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PUSSYHOE:[color=#995500] Women’s game of attraction remains the same from time immemorial especially the gold digging ones - “to display nice gestures to lure you into popping the question” Once you pop the question, they believe you are at your weakest point and all in your emotions, then they strike you with Loan requests, recharge cards, pocket money et all.... But if you are a bad guy and keep offering her cucumber as a friend, she’d ask what you’re trying to do, tell her you are trying to fvkc her, trust me, she’d respect you as the bad guy you are. If she then rejects your cucumber, delete her number unto the next one [/color] |
PUSSYHOE:[color=#995500] Bro, the first mistake you did was asking her out verbally or via text. Number one bad boy rule of thumb is never ask a lady out. NEVER! You could just have invited her over, if she comes, entertain her with your cucumber, if she refuses let her go, ur success depends on your skills though. But then, she won’t see you as someone to tax money coz she’d see you as a crazy one [/color] |
[color=#995500] Soon, just soon, Nigeria will have a higher institution of kidnapping....Wadume can be VC, Evans is the undisputed Chancellor [/color] |
[color=#995500] Yes but don’t wail when they break coconut on your dumb head... I heard there is a new potato festival in Denmark [/color] |
ayommy12:[color=#995500] Get her to rent a car for Uber....she resume Uber in the evening after classes...case closed [/color] |
This has been a pretty important yet hardly-discussed topic due to the issue of privacy. By privacy I mean shaving encompasses reaching down our pubic hairs, not just the armpits et al. 1. Understand your skin: I don’t understand why a teenager in her/his puberty will decide to try with something as sinister as blade. Apart from the fact that it exposes your skin/hair pores to infection, it could cut you. As a beginner, try out different means: clipper, shaving powder etc. Study closely which gives you less worries after shaving. 2. Don’t go bald: if you are shaving sensitive areas like your pubes, don’t shave off completely. This is mostly easier if you are using a clipper. 3. Sterile standards: If you are used to blade, never reuse! If you are using clipper, buy a sterilizer; if that seems way costly for your pocket, you can use methylated spirits or gin/spirits. Clean your clipper teeth before and after. Never share! 4. Always have an antifungal/antimicrobial cream After shaving, rub on the shaved area to keep opened pores sterile against infection. Overall, clipper has been my best choice IMO, I’ve confirmed stories about how bad blades are against the skin as it irritates and results in bumps on the skin, however, veteran blade users have the best shaving experience. Their skin are used to the blade effect, hence, no irritation; this is common amongst old men. I’ve also heard hearsays about the after-effect of shaving powder; some say it darkens the shade of the skins’ color and thickens the skin itself. How true? |
This was an interesting yet unbelievable tale of a man who begged to be unblocked by a female user upon the payment of £100; this got Twitter users rant out their various minds... See pics after the cut
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[color=#995500] Another set of mouthbreathers [/color]https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_59.gif |
[color=#995500] Our politicians got themselves always, from one juicy position to the next.... Who else noticed there is no link for this news [/color] |
[color=#995500] You need agbo Jedi and also stop watching too much porn amos47 [/color] |
justice12000:[color=#995500] Bro, stop chestbeating, this ain’t the reason man... in simple terms, Germany Understands 1. No one is above the law 2. Believes freedom of speech and expression is human right 3. Doesn’t give a damn Bleep about the adjective ‘politician’ [/color] |
[color=#995500] The polithiefians think Germany is another zootopia. Now they’d think twice before traveling out now... they will be molested and beaten on the streets of foreign countries...they should ask about Zimbabweans some weeks back...this is a big development...sweets my black ass... https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_59.gif [/color] |
SilGent:[color=#995500] Well, at the end of every I.T is something we call report. I don’t know if the Federal government arm responsible for IT training still gives out the IT work/log book or not...if they do, it’s a book meant to record your daily exercises at your training place for the 6 months and at the end of the day, you return it for a particular amount of money. During my time I got paid 15k allowance, don’t know if it has increased or otherwise. Moreso is something called seminar and it should be based on one of your researches at your IT place, something like a report too and it’s usually like 4 units or 6 units(based on institution tho). So you decide if my list is of importance to you or not. [/color] |
popplm:[color=#995500] I’ll route for drug design but it comes with the burden of computer programming and creativity around drawing apps like architecture and engineering students do...see pic below [/color]
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writter:[color=#995500] Ogorin milionu OR milionu l’ona ogorin [/color] |
ImaIma1:[color=#995500] U are crazy https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_59.gif [/color] |
ImaIma1: According to him, he had sex with his gf on the 4th and from what the girl said, she saw her period on the 4th of the previous month. The emboldened shows after July 4th which was when she last saw her menses, they never had sex until 4th of August; if otherwise, OP will let us in the know....am I right OP? |
ekesimo:[color=#995500] Naturally, the girl should have seen her period around 1st of August....if she didn’t see it till 4th, then MAYBE she has conceived and trying to force in your guy.... But it’s also possible menses come late, My verdict is she has already conceived before meeting your guy....not 100 percent though but I’m 99% certain [/color] |
[color=#995500] Do you have a video evidence? Did you go to the hospital? Did you take pictures of the parts battered? If yes, send me a mail.... If you do not have number 1, don’t bother...... But if you are missing 2 or 3, go do it and contact me [/color] |
[color=#995500] Okorocha is right, Ihedioha should stop destroying properties worth millions if not billions; rather should wreck okoroausa by putting him in jail for the rest of his miserable life. [/color] |
[color=#995500] Juliet, IceBag and you blogger are all mad together. [/color] |
[color=#995500] That’s why they call us OMOLUABI. You’re welcome... Btw, which tribe are you of? [/color] |
[color=#995500] Funny thing is tomorrow if that driver survives, he’d still grab the steering wheel of another truck... What a useless government [/color] |
[color=#995500] The mums egg will be like: Identify yourself, are you carrying X or Y chromosome Sperm: BOTH https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_59.gif [/color] |
[color=#995500] Zouma is a pile of shitload waiting to burst... ![]() [/color] |
[color=#995500] Dumb headed politicians and monarchs.... The only thing they know is food, pûssy and most importantly money. They know nothing about technocracy, it’s about who can siphon money for them from the coffers. [/color] |
teabully:[color=#995500] Brother man, everything chilling chilling...wassup [/color] |
[color=#995500] They should have RAMed up security, not only beefed....if they hear allahu now, na to scatter commot everywhere [/color] |
[color=#995500] My neighbor’s grandma asked if I’m interested in a snail chop.....I said NO thank you as I’m only interested in hairy snails. She thinks I belong to the indomie generation as there is no hairy snail..... I think the joke is on her ![]() [/color] |
[color=#995500] Here’s the deal. 1. ‘Unlove’ her totally and seek for a new girl 2. Accept her apologies and start treating her like a sex object. Just have her to bang and bang alone. No emotions and no feelings. 3. Someday, she’d be the one to bid you farewell; but you won! [/color] |
Katier00:[color=#995500] Exactly the Nigerian mentality. How is he spoiling Nairaland? He came to air his view just like you everyday. He has the right to freedom of expression. If you cannot be in someone’s shoes, never judge them. He needs help so he won’t commit a regrettable decision and that’s logical and very reasonable. Back to you young man...it’s a passing phase. My candid advice is you should find yourself a girlfriend. If you cum once in a while, her naked body won’t bother you...to say at least. Goodluck [/color] |
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