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 Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:16pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
Chi59:A quick scan of ur brain and I realized there is NOTHING RIGHT about ur LEFT side of brain, and there is NOTHING LEFT on the RIGHT. The article says it doesn’t give a damn if you have 1million bfs. You think we care? Behave like an idîot when we chat u up and we block ur spoiled aśses off ourselves ... don’t go and drink sniper o.... Fishes full everywhere, not just u with some puna perhaps oozing fish scent 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 12:03pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
Chi59:It actually works with small girls like you who think they can get guys to lick their asses. Thank your stars you’ve never met an ass, na then u go no say Jesus no be from oyigbo. Spoiled brats 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 6:29am On Apr 05, 2020 |
stupidity:I see, you’re one of the asses I’m talking about...  12 Likes |
| Romance › Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by daewoorazer(op): 6:05am On Apr 05, 2020*. Modified: 6:33am On Apr 05, 2020 |
It’s been a while I wrote on the issue bordering romance. So I decided to pen very few things since I’ve been reading heartbreak stories lately. I do hope this helps a struggling, feeble mind out there wondering why women are so complicated and harsh. Straight to the crux of the matter, I’ll be writing on why you’re not the 1st choice of any woman. At best, all you can be is 2nd choice. How do you know you are the 2nd, perhaps 3rd? Some women are so blunt they’d tell you: I have a boyfriend, do you mind? 2 deductions from the above! A. She sees you as resourceful: intelligent wise so you can help her write assignments OR financially so she can parasitically leech you thin. B. You are emotionally available: you’re the one who bears the heavy weight of her big head when the 1st choice (in this case referred to as the alpha) breaks her heart or screams at her. Let’s divert a bit to basic biology. You see, sometimes you don’t need a zoologist to tell you an animal is wild, mean or crazy. Even by looks, you can differentiate a venomous snake from the non-venomous. Now I meant that figuratively, don’t go and pierce yourself in the face to look fierce .A Yoruba adage says: alangba mo’ju sokosoko, o si mo ar’oko maso English: A lizard knows a perfect stone thrower, and knows one who does not throw at all What am I driving at? If a woman can look at you and tell you “I have a bf, do you mind? It means you’ve probably shown her you’re not really much of an asshole. Ladies are attracted to assholes who don’t give a fûck about them. Imagine the chat below: You: A wonderful morning to you damsel Her: monin you: how did your night go? Her: fine You: have you eaten? Bro seriously? She will tell you she has a fûckin boyfriend even if she never had any. An asshole(alpha) An asshole doesn’t mean rude or an idiot. He is not emotionally available right from the very first ‘hello’. He can juxtapose from ‘hello’ to ‘tell your boyfriend I’m coming for you’...If the current bf is a nice guy, he is a goner because this new guy seems a threat. She’s already asking herself, maybe I actually need replacement for Mr nice guy. She has seen Mr nice guy in his entirety because MR niceguy has copied all the romantic messages on google and has finished her WhatsApp with it. Mr nice guy has exhausted his niceness. What keeps a woman: Be NOT nice. You’re a nice person naturally but you’re just being frugal with your niceness with that girl. Every body, your friends, colleagues describe you as very nice but she can’t get to wrap her head around what NICE means. She’ll probably think she’s crazy or not worth ur NICENESS. We see them complain on joro page every now and then. Yes I said it, be an ass. On her birthday, call her late in the night or don’t at all. Leave the long birthday texts from google to the assistant boyfriends. Have you seen the manager of a company write letter by himself before? A manager gets to ratify and that’s all. Be the manager. Let her get mad and get crazy because you’re insensitive. The more she feels like killing you, the more you’re engulfed in her subconscious and mind. Plan things together and don’t show up intentionally. When she reports a fight she had with her colleague/friend, tell her she’s the one at fault even though she isn’t. Women want you to back them but when you do the opposite, omg, you’re killing her psyche trust me. She’ll constantly feel hollow, feel like she’s not doing her best to keep up. Subconsciously she’d ask questions like “what kinda aśs is this asśhole of a neega”? What am I doing wrong? Olamide Badoo said no matter what you do for a lady, “won ma do” Now the point here is we don’t give a shit how many of them she has, remember, the issue is if she has 1 million guys in her dm, make sure you’re the #1. NB: this is only for the trained alphas. Of course, only feeble beta males care if she has other guys or texts them. Alphas don’t care, and one huge characteristic of alphas is that they don’t sneak into phones or do FBI duties. You’re doing well oooin! feel free to add yours 14 Likes 2 Shares
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| Romance › Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by daewoorazer(m): 6:45pm On Apr 03, 2020 |
STOP MASTURBATING FOR A WHILE...TRY AGAIN AFTER 3 WEEKS AND SEE SHOWERS 30 Likes |
| Health › Re: Anambra Government Shares 3 Million Face Masks To Residents by daewoorazer(m): 7:24pm On Apr 02, 2020 |
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| Health › Re: I'm A Guy In My Late 30's: Been Wearing Diapers The Last 8 Years Now by daewoorazer(m): 12:00pm On Apr 01, 2020 |
Don’t eat/drink after 6pm Pee before you go to bed And most importantly, don’t pee in ur dreams! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Was Blackmailed Of Rape:true Life Story by daewoorazer(m): 1:03am On Mar 31, 2020*. Modified: 1:41am On Mar 31, 2020 |
project8:You would have garnered more respect 6 feet under: parents would have been like: he killed himself for 5 minutes pu$$.y enjoyment and your corpse would never have the chance to bathe itself clean. Your excellency, it is what it is, u already earned ur respect the moment she confessed It’s even more respect because you ain’t asking for some 1billion naira suite ofcourse which you would have won 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Was Blackmailed Of Rape:true Life Story by daewoorazer(m): 12:28am On Mar 31, 2020*. Modified: 12:45am On Mar 31, 2020 |
The fact that you begged them not to punish her means you are a nonentity. 1. Africa is in shambles today because we disobey the rule of law. Another reason is we rate morals over rule of law too. Ohhhh, he is an adult, pardon him. Ohhh, he is a rich man, pardon him.. Ohhhh, the holy book said we shall not revenge.. If you do the crime, you must do the time. It doesn’t mean you’re weak or going to hellfire, it’s just a deterrent to other Slayqueens in the future. Now that said, other girls will probably not be scared to pull a fake rape alarm in the nearest future. 2. Where was ur brain when u were thinking your act of supposed kindness (telling them not to punish her) was connected to you getting a job thereafter? Like it’s some supernatural way of compensating u? Hahaha 3. Thank your stars it happened in the estate, if u were probably living in the slum where pple are always hungry/angry and no time to set up some Committee, your balls would have been cut off. I hope you were the one who actually learnt a lesson or 2 28 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Adigun Ibadan Sacked By Seyi Makinde For Posting False Information by daewoorazer(op): 9:01pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
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| Politics › Adigun Ibadan Sacked By Seyi Makinde For Posting False Information by daewoorazer(op): 8:59pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
Oyo State Governor - Seyi Makinde sacks special assistant on digital media - Adigun Ibadan ,after posting what seems to be fumigation machines belonging to the Lagos State government claiming it’s credit for Oyo State. The sacked assistant later blamed it on hackers but the deed is done already. I wish to convey the approval of his excellency, Governor Seyi Makinde, on the termination of your appointment as Special Assistant (Digital Media), with immediate effect.https://twitter.com/adigunibadan/status/1243533635006988290?s=21 4 Likes 2 Shares
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| Politics › Re: Reps Take Delivery Of Exotic Cars, Begin Distribution by daewoorazer(m): 4:16am On Mar 27, 2020 |
[color=#995500] Everything is wrong with Nigeria. The politicians have no idea what this means to our economy and the value of Naira. We have innoson but these monkeys will rather buy foreign cars with forex than buy Nigeria. This same monkeys will close its borders and force bleeped up local rice on its citizens. The citizens however are a bunch of cowards who never believed revolution in numbers is the way out of their impoverishment... I’m pretty sure the Nigerian lot will still vote another Atiku/goodluck/buhari/Obasanjo come 2023....they are like goats, beat them like crazy, a she-goat will forget u almost killed her in 2minutes [/color] 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Obiano, Obaseki, El-Rufai At NEC Meeting - Caption Pictures by daewoorazer(m): 7:30pm On Mar 20, 2020 |
DCmonster:You’re welcome 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Will You Allow This? by daewoorazer(m): 8:56pm On Mar 14, 2020*. Modified: 9:14pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
Everyone is crucifying the friend...well that’s not bad But when will you ladies stop that habitual spreading of stained panties? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Are Disgusting And Senseless by daewoorazer(m): 5:36pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
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| Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Are Disgusting And Senseless by daewoorazer(m): 5:19pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
rottencorpse: Do you know what made it rotten brown? The discharge these perverted men scoop up their tongue and swallow... Most of these girls don’t even wipe up but down... While it’s wrong on you to hate on these women though, you’re right a bit |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Are Disgusting And Senseless by daewoorazer(m): 5:12pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
rottencorpse:Don’t mind the insult jare... I’m more interested in how your cousins pants looked...is it rotten with holes in the middle or just rotten brown |
| Crime › Re: A Woman Beheaded In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 2:41pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Our leaders are too dull to think of adequate security measures to curb insecurity to the barest minimum. They are only smart at borrowing funds 2 Likes |
| Romance › 5 Reasons Never To Be A Married Woman’s Shoulder To Cry on by daewoorazer(op): 9:34pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
A piece of advice: 1. You are not a relationship counselor 2. Experience wise, They are in the best position to settle things themselves, second best category are their immediate family members and kinsmen 3. She’d want you to take her side and obviously, her narrative will be lopsided. If you fall for it, you may be tempted to speak ill of her husband 4. If you do the above, they will definitely settle their differences and when they do, pray the wife doesn’t spill all the ill you talked about her husband to him. 99.9% cases, she will! 5. It breaks the almighty BRO code Have you any regrettable experiences? |
| Romance › Re: Is This Babe Alright by daewoorazer(m): 5:12pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
lessonsoflife:There should be no exception bro...life sweet pass the knowledge of being a carrier.... Don’t trust any of these biatches, they ain’t loyal! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Is This Babe Alright by daewoorazer(m): 4:35pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
Don’t go man...tell her to come if she’s such obsessed with you.... Don’t be a weakling, if she can’t bring her pvna on a platter of diamond, let her goan fvkc herself NB: I do hope u are a reg customer of CD 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: I May Be Hiv Positive, How Do I Break This News To My Wife by daewoorazer(m): 2:52am On Mar 06, 2020 |
Don’t kill yourself over an unsure test. Go to a government hospital and have a thorough test. Most importantly, it’s not the end of life |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Big Dog Becomes Mayor Of Small Colorado Town by daewoorazer(op): 7:04am On Mar 05, 2020 |
The dog’s Instagram page and official coronation video here: https://www.instagram.com/tv/B8yyIIaFQ8y/?igshid=1m0at2zlgx7yg |
| Foreign Affairs › Big Dog Becomes Mayor Of Small Colorado Town by daewoorazer(op): 7:03am On Mar 05, 2020 |
Georgetown, Colorado elected a new mayor — and he’s a good boy!Lalasticlala Mynd44 https://nypost.com/2020/02/19/big-dog-becomes-mayor-of-small-colorado-town/amp/?espv=1
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| Politics › Re: APC Crisis: Ajimobi May Emmerge Acting Chairman by daewoorazer(m): 6:23am On Mar 05, 2020 |
anonimi:Stop showing ur stupidity to the world... As you wey be concerned Nigerian, how about you go tackle buhari, do just 1% of what Sowore did and let’s see how buhari will teach your papa ass lesson as he failed to buy condom which would have rid our community a retárd like yourself 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: APC Crisis: Ajimobi May Emmerge Acting Chairman by daewoorazer(m): 6:17am On Mar 05, 2020 |
anonimi:It’s a pity your demented brain cannot comprehend logical deductions...what does being a Nigerian has to do with the fact that this shithole is doomed? Arindin 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by daewoorazer(m): 6:01am On Feb 29, 2020 |
[color=#995500] She’d say: “Daewoorazer! I’m coming to your house on so-so day, if I don’t meet you at home, we’ll have problems and I’ll curse all your friends. It’s like they are mad abi...you’d better choose between me and your pathetic friends “ On that very day, I actually had no place to go but I called an impromptu and unnecessary meeting over bottles of Heinekens. Obviously, she called to tell me she’s on her way but I told her I’m fucking busy with my friends. Also texted her: “and yes, I choose these fucking bastards” She thinks I’m a regular loveydovey guy....emi IKA! She’s no way amazing...just generous or does that count? [/color] Breakup was messy, she don curse me taya sotey I block her everywhere 11 Likes |
| Health › British Man Dies From Coronavirus In Japan by daewoorazer(op): 2:46pm On Feb 28, 2020 |
A British man who had been on board the quarantined Diamond Princess cruise ship has died from coronavirus, Japan's Health Ministry says.https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51677846?ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_mchannel=social&ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2g6WpxKOofVA9QTQLHjE6NihDiWzFb9_HNyeaEwyY8W4olpy1Zo04ar90&fbclid=IwAR3V7umIz1YkS6bzm4QoOlrbOa3dHtiVTxlt_nwPgvgldxuNbVCJrNXt7wI&fbclid=IwAR29buS3FJUIVD_knhHjNtdF6CvN_wnfWsCeFxf0hnJ0QAizHFMeRXoJluk&fbclid=IwAR10qwAXTSx-HnYKVKGGq2GsITRUnAIJKodO5s-T8fgYpFyQgGa8TPm9OLU&fbclid=IwAR1EFZtU8BgppdcFYgwoXpg4QXPWzbXpr52p-XHVp-gUHYdJysh00IWPD_E 4 Likes
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| Health › Corona Virus: 10 Safety Etiquettes To Observe by daewoorazer(op): 11:59am On Feb 28, 2020 |
1. Get a hand sanitizer: get a mini small hand lotion/sanitizer and clip it to your bag/bag pack. Apply if after touching hand-railings, opening cars or other public objects. 2. Avoid handshakes and body contacts: handshake at this time is a No-No, your friends will understand. No hugs too, however, this should also mean stop the meaningless struggle with people to hop on a bus even if the bus-stop is crowded. 3. Get yourself a nose mask/muff: Avoid crowded places: avoid bus-stops, Christians should limit Church services to Sunday services and Moslems should limit prayer groups to very small numbers. Avoid crowded markets and whatever you buy, cook thoroughly. 4. Do not travel: try as much as possible to halt your travel plans for now, if they seem very important, limit to the barest minimum possible. 5. Do not welcome visitors for now: cancel plans to welcome visitors or long time friends in YOUR HOMES. If it is very important they visit, lodge them in the nearest hotels. This doesn’t exclude even family members outside the nuclear circle. It is not pride, it is responsibility. 6. Take your bath upon every return home: have like a quarantine room to drop every object on you (your bags, clothes) and head for the bathroom almost immediately. Do not repeat clothes, I repeat, do not repeat clothes! Clothes from previous days should head directly to the washing machine or washed manually. 7. Keep your facial hair trimmed/low: our bearded brothers should trim off their beards for now. Facial hair is a good culture for microorganisms to grow. This extends to those keeping Afro. Try and keep your hair as low as possible. 8. Avoid hospital environment: except you have family members or you’re a medical personnel and it’s your work environment, try as much as possible to avoid hospitals and medical centers for now. 9. Avoid airports: accompanying people to the airport to pick new arrivals should be avoided for now. Uber might save you the agony of dealing with a deadly virus. Don’t worry, your visitor will understand. 10. Schools admins should monitor students closely: teachers and admins should watch out for ailing students and administer care immediately. This is the time when school clinics should be up and running. Sanitizers should be located in every classrooms and large assembly grounds should be discouraged. PARENTS should try as much as possible to pick up their kids from school by themselves. Most importantly, do not be scared! These are just safety measures to help us combat the spread of the deadly virus and at large, help us keep a healthy society!
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| Family › February 29 Birthdays, When/how Do You Celebrate When It’s Not A Leap Year by daewoorazer(op): 6:49pm On Feb 27, 2020 |
Do you guys forget your birthday for 3 years and celebrate once every 4 years? Banks/companies wish the rest of us HBD on our birthdays, do you get yours every 4 years? Or do the banks send you on 28th? How do you fill out applications that asks for your birthdate and month, when obviously the feb 29th option might be absent... |
