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RomanceRe: She Asked Me Money After Turning Me Down 2 Months Ago, What Am I Paying For? PIC by daewoorazer(m): 9:40pm On Aug 25, 2019
PUSSYHOE:
I'd use that technique, when some seems stubborn i just ask out and see where it leads.
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Women’s game of attraction remains the same from time immemorial especially the gold digging ones -

“to display nice gestures to lure you into popping the question”

Once you pop the question, they believe you are at your weakest point and all in your emotions, then they strike you with Loan requests, recharge cards, pocket money et all....


But if you are a bad guy and keep offering her cucumber as a friend, she’d ask what you’re trying to do, tell her you are trying to fvkc her, trust me, she’d respect you as the bad guy you are. If she then rejects your cucumber, delete her number unto the next one
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RomanceRe: She Asked Me Money After Turning Me Down 2 Months Ago, What Am I Paying For? PIC by daewoorazer(m): 9:32pm On Aug 25, 2019
PUSSYHOE:
We met once, she seems like a good girl i collected her contact, we chatted for days then i pop the question, she said NO she doesn't want a relationship. I said OK. I moved on with my life, few days after her rejection i noticed she sends those WhatsApp inspiration and fun CRAPS i hate so much and do say hi sometime.

Fast forward to few hours ago i received this WhatsApp text---------->
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Bro, the first mistake you did was asking her out verbally or via text.
Number one bad boy rule of thumb is never ask a lady out. NEVER!

You could just have invited her over, if she comes, entertain her with your cucumber, if she refuses let her go, ur success depends on your skills though.

But then, she won’t see you as someone to tax money coz she’d see you as a crazy one
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PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap Businessman, Wife, Friend In Enugu by daewoorazer(m): 4:21pm On Aug 24, 2019
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Soon, just soon, Nigeria will have a higher institution of kidnapping....Wadume can be VC, Evans is the undisputed Chancellor
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PoliticsRe: Biafra : "I’ll Go Anywhere I Want In The World" - Senator Abaribe by daewoorazer(m): 4:18pm On Aug 24, 2019
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Yes but don’t wail when they break coconut on your dumb head...
I heard there is a new potato festival in Denmark
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EducationRe: In Need Of Advice On A Given Admission by daewoorazer(m): 2:21pm On Aug 24, 2019
ayommy12:
Hello house, admission into the University of Ibadan was given my sister and she has started lectures since the school resumed but finding it hard to keep the financing going, she is suggesting if she could change it to distance learning of the same UI (i.e. she wants to know if UI has such system in place since it's the same school that runs both programs) so that she could get a job to be doing and earning to finance the distance learning program or will she have to abandon it and apply for distance learning afresh next year.

Your advice will be appreciated. Thank you.
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Get her to rent a car for Uber....she resume Uber in the evening after classes...case closed
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RomanceWays To Avoid Itching/infection After Shaving by daewoorazer(op): 11:54pm On Aug 23, 2019
This has been a pretty important yet hardly-discussed topic due to the issue of privacy. By privacy I mean shaving encompasses reaching down our pubic hairs, not just the armpits et al.

1. Understand your skin:

I don’t understand why a teenager in her/his puberty will decide to try with something as sinister as blade. Apart from the fact that it exposes your skin/hair pores to infection, it could cut you. As a beginner, try out different means: clipper, shaving powder etc. Study closely which gives you less worries after shaving.

2. Don’t go bald:

if you are shaving sensitive areas like your pubes, don’t shave off completely. This is mostly easier if you are using a clipper.

3. Sterile standards:

If you are used to blade, never reuse! If you are using clipper, buy a sterilizer; if that seems way costly for your pocket, you can use methylated spirits or gin/spirits. Clean your clipper teeth before and after. Never share!

4. Always have an antifungal/antimicrobial cream

After shaving, rub on the shaved area to keep opened pores sterile against infection.



Overall, clipper has been my best choice IMO, I’ve confirmed stories about how bad blades are against the skin as it irritates and results in bumps on the skin, however, veteran blade users have the best shaving experience. Their skin are used to the blade effect, hence, no irritation; this is common amongst old men.

I’ve also heard hearsays about the after-effect of shaving powder; some say it darkens the shade of the skins’ color and thickens the skin itself. How true?
RomanceTale Of A Man Who Paid £100 To Be Unblocked On Twitter; Users React by daewoorazer(op): 2:30pm On Aug 22, 2019
This was an interesting yet unbelievable tale of a man who begged to be unblocked by a female user upon the payment of £100; this got Twitter users rant out their various minds...

See pics after the cut

PoliticsRe: Photos From The Swearing-in Of 43 Ministers By President Buhari by daewoorazer(m): 1:50pm On Aug 21, 2019
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Another set of mouthbreathers
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PoliticsRe: Rauf Aregbesola Is The New Interior Minister by daewoorazer(m): 1:47pm On Aug 21, 2019
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Our politicians got themselves always, from one juicy position to the next....

Who else noticed there is no link for this news
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HealthRe: Gradually Becoming Impotent, Please Help! by daewoorazer(m): 4:16am On Aug 20, 2019
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You need agbo Jedi and also stop watching too much porn amos47
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PoliticsRe: No Arrest Was Made In Relation To Attack On Ekweremadu - German Police by daewoorazer(m): 7:20pm On Aug 19, 2019
justice12000:
Afonja now.

People think IPOB is one small organization run by touts. This organization has prominent European lawyers and law enforcement people across, America, Australia, Canada, Asia and Europe. Before they do anything, they discuss it, make inquiries if it's against the law, get permission from the highest body, and then go to work.
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Bro, stop chestbeating, this ain’t the reason man... in simple terms, Germany Understands
1. No one is above the law
2. Believes freedom of speech and expression is human right
3. Doesn’t give a damn Bleep about the adjective ‘politician’
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PoliticsRe: No Arrest Was Made In Relation To Attack On Ekweremadu - German Police by daewoorazer(m): 7:13pm On Aug 19, 2019
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The polithiefians think Germany is another zootopia. Now they’d think twice before traveling out now... they will be molested and beaten on the streets of foreign countries...they should ask about Zimbabweans some weeks back...this is a big development...sweets my black ass...
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EducationRe: Please I Need Sincere Answer On This SIWES STUFF. by daewoorazer(m): 7:06pm On Aug 19, 2019
SilGent:
what happens if someone decided not do his or her student industrial traininghuh

what consequence would one encounter??
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Well, at the end of every I.T is something we call report. I don’t know if the Federal government arm responsible for IT training still gives out the IT work/log book or not...if they do, it’s a book meant to record your daily exercises at your training place for the 6 months and at the end of the day, you return it for a particular amount of money. During my time I got paid 15k allowance, don’t know if it has increased or otherwise.

Moreso is something called seminar and it should be based on one of your researches at your IT place, something like a report too and it’s usually like 4 units or 6 units(based on institution tho).

So you decide if my list is of importance to you or not.
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HealthRe: Help A Confused Dude by daewoorazer(m): 3:14pm On Aug 19, 2019
popplm:
I am to choose between these two courses for my masters degree in UK. Drug design&Biomedical Science and pharmaceutical&analytical science. I am qualified for both but I need to know the best in term of job acquisition in Nigeria and abroad.
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I’ll route for drug design but it comes with the burden of computer programming and creativity around drawing apps like architecture and engineering students do...see pic below
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EducationRe: What Is 80 Million In Yoruba Language by daewoorazer(m): 3:02pm On Aug 19, 2019
writter:
What's eighty million in Yoruba language?
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Ogorin milionu OR milionu l’ona ogorin
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RomanceRe: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Under This Circumstance by daewoorazer(m): 11:33am On Aug 16, 2019
ImaIma1:
Maybe op has forgotten the time during the month when he was begged to put on the tip inside cheesy
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U are crazy https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_59.gif
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RomanceRe: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Under This Circumstance by daewoorazer(m): 4:50am On Aug 16, 2019
ImaIma1:
According to the op they didn't just meet. She's his gf. Seems he is in the habit of having raw sex, it's possible they had sex during the month of july after her period, probably during her ovulation period and now she's pregnant.

According to him, he had sex with his gf on the 4th and from what the girl said, she saw her period on the 4th of the previous month.


The emboldened shows after July 4th which was when she last saw her menses, they never had sex until 4th of August; if otherwise, OP will let us in the know....am I right OP?
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Under This Circumstance by daewoorazer(m): 3:13am On Aug 16, 2019
ekesimo:
The experts in the house are needed to help a friend of mine out. Also experienced ladies are not left out.

A friend of mine came to me complaining that his girlfriend imposed a pregnancy on him. When I enquired what he meant by "imposed", he started his narration.
According to him, he had sex with his gf on the 4th and from what the girl said, she saw her period on the 4th of the previous month. Now the girl has not seen her current period and is suspecting that she could be pregnant of which she planned to impose on my guy if proven to be true.
The question is could it be true or is she trying to play my guy.

pls matured mind should help out. thanks
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Naturally, the girl should have seen her period around 1st of August....if she didn’t see it till 4th, then MAYBE she has conceived and trying to force in your guy....

But it’s also possible menses come late,


My verdict is she has already conceived before meeting your guy....not 100 percent though but I’m 99% certain
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CrimeRe: Unlawful Immigration Act By Officer by daewoorazer(m): 2:49am On Aug 16, 2019
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Do you have a video evidence?
Did you go to the hospital?
Did you take pictures of the parts battered?

If yes, send me a mail....
If you do not have number 1, don’t bother......
But if you are missing 2 or 3, go do it and contact me
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PoliticsRe: Ihedioha has set up about 14 probe panels,why can't he emulate Makinde -Okorocha by daewoorazer(m): 7:07pm On Aug 15, 2019
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Okorocha is right, Ihedioha should stop destroying properties worth millions if not billions; rather should wreck okoroausa by putting him in jail for the rest of his miserable life.
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CelebritiesRe: Icebergslim Writes Public Apology To Julietibrahim After Months Breakup by daewoorazer(m): 2:35pm On Aug 13, 2019
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Juliet, IceBag and you blogger are all mad together.
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RomanceRe: Why Are Yorubas Always So Nice To Me by daewoorazer(m): 2:06pm On Aug 13, 2019
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That’s why they call us OMOLUABI.

You’re welcome...
Btw, which tribe are you of?
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TravelRe: Gas Tanker Kills 15 In Niger State by daewoorazer(m): 11:10am On Aug 13, 2019
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Funny thing is tomorrow if that driver survives, he’d still grab the steering wheel of another truck...

What a useless government
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CelebritiesRe: Meet Bobrisky's Late Dad And Mom (photos) by daewoorazer(m): 4:50am On Aug 13, 2019
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The mums egg will be like:

Identify yourself, are you carrying X or Y chromosome

Sperm: BOTH
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by daewoorazer(m): 5:23pm On Aug 11, 2019
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Zouma is a pile of shitload waiting to burst... sad
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PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu’s Cabinet List Unsettles GAC, Mandate by daewoorazer(m): 7:12am On Aug 11, 2019
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Dumb headed politicians and monarchs....

The only thing they know is food, pûssy and most importantly money. They know nothing about technocracy, it’s about who can siphon money for them from the coffers.
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CrimeRe: U.S. Police Officer Fired For Slapping Cuffed Suspect In The Face(Pics) by daewoorazer(m): 4:45pm On Aug 10, 2019
teabully:
absolutely right, Daewoo it being a while here, how dat way
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Brother man, everything chilling chilling...wassup
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RomanceRe: I Have A Strong Urge For Sex For My Cousin by daewoorazer(m): 11:29am On Aug 10, 2019
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Yep...any issue?
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Katier00:
Did you just say air his view? O God.
PoliticsRe: Eid-el Kabir: Police Beef Up Security, Ram Sellers Decry Low Patronage by daewoorazer(m): 6:46am On Aug 10, 2019
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They should have RAMed up security, not only beefed....if they hear allahu now, na to scatter commot everywhere
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CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Killing Two Ogun Residents (Photo) by daewoorazer(m): 6:44am On Aug 10, 2019
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My neighbor’s grandma asked if I’m interested in a snail chop.....I said NO thank you as I’m only interested in hairy snails.

She thinks I belong to the indomie generation as there is no hairy snail.....
I think the joke is on her sad
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RomanceRe: Should I Forgive My Girlfriend Or Breakup With Her? Please I Need Advice by daewoorazer(m): 5:54am On Aug 10, 2019
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Here’s the deal.

1. ‘Unlove’ her totally and seek for a new girl

2. Accept her apologies and start treating her like a sex object. Just have her to bang and bang alone. No emotions and no feelings.

3. Someday, she’d be the one to bid you farewell; but you won!
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RomanceRe: I Have A Strong Urge For Sex For My Cousin by daewoorazer(m): 5:50am On Aug 10, 2019
Katier00:
Seun please we need valid identity card before someone can be a registered members. Na all these toddlers dey spoil this Nairaland that took us years to build
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Exactly the Nigerian mentality. How is he spoiling Nairaland? He came to air his view just like you everyday. He has the right to freedom of expression.

If you cannot be in someone’s shoes, never judge them.

He needs help so he won’t commit a regrettable decision and that’s logical and very reasonable.

Back to you young man...it’s a passing phase. My candid advice is you should find yourself a girlfriend. If you cum once in a while, her naked body won’t bother you...to say at least. Goodluck
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