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Akinlabi;
Wont you double check your stuffs when you receive them?

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@ Akinlabi

DUDE, read statement below ------>
The person who put together you order at the store can deliberately remove something and claim it was sent to you, afterall it'll be included in your receipt. In this case, what can you do
EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!!
If an item is included in your receipt, and you "DOUBLE CHECK" your order and SOMETHING is missing ------ What difference does it make?? I'm not underestimating naija, but be realistic dude, are they gonna give u a replacement?? or are you gonna report them to the police?
GO FIGURE!!!!

LMAO , hahahehehhehehaha ------ These people will never cease to amaze me! "Making money on ya fadas bed" are u a man hoe?? (ashawo)

Wow, das cool, --- Abi what do u want us to do? Laugh or cry, cos me i dont understand ur story

COme! na by force?!?!?!?!

iyama --- you peepuu ha ferry ferry nasti

Get canned foods; Baked beans, corn, etc --- just open can, drain the water and warm or even microwave! or that one is too tedious again?

Yor stuff Might not get delivered! and even if its delivered, hungry pple can commot something b4 it gets to you.

The perosn who put together you order at the store can deliberately remove something and claim it was sent to you, afterall it'll be included in your receipt. In this case, what can you do? you think they gonna give you a replacement?? or u think calling the popo(police) will make any difference? NOPE!!!!! i dont think so, and the simplest explanation as to why this aint possible ------

Yahoo yahoo boyz/girls will show shake your world!

Czarskit:
When u r nobody, u'll find 'nobody'. . .

101% correct --- not in this time that we are in!

A Phd Holder will RARELY be with, talkless of falling in lovewith an omo elepo.

will you like an arranged marriage? many of us marry through arrangement and it works most of the time thn the one you meet by yourself that you claim to be in love with. why?.
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Many of US ---- REALLY?

And it works MOST of the time ---- REALLY?

i know a dude who uses chapstick frequently , his lips are NEVER dry (pink and lumpy) --- Does that count?
P.s ---- He LOVES FEMALES, so absolutely NOTHING gay about him, but i find the chapstick thing odd sha.

My Daddy!!! ----- he is awesome!!!

YOU BETTER LEARN FROM THIS!!!


   Nigerian's scam nets 19-year sentence     

(CNN) -- A college student in Nigeria has been sentenced to 19 years in prison for scamming an Australian woman out of $47,000 online by pretending to be a widowed white businessman desperately in love with her.

A court in Ikeja in southwest Nigeria ruled that Lawal Adekunie Nurudeen will also have to pay back the 56-year-old woman, even if it meant selling the two plots of land and the Honda Prelude he bought with her money.

Nurudeen was an engineering student when he met the woman online in 2007, said the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Nigeria's anti-corruption police.

The woman lamented that she was looking for a husband but had been disappointed in the men she had met.

"The convict, who is married with three children, instantly applied and told the victim that she had met Mr. Right," the commission said in a statement.

Nurudeen pretended to be a 57-year-old British engineer working with a multinational company in Nigeria. He told her his wife and only child had died in a road accident in Lagos, the former capital of the country.

"He sent the picture of a white man to the victim to foreclose any suspicions," police said. The woman agreed to marry him.

A few weeks later, Nurudeen called the woman pretending to be a doctor. He told her that her fiance had been in an accident and needed money for treatment.

The woman obliged, the commission said.

Nurudeen let two weeks pass. He then called the woman again, thanking her profusely for her kindness and telling her that he would like to visit her in Australia. He asked her for airfare, cash for customs clearance and other incidentals, police said.

Authorities did not say how Nurudeen was caught. But he duped the woman of $47,000 before his arrest, the commission said.

Scammers in Nigeria have gained a reputation for using the Internet to con foreign nationals out of money. Some of the scams have earned the name "419" after the clause in the Nigerian criminal code that deals with obtaining property under false pretense.

stillwater:
Not into the horror thing but I loved the Skeleton Key, and The ring 1

Does Jeepers Creepers 1 count?

I loved "Skeleton key" too --- Kai, if oyinbos do voodoo like that, this world go turn upsidedown, lol
U know i read that Haitians were influenced to go into those voodoo things by Nigeria! (Igbo and Yoruba)

Nigeria --- What are we not popular in! lol

WHO REMEMBERS TOO-FAN / TUFAN whichever, (dont know how to spell it) it was a hit-movie in nija one time like that, lol

dolce and gabbana sounds like "Dosi and Gobonna"/ "Gobonno"

University sounds like "unifesti"

Trouser sounds like "Trawsa"

Asbestos DEFINITELY pronounced as "Abestor"

Ralph Lauren sounds like "Raff Loren"

Witch sounds like "Winsh"

Tommy Hilfiger sounbs like "Tommy Hee-Figer"

Extension sounds like "Extensan" (My yoruba people)

Milk sounds like "Meek"

Bournvita sounds like "Bonfita"

Water sounds like "Wota"

Picture sounds like "Pisho"

Nna, wia is my Pepa  (My ibo people)

i want to hit some callot  -- I want to eat some carrots

lmao

All parts of

FINAL DESTINATION! ----------> whew! (that was too much for me to handle lemme not lie)

Charliez:
Na waooo

Na real wa, LOOK AT WHAT DESPERATION HAS RESULTED TO!

jamace:
Dat pig 30 minutes of orgasm, na wa o.
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So, if I was a praying mantis, my gf would have killed me eh? I thank God I'm human o.


Chei, i.e about 4 times per hour ( i.e from 6 am to 6 pm). Na die be dis naa.

So u no chop dat kin liver to be a Lion bah, LOL

And yea, do thank God u human, if u were a praying mantis, ur head would have been ripped off the first day u kerewa'd with your Gf, lol

jacob05:
very Funny,Do you no i tried to lick my elbow before i finish reading it.So funny

LMAOOO

Just from experience, some people pronounce certain words in naija that just cracks me up, but i luv it though, LOL! -- post some  if you hear stuff like that too!!

BULLSHIT sounds like[b]"Boosit"[/b]

GUCCI sounds like "Gussi" (NOT EVEN KIDDIN)

CALVIN KLEIN sounds like  "Kafin Klen"

I WANT TO DO MY HAIR -- sounds like "hi want to do my air (H is silent in hair)

HOW ARE YOU sounds like "ow ha you"

I AM VERY HAPPY sounds like "hi am fery appy" OR "am fery appy

CHAIR shounds like "shia"

TABLE sounds like "tabu"

DINING sounds like "dieny"

CHURCH sounds like "shush"

EXAM sounds like "esam"

I LOVE YOU sounds like "hi loff you"

POUNDS sounds like "pounce"

CHOPPING BOARD SOUNDS LIKE "shopping board"

CHAIN sounds like "shane"

EAT sounds like "heat"

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)


2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)


3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. LOLLOLOLOLOL
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work?)


(Still can't get over that pig thing)


5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. HMMMMMMMM

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)


6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm, )


7. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew, ? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

(30 minutes, can you imagine?? And why pigs?)


8. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)


9. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the, )

(Well, at least pigs get a break there, )



10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

( HMMM,    quality over quantity)



11. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)


12. Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

6. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

7. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. VERY INTERESTING

8. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

9. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. HMMM

10. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

11. Turtles can breathe through their butts. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


12. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. WAT DO YOU EXPECT, OUR MASCARA CAUSES IT!

13. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

14. A snail can sleep for three years. WOW

15. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

16. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

17. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

18. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. some people who reads this will try to lick their elbow

@ DuLL/dumb Poster --- I heard that your breathe stinks! ---- Dombolo, mumu!

Ur Gf no get stretch mark? hissssssssssss