₦airaland Forum

Whitetrave:
where are you at , Nigeria movie are not post online , i can only buy and send to you as a video file VIA email .

Yes they are --- there's like a Zillion on youtube

JJYOU:
are people born liars, drunks, thieves, fornicators? why is homosexuality the choice lifestyle different?

I dunno --- maybe you can tell me
Besides i didnt say people ARE BORN as being homos --- i said "that thing, i THINK people are born with it"

There's a HUGE difference

How about naija movies? LOL

"End of the wicked"
31st Night
Those 2 are stuck in my head, when i saw them i couldnt sleep that night!!
Also some yoruba movies, cant really remember names, but they are mosly about Dead people!

1. God
2. Technology (Laptop with internet,phone,Ipod,PDA etc)
3. Family/friends
4. $$$$$ and more $$$$$
5.Food (Egusi, amala, eba, iyan etc) -- i love 'em!

ohh LaLa

my hommiez in naija

Who has seen these, they kinda scary too;
The ruins
The eye
One missed call
1408 ---------> FULL OF SUSPENSE TOO!!!
28 weeks later
Snakes on a plane (Not that scary but u gonna freak out)
Friday the 13th --------> (Sh*t, today is Friday the 13th )
Quarantine
House of wax

ohhhhh , THE SKELETON KEY gave me the heeby jeebies, das some scary ass haitian voodoo!!

Hmmmm, that thing i think people are born with it, i dunno sha, so its gonna be kinda hard to take it away from her since Its not a Habit,even if u threaten her, or do watever, she might not listen. I guess u gas to pray for her, just like Y me has said, theres nothing impossible for God to do. how old is she?

patwhizkid, i couldnt agree less mehnnn, true talk, he might be pimpin' out his kid, and if he does not have a kind, his lil sister! ughhh---he irritates me!

you're welcome. i'm sure you'll be fine though, just remember, be as cool as you can be, BUT dont take any nonsense oh lol

patwhizkid:
Had it been we were it was d days of slavery, i would have sold u out! Ewure buruku, oloshi, ode!!

Omo girl, can u imagine the pervert!!! he wants a 10yr old child!!!! its pple like him that we say they mess around with their daughters, i mean how can he be possible attracted to a 10yrs old kid!!! imagine the nosenstical talk!

Congrats

I agree too, see his pot belly!!!! spending peoples hard earned money! --- I pray they catch him and fry him in Kirikiri

Give it a shot, you never know, since she is grown up, one thing i'll tell you is, dont get TOO bossy with her. Teens dont like that, but be very friendly with her and complement her on her shoes, her hair, etc. Infact, just call her up randomly and take her shopping, just something to make both of y'all acquinted to each other. Before you know it, she'll call you her "cool" mom.

gluck

patwhizkid:
I love it when a man calls me frequently, expresses his love 4 me, & gives me real cash.

YES OOOOOO! lol (but when the calling gets too much, it gets so annoying)

10 YOU ARE ONE SICK F*#k

abrahym:
why rich gurl?

because he is one lazy ass, he is a very good example of "monkey dey work, baboon dey chop" dont mind his lazy ass o jare, i guess he's now scared of EFCC, he doesnt want to land in college(JAIL)

hello Mr man, I am very rich. My fada has 30 farms and very soon, i will be the CEO of these farms. I guess i am rich, aint it?

Pumpkin, buy dogs and cats, i heard it helps lonely people like you

Ewwwwwwwww, OHHHHHH HEELLLLLL NAWWWWWWW!!!!

I guess we got to pray naa ni that we dont have a Monster as a mother-in-law. Thing is;- there's is that mother to son bond which NOONE can break. Husband will try to make mummy and his wife  happy. This is where the competition starts. Mom will say - My son loves me more, Wife will say my husband loves me more --- However, i am not saying this happens all the time, there are excpetional cases where mommy-in-law is really nice. But i guess its in the best interest of the dude to kind of know how he'll deal with mommy and wife @ the same time. The WORSE mistake any man can do is HAVING HIS MOM LIVE WITH HIM AND HIS WIFE IN THE SAME HOUSE. This can cause FIRE in the house occasionally, and in many cases, can lead to something traumatic happening. ALSO, if mother-in-law is nice, this is not always a gurantee that she actually does LIKE you(THE WIFE). As we know human beings, some laugh with you, but turn around and stab you in the back, which also goes with the saying that (YOUR BEST FRIEND COULD BE YOUR WORST ENEMY)

All we gatta do is pray that we dont get ourselves into such situation.

@ poster --- Cut Communication! period!! -- i dont owe nobody any damn explanation about why i choose to do what i wanna do . i keep it simple and drama free.

Just a few tips for ya;

1. Drink bottled water ONLY (pretty safe) ---BUY CARTONS AND CARTONS OF BOTTLED WATER
2. Watch out for spicy food (spicy meaning PEPPER HOT)
3. Dress VERY light (But dont wear stuff very revealing, i've been hearing a lot lately)
4. Always have a bottle of water with you, you'll get thirsty quickly especially when you OUTSIDE
5. Let you partner communicate for you 90% of the time especially when you around cops
6. Be nice to people and they'll be nice to you, we're usually Nice EXCEPT if we're disrespected.
7. Just to impress youR soon-to-be in-laws, help a lil with house chores (least you could do is do dishes)
8.Try and show some interest in learning how to cook nigerian food (They'll like you more and your husband will be impressed)
9. If you're going to the village, get some antiseptics to put in the water you're gonna use to take your shower. (Eg Dettol)
10. Just like Dis Guy said --- ANTI-MALARIA meds = VERY IMPORTANT --- dont know about where you at, but in America here, before some people travel to Africa they get these shots --
Yellow Fever
Malaria
Cholera
Typhoid
11. A few necessary things (eg Mosquito repellant, some pain killer/headache medication)
12. if you want to eat fruits ---ALWAYS WASH IT WITH YOUR BOTTLED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!! ---
NOW THE FUN PART.
13. Have as much fun as you can --- nigerians are ALWAYS happy/fun/exciting/friendly/warm/nice people.
14 Stuff to take for your daddy-in-law = Since he is old, get him some wifebeaters(Singlet), light pants, someone mentioned a wrist watch(good too), then since he is old, get him some vitamin supplements AND HEY!!! maybe a nice  unlocked cellphone(If he is using one), that will surely make him happy, lol

Nigerians are very fashion and technology-savvy people

Hope this helps!

HAVE FUN!!!!

nethacker:
Meeeeennnnn!!!!!! ladies dey vex for here oooo, @ dae,u no take am easy at all,

Hmmm, no be vexing na, its very obvious from the statement;
From the above illustration,Young men THINK old men are fools; but old men KNOW young men are fools.

Go figure

Yemen

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