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Chei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Na wa ooooooooooooooooooo
Hmmmmmmmm, There's kuku nothing new under the sun anymore --- whats else could happen in this life that could be soo shocking, we have all heard and seen different things o jare! This world is turning into something else. Sha, sebi na pastor dey give am to omo ijo ---- Well, FARRRRR Better than a papa giving it to his daughter, which is Completely DISGUSTING!!!

jamace:
Kuku speak broken so dat we go understand you naa.

With dis your grammar sef. you should thank God say a girl dey ask you out.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ifedisky:
Itz easy na. You do not have to waste money to do a simple thing like this. What you'll do? Strip yourself of all worldly apparel and go STARK NAKED. Take a detour of seven markets in anambra and circle then seven times. Use your staff of office(dic.k) and hit the ground repeatedly while chanting "die!,die!,"
Rules to remember
1, no bathing for 1 yr
2,dry fasting for 1 yr
3, no peeing or poo poo for one yr
4, no twanging for one yr
May HE reward you!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jiokeh:
Wow! I'm amazed all my respondents are going for the 1st guy. I once thought money plays a great role on who an average pretty naija chick chooses to settle down with. The reasons usually ascribed to such decisions being "I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER" Hmmmm,
Keep the responses rolling in.

I kinda see what you mean -- but i'll tell you what, you didnt ADD any CATCH PHRASE in the first --- you said AVERAGE guy --- If a guy is average and the chick is average financially, that equals to RICH --- Now, if you had said POOR guy, i bet you'd get very different answers, trust me on that one!

# 1 is so complete! What else does a woman need? ---- BUT, one thiing i know be say --- NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT. He can end up getting rich and sending his chick to america every summer, but honestly, Number 1 is good, really good.

Question is though -- Can a Nigerian dude in America/UK pack all those qualities (referring to number 1) at once?? Very rare, very very rare

I dont mean to start any drama, but most of them, i didnt say ALL have the number 2 characteristics --- they all about the bootay, titts, fine gal, no pimple etc etc, y'all knows how it goes na!

Just one quick question --- Did you help him with his papers? AKa (did you file for him)

if answer is YES --- Then you're screwed cos he is planning on leaving you

If answer is NO ---- Then maybe he's just tired of you for some reason

ADVICE if answer is NO --- Give him ONE MORE chance, try new things to spice up your marriage!

KEYWORD --- ONE MORE CHANCE

*HISSSSS* easy!! just put a couple of STINKY stockings(socks) in whoever's mouth and give him/her 10 mins,
Then report back here so we know if it worked or not. 

Dude, think about what would have happened if the other dude was Dangotes son and the baby had survived, What would have been your fate THE CHICK WOULDDA NEVER THOUGHT OF BEGGING YOU THAT SHE WANNA COME BACK!!

THINK BOY!!! THINK!!!!!!!!!!!

Omonla:
If you want Nigerians to keep off, don't you think that you are effectively telling Nigerians who are based in London and Canada not to "become your friend"? In other words, you will not receive a response from 98% of London based and Canadian based people on Nairaland because they are Nigerians
The remaining 2% non-Nigerians on Nairaland would probably not be willing to indulge in this secret discussion.

lol, and you think the mumu will be able to comprehend what you saying, lol, my dear, na how to yahoo yahoo dey concern am o! lol

buffead:
@dae lmaooooooooooo

Ah omo u dey laugh, its true na! see as he/she/whatever "it" is open mouth gbamu! like say we be those chatroom low-life/vulnerable mumu people he dey meet, omo, u don miss road ooooh, we be correct paki naija people.

St.Funmi:
This man lives in Loiusville kentucky. Which friend?. Even if you find a female friend, they may not feel comfortable doing it for their own safety because all the girl needs to do is say it to her teacher and people will land in jail. His fiancee agreed to do it because they were becoming a household and she's a Nigerian woman. I bet you, no American woman will agree to that contract, marriage or no marriage.

DUH!!!! (What if we FLIP the script to a widow stuck with an 8 yr old son with such needs, will you advise she look for male friends at work to help her do it) ---- as far as i understand, i thought u said you are "Flipping" the situation??!?!?!?

Note; Women are more open to each other. I could ask a GOOD FRIEND who has a bf or husband to hang out with my 8yr old son every once in a while and they can "talk"---

(I bet you, [b]NO American woman will agree to that contract, marriage or no marriage) /b ] REALLY?!?!?!

St.Funmi:
What if we flip the script to a widow stuck with an 8 yr old son with such needs, will you advise she look for male friends at work to help her do it?

Women are more open to each other. I could ask a good friend who has a bf or husband to hang out with my 8yr old son every once in a while and they can "talk"--- why would i wanna stick my hand in the kids thing, thats just wrong --- sounds to me like u gonna do it, more grease to your elbow 

I dont understand why job ads in Nigeria require that you have 3yrs-15yrs of experience, considering this young generation wey full everywhere! dammit!

Pepper soup and eja odo(fish) -- to make keep your brain HOT and on fire

Palmwine(palmy) -- Not too much so you dont have to piss too much.


lol

better than Cultism/womanism/manism lol-- better thank God for your life!

The patient dog eats the fattest bone (in some cases)

Disclaimer;
That proverb cannot be applicable to all cases.

You sound extremely brilliant for someone who didnt finish highschool, i dont know much about those IT stuff, but i'd say, why dont you try getting yourself into some kinda professional course that'll give you a certificate/diploma or whatever, from there, you can crawl to the top of the ladder gradually gradually, dont give up sha,

Goodluck

giving it a shot wont hurt, you never know what can come out of it. This life is a win or loose, if u loose something, if and when u go for the prog, its part of life -- and if you actually gain something, na life, so just try ya luck, PLUS if you no like am, just go back hom jeje!

Kokoro eye, and i bet most of them dont "wrap it up" ewwwwwwww

yuck, das nasty!! but, well --- the girl grew up knowing no mother! hmmmmm, this one is hard oh, but ewwwww, if i were him, i'd make female friends at work who can help him teach his daughter to do her thing!

Shoooooooooooo!!!

Post Full Name
Address
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER - needed for background check
Last employer b4 he/she travelled

Then maybe we can see what we can do!

Gosh i love KLM

*Hisssssssssssssssss* nonsense and ingredent you think we resemble mugus?

Why do naija people always depend on babalawo?!?!?! chei, na wa oooooo --- what is hard in just "Toasting" the chick? Patapata, spend some money, take am go Tatalizer or wherever, Flash your friend in america and tell him/her to call you at so so so time, make sure she is there --- use ur friend in america to "collect star" SIMPLE! and tell her u going to yankee next summer --- she go tink say your level is TOO MUSH! even if you wear dunlop slippers, she wont mind and GBAMU!!!! she's all yours! Jezzzzz

May kelly:
Thus saith the LORD, Stand ye in the ways, and see, and ask for the old paths, where is the good way, and walk therein, and ye shall find rest for your souls. But they said, We will NOT walk therein. Jeremiah 6:16

I am sooo feeling the spirit, Preach it ooo, please preach the word
lol

Some serious stuff Going on wid you mennn! anyways, get you another dude and next time u set your eyes on the one that F'd up - SMILE AND STICK OUT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AT HIM --[color=#990000][/color]

gabrywyl:
For me I personally do not agree with it considering that Im not all that in love with the whatever property and money. How low can you be? I have always known myself to earn my own money and to work hard for every single thing so i will not drop that low infront of my parents and his parents especially my FATHER. NO WAY! I will never loose to him and I will never bow to his money or his property. He can kiss my aunt fanny for all I care!

Well, I will tell them off that I dont agree with this and its not their life but mine. They have options to settle this problem.

1) Let me be and dont bug me and let me run my life like the way I wanted it to be. If I end up in deep shit, I will never ask for their help. . . Since when I ever ask for their helpanywayz? Never!

2) They can not admit me as their daughter anymore for all I care. Its their choice but for me, blood is thicker than water so no matter what. Their still my parents. And like I said, I dont need them to survive. I can live by my ownself without depending on them or anybody else.

Yeah, thats what I will do

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But fortunately for me, my parents let me do whatever I want to do with my life cause their the HIP parents of today's society


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Anthony!!! Do you want me to kill you right now? Am getting annoyed with your comments!

Very well put , BUT lets face it, they're parents, and the "kissing aunt fanny for all u care" aint that easy to do, as if u dont know some naija parents!!! some of them chop some nasty devilish liver, they can disown children cos of that o!! Thank God for those of us who have "cool" parent sha.

~smurf:
Not a bad idea if u ask me!

LOL -- what if the girl /dude WOWO??

PEOPLE talking about DIVORCE, as if you are talking about buying moin-moin for your akamu----*hisssss* come oooo!! has Nigeria turned into yankee where u can file for divorce any time you are in the mood for it

stillwater:
I'll run away.

RUN AWAY?!?! you SCURRED?!?!?! when suffer turns you bald and u as thin as toothpick, u will RUN back home

Simply change yo number, quit talking to her and FOCUS on your family --- except of course if you dont mind her destroying your home sha, cos befor you know it, she will just come up to you one day, and considering the fact that body no be wood na, she go carry belle come your office, and at that point, na you go dey bite ya finger regretting ya actions, so my dear friend the ball is in your court,