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ughh, battyman

snazzydawn:
In my opinion, the bride should foot the bill. Personally, I will be footing the bill for my 2 bridesmaids and maid of honour and believe me, you do not wanna know when I started savingfor my bridal party. I believe every bride should have a budget and where it is too much for you, you cut it off and do what you can do. What is the point craving for a society wedding when you cannot afford it? Everybody should "cut their coats according to their sizes."

Ohh good idea, so, like where's the best place to buy the clothes at? I am tired of davids bridal, you know any other places? just curious oh, i just wanna feed my eyes, Just in case, ya know

Did you guys know that some people actually blend just the dry beans, as in you dont need to bother soaking and peeling the beans. then prepare it like u making semo, using the ijabe, same outcome i tell ya!

QUESTION ----does "Romance" only mean sex?!?! i'm confused, cos from the posters context, thats obviously what he says romance does mean, 

Holy makaroni!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have got to be kiddin me, is it a must though?? what if someone cant afford it?

y me:
2006 post

the poster is already married by now with kids
lol

hahahahaha, abi oh --- 2 sets of twins in 2007, 2 sets of triplets in 2008 = 10 kids and people are still givin advice 1,2,3 yrs later, lol

drrionelli , you need to break loose and attend a nigerian party, i aint talkin' the hip-hop drop it like its hot party, i'm talking typical parties where you see those grown ass mommas tieing that thing on their head (its called gele), YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME AGAIN, I TELL YOU MY BROTHA!!!! you can dance and make some money in those parties actually!!! pretty cool huh!

Ok, Ewwww is all i can say! ewww, ewww , Yuckk!!!!! thats plain nasty, ughhhh

xyzb4b4:
@dae
No i didnt!! no be me dey wed now

Ohh, my bad, "as a best man" i thought i read "for my best man" ---- no mind me o jare

Pittbaby:
Depends on who your bridesmaids are, Three of my bridesmaids will be paying for there stuff , but I will have to pay for one because asking her to foot the bill will just be too much for her, she is the youngest , and also getting married in the same period.

eyahhhh  you're a nice girl,  and congrats too. and hey, are we invited to chop rice, pomo and maltina? if u dont invite us, we will do "mo gbo, mo ya" lol, carry nylon bag and pack all your food too, LOLOL --- (cant believe some people will actually do that o, but some will) lol

goodguy100:
S.A. is not an easy place to think of comeing, i live in downtown jo'burg and the crime over there is a bad news, i am thinking of going back home before i get killed here.

Really? its that bad? i hear stuff about "safe places for nigerians to live" whats up with that?? i mean, we the same africans, but why the hatin'? is it jealousy? what are they jealous of if it is indeed jealous? or something else dey there ni??

xyzb4b4:
This seems to be a ladies affair but just wanna say that i not only paid for my suit as a best man but also paid for my friend`s own. (i mean everything we wore, shoes tie shirt etc) saw it as my own way of support.

thats interesting and nice of you, how about your groomsmen? you bought theirs too??

Yes oooo, me sef didnt know, when i was fresh in America, a friend of mine got married, i was so damn excited cos i was one of her bridesmaid. Anyways, i went to davids bridal to shop for the dress and was asked to shit out almost $200, minus shoes, minus pedicure, minus my hair chei!!! --- it was not even funny o! --- and it was too late to lie that i'd be outta town, lol

hey guys, i have a question; Is it juju they use if you count money in their presence and u get home and it diappears? i know this is like a duh kinda question, but does it really happen?

amebo22:
at dae,
wow just out of curiosity ow did u feel wen he finally feel the day u guys went out, its just funny that the people we want in our fantasy turns out to be the worst jerks,
i guess we all can stop dreams , thks guys for the input
@dj crucifix
that was funny, lol , i can imagine
@ hollysmi
tks for sharing ,

Shoot, well, i felt on top of tha world, i use am collect star oo, plus he can DRESS!!!! so, i made sure we went to places together, ESp, where naija people dey, LOL, when this one loser who thot he had everything saw me with the jamo guy, the look on his face was just priceless!!!!(damn i wish i took his pic), i dunno if u know jamicans,but dang!! they love party!! i went to many parties wid him and girls were all over him(like ants on sugar) whenever i step away or go piss, but trust ur naija girl, when i get back, d kind eye wey i dey take use look dem, they just had to speak to their legs ASAP. But it was fun, his insecurities led to our breakup, he wanna know everywhere i go, who i talk to, ETC, i'm a grown azz woman, he cant be doing that to me!! it was weird cos i thot it was suppose to be the other way round. Oh well, shyt happens! i just had to peace out man,

His names used to be in categories;
For the good times ----- papi, sexy,hunk,lover, baby/babe,babyface
When i'm in a bad mood --- Hey, dude,Mr
when we fight ---- olodo, yo man (lol)

he used to call me - hunny, freak(lol),baby,missy
when we fight --- HEY or WOMAN
Eg -- WOMAN, IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR DRAMA EH, I'LL TALK TO U LATER!! LOL

Isale Eko / Agege / AJ-town!

In my former apartment complex, we had a Gym and i go there thrice a week --- i kept on meeting this one dude ,he was either on the treadmill or carrying weight, Bwoy!!! he was like the complete thang, here are the credentials:
~ Neatly kept dreads
~ About 6'2
~ Nice body
~ Tight badonkadonk / junk in his trunk (just a lil somethin' to hold on to in times of famine and hunger)
~ Natural grey eyes
~ White teeth
~ Smile that can make you melt
~ Caramel skin ,  Smooth like a babys butt LOL
Shoot,  i can go on and on, Whenever i get home, i'd always be like, what if he knocks on my door one day! but dang!! he was one FOINEEEEEE brother, One month later - he became my Jamican BF,  lol ---- At least dream came tru na, but chooo, mi cyant bodda wid him man, his wahala too much,  sooo unsecured, always checkin' ma phone, and so i took da steppin' and Peace'd out, at least, i fulfilled my fantacy! 

hahahaha i love this joke!!!!

ah!  --- only you, 6 females?!?!  --- na wa oh!

well sha,  AIDS/GONO/SYPHIL AND THE LIKES NO DEY SHOW FOR FACE  (No pun intended)

ohhh helllllllllllllll nahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! no no no no no , chei, no no no, shoooooo!!! na cat and dog dey sing these days ni? , but im impressed he didnt try to be DMX / tupac/ 50cent with his fake ass accent, but no no no no, iyke shouldda tried something else menn!

Badriyyah:
Always used fork when I was a kid.lol Now, I use my hand.

you are one true african!! fork na for the ajebos, lol

i'm not underestimating you oooo,  but sorry to ask -- FULL FINANCIAL AID? are you sure? as in very very sure?? you got all the papers to show at the embassy that your tuition is covered ? not just I-20 oo, and lastly, YES!!! you will NEED to show some other source of financial support. Scholarship wont feed you, but for real, 100% full financial aid?? hmmmm, 

orisirisi --- wonders shall neva end  hissss, nonsense and ingredent.

If you can,  go perosnally and talk to the human resource people and re-submit a hard copy of your CV. I'm not sure how it works but thats the proper thing for you to do i think. We all make mistakes, but next time, you have got to double or tripple check sensitive datas like that. If you were applying for something extremely important nko,that small mistake can ruin everything for you, be very alert and careful bro.  Anyways, goodluck sha.

Omg!! people will almost put their wrappers on the floor for them as a "red carpet " treatment. DID JAY-Z ALSO GET A CHIEFTANCY TITLE WHEN HE WENT TO NAIJA??

I dont get it, they dont give chieftancy titles to naijas but foreigners ehn!

Pepeye:
Nails! ummm makes u feel real girlish

Used to be so so fastidious about mine but not any more im afraid. . .

however, nails speaks volumes about ur personality as a woman

What u afraid of chick? afraid scratching Ogas back while "kerewaing" huh, lol -- just kiddin' but for real though, what u afraid of?

mohawkchic:
~It's routine for me to Moisturize my hands & nails daily!

~I Clip~Buff & Shine ~Apply Cuticle oil~Nail strengthener every week or two but am not obsessive about it tho! I love Acrylic nails . . .its tasking growing my natural nails long & staying that way . .I prefer my natural nails clipped short but would opt for long Acrylic nails . .^{wierd that}!

LOL dang gurl!! and i thot noone does those stuff as much as i do, but i think i have a boss now! lol

dats easy --- Advantages are

a) you'll carry the burden of the family.
b) Everyone will look up to you for $$$ and nairas (eg extended family and co.)
c) all your sisters will look up to you as the main provider for papa and mama when they carry go to their husbands house.
d) If you Fuk up, everyone will be disappointed in you, cos u a dude! as a chick, well, we shall end up in husbands house anyways and find someone to take care of us one way on the other( thats if we dont feel like working 9-5 for any baga) 

SO, with my points above, i hope i have been able to convince and not confuse you that those are the biggest advantages of been a dude!!!

goodluck!!!!!!

unfortunately, i would agree with you. hopefully things get better there though. we are being optimistic anyways.

hisssssssssssss , naija men! they like playing Mr Tough ---- untill their gurl leaves, they will be posting nonsense and ingredent threads about how their gf left them and they can neva love again or how will they love or all those duhh kinda questions,