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Madea goes to jail

wee-weeing

sisi nurse

goodies

y me:
The three of them is important

I agree to oooo!

lmaooo, The baby momma pikin sef for don nack 1yr or even more

lol

1. Insult upon injury

2. Nonsense and Ingredient

3. If I sound u ehh, I will soon slap you

4. How Far?

5. Can I see your particulars?

6. Anything for me sir?

7. Are you mad?

8. Half-caste

9. Next tomorrow

10. Make I come block you dia

11. Lie, Lie

12. See me see trouble oh

13. Shift small for me lemme sit

14. abeg vamus / abeg commot

15. nonsense say wetin happen

16. Abomination

17. Over my dead body

18. God forbid bad thing

19. I need to retouch my (h)air

20. Any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot

21. Na wa oooo

22. Tell me something

23. Why do you want to know my name?

24. Abeg joo

25. Can u imagine, 

26. wonders shall never end / cease

27. Tofiakwa (and some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!)

28. Chei, Kai

29. Oya me we dey go

30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere

51. Did they sack you?

52. I trekked all the way here

53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss

54. I want to drink cold mineral

55. Which ones now?

56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me

57. Jacker

58. Your head is not correct

59. Have you seen that film before?

60. Just imagine!

61. My school fees money

62. No wahala!

63. Revise back small

64. Oya, shake body

65. Shine your eye

66. Carry go

67. Don't try me o

68. Enough effizzy

69. Nna, You chop?

70. Ashewo bastard!

71. What happen?

72. We must wash am!

73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)

75. No be soooo!

76. I will see you today, athink?

77. Cold iced water!

78. Abeg commot 4 hia

79. We will hook up next week

80. At chick is BUNZ!!!!!!!

81. BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!

82. Na Yam?

83. Shakara

84. Na so we see am o!

85. How we go do am now?

86. Like say, 

87. You can't do more than a dead rat, 

88. Na you sabi 89. cold dey catch me

90. I no send

91. Shey you grab

92. Ma guy, leave am

93. You dey jones

94. You go roast

95. Na for your head

96. Â we go jam

97. I go burst ur head

98. Bros how far

99. How e dey do u

100. No be Goooood?

• "Truck" instead of "Lorry"
• "SUV" instead of "Jeep"
• "Forget it" instead of "Fashi"
• "Wuz up" instead of "How far now"
• "Hood" instead of "Bonnet" (for your car)
• "Trunk" instead of "Boot"
• "Stop making fun of me" instead of "Stop yabbing me" or "Stop abusing me"
• "Gas station" instead of "Petrol Station"
• "Fries" instead of "Chips"
• "Big Mac, Chicken McGrill, * Pounder" instead of just plain "Burger"
• "Crispy" instead of "Cripsy"
• "Fireworks/Firecrackers" instead of "Banga"
• "Soda/Pop" instead of "Minerals"
• "Coccaine/weed" instead of "gbana"
• "Crazy" instead of "We re"
• "Laundry Detergent" instead of "OMO"
• "Dryer" instead of "Hang it in the sun"
• "Service" instead of "Sa veece" (e silent)
• "Stupid" instead of "Olodo/Ode"
• "Cinder Block" instead of "Bricks"
• "Concrete" instead of "Cement"
• "Peugeot" instead of "Pe-geot"
• "Trash Can" instead of "Dozbin"
• "Shower" instead of "Bath"
• "Power is out" instead of " NEPA has taken light"
• "Phone is dead/cut off" instead of "NITEL"
• "Cop" instead of "MoPo"
• "Hit me up later" instead of "We go yan"
• "Pass Out" instead of "Graduate"
• "Security Guard" instead of "Gateman"
• "Cafeteria" instead of "Canteen"
• "Faucet" instead of "Tap" 
• "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit"
• "Pants" instead of "trouser/trousee"
• "underwear" instead of "pant"
• "VCR" instead of "Video"
• "Movie" instead of "Film"
• "Extensions" instead of "Attashment" (Hair)
• "Lotion" instead of "Cream"
• "Cornrows" instead of "weave"
• "Weave" instead of "Weave-on"
• "Suitcase" instead of "Box"
• "High school" instead of "Secondary School"
• "Grade school" instead of "Primary school"
• "Wifebeater" instead of "singlet"
• "Sneakers" instead of "Canvas"
• "Soccer" instead of "Football"
• "Motorcycle" instead of "mashin", or "okada"
• College" instead of "yunivasiti"
• "Car" instead of "moto"
• "Flipflops" instead of "silpas"
• "Nail polish" instead of "Cotex"
• "Braids" instead of "Bob Mali"
• "gum" instead of "chin-gum"
• "Shower" instead of "Baaf/bate"
• "Look good" instead of "Spoot"
• "Hallway" instead of "Corridoor"
• "Living/Sitting Room" instead of "Paalor
• "Balcony" instead of "faranda"
• "Stab/Poke" instead of "Chook"
• "Ballpoint" instead of "Buyro" or "Beek"
• "Sandals" instead of "Bata", 
• "VW Bug" instead of "Bittle"
• "Arithmetic" instead of "Mats"
• "Abroad" instead of "Oversis/overs"
• "Luggage" instead of "Load"
• "Menthol" instead of "Veeks"
• "Boss" instead of "Oga"
• "CEO" instead of "Oga Pata pata"
• "Manners" instead of "Home training"
• "Circle" instead of "roundabout"
• "Projects" instead of "GRA , government residential area"
• "Apartment building" instead of "blok of flats"
• "Flashlight" instead of "touch"
• "Knock knees" instead of "k leg"
• "Eye infection" instead of "Appolo"
• "Vehicle" instead of "moto"
• "Hoe/slut" instead of "Ashawo)

if you cry, i cry
if you laugh i laugh
u sad i make you happy
u jump off the bridge
i'll look for a boat
to save your retarded ass.

He's a muslim -- i love Jesus (he wants me to convert --- NO WAY!!)

He's so damn busy, all he cares about is WORK WORK WORK and more WORK

All he thinks about all day is $$$$$$$

whever i call -----> Voicemail straight!!!!

So pretty much his priority is $$$$$

But he so damn sexy and foinee though, lol

LOVE = 6'3, 9inches,6 figure salary, Not a womanizer, a good listener, responsible and nice. Shikena!!

buy a new phone!! duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AKA -----> they all are FOOLS (Old and young)

ps; just judging from your analysis which you have written yourself.

My take on the issue is "Wen u r Out u stay Out",

THOSE ARE THE MAGIC WORDS!!! DO NOT CHANGE, NOT EVEN FRIENDSHIP!! STAY AWAY FROM HIS ASS!!!!!

akara to ba wonu eko ko le jade mo, he is done with his tenure, time for a new dude!

Love spell?? what happened to "toasting"?

tytylayor:
its not his fault na juju + love cover him eyes

as per love is blind bah, lol

@ poster -- But for real though, i do think there's more to it that that. This aint ordinary at all oh! haba, stabbing him, almost chopping his finger off, stabbing him in the eye (SHE MIGHT BE BLOOD HUNGRY, MAYBE HER TIME FOR DONATION) LOL, EVEN swear for the dude while naked = DAYUUUMMM!!! CORRECT OMO ESU

Obesere , lol

yawa, but good for people at home sha, $200 per week -- 36k, haaa!! chei mama dey enjoy oh!!

OMO IBO:
hey, you won't blame for asking/trying.
just wanted to be clear.

Oh ok, you won't blame for giving an advice.

Some people can be extremely RETARDED and DUMB for tryna taste ANYTHING that see.

But since you clear now, then you good.  

so i stand a very good chance of getting into your pants should i flash you some buck?
[quote][/quote]Not errthang you see you MUST taste,

Just a word for the wise

I agree with chikito1 --- "If this story is true" Looks more like a movie to me (Horror movie). Well, There's really not much you can do. But i'd like you to know one thing. Dont underestimate that lady, she does not sound like a "normal everyday woman" --- She sripped and swore for the guy, she must have some skeleton in her closet, not insinuating anything oooo. That dude must be very prayerful cos apperently he is SO TRAPPED right now.

Hmmm, what i am about to say might sound so mean, but hey! just my opinion. If i were the guy, i'd talk to someone to kind of "seduce her" and pretty much plan to ask her out, u know lure her with money and everything, then your friend will just act like he knows nothing and go to wherever they(his wife and friend) are and  get so mad, u know, accuse her of cheating! at least with this he can have mouth and tell people that someone called him and said they saw a dude and his wife go into somewhere, even her wont have mouth and would not dispute the divorce  

So there it is, Goodluck

#1 -- u not a kid

#2 -- WHY DIDNT YOU ASK HIM TO WRAP IT UP, When u was enjoying it, u were not on NL telling us oh, not that we wanna know anyways, but hey!! u got wat you wanted so DEAL WITH IT iya aburo.

u not even happy the man is accepting the pregnancy. hissssssss -- nonsense and ingredent

drrionelli:
One must wonder:

At what age does the original poster feel that[i] men [/i] should be married?

Question people -- whats the morale of that movie "the 40 year old Virgin"??

DaPhoenix:
Oh . . . I didn't take offense to that. I really could care less. https://i40.tinypic.com/2lw403.jpg

Oh okay , just checking. Lotta other people could be a lil testy you know.

DaPhoenix:
https://i41.tinypic.com/2e50dag.jpg Why would I feel like you were picking on me?

Cuz i questioned what you said,

DaPhoenix:
Her location says Namibia.

Oh, ok -- didnt pay attention to where she at, i wonder what the police system is like there, prolly not better than naija, and if better, maybe just a lil bit, @ DaPhoenix; Anyways , Honey,sweetypie -- didnt mean to pick on you eh,

There are different types of blockers - as we have C--K blockers, there are also relationship blockers --- in summary,  they're called ENEMY OF PROGRESS, you dont need those kinda people in your life.

He's mad that u got a man, i bet you he's so single, if he is, his intentions are CLEAR, he wants to make you single like him, and if he's not ---- he's just JEALOUS.

Read comments made by; Omolola1,  Treetop20 , y me ----------- VERY TRUE!!

PS;
that dont mean the heads of people mentioned a bove should swell oh,   lol -- just kiddin! y'all are keepin' it real jare.

DaPhoenix:
You know you can report him to the police right?

LOL and wat they gonna do? take him to court and accuse him of harrasment ?!?! ---- we talkin' about naija, calling police might = to more wahala. Except if things have changed around there sha!
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However, Best thing to do ma'am --- change ya digits and stay COMPLETELY and TOTALLY away from him, if he comes around, shout Ole!!! ole!! so that ara adugbo will chase him away, i bet u. if he see's you again. he'll pick race!

i'm Bald --- takes me 1 second to rubb my agbari with pomade/ori , just to gimme a lil somethiing to do shakara with out there, LOL