Bruno is from a well to do family

*and they are really following up the case

*Bruno no dey cult o ...na just g.guy

His mates on Facebook swearing revenge paints a different story to his being a cultist or not.

I'm a 110% sure he is but you don't know due to naivety.

I'll advise you go through this thread to understand how you could have been fooled.


https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included/358#5207293.11469

Inspireddd:
Don’t you think it would be a good idea for you to turn yourself over to the authorities?

I sent you a pm, lets have a chat

Na wa for wire road.....sighhhhh