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People wey turn down patronizing Innoson cars, na dem go let go percentage of their salaries? DOA

He should have done what GEJ did...ask for immunity against himself....

Na their way...useless politicians

You have no other skill apart from football right? In a country like Nigeria...U go school? U try biz? U try leave go another country?

U come here dey murmur like egbere...

I’m not sure you’re a Nigerian

naijaschoolguru:
If no be say gadiolar dey smoke weed, how u go bench Sterling

Big man, Sterling has been out on injury na....he’s just getting fit again

David Coote has been dropped from Premier League duty this weekend.

The referee was in the headlines for all the wrong reasons last weekend as he was the official who admitted to making a mistake during Chelsea's 2-1 win over Tottenham Hotspur at Stamford Bridge.

A huge three points for Frank Lampard's side was somewhat overshadowed by the one major incident in the second half when Spurs' Giovani Lo Celso appeared to stamp on Blues captain Cesar Azpilicueta.

However, following a lengthy VAR review, Coote - who was in position at Stockley Park - decided against overruling Michael Oliver's original decision and play continued as usual with Lo Celso even managing to escape a booking.

The PGMOL initially clarified the reason why Coote had opted not to send the Argentine off.

"Not a clear and obvious error and there was nowhere else for Lo Celso to put his foot," they said in a statement.

However, just minutes later, BT Sport revealed that they had been told by the PGMOL that a human error had been made and that Lo Celso should have been handed his marching orders.

To make matters worse, Coote was on double duty on Saturday and he made another mistake during Manchester City's win over Leicester City at the King Power Stadium.

He did not give a penalty for handball against Kevin De Bruyne when he blocked James Maddison's free-kick.

This prompted Jamie Redknapp to blast the decision not to stand Coote down from VAR duty after making an incorrect call just a matter of hours earlier.

"He (David Coote) had a nightmare earlier (in Chelsea v Spurs). He is not doing much better here. He needed a little rest this evening,' Redknapp said on Sky Sports. "And he can’t see it was a red card earlier. That is a handball. He is putting his hands up to protect the moneymaker.

"Look at his hands, he is bringing his hands up to the moneymaker. You duck. He is the best player in the league but he does not want to get that ball in his face. It is as simple as that."

It would appear that Coote has now been punished by the PGMOL.

The match officials for Matchweek 28 in the Premier League has been revealed and Coote is not down for a game, not as a referee, nor as an assistant referee and certainly not for VAR duty.

Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.football.london/chelsea-fc/news/david-coote-var-chelsea-tottenham-17811115.amp

U may not be pampered, but having a lot of ‘iya oko’ is a red flag for ladies......

A lady is a cancer to another .... that’s how women reason....even nowadays, ladies hardly keep female friends

As seen on twitter:

https://twitter.com/soundsultan/status/1231201006865780737?s=21

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Mynd44

My own yeye herself

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If you have a religious/pious mom, this won’t be news to you. Every religious post that contains prayers will surely be reforwarded to you, it’s usually more painful as these kinds of posts are accompanied with videos (large mb if you ask me)...

Any experience? Share them!

[color=#995500]a who’re doesn’t have a synonym, A WHO’RE

Please marry her, we nerds will be happy to read another long epistle of how you caught HIV and STD
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Victor Nosa Ikpeba
12 June 1973

Won CAF award: 1997

Place of birth
Benin City, Nigeria

Height
1.74 m (5 ft 8 1⁄2 in)

Playing position
Forward

Teams played for:

1989
ACB Lagos

1989–1993
RFC Liège

1993–1999
Monaco

1999–2002
Borussia Dortmund

2001–2002
Real Betis (loan)

2002–2003
Al Ittihad

2004
Charleroi

2005
Al-Sadd

Kanu Nwankwo
1 August, 1976

Won CAF award: 1996 & 1999

Place of birth: Owerri, Nigeria

Height: 1.97 m (6 ft 6 in)

Role: Forward

Teams Played for:

1992–1993
Iwuanyanwu Nationale

1993–1996
Ajax

1996–1999
Inter Milan

1999–2004
Arsenal

2004–2006
West Bromwich Albion

2006–2012
Portsmouth

Emmanuel Amunike
25 December 1970

Won CAF award: 1994

Place of birth: Eziobodo, Nigeria

Role: Winger

Teams played for

1991–1994
Zamalek

1994–1996
Sporting CP

1996–2000
Barcelona

2000–2002
Albacete

1. Rashidi Yekini [LATE]
(23 October 1963 – 4 May 2012)

Won CAF award: 1993

Role: Striker

Place of birth
Kaduna, Nigeria

Place of death
Ibadan, Nigeria

Height
1.91 m (6 ft 3 in)

Teams played for:

1981–1982
UNTL Kaduna

1982–1984
Shooting Stars

1984–1987
Abiola Babes

1987–1990
Africa Sports

1990–1994
Vitória Setúbal

1994–1995
Olympiacos

1995–1996
Sporting Gijón

1997
Vitória Setúbal

1997–1998
Zürich

1998–1999
Bizerte

1999
Al-Shabab

1999–2002
Africa Sports

2002–2003
Julius Berger

2005
Gateway

[color=#995500]Your problem which no one is never gonna tell you is:

You are d BETA male while the other guy visiting is the ALPHA male...

The guy come play away for your unit and fvkced you over

Sorry that’s the law of natural selection
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Too much inexperienced males nowadays. Imagine d phool saying “I have a serious date”

Just some minutes ago, the Zanku crooner shaded KizzDaniel, saying he prefers Oberz to him.

https://twitter.com/zlatan_ibile/status/1227258899394387970?s=21

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Mynd44

This no be achievement. No lady will turn down an opportunity to be given money/gift..

Nigerian ladies will say yes if a monkey asks them to be their val so far he has money to waste

Don’t get it twisted, that’s not a YES to dating...

Get over your inexperienced beta male head

Parents don’t know children have the best memories...they hardly forget...hence they should always be cautious of their utterances...

This illustration has destroyed many homes...speaking from known experiences

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When Nigerians read, they let emotions cloud their sense of comprehension. The damage as said is it will affect her ability to have children, that doesn’t mean she’s permanently STERILE!

Chai!

My Advice
1. Marriage is not a must, if it takes away your happiness, divorce.

2. If you think you can still forgive and cope with him, THE FIRST THING ON YOUR MIND SHOULD BE CHILD BIRTH NOW. START GIVING BIRTH, THE OLDER YOU BECOME, THE LESS FERTILE YOU ARE!

3. Except you’re planning to make babies, always mandate him to wear condoms!

Peace
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So what’s a Palindrome?

It’s a word, clause or phrase that reads the same meaning backward as forward, e.g.,

madam
race car
nurses run
02.02.2020

And what’s an ambigram

For example, the words “dollop” and “suns” are natural rotational ambigrams. The word “bud” forms a natural mirror ambigram when reflected over a vertical axis. The words “CHOICE” and “OXIDE”, in all capitals, form a natural mirror ambigram when reflected over a horizontal axis.

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Something tells me if you had a thivkGyal rough-handling you at that bar, you wouldn’t have noticed them...

Find urself a puNâ
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Nigerian Information Minister Lai Mohammed, tells DW's Tim Sebastian on Conflict Zone: "I think when it comes to freedom of the press we're doing extremely very well."

https://www.facebook.com/822896961134864/posts/2667245136700028/?vh=e&d=n

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[color=#995500]If you know his house address, carry sojo dem go there...else, forget that kudi

However do well to mention his full name and moniker to prevent other innocent nairalanders from doing business with him
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And did you in your generosity release the site password? If yes, you have shot yourself in the leg...if not, change it’s user name and password to something like this

Username: AtsYNjJ@€TYKgju
Password: Tybj@%fUcKuB0$$
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eedimo:
Educate me pls
What's the sad news for European students?

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Nothing to panic about actually...it’s just that the schengen visa is less powerful now, you’ll need a visa to enter UK. No more automatic entry for tourism/excursions/internships
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[color=#995500]That’s a win for the collective UK, they’ll have absolute control over their economy.

Sad news for European Students...

Bugari, Atifku, Badluck, and Obasanfool should all learn from their colonial masters. Human rights is life!

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Imo Assembly: Defectors Have Lost Their Seats - @OfficialPDPNig

The national leadership of the @OfficialPDPNig has received reports that some members of the Imo state House of Assembly elected on the platform of our great party,... The @OfficialPDPNig describes such action as unpatriotic and an unpardonable betrayal of the people of their respective constituencies who chose and identified with the ideal and visions of the PDP as the platform for their representation at the state assembly. The defectors have indeed shown absolute lack of character, failure of leadership capacity in moments of challenges and absence of faith to stand with the people in their most trying moment, but are easily bought by personal pecuniary and political interests.

The @OfficialPDPNig holds that these defectors are fully aware of the grave implication of their actions to the effect that by their defection to the @OfficialAPCNg, they have automatically lost their seats and membership of the Imo state House of Assembly as they can only hold such position on the mandate of the party on which they were elected; the @OfficialPDPNig.

It is settled under the 1999 Constitution (as amended), that a legislator who decamps from a party upon which he was elected a member of a legislative house automatically losses his or her membership of that house as the seat belongs to the political party upon which platform the election was won and not the individual.

The vacation of seat, as a direct consequence of decamping to another political party other than the party upon which one was elected to occupy a seat in the legislature, is clear and unambiguous under section 109 (1) (g) of the 1999 Constitution (as amended). For the avoidance of doubt, section 109 (1)(g) provides that “a member of the House of Assembly SHALL VACATE his seat in the House if …(g) being a person whose election to the House of Assembly by a political party, he becomes a member of another political party before the expiration of the period for which that House was elected:
The Constitution went further to state “provided that his membership of the latter political party is not as a result of a division in the political party of which he was previously a member or of a merger of two or more political parties or factions by one of which he was previously sponsored.”

Consequent upon the above constitutional provisions, these defectors have vacated their seats, they no longer have a place in the state assembly, as there is no division or merger of any kind in the PDP at any level whatsoever. The @OfficialPDPNig is therefore left with no other option than to request the @inecnigeria to immediately commence the processes for the conduct of fresh elections into the respective state constituencies where the legislators have vacated their seats, in line with the provisions of the 1999 Constitution.

The @OfficialPDPNig calls on our teeming members and supporters in Imo state to remain calm and focused at this trying time as the national leadership proceeds with arrangements ahead of fresh elections in the affected constituencies. Moreover, the national leadership assures the people of Imo state that processes are already on towards achieving a judicial review and reversal of the defective judgment of the Supreme Court, on the Imo state governorship election.

https://twitter.com/officialpdpnig/status/1222517001878409217?s=21

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luminouz:
I get u babanla

The side chick get sister for Canada na(from the story)

All na big mudafucking bobo to milk the guy!!!

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Yea right, if na me, na me go look for doctor wey go do the procedure sef as per street level...
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