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Crime › Re: Please Help. Lawyers, Judges, Officers And Everyone by daewoorazer(m): 1:32am On Apr 23, 2020

@PoliceNG_CRU
Tag this handle on twitter

They will sure take it up..thank me later

Health › Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by daewoorazer(m): 1:20am On Apr 23, 2020

It is called Neisseria gonorrhoeae.

Gonooooooooooorrhea is my out of lab suggestion

It could however be another infection...my advice is go run full STD test; and after a month, go for HIV

He who eats and leave crumbs on the floor must surely anticipate the visit of the ants.

Next time you don’t lamba random thots rawwwwww

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Education › Re: Remove your mind from corona virus figures and put it on this figure by daewoorazer(m): 1:33am On Apr 21, 2020

The answer is crazy
Mrshape
But I’m close

I think we need more info

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Dragged On Twitter; Guilty Of What He Dissed Oby Of by daewoorazer(m): 4:08pm On Apr 20, 2020

DanseMacabre:
I think those 'reactants' are missing the point though. Reno's emphasis wasn't on either GEJ's or GMB's governments, but instead on Ezekwesili's duplicity.

No, they are saying he has no moral justification to drag Oby...he is a stooge to a bad government.

If it’s coming from someone with clean hands, fine!

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Dragged On Twitter; Guilty Of What He Dissed Oby Of by daewoorazer(m): 4:06pm On Apr 20, 2020

Nigerians are like goats. Torture a goat right now and in 2 minutes he has forgotten he was almost killed by torture.

They are constantly in love with the oppressors who impoverish them, if not, how can they listen to the trash someone like reno has to say. Whenever i see renosnuggets hashtag I get so infuriated. He has no moral justification to motivate any Nigerian having supported one of the worst administration which looted our commonwealth with reckless abandon.

He is no different from Femi Adesina, Garba sheu, etal..

PMB should give him a portfolio and watch him STFu his stinking orifice.

Useless APC and PDP buffoons

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Romance › Re: Help Please My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by daewoorazer(m): 3:24pm On Apr 19, 2020

You’ll leave school right? Your head is not correct.

If she’s opened to abortion, abort especially if that girl ain’t no where near being a wife. If you marry a girl meant to be ‘one night stand’ out of pity, Ministry of health says you’ll die young.

Whatever you do, never abort your career in school. If you decide to keep the child, give to either of your parents, if you’re orphans, plead with your elder siblings!

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Romance › Re: Cheating Wife. Advise Needed by daewoorazer(m): 11:23pm On Apr 18, 2020

blovesther:
what he saw was just a chart between them blaming themselves for not waiting/marrying each other and is not enough to just call off the wedding.
just that hiding it is where she got it wrong. me, I communicate such chats with my husband and we just laugh/gossip over it and that is all

Did you read the part where he said his supposed bride answers to sweet names?

History555
Don’t be a simp.
Seperate with that mf ASAP. I’m telling you this because these women nowadays bring BASTVRDS home. I’m saving you DNA costs bro. Also STD/HIV lab costs and treatment too.

While you’re separated, find another girl and then divorce her

be a man and stop disgracing the dangling balls between ur thighs

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Romance › Re: I Miss My Rich Ex Girlfriend by daewoorazer(m): 2:00pm On Apr 15, 2020

I was once fcvking a girl like this.
She’d tell me not to go chill with friends say she dey come
She dey try control me coz she dey buy things for me
Me wey my eye red... na one day I say I no do again

Now one thing I wanna warn u about is these spoilt girls dey craze for head o. BETTER DONT GO BACK TO YOUR VOMIT

she go drag u like say tomorrow no dey....
If you can’t afford Arizona, smoke pawpaw leaves

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Health › Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by daewoorazer(m): 10:47pm On Apr 14, 2020

ioreth69:
microbiologist

Hahahaha...you sabi

Health › Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by daewoorazer(m): 10:26pm On Apr 14, 2020

As for the white mouth, that’s a fungal case of Candida Albicans OR yeast from eating pûssy

As for the running stomach, the pH of your stomach is upset, hence increase in the proliferation of a certain gastro intestinal organism. May be E.coli or another.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FCSC: A Country Where 3rd Class Is Considered Above Msc + Bsc (2.1) by daewoorazer(m): 7:01pm On Apr 14, 2020

barackodam:
Haha.....wow, I don't know you, but I'm happy for you.

We're also actively struggling to leave this "shithole"

Which country you dey?

Canada

As at the time I made that comment, never knew I’ll be leaving in few months

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FCSC: A Country Where 3rd Class Is Considered Above Msc + Bsc (2.1) by daewoorazer(m): 4:52am On Apr 14, 2020

barackodam:
3 years later we're still stuck doing nothing

Bro I left the shithole d same year and I never regretted it. Life is sweet on the other side! #MyTestimony

Crime › Re: Police Inspector Exposed For Extorting 40,000 From Citizen In Lagos by daewoorazer(op): 7:11pm On Apr 11, 2020

Here is the Police Complaint Response Unit reaction on twitter

Your complaint is hereby acknowledged and investigation has been initiated. Your Tracking Number is #CRU398378 Thank you for contacting NPF-CRU.

Crime › Police Inspector Exposed For Extorting 40,000 From Citizen In Lagos by daewoorazer(op): 7:09pm On Apr 11, 2020

Officer Taloju Martins extorts 40,000 from a man who went to get food yesterday Friday 10th of April 2020 at AGO PALACE ROAD OKOTA. He is the SO of Ago Police station Lagos and was caught on camera clearly. Please intervene.
@PoliceNG @AcpIshaku @PoliceNG_CRU @ElkanaBala @segalink @NCDCgov

VICTIM: Good afternoon sir, yesterday I left my house to buy some stuffs at the mall, and buy fuel as well, I was stopped on the way by some policemen, they asked where I was going to and I told them, they said I should come down,

I came down, one of the police men drove my car to ago Police station, okota. I live at ago too. When we got there I met so many others, we were told to meet the s/o he delayed us from 9am to 5pm and when people became tired and frustrated,

people started going in to meet him one by one, and the least he collect from each of them was 50k, when it got to my turn I tried to explain now way, I told him I can afford 20k he sent me out, I came back offered 30k he refused...

He said he can pity me and collect 40k that the dpo knows about all the cars and will take her share....so I went to the bank and withdrew 40k and gave him, then he released my key for me... Unknown to him I recorded him.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

https://twitter.com/policeng_cru/status/1249028648063111170?s=21

Romance › Share Your Experience With Uncircumcised Men by daewoorazer(op): 2:51pm On Apr 10, 2020

Faces usually turn grumpy when especially a man claims he hasn’t undergone the knife treatment down there. Is there anything bad about it? Does it make sex with them less interesting?

Ladies do you care if a guy is circumcised or not?

Education › Re: Let Me See How Critical People Can Think,let's See Who Can This Simple Equation by daewoorazer(m): 11:14pm On Apr 06, 2020

timagentms:
Let X = Birds.
Then, X + X/2 + 1 = 100. equation (pcit).

:. X + X/2 = 100-1

X + X/2 = 99,

2X + X = 99*2

3X = 99*2

X = 99*2 ÷ 3,

X = 33*2,

X = 66.

Then substitute the value of X into equation

X + X/2 + 1 = 100,

Then, 66 + 66/2 + 1,

66 + 33 + 1,

= 99 + 1,

= 100.

So the birds were 66

Also Please, people should take note of this *WE ARE NOT HUNDRED* we will need half of us (66) which is 33 plus you (1)

Thank you

You’d have been right if it added “more”

As in “half more of us and you”

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Education › Re: Let Me See How Critical People Can Think,let's See Who Can This Simple Equation by daewoorazer(m): 10:30pm On Apr 06, 2020

Xclusiveme:
The bracket should be after us not the way u put it. It should be (1/2 of us) +you=100

You have violated BODMAS. That’s the trick...bracket before any other grin

Education › Re: Let Me See How Critical People Can Think,let's See Who Can This Simple Equation by daewoorazer(m): 10:20pm On Apr 06, 2020

Xclusiveme:
Lol bruh...

Watch the solution

We need half of us plus you to be hundred

Let us be X

And you be (1)

1/2 of X =X/2

X/2 + 1=100

X/2=100-1

X/2=99

MULTIPLICATION (CROSS MULTIPLY)

X=99*2

X=198

Prof I can’t argue further grin

But I can bet my left scrotum

Education › Re: Let Me See How Critical People Can Think,let's See Who Can This Simple Equation by daewoorazer(m): 10:10pm On Apr 06, 2020

Xclusiveme:
U are wrong. Half of 199 is 99.5

Listen carefully bro

It said half of us+ you
1/2 of (us + you)

Not just half of us grin

Hence half of 199+1= 100

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Education › Re: Let Me See How Critical People Can Think,let's See Who Can This Simple Equation by daewoorazer(m): 9:59pm On Apr 06, 2020*

This is BODMAS in word problem

1/2 of (us + you)= 100
Since ‘you’ is 1

1/2 of (us + 1)= 100

Us + 1 = 200

Us = 199

Hence, the total of birds flying is 199

With the bird that greeted, they make a 200.... half of 200 is 100

Cc: lytech1

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Christianity Etc › Religion: A Bane To Our Collective Development As A Nation by daewoorazer(op): 4:40am On Apr 06, 2020

Disclaimer: this is purely not a discrimination against any religion in particular!

Emile Durkheim

defined religion as "a unified system of beliefs and practices relative to sacred things, that is to say things set apart and forbidden - beliefs and practices which unite into one single moral community...

Religion as you would believe is a universal practice, but Christianity and Islam are never local to Africa, not even our country Nigeria. The two aforementioned religions were introduced into Nigeria by missionaries you’d agree with me.

Economic importance of religion

Scholars hypothesise religion impacts economic outcomes through religious doctrines promoting thrift, work ethic, honesty and trust.

Others argue it promotes cooperation and trust within culturally defined groups or clubs.[12] Studies compare the complementary effects of religious values such as charity, forgiveness, honesty and tolerance and religious social groups where membership instils favouritism or discrimination towards in or outgroup members.

[Wikipedia]

Scholars argued religion promotes work ethic, honesty and trust. In Nigeria today, the opposite is the case. Pastors and Imams now keep job opportunities to themselves and and their kins.

Some argued further to state that religion encourages charity; but is that actually so? It’s a NO! Clergies today do the opposite. They want their followers to donate to them irrespective of the pandemic the world is facing. They need these offerings for upkeep, to buy private jets, travel first class, wear designer shoes et al. The fact is that yes they do charity, but when donations surpasses charity, that’s a big threat!

The wiki quote further argues religion encourages tolerance. Needless to say much, even on this site, we know it’s the opposite.

Shortcomings of religion:

1. Terrorism/intolerance: Nigeria has never been more tensed as she is. It’s either terror against a religious group or the other.

2. Brainwashing:
Enough of clergies telling youths that all they need to be successful is tithing/offering/acts of worship. This is also extended to the traditional worshippers. The acts of ritual believing is the true way to prosperity has rendered a lot of humans dead, and a lot of corpses in the graveyard “skull-less”.

3. Separation: one thing that has divided this country the most is religion, ethnic divide is no where close to religious divide. This has rendered our electoral psyche useless, as electorates now vote along religious divides, rather than genuine interests.

Possible clues

1. Government should closely regulate and monitor the activities of every religious bodies. Government should limit religious houses to the barest minimum. As opposed to current practices of erecting religious houses anywhere and under any condition, the government should regulate these and make sure every proposal to erect new buildings must go through licensing by the government. The number of religious houses and the noise pollution they add to the society is alarming.

2. The government should regulate and monitor each religious donations. No religious house should be able to control its resources independently. Let’s see how many clergies will remain afterwards.

3. The government should enforce religious leaders to teach their followers that “Hardwork comes first, then prayer/faith makes it successful”. Grave punitive laws should be enacted against any religious head encouraging rituals or other incriminating practices. This will greatly reduce ritual killings, harvesting of skulls and scavenging for wet and dry faeces.

4. The government should seriously sanction any religious house reported to disrupt the peace of same community due to noise pollution. This system is in place already, but it’s very weak and only local to some state. The federal government should champion this fight, create a federal agency and website where citizens can launch complaint and upload exhibits and proofs.

Written and compiled by daewoorazer
Add yours!

Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 3:30am On Apr 06, 2020

Chi59:
Your moniker sells you out already. You hide behind anonymity, on a faceless forum to call me ugly. If I'm ugly for a female, then you're brainless for a dude. Fvck off, small dick.

How many more persons do you need to ascertain the fact that you’re a societal reject, an uglee bald vulture, with a fantastically built thick skull complemented with carnivorous teeth?

Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 3:47pm On Apr 05, 2020

Evercurious:
For your mind you are well noticed..lolzzz. See him looking for jobless lots to chase him around..

GO BUILD YOURSELF AND STOP WAITING FOR GIRLS OR LADIES OF LOW SELF ESTEEM WASTING THEIR TIME AROUND YOU.

PSA, I’m built. And will feed, sponsor the same education you ran from. grin

Ask nicely

Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:52pm On Apr 05, 2020

juniorboma:
I Wan connect you with my friend.. But you come be sickle cell... Eyaah..

See your big mouth for that Pic...

Agbaya

Egungun don enter express

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Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:51pm On Apr 05, 2020

Chi59:
Yeah, big teeth to bite you with. But then you aren't worth a second glance.

Are u saying you’re a dog?

Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:41pm On Apr 05, 2020

juniorboma:
If that's you on your profile, then on a scale of one to ten, I will rate you 3/10

...

Guy stop I don spill my drink cheesy

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Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:39pm On Apr 05, 2020

Chi59:
Clap for yourself. You've been noticed. Even your future wife isn't 1/10th ws pretty as I am.

Haaa, with that mighty forehead and incisors of a rabbit? U come be like paper join...you’re at best good as a tissue paper cheesy

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Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:27pm On Apr 05, 2020

Chi59:
A hormonal teenager who thought he made sense. You're pathetic. Fish eater, fish brain.
Run along, small boy.

Hahahahaha...o dun werey grin

Guys check her pic, na dem....ugly things are the most spoiled grin

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Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:20pm On Apr 05, 2020

Cholls:
my brother I'm sure seeing so many Alfa Sule here

The matter tire me o. Some guys na dindinrin ooo. Omutes! But it’s nice now, let them be the nice guys so they can balance d equations

Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:18pm On Apr 05, 2020

Evercurious:
Why call her 'Spoiled brat' cos she isnt falling for those childish pranks you talked about? Everyone can't have low self esteem. Hope you know that

use ur brain and ask her why she used the word ‘bloody narcissist’

And yes, we don’t give a damn about ur types. Do like mami water in d chats and we block u damn off ourselves. Let d small guys do the begging in ur dms

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