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PoliticsRe: Kano House Of Assembly Chief Whip Car's Number Plate Written As Chip Whip by daewoorazer(op): 10:53pm On Nov 02, 2019
Is Musa not tired for gate laidis

PoliticsKano House Of Assembly Chief Whip Car's Number Plate Written As Chip Whip by daewoorazer(op): 10:52pm On Nov 02, 2019
This has caused lots of reactions on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/jaafarsjaafar/status/1190718688263069697?s=21

SportsAiyegbeni: Only Thing Nigerians Will Remember Me For Is The One Goal I Missed by daewoorazer(op): 7:37pm On Nov 02, 2019
Between an educational/history page and Veteran Nigerian Super Eagles Captain, Yakubu Aiyegbeni as seen in Twitter:


https://twitter.com/daddyistwenty/status/1190155159223058432?s=21

PoliticsHave You Seen Int’l Leaders Congregate For Meeting In Africa? by daewoorazer(op): 6:34pm On Oct 24, 2019
When will African politicians grow up and stop being stooges to the international community? These Asian and European presidents give them enslaving deals whilst they still carry their asses over for same.

Has anyone ever heard Cyril ramaphosa or buhari inviting Asian heads of states for meeting in Abuja/Johannesburg since they are the ones interested in investing in Africa due to our large market audience.

I used to have hope in Africa until we lost Gaddafi to the cold hands of death.

This is simultaneously sad and shameful! sad
HealthDifferent Ways People Ingest Pills When Indisposed by daewoorazer(op):
1. The amateur:
These ones wait for a sweet bowl of eba/garri before any dose of medicine/pill is taken. They rip up a morsel of eba, put the med In it and close it up then wrestle it in a pool of sweet soup. If this is not in place, forget; they’d rather let that sickness kill them

2. The interns:
These category use soft drinks, they drink a gulp then throw the pills in there. They will never use water...are u kidney me ni?

3. The rookies:
These ones get mind small..gulp small water in their mouth, then throw the meds.

4. The deputies:
These ones will throw the meds in their mouth, then start looking for cup of water or the nearest pure water seller around. They don’t care if the flagyl/ chloroquine have melted in their mouth Or not lipsrsealed

5. Generals:
shoutout to our mamas and papas, they mostly belong to this category. This category don’t take their meds with anything not even water. They chew the meds no matter how much there are and that’s it. Saliva go wash am down....eeeeeeeww lipsrsealed


6. Scammers:
this is rampant amongst the very stubborn children. They are funny and smart. When their parents force meds on them, they pretend to throw the pills in their mouth but in the actual sense, the pills go past their ear to the back of the couch. A huge pile of drugs will then be discovered underneath the couch during Saturday environmental and then you start wondering how he/she got better since all the pills went down under the couch.

7. I cannot kill myself:
if you give them 15 meds, they are making 15 swallows. These ones have very narrow oesophagus and hence easily irritated. Give them big meds like paracetamol or flagyl and watch them break it into two

Which category do you belong to?
Also add yours...

PoliticsRe: Seun Turns A Living Legend As Nairaland Trends Worldwide On Twitter - Top Tweets by daewoorazer(m): 2:05am On Oct 22, 2019
teabully:
I remembered a good pal telling me i wished you had introduced me to nairaland a long time ago, I would have left this shit hole of a country,
He finally made use of the travel section to his utmost best..., and the rest is history

Daewoorazer...,
Yea right bro
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil 1 - 1: International Friendly On 13th October 2019 by daewoorazer(m): 3:01pm On Oct 13, 2019
Performanking:
Grades..

Rohr D
Ajayi A
Ekong B
Uzoho B-
Awaziem A
Iwobi F
Ndidi D
Simon C-
Chukwueze C
Aribo A
Oshimen B

Who am I missing?
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Onuachu the fool-Z
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil 1 - 1: International Friendly On 13th October 2019 by daewoorazer(m): 2:57pm On Oct 13, 2019
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That onauchu is a mumu goat....all tall and retarded...Kanu wannabe...so useless he couldn’t take advantage of aerial ball...thunder fire NFF angry
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PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Wedding Hoax, Rumours: Hilarious Reactions by daewoorazer(m): 12:30am On Oct 12, 2019
teabully:
daewoorazer, please give this man a chilled bottle of Heineken and the other man above an odeku.
grin
PoliticsGov Makinde Blocked 7.6bn For The Development Of Settlements During Past Tenure by daewoorazer(op): 8:55pm On Oct 10, 2019
Today, we recorded another victory for our people as the Oyo State House of Assembly approved immediate access to N7.6B meant for the development of farm estates in Akufo and Eruwa farm settlements in Oyo State
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This brings a logical conclusion to a battle that took us from the judiciary to the legislature. Before assuming office in May 2019, I had applied to the Oyo State High Court to get an injunction restraining the previous administration from accessing these funds, a few days to the end of their tenure
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The previous administration borrowed the money from the CBN for the purchase of "agricultural equipment" which they wanted to purchase towards the end of their tenure. Oyo State has already started repaying this loan which we have been unable to access until now
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The farm estates will serve as pilots of our Private Public Development Partnership (PPDP) Farm Estates and will eventually generate funds to develop the other seven farm settlements in Oyo State. This is a deliberate plan aimed at creating sustainable development in the state.
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cyA0ynxtg/?igshid=qynaiipah7hr

CrimeRe: Man Who Dig Up Graves To Sell ‘clothes Dead People Are Wrapped In’burnt To Death by daewoorazer(op): 3:40pm On Oct 09, 2019
Luciferlove:
He looked dead already, I am sure he was the man that escaped from here on Saturday evening angry angry
From where bro, tell me about it abeg
CrimeMan Who Dig Up Graves To Sell ‘clothes Dead People Are Wrapped In’burnt To Death by daewoorazer(op): 3:34pm On Oct 09, 2019
As seen on Facebook...translation is below:

Hmmmmm, great mystery!
Unimaginable happening in Oyo town, a particular man was set ablaze along Idi-Ope road before Owode on 6/10/2019 which happened to be a Sunday...Everyday for the thief but one day for the owner. This has become an age long habit of this man before the last straw which broke his camel’s back. Information gathered was that he wears white clothes and rings a bell to beg for alms at Akesan market mosque. All this while he has been carrying out criminal activities. We also heard he digs up graves to mine the clothes dead bodies are wrapped in to sell them. The clothes seen on him are such of them. May God deliver us from evil men. Myself, yourself will not be unfortunate this year, and may we not enter the snares of the Fowler (Amen)
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

PoliticsRe: Obaseki Suspends Another Council Chairman Over Corruption Allegations by daewoorazer(m): 12:19pm On Oct 09, 2019
alveene:
I thought governors do not have any constitutional right to suspend LG chairmen?
Yes only if they are elected...but I guess these ones are appointees by the Governor himself...these days governors don’t conduct local govt elections...they just appoint chairmen to work with them.
TV/Movies5 Things To Learn From The Recent Happenings In Bbnaija by daewoorazer(op): 10:21pm On Sep 29, 2019
1. Nigeria’s case is a matter of ‘we are not complaining’ and not ‘who’ll bell the cat’:

The massive turnout for the release of Tacha shows Nigerian youths are not interested in the fight for a better governance, rather social media sensations and trends. A case of anything to make them forget their problems.

2. Mediocrity is valuable than education/research:

we’ve seen different donations for the recently disqualified housemate and we’ve also seen chicken prizes for overall best graduating students in tertiary institutions. It is safe to say education has been reduced to nothing in Nigeria

3. Nigerian youths are indeed lazy:
Despite the acclaimed famine and unemployment in the land amongst youths, majority of voters are youths who dedicated their time to watch the life of random individuals for months and also spend their hard-earned money on voting same. The months spent watching the daily activities of these housemates is enough to start a business and break-even. Some can’t even dedicate an hour to monitor forex trends without getting bored eventually. Our president is right about youths afterall, maybe we youths are just being dramatic.

4. Nigerian youths deserve this government:
No government will take the youths of a country like this serious since they are more active and interested in social media than on things that will improve their future.

5. Good character will get you nowhere:

If you are a gentle man and do lawful and legal things in Nigeria, you’ll most probably not be celebrated. On the other hand, uncouth mouth, ill behavior will win you followers and pity.

Add yours
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Sold To A Foreign Investor / Seun still in Charge? by daewoorazer(m): 4:57pm On Sep 17, 2019
Seun:
Still waiting for links to the threads that people are complaining about. In my experience, it's better to deal with specifics.
This title reeks of mediocrity and it’s misleading
https://www.nairaland.com/5421720/lizzy-transformed-pastor-tony-rapu

[s]Before and after photos of smoking young lady transformed by pastor rapu[/s]

Before and after photos of a teenage smoker transformed by pastor rapu

Why would ‘smoking’ come in that headline...it’s confusing...I was expecting 1. pictures of her in that process of smoking or 2. A smoking hot lady grin
FamilyRe: My 13 Year Old Daughter Has Been Flirting For Free Suya by daewoorazer(m): 6:28am On Sep 17, 2019
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I hope you’ve seen the length and girth of an average hausaFulani dïkc

And for ur girl, if she tastes it once, buratai can’t stop her from whöring...

Best advice: send her to a boarding school in the village or suburbs and tell the teachers to give her close marking
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders, I'm Just Tired & helpless in this situation by daewoorazer(m):
[color=#995500][b]sadly, you are a newcomer
1. Your first mistake is acting like a pusśy-deprived boy, don’t ever let a lady know you like her even if you do. Girls hate sassy guys.
2. Young girls ain’t attracted to NICE guys, d earlier you quit your quest to be in her “good books”, d better. Appear like you don’t care or give a flying fVkç
3. Flirt a lot with other ladies in her presence. I hope you know how to flirt.
4. Never ask a girl to be your girlfriend verbally. You are lucky she ain’t from WOBE Avenue, she for don launch you money/recharge card request.
5. Quit been dramatic...u saw her with a load of guys and so? Alpha males don’t get threatened by the pack; we rather see it as an avenue to lead. This point will be hard for you though.
6. Practically delete her number, stop stalking her around, be brief with the greetings when you see her, flirt around many girls. Having done this for 6months or more, tell her to come visit you, if she come, lamba am, if she no gree come, forget her and move on with life.
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Foreign Affairs'hit Them. Shoot Them. But Don't Kill Them': Philippines President Tells Citizen by daewoorazer(op): 2:46pm On Sep 14, 2019
He promised citizens immunity from prosecution if the victim survives the attack

In a speech made during his visit to Bataan the president, 74, urged the violence

He said if you have weapons you can shoot but you won't be pardoned if they die


In a speech made during his visit to Bataan on Thursday, the president suggested shooting corrupt officials in the foot to avoid a prison sentence and offered to defend such action.


In a speech made during his visit to Bataan Thursday, the president (pictured) urged people to attack corrupt officials - but warned there may be no pardon if the victim dies

Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte (pictured) said if anyone witnesses officials taking bribes and shoots them he can promise them immunity from prosecution


'You're a fart away from disaster': Philippines president Duterte delivers extraordinary put-down to overweight senator who dared to criticise him.

He said: 'If you pay a tax, a fee or get a certificate, and the officials ask for a bribe, hit them. If you have weapons, you can shoot them, but don't kill, because during the proceedings you may not receive a pardon.'

'Don't kill them because you might end up getting embroiled with those given pardon after computation. Just the foot.

'It will only be serious physical injuries. You'll be placed on probation. You'll just report to probation officer. At least you shot a foolish thief and I will defend you.'

The outspoken leader added that those who take him up on the offer 'will not be sent to prison, but will only be seriously punished physically.'

The president appealed to the public to assert their rights, and report any corruption or abuse involving a government official or worker.


The outspoken president (pictured) appealed to the public to assert their rights, and report any corruption or abuse involving a government official or worker
He said if the corruption incident reaches his office, he would summon the concerned official and let the complaint slap him or her in the face in front of him.

The United Nations adopted a resolution in July this year calling for a full-scale investigation into the drug war in the Philippines, which is a key part of Duterte's domestic policy.

Duterte has long faced criticism over police forces when it comes to fighting drug trafficking.
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7461677/amp/Philippines-hardman-president-Duterte-urges-people-attack-corrupt-officials.html

FamilyRe: My Neighbours Have Seen My Wife's Unclad Body Twice!!! by daewoorazer(m): 3:58pm On Sep 13, 2019
sad
FoodRe: Is White Beans Edible And How Does It Taste? by daewoorazer(m): 10:43pm On Sep 11, 2019
pyrex23:
Okay, on my way back from school I wanted to buy oloyin beans but it wasn't available..
I saw this white beans.. and I decided to buy it..
I haven't cooked it yet..
Has anyone eaten it b4?
How does it taste compared to oloyin and drum?
[color=#995500]haaa, it’s also sweet o...sweet pass drum sef....but it’s best cooked like agoyin...goes well on rice, yam and bread...

But be warned, it lasts before it gets done...ur gas go suffer small
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CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 13 Yahoo Boys In Enugu, Recovers Cars [see Names] by daewoorazer(m): 8:03am On Sep 11, 2019
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When will Magu start arresting Gandollar and co
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PoliticsGovernor Makinde To Refund Tuition Fees Collected By Ajimobi To Parents by daewoorazer(op): 7:29am On Sep 11, 2019
At today’s EXCO meeting, we received updates from our Commissioner of Education, Science and Technology, Prof. Daud Shangodoyin on the ongoing renovation of 100 state-owned schools. 40 have been completed, and 60 are at advanced stages of renovation and close to completion
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The distribution of exercise books and textbooks to students will commence on Monday, September 16, 2019, when schools resume.
We are also taking stock of our teachers (Mainstream, NYSC, N-Power and PTA) and the subjects they teach to note the distribution so our intervention will be adequately targeted. The issue of running costs of schools is being addressed.
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We are in the process of refunding N28 Million to parents and guardians who paid for forms and other expenses in state-owned secondary schools under the previous administration. The Ministry of Education, Science and Technology website has been updated to include helplines so citizens can get in touch about governance issues on education.
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Our Commissioner for Environment and Natural Resources, Honourable Kehinde Ayoola, gave us an update on the steps being taken to expand our forest reserves, and Oyo State’s bid to access the United Nations’ Reducing Emission from Deforestation and Degradation (REDD PLUS) Grant.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2PVPufH3bf/?igshid=v6wobjdh4ltf

PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Buhari: Judgement Day As Tribunal Rules by daewoorazer(m): 7:11am On Sep 11, 2019
[color=#995500]But why does my country people find this something meaningful to look forward to?

Is it because it’s a tale of “the better demon”?
Because as it stands, if it’s not like Seyi Makinde vs M.Buhari, trust me, it’s useless

To all of you celebrating Atiku, by the time Atiku wire una better hardship just like Buhari, I must not hear piiiim in nairaland....lest we start breaking bottles on all of una head
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RomanceRe: Painful Sex Or She Doesn't Love Me? by daewoorazer(m): 3:00pm On Sep 10, 2019
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The problem is not about the woman.

It is clearly about you who sold your birthright as a man, severed your manhood and plastered a thick puna in its place.

You are the one who needs a rehab.

Shebi she dey allow you rub now, very soon, na to dey make you masturb8 while u look her lie down for bed
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Asked Us To Focus On Northern Nigeria — World Bank by daewoorazer(m): 3:32pm On Sep 09, 2019
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Gandollar and his cohorts right now
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CelebritiesFulani Herdsman “zankus” Superbly To Olamide’s Song, Money Sprayed On Him by daewoorazer(op): 3:04pm On Sep 09, 2019
It is an uncommon experience to get to see a Fulani herdsman with superb Zanku skills right, this one right here will break your doubts. Video below

Can Lalasticlala beat this guy? Mynd44


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02vHpRQQCx0

Foreign AffairsRe: Ethiopia Slates November 13 For Sidama Autonomy Referendum by daewoorazer(m): 5:41am On Sep 08, 2019
Ikeg1:
Even after providing this idiot links to educate himself, he's still arguing over common Knowledge. What a shame!!!!

So obvious you're trying to save face instead of accepting you goofed and accepted your mistake. Pathetic!!!
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O dun werey...
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Never knew you are brilliant than Wikipedia....dindinrin
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Foreign AffairsRe: Ethiopia Slates November 13 For Sidama Autonomy Referendum by daewoorazer(m): 5:35am On Sep 08, 2019
Ikeg1:
It is talking about their position in the region they are in aka the northern position of East Africa.
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With this statement you made,
It is certain there is nothing left in the right side of your thick skull, and nothing right about what’s left.

So if a country is in the western part of east Africa, you’ll call it westEastern?

We have 4 cardinals, north, east, south and west. Some regions fall into 2 cardinals, like in the case of south eastern states in Nigeria like Enugu; when Nigeria is divided into 2 along the y-axis, enugu falls to the eastern space, and when divided along the x-axis, it falls south....so it’s southeastern...

Rivers a core south is referred to as south south; not because it belongs to the southern part of the south like your demented reasoning would suggest
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Foreign AffairsRe: Ethiopia Slates November 13 For Sidama Autonomy Referendum by daewoorazer(m): 4:45am On Sep 08, 2019
Ikeg1:
I'm not about to argue common knowledge

Ethiopia is an EAST AFRICAN country. Educate yourself!!
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You have a poor knowledge of geography MR island
To help you out

It means part of it belongs to the north, and part to the east...if you still don’t understand that, see your doctor
#over&out
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Foreign AffairsRe: Ethiopia Slates November 13 For Sidama Autonomy Referendum by daewoorazer(m):
Ikeg1:
Ethiopia is in East Africa, not North
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NorthAfrica...So it’s still safe to say it’s in the north...always get your facts right before you disagree
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Foreign AffairsRe: Ethiopia Slates November 13 For Sidama Autonomy Referendum by daewoorazer(m): 1:59am On Sep 08, 2019
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North Africa is far ahead of its counterparts...

Nigerian leaders believe the larger the dumb heads, the sweeter the loot and the bigger the babariga...

For clarification, ask gandollar
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CrimeRe: Lawrence Igbero: Policeman Killed By Kidnappers In Rivers State, Corpse Found by daewoorazer(m): 4:47am On Sep 07, 2019
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Iku to’n pa ojugba eni..............
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