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Happy birthday Mama Ubi Donatus

I no wan hear say you force her marry.

Stay there dey shine teeth.

My hand no dey

NB.

She was obviously misquoted as our dundee bloggerizers are often want to do.

Na these bloggers go cause 3rd world war with their fake news.

Hmmm

Make una kukuma come back home na

Which kain almajiri style be this for on top amala again?

This topic possesses every ingredient to make this thread a very volatile one.

Let's see how it pans out...

The part of the Bible that tells us that "Faith without works is dead" is obviously missing from his own Bible.

Now, he's dead....

Who's the dude in the middle?...

I hope he'd be able to call this a throwback today...

Mumuness

He obviously didn't read that part of the Bible that says " Faith without works is dead".

Now he dead....

Useless bush meat....


Very classless

Thanks mama for seeing the disgust and abuse in this case...

Plus/Minus £ 400,000 wey dem fine am

Wey the faya?

Na wa..

Farewell sis

If you want show us your new pishure show us...all these talk go here and there dey make ear pain me...

No be today na......

The present FCT administration/ Minister is a curse.

Nice...

Hmmm

Confusion everywhere.

No wonder say Next Level dey always tough for every game.

Our people no dey ever think their slogans through before them choose or begin sing am.

Whatapirry

If na me I go say I dey try "plumb" the leaking pot.

How many times in two years dem wan warm this house.

Nairaland don kpai truly..

What do you expect from people wey no sabi wetin be mobile phone when we joi nairaland. Na dem cum dey ban ban themselves these days

War of the forces, only in Nigeria.

Question time...

When you dey play game you come enter "Next Level", how the game dey be as the level dey next...e dey hard abi e dey easy as e dey progress?

This question carries 100 marks. Feel free to use your calculator.

We must understand and defeat this next level..

Nigerians just dey bastardize the Benz trademark.

Every kolo these days was dropped off from a Benz.

Na wa

tiwiex:
Discombobulated you mean?

Na wetin i been wan write be dat are no mind Zebudaya

Thanks

He was on a trip to Jamaica through India but crash-landed in Nigeria unfortunately.

Beautiful

Hmmm

E wan go meet him brother for Arsenal..Ghendouzi

Mtcheeew...

Very unstable.

Hope you won't say Timi forced you into marriage soon.

So "cumcumbulated"

Poor Timi....

Him wife no get NO for dictionary...

This Obiano sabi feel himself aswear.

Serious shakademus

Seeing how close to their graves they have come it is only safe to say this is the true definition of " end-time marriage".

Very impressive for the longevity of their tolerating each other.

Just cut off the shiittt he calls a dick.

Asswipe..

Everton are a serious threat this season

They must not be under rated.

If na Obaseki govern Lagos with the huge allocation and monthly IGR, in fact, wet in him for do for Lagos as per infrastructure, na suicide mission Tinubu for go on to mess am up because he refuses to share the states money.

Lagosisns would have risen to his defense unlike poor teddy bear Ambode the akpu.