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Is Musa not tired for gate laidis
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This has caused lots of reactions on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jaafarsjaafar/status/1190718688263069697?s=21
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Between an educational/history page and Veteran Nigerian Super Eagles Captain, Yakubu Aiyegbeni as seen in Twitter: https://twitter.com/daddyistwenty/status/1190155159223058432?s=21
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When will African politicians grow up and stop being stooges to the international community? These Asian and European presidents give them enslaving deals whilst they still carry their asses over for same. Has anyone ever heard Cyril ramaphosa or buhari inviting Asian heads of states for meeting in Abuja/Johannesburg since they are the ones interested in investing in Africa due to our large market audience. I used to have hope in Africa until we lost Gaddafi to the cold hands of death. This is simultaneously sad and shameful! ![]() |
1. The amateur: These ones wait for a sweet bowl of eba/garri before any dose of medicine/pill is taken. They rip up a morsel of eba, put the med In it and close it up then wrestle it in a pool of sweet soup. If this is not in place, forget; they’d rather let that sickness kill them 2. The interns: These category use soft drinks, they drink a gulp then throw the pills in there. They will never use water...are u kidney me ni? 3. The rookies: These ones get mind small..gulp small water in their mouth, then throw the meds. 4. The deputies: These ones will throw the meds in their mouth, then start looking for cup of water or the nearest pure water seller around. They don’t care if the flagyl/ chloroquine have melted in their mouth Or not ![]() 5. Generals: shoutout to our mamas and papas, they mostly belong to this category. This category don’t take their meds with anything not even water. They chew the meds no matter how much there are and that’s it. Saliva go wash am down....eeeeeeeww ![]() 6. Scammers: this is rampant amongst the very stubborn children. They are funny and smart. When their parents force meds on them, they pretend to throw the pills in their mouth but in the actual sense, the pills go past their ear to the back of the couch. A huge pile of drugs will then be discovered underneath the couch during Saturday environmental and then you start wondering how he/she got better since all the pills went down under the couch. 7. I cannot kill myself: if you give them 15 meds, they are making 15 swallows. These ones have very narrow oesophagus and hence easily irritated. Give them big meds like paracetamol or flagyl and watch them break it into two Which category do you belong to? Also add yours...
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teabully:Yea right bro |
Performanking:[color=#995500] Onuachu the fool-Z [/color] |
[color=#995500] That onauchu is a mumu goat....all tall and retarded...Kanu wannabe...so useless he couldn’t take advantage of aerial ball...thunder fire NFF ![]() [/color] |
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Today, we recorded another victory for our people as the Oyo State House of Assembly approved immediate access to N7.6B meant for the development of farm estates in Akufo and Eruwa farm settlements in Oyo StateLalasticlala Mynd44 https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cyA0ynxtg/?igshid=qynaiipah7hr
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Luciferlove:From where bro, tell me about it abeg |
As seen on Facebook...translation is below: Hmmmmm, great mystery!Lalasticlala Mynd44
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alveene:Yes only if they are elected...but I guess these ones are appointees by the Governor himself...these days governors don’t conduct local govt elections...they just appoint chairmen to work with them. |
1. Nigeria’s case is a matter of ‘we are not complaining’ and not ‘who’ll bell the cat’: The massive turnout for the release of Tacha shows Nigerian youths are not interested in the fight for a better governance, rather social media sensations and trends. A case of anything to make them forget their problems. 2. Mediocrity is valuable than education/research: we’ve seen different donations for the recently disqualified housemate and we’ve also seen chicken prizes for overall best graduating students in tertiary institutions. It is safe to say education has been reduced to nothing in Nigeria 3. Nigerian youths are indeed lazy: Despite the acclaimed famine and unemployment in the land amongst youths, majority of voters are youths who dedicated their time to watch the life of random individuals for months and also spend their hard-earned money on voting same. The months spent watching the daily activities of these housemates is enough to start a business and break-even. Some can’t even dedicate an hour to monitor forex trends without getting bored eventually. Our president is right about youths afterall, maybe we youths are just being dramatic. 4. Nigerian youths deserve this government: No government will take the youths of a country like this serious since they are more active and interested in social media than on things that will improve their future. 5. Good character will get you nowhere: If you are a gentle man and do lawful and legal things in Nigeria, you’ll most probably not be celebrated. On the other hand, uncouth mouth, ill behavior will win you followers and pity. Add yours |
Seun:This title reeks of mediocrity and it’s misleading https://www.nairaland.com/5421720/lizzy-transformed-pastor-tony-rapu [s]Before and after photos of smoking young lady transformed by pastor rapu[/s] Before and after photos of a teenage smoker transformed by pastor rapu Why would ‘smoking’ come in that headline...it’s confusing...I was expecting 1. pictures of her in that process of smoking or 2. A smoking hot lady ![]() |
[color=#995500] I hope you’ve seen the length and girth of an average hausaFulani dïkc And for ur girl, if she tastes it once, buratai can’t stop her from whöring... Best advice: send her to a boarding school in the village or suburbs and tell the teachers to give her close marking [/color] |
[color=#995500][b]sadly, you are a newcomer 1. Your first mistake is acting like a pusśy-deprived boy, don’t ever let a lady know you like her even if you do. Girls hate sassy guys. 2. Young girls ain’t attracted to NICE guys, d earlier you quit your quest to be in her “good books”, d better. Appear like you don’t care or give a flying fVkç 3. Flirt a lot with other ladies in her presence. I hope you know how to flirt. 4. Never ask a girl to be your girlfriend verbally. You are lucky she ain’t from WOBE Avenue, she for don launch you money/recharge card request. 5. Quit been dramatic...u saw her with a load of guys and so? Alpha males don’t get threatened by the pack; we rather see it as an avenue to lead. This point will be hard for you though. 6. Practically delete her number, stop stalking her around, be brief with the greetings when you see her, flirt around many girls. Having done this for 6months or more, tell her to come visit you, if she come, lamba am, if she no gree come, forget her and move on with life. [/b][/color] |
He promised citizens immunity from prosecution if the victim survives the attackLalasticlala Mynd44 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7461677/amp/Philippines-hardman-president-Duterte-urges-people-attack-corrupt-officials.html
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pyrex23:[color=#995500]haaa, it’s also sweet o...sweet pass drum sef....but it’s best cooked like agoyin...goes well on rice, yam and bread... But be warned, it lasts before it gets done...ur gas go suffer small [/color] |
[color=#995500] When will Magu start arresting Gandollar and co [/color] |
At today’s EXCO meeting, we received updates from our Commissioner of Education, Science and Technology, Prof. Daud Shangodoyin on the ongoing renovation of 100 state-owned schools. 40 have been completed, and 60 are at advanced stages of renovation and close to completionhttps://www.instagram.com/p/B2PVPufH3bf/?igshid=v6wobjdh4ltf
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[color=#995500]But why does my country people find this something meaningful to look forward to? Is it because it’s a tale of “the better demon”? Because as it stands, if it’s not like Seyi Makinde vs M.Buhari, trust me, it’s useless To all of you celebrating Atiku, by the time Atiku wire una better hardship just like Buhari, I must not hear piiiim in nairaland....lest we start breaking bottles on all of una head [/color] |
[color=#995500] The problem is not about the woman. It is clearly about you who sold your birthright as a man, severed your manhood and plastered a thick puna in its place. You are the one who needs a rehab. Shebi she dey allow you rub now, very soon, na to dey make you masturb8 while u look her lie down for bed [/color] |
[color=#995500]https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_59.gif Gandollar and his cohorts right now [/color]
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It is an uncommon experience to get to see a Fulani herdsman with superb Zanku skills right, this one right here will break your doubts. Video below Can Lalasticlala beat this guy? Mynd44 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02vHpRQQCx0
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Ikeg1:[color=#995500] O dun werey... https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_59.gif Never knew you are brilliant than Wikipedia....dindinrin [/color] |
Ikeg1:[color=#995500] With this statement you made, It is certain there is nothing left in the right side of your thick skull, and nothing right about what’s left. So if a country is in the western part of east Africa, you’ll call it westEastern? We have 4 cardinals, north, east, south and west. Some regions fall into 2 cardinals, like in the case of south eastern states in Nigeria like Enugu; when Nigeria is divided into 2 along the y-axis, enugu falls to the eastern space, and when divided along the x-axis, it falls south....so it’s southeastern... Rivers a core south is referred to as south south; not because it belongs to the southern part of the south like your demented reasoning would suggest [/color] |
Ikeg1:[color=#995500] You have a poor knowledge of geography MR island To help you out It means part of it belongs to the north, and part to the east...if you still don’t understand that, see your doctor #over&out [/color]
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Ikeg1:[color=#995500] NorthAfrica...So it’s still safe to say it’s in the north...always get your facts right before you disagree [/color] |
[color=#995500] North Africa is far ahead of its counterparts... Nigerian leaders believe the larger the dumb heads, the sweeter the loot and the bigger the babariga... For clarification, ask gandollar [/color] |
[color=#995500] Iku to’n pa ojugba eni.............. [/color] |
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