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lmao

justwise:
Why now? u don chase the brother with all these details, south African no count for abroad? haba sisi!

hehehehe --- u think say wife dey easy to find, and plus he wanted something "URGENT" so hey! had to get him prepared, lol

B4 anyone considers you -- you need to let us see/ know what kinda credentials you got.

~ how much do u make per month?
~What kinda job do u have?
~ What kinda car do you drive?
~ Do you own a house?
~ How often do u travel abroad (not south africa and co o)

Since you want agbani darego --- Lets quizz you on what you got too.
are you honest, tall, young version of RMD, mannered, cultuerd,do u have good command of english and are u good cook? 

Secretz:
lol

invisible!:
Promiscurious or not, men still cant keep their fingers to themselves.

Some do, in the bathroom, with a bottle of shampoo OR lotion.

Dondav:
Hey guys and chicks, please i need ur urgent tips and tricks on how to get a good girlfriend without a fuss !!
Pls, what are ur suggestions, am very very lonely. Someone pls help me.

Emergency/Urgent tips on how to get you a GF ---

~ Drive a Drop dead gorgeous car (borrow pose if u have to)
~ Have an Obese bank account (You are OYO, dunno how u gonna do that)
~ Dress good and smell good (again, do borro pose if u have to)
~ Know how to work it (ding dong) --(You're OYO)

Seems like u're desperate, das why this is called emergency tips.

Within a couple of minutess, you will have more girls than you wish for

Disclaimer: This is Not a guarantee she will stay but if u can be GOOD with step 4, u might just stand a chance!

@poster --- since you love the dangerous Lady, take heart, deal with it and quit whinning like a lil kid.

Go to Dentist na, dunno about naija, but there's a possibility of getting her teeth whitened. All u need is call and ask around (be ready to spend some MONEY!!)

What tha, WFT!?!?! --- she looks like an amoeba!! God forgive me!!

what do you think?? 

Do some rigorous activities before 6pm, eat and then take a warm shower right before bed. Warm milk might help too, sleep in a good ventilated room. (Not too hot, not too cold) Lay down (have sex if u can get some) count 1-200.  -- and zzzzzzzzz

OMg, hahahahaha and i thought i have seen worse, this one is CLASSIC!! putting your private and personal business on the internet where the whole world will see!!
@poster , this is ridiculous, i mean, common now!!! --- u went as far as going thru the trouble of recording a voice message and put on youtube? Ewooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ughhh, when i was in naija, that shyte was all over the place. Mostly ibo guys that i knew did it. It was so damn disgusting!!! dunno if they still do it now. they will now put their hands under their trouser and pack the balls and crouch as if their life depended on it ----jeeeweeez!!! so damn nasty!!! and i bet dem go chop with that same hand o.

LMAOO, but when you say shake it, do u mean when they pack/pull their peepee up?

IFELEKE:
Face your Studies Edu and stop Chasing after Small Small Girls!

_Giggles --- poor thing, eyahhh, maybe its peer pressure.