₦airaland Forum

Barron:
young gilrs, do they open their legs for money or they get freely from men.

Hmmmmm, strangely stupid question. Tell you what!! do you have a young sister/cousin?? -- you could ask her and get back to us so we know why she DOES it.

@ poster -------> Girl, u wanna hear the truth, though its gonna hurt - your baby daddy is USING YOU AS A STEPPING STONE for his selfish purposes. He does not like you one bit, talkless of love, and as for that poor innocent baby, you need to take care of him/her. Girl, there is evidence all over
~ he does not wanna see the baby
~ Wasnt there when you went through pains
~ All of a sudden, he's upset the baby does not have his name and still has the guts to mention "its for imigration purposes"
~Did he give you a dime throughout your pregnancy? was he there for you?

Honey, you need to FORGET his azz and face your own life. your baby right now should be you main focus! you dont want that kinda man around your baby, who knows what he has in mind!! especially since you refused to involve yourself in anything immigration!! there are lots of single mothers out there who are doing good bringing up their kids alone. This is not the end of the road my dear. I am sure you'd meet another man who will love you and your child. Just focus 100% on that baby. As for the guy, let God judge but stay away from him as much as possible. If push comes to shove, involve the police and request a restraining order. You know you can actually ask for child support and if he refuses, its jail straight up!! but if you do that, you're giving him more room for communication and he'll keep on buggin you and who knows what else his heartless soul might do. He is your babys father i do understand it will be hard for you to take such a decision. But trust me, with God, everything is possible and in the future when your baby grows up, he/she can decide to look for him, but for now, stay away from him, HE IS BAD NEWS!!!

Hissssssssssssss, ewu!

spikedcylinder:
If he's happy with her, whats your own?

Ahhhhhh, you just spoke my mind!!!
Some naijas and their amebo paroles sef, Lord have mercy

lol

TOYOSI20:
OMG!!!. . .how do u go about blending dry beans??

Sounds like news to moi oo. . . .hmmmm. . . .we most def. learn new things everyday!!!

yup, my momsie has done it so many times. u know that small blender thats used to blend egusi, that wat she uses to blend the beans.  Then boil some water, add pepper to it, when its boiling, pour the blended beans and use ijabe, like u preparing semo, so it wont have koko, and thats pretty much it. Let it cook, its gonna get thick and then add ur palmoil and thenecessary things. Simple! 

Abi ooo, people like this slow poster needs to be expatriated from the face of the earth!

Chop money:
My aunty is my Fathers relation. She v been forcin m to make luv to her but i refused knowin quite wel she is my fathers relation.
It al started d very first time she kame to our house 4 holiday. One day, after my brothers v gone to school my parent v also gone to work, i went to take my bath wen i came out she was waitin 4 m in my room wen i got in, i asked if she had any problem, she said i should sit down(i was only wit my boxer no vest). I neva thought of anything so i sat close to her. Wen i asked d second time she asked m dont u know wat my problem is? I smiled n replied no she asked me to close my eyes wen i did, she kissed m n started romancing m. It was had to resist but i managed to run away from my room. Since den she continued to tempt me even undressed in my presence. Recently she came as usual 4 her holiday n met m n my lover having fun on d bed. She v threatend to tel my dad if i dont sleep wit her. PLEASE EDUCATE ME SERIOUSLY 4 IT IS REALLY EATING M UP. Thanks happy EASTER to al NAIRALANDS

Tell your dad that what? that you refuse to screw her

Girl, you might need to ask him, Some people have some Weird Phobias, his might be for driving. I dunno what that is called. Just so you know how weird people are, can you imagine someone having phobia for cotton wool

This link lists diff types of phobias, OMG, check this weirdness out!!

Chrematophobia: Fear of wealth.

Chrometophobia: Fear of money

God forbid bad thing.

http://www.ojohaven.com/fun/phobias.html

@ poster ---- O boi, you're her booty call!!!

tonye-t:
A MASQUERADE CHIKALA?

hell no

ughhhh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

EbeleAmobi:
I'm sorry dear.Thanx 4 sharing ur luv.U know wat I dont rily care wat people say.But thank God am now a Star

Jeeeweezz,  WOMAN!!! YOU ARE BRINGING SHAME TO WOMANHOOD. Is this how u pple become stars where you come from? talking jazz and nonsense? if this is the case, we might have to schedule an appointment for you to see a pastor then a psychiatrist. You sure could use some deliverance and prescriptions,  but for realz, Pumpkin, quit actin like a Maniac, would you?

tonye-t:
see almost the topics here on NL are created on her name and most painful is that they are stupid threads and topics

imagine someone asking if "christ ever wore panties" on religion and "how can i advice my friend she has big teeth" for heaven sake cant yu just control the excitment

Hahahaha, i know right!!! i'm so glad someone is noticing!!! i think her yahoo BF just bought a computer for her. 99.99% of her threads are just plain dumb. Tonye-T, i think you need to give her some real spanking.  

tonye-t:

ohhh pullezze what?

ok what makes you phink i will fall for a "masquerade" ehn, answer me?

I M REALISTIC FOR ONE TIME AND FOR ALL TIME! get it?

hohohohoho ----- Ohhhhh Puhleeeze!!!!  better be real and stop decieving yourself. You dey do eye service ehh!?,you sef know say u know u fit be woman "slave" (no disrespect)if she has all or most of that, hisssssssssss. ---- im not saying its good oo, dont get me wrong, but saying theres a possibility that u will not "Dig" that kinda chick is just not real.

pinky lady:
ring or no ring dat's not the issue, what matters most is the love bond bwtn the husband nd the wife chikena

And you gatta rock tha bling bling too na! shoooooooooooooo

tonye-t:
to the question

No i wont flow to her style, not until she has the true heart of a female


why?:

because it could be that she aint real

hmmmmmmmmmmm

something just tells me that i might av hit the nail on some peeps head

Hissssss, Ohhh Puhleeeeze!!! "No i wont flow to her style, not until she has the true heart of a female" ohh C'mon!!!! Be REALISTIC just this one time!

Hollysmile:
There's dis young man dat always parades my area. He's got a serious mental disorder (too much ganja). Pple call him 'Gbola'. Don't know if he's de one you lookin for.

ROTFLMAO hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha --- you're soooo mean hahahahahaha -- Can love be that blind? LOOL

Dear x
Dear ke?
hisssssssssssss

Dumb x
why d'you think u all that? u look good, so? u got your shit straight, so? na hin we go chop?? hey!!! U're insensitive, selfish, proud, greedy and so pretentious. I deserve better dude, i been so good to you, i know that u know that i loved you, but u took me for granted, you think i'm one of dem "she's got nowhere to go" kinda people huh? you gat it so wrong brotha! I'm so done, i'm sure e do you like film trick abi! i dont think u know what exactly you want, i just feel so damn sorry for you because, by the tym u realize, its gonna be sooo late. keeping quiet dont mean i wuz stupid o!, I'm so done wid yo sorry azz. Trust me, Karma is gon come back and bit yo azz cos i did all i could to hold us togehter, but i guess u so dumb and insensitive to actually even know it. I'm not the one who lost sha, you did, cos i know i can find true love someday, even tho i did love u fo real, u still acted like a douche bag, Thank God i realized this b4 u talked to mummy, Oh well, shyt happens. , I know Gods keepin' your reward in a cooler for you. When u're ready to get serious with someone else, that reward is gonna be served in a nice big bowl for you so u gonna know exactly how it feels. But hey, For God to answer my prayers, it is necessary i forgive you, which i am doing right now. But hey, that dont mean Karma isnt coming back to bite you o. You just watch and see, Bwoy! i'm out

Ps, i'm doing so good without you!

OOHHH GOSH, LETTIN THAT ANGER OUT FELT GOOD

ughhhh, Nigerians --- answering questions with questions
Never mind

Combo of Silver+diamond+gold 

kelvinnile:
No! It is not gud to double date,
it increases ur chances of catching std's,
it makes ur mind ocupied with how to manage the 2 or more luvers u ve, so dat each wont find out that u re cheating on him or her, instead of spending ur time on bete things,
it makes u iresponsible, etc. . .
just one at a time my dear! Dats d best way to enjoy dating!

What are raincoat/condoms made for

She been askin' some dumbazz questions! jeeeweeeez!!!!!!!!! -- if u aint got stuff to do, SLEEP!!!!

question 1 ---- what is you HIV/STD status 

Oga poster -- i am not disputing wat u're saying ooo, but if a fine azz chick comes to you with all o dat thang u mentioned above, are u gonna pick ur shoes and run away??  or you go tell am say "I'm not doing, flee away from me"?

Hissssssssss, made men ko, broke men ni. If u're talking from what happened to you, well, Pele, but quit the whining and make we hia word o jare. ---- if you're not made and the girls dont want you, that should tell you a lot -- GO AND BE MADE! SIMPLE AS 1 2 3

oh okay, me dont know ya email,

ummmm, are u really asking that question? cos speaking from what i was taught in kindergarten, there is a HUGE difference btw a horse and a cow. A horse is that tall animal u ride , and a cow is that BIG fat animal , which is the meat which you eat most of the time,

Hoodwing:
Whatever,
Romance or sex, we rule.Without men it will all be a mess.

REALLY?? Now, i am not been sexist, but have you ever wondered what will happen without women, y'all will be bleeping each other in the behind!!!! im sure you dont mind that , hehehehe

ehen!!!!! thats what i thot tooo, now i know i'm not the dumbolo here, i thot the concept of "Romance" globally changed without my knowledge, oga poster got me confused for a sec.  --- where u at girl?

ohhh okay,  i see. Das nice anyways. So, just a rough estimate and outta curiousity, how much does a wedding cost? u know, reception, hiring people, food, venue rental, etc

IFELEKE:
My Childhood Fantasies. . .
It was with Toyin our neighbour's daughter,We grew together and I remembered us having this crazy husband-wife relationship when we were still under 10. People around knew about it and called us couples,We even share foods together.
The Fantasy ended when we decided to take it to the next level by doing what daddies and mummies do in the night -My mother nearly had a heart attack when she entered her room and say me lieing flat on Toyin.
We got enough beatings that drove out the fantasies and Toyin was eventually bundled off to the Boarding School.

hahahah so na from childhood u been stuntin' like ya daddy huh, when she caught you, "what was the situation like" as in, were u just lying ontop of her or u guys were actually , u know, "browsing the internet"LOL and hey,  if you're under 10, i cant help but wonder how u knew it was mummy and daddys thing, i'd only understand if u walked on you parents doing it. So were you guys actually doing it?? damn im gonna feel so uneasy to talk to them even though i am grown up oh, lol , which kind eye dem go dey take use look me? "my pikin don dey hammer since 10yrs of age"?? Ohh lawd! loooool