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PoliticsWhat’s Your View About Sowore’s August 5 Revolution Match, Will You Join? by daewoorazer(op): 2:35pm On Jul 30, 2019
The former presidential flag bearer of the AAC, Omoyele Sowore has promised to lead a peaceful revolution against the Buhari led government on August 5.

What’s your view about this? And are you gonna join this movement?

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B0h6rf2gs45/?igshid=1kf0bxbjaobub

CrimeRe: 3 Nigerians Were Arrested With 21 Bags Of Drugs In Cambodia (Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 1:46pm On Jul 30, 2019
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But what’s wrong with our foreign affairs ministry? Can’t they ban all southeasterners from visiting these middle-eastern countries?
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WebmastersThe Official Facebook Page Of The Nigerian Tribune Hacked, Porn Content Posted! by daewoorazer(op): 12:33am On Jul 29, 2019
It was a shocking moment for followers of the famous daily Newspaper page as pornographic contents were posted, an act Facebook followers see as abnormal. See screenshots below:

Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Should I Do In This Scenario? by daewoorazer(m): 10:33pm On Jul 27, 2019
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Go to school and learn a trade

School is very important, however, dedicate your time to the trade while you’re in school. Start the learning as soon as you’re in 100level and make sure you have your own business in that particular trade before you graduate. [/color]
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys by daewoorazer(m): 8:23pm On Jul 27, 2019
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There are more pressing matters than this garb

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FamilyRe: My 14-year-old Daughter Admitted To Me That She’s Three Months Pregnant. by daewoorazer(m): 5:59pm On Jul 27, 2019
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“When you eat and leave crumbs on the table, you invite termites”

She saw there was no big deal when her elder sis messed herself up with unwanted pregnancy, she followed suit...

If you wanna be wise about it, if there is an 11yr Old in ur family, better tell her any pregnancy means total banishment and out her on pregnancy pills

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FamilyRe: Please What Can I Do?? I'm So Embarrassed by daewoorazer(m): 3:06am On Jul 25, 2019
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Have you forgotten the popular adage:

“Heavy lies the head that wears the crown”

If your type was probably jailed like the likes of Obasanjo, Mandela; you’d probably commit suicide. There is always light at the end of every dark tunnel bro.

Yes, every tunnel if and only if you are moving. Stop sleeping and waking like there is nothing for you to do. Find something that’ll keep you away from home when everyone is out for work in your neighborhood even if t fetches you peanut.

Else, na phone today right, soon, if pin lost, then go come ask you since na only you dey remain for house when everyone gets busy.

Peace!

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RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Like This, Please What Should I Do by daewoorazer(m): 11:08pm On Jul 24, 2019
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We have 2 types of niggas

1. The ones who spend and carry girls to eateries and cinemas, buy panties

2. The ones who collect money from girls, have the key to their rooms and eat their foods, shift or remove the panties.

As it turned out, you belong to the former

In the zanga, we call ur type OMUTE

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CrimeRe: Tenants Allegedly Murder 63-year-old Landlady In Delta by daewoorazer(m): 1:57am On Jul 18, 2019
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I think we need gun reform. Guns should be legalized else citizens are doomed.

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PoliticsRe: Breaking; Issue New Proclamation On Edo Assembly, House Of Reps Tell Obaseki by daewoorazer(m): 2:13pm On Jul 17, 2019
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What a shame, grown men with thick pubic hair cannot call their house in order. That’s not a house of assembly, more of a classroom with classclaptain writing names of noise makers.

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PoliticsRe: Breaking: Senate Confirms Tanko Mohammed As CJN by daewoorazer(m): 2:09pm On Jul 17, 2019
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This government likes into install figures with not a single ember of zeal nor patriotism. Just some regular individuals promised positions because they carry some God forsaken party cards. Naija which way

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CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Slaps Man In Italy As They Fight & Expose Themselves (photos) by daewoorazer(m): 9:55am On Jul 17, 2019
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Nigerians are the dumbest kind of migrants I’ve seen littered the face of the earth.

It’s safe for their police to call both animals, it’s fair and def not racist

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FamilyRe: Dad Catches 12-Year-Old Daughter Having Sex, Beats Her Mercilessly by daewoorazer(m): 9:43am On Jul 17, 2019
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You can’t discourage nor monitor a farm tool ready to work hard.

-buhari goodluck Obasanjo

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FamilyRe: What’s The Best Legacy To Give To A Child Since It Stopped Being Education by daewoorazer(op): 5:58pm On Jul 16, 2019
ImaIma1:
Lol @ Erinfolami Community...

I think making the child a well rounded person will go a long way... like learning skills, languages in addition to a good education.

I still emphasize good education because despite how hard we think it is for a graduate to get a job, it is not unicorns that work in the multinationals and earn big.
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Yes not unicorns like you stated earlier, but dumb-headed, half baked graduates privileged by politicians grin

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PoliticsRe: Continuous Detention Of Elzakzaky Will Provoke New Insurgency –femi Falana Warns by daewoorazer(m): 5:18pm On Jul 16, 2019
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We have enough insurgency groups, what we need is bravery. Just a singular group that will kidnap, maim and kill family members of all corrupt politicians and military senior officials

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PoliticsRe: BREAKING: We Didn’t Transmit Results Electronically – INEC Chair by daewoorazer(m): 5:16pm On Jul 16, 2019
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This Inec chair is nothing but a dumb but privileged fool. If I were to be the judge, I’d pronounce Inec incompetent immediately with the way it kept shooting at herself in the leg

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FamilyRe: What’s The Best Legacy To Give To A Child Since It Stopped Being Education by daewoorazer(op): 5:09pm On Jul 16, 2019
ImaIma1:
Good upbringing and still education: formal and informal.
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I don’t think you understand my plight:

I mean what secures a future for your child in a corrupt country like ours after you as a parent leave this world...

Good upbringing and education will only land them 5k teaching jobs in Erinfolami community grammar school or Ochuko high school
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FamilyWhat’s The Best Legacy To Give To A Child Since It Stopped Being Education by daewoorazer(op): 5:01pm On Jul 16, 2019
In Nigeria, beyond doubt, education has ceased to be the best legacy to hand down to your kids; not especially what we learnt from the other thread

https://www.nairaland.com/5302187/what-most-ridiculous-job-offer

These are graduates I guess.
For me I think the best on the list is:

1. Foreign Citizenship (not just any, I mean the likes of USA, Canada etc)

2. Business

3. Assets most especially landed properties....


What do you think?

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by daewoorazer(m): 9:55pm On Jul 10, 2019
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Simon couldn’t fit into Musa’s shoes. Even SouthAfrica’s RB know say him life one end unto run grin

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CrimeRe: Man Burnt For Stealing At Polytechnic Nekede's Back Gate (Graphic Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 5:00am On Jun 30, 2019
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This is a gory sight to behold

This is absolutely wrong!

How can we move on when jungle justice is legal in our country...it’d be better if they burn our leaders this way but citizens? NO BUENOS sad

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RomanceRe: I Am Confused Now And Need Serious Advice On This!! by daewoorazer(m):
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1. The moment he mentioned your family introducing themselves to each other, that was the beginning of the end of your job.

2. Never settle with MD daughter, no matter how humble she is, On a gloomy sad day when she is mad at you, she’d rub it off your face and remind you how her dad took you from the dirt

3. A bird at hand is worth a million in the bush, it’s better to be a rich demon than a wretched Romeo. If your lifeline at work depends on dating the MD’s daughter, date both of them...if you say NO to your boss because of the girl that ‘loves’ you, you lose your job and your heart is shattered. Posterity will curse you for choosing to be poor when you can be smart and rich

4. So be a demon and date both, be smart about it, while you are doing this, save a lot of money, network with big guns in that industry and invest because surely things will turn sour someday, by then, it’ll be safe to say you won: you had 2 coochies and lots of cash

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CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada Throws Shade At Uti As She Praises Alex Ekubo! by daewoorazer(m): 1:53pm On Jun 21, 2019
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Ifu, Ekubo and everyone of them can go fûck themselves, bunch of overgrown toddlers

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PoliticsRe: #renoundarted: Reno Omokri Not Silent About The Accusations by daewoorazer(m): 1:50pm On Jun 21, 2019
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What I hate about pple like reno is: while they are in power, they do little to nothing, when out, they are the Overseers

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CrimeRe: Viewers Discretion: Boy Bites Off Man’s Lip And Tongue by daewoorazer(m): 1:47pm On Jun 21, 2019
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Local man is deformed for life especially with the amateur way Naija doctors sew severed parts

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FamilyRe: How Can I Handle This Issue With The Wife Of My Boss? by daewoorazer(m): 5:49am On Jun 02, 2019
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Your undoing was letting her ‘bribe’ you with recharges And all that, now your conscience is messed.....


It’s not messy yet, move the equipment to your house and make everything with your boss’s wife strictly professional....stop laffing at every jokes and perhaps eating every plate of eba she loads in front of you.....

That’s all you need......na conscience dey worry u, if she had not been ‘nice’, trust me, you won’t give a flying fûck

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FamilyRe: My Wife Watching Porn by daewoorazer(m): 5:28am On Jun 02, 2019
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Is your wife a Nigerian?
We need to know if she holds our values


If she is a Nigerian but acting like that, then she has turned you into a sissy....

Next time you see her watching porn, get naked, make sure your dïck is hard or at least half hard with the veins all out(won’t work if you have a small thing), go to her, snatch the phone away and throw somewhere safe, carry her on your shoulder and to the bed room.........bang her brains out until she cums or starts asking for forgiveness......leave the room and go to sleep

Now that’s what alpha men do
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Mum Wants To See Me by daewoorazer(m): 3:45am On May 28, 2019
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she's just 18, I'm not ready to wife anybody now, but I do love her....
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If you respect yourself and her parents, lie about something urgent and promise to go later...but don’t show
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CrimeRe: I Need A Lawyer Service For A Dubious Mechanic by daewoorazer(m): 4:00am On May 27, 2019
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Lawyer kwa,

Just carry one police sergeant go there, carry am go station...settle sergeant 1k, take 7k home

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RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Mum Wants To See Me by daewoorazer(m): 3:26am On May 27, 2019
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You gave little to no information....





Do you have any intention to wife her?

Do you love her?

If both is positive, then go ahead and make your intentions known....

If one of the above is negative, DONT GO
yes it’s an insult to boycott such, but it’s even more insulting to go, lead the parents on and later waste their daughter’s time.


I’m sure they invited you because their daughter is probs getting old, right?

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CareerRe: At What Age Did You Make Your First 1 Million Naira? by daewoorazer(op): 3:27pm On Apr 25, 2019
encryptjay:
Don't worry boss, it's coming.
You haven’t answered yours
CareerAt What Age Did You Make Your First 1 Million Naira? by daewoorazer(op): 6:06pm On Apr 24, 2019
There is always a time when your bank account never held 100,000 naira, yes, to some of us of poor/average descent. Ultimately, the transition from a ‘thousandnaire’ if there is anything like that to millionaire is a landmark victory.... grin

Now to the question-
At what age did you make your first million?
FashionRe: I Need A Good Toning Cream That Won't Cause Stretch Marks Or Irritation. by daewoorazer(m): 3:43pm On Apr 16, 2019
Lannike:
Hi guys, please I need suggestions on a good toning cream that can make me about 3 shades fairer. I'm chocolate skinned and I don't like how rough and dark my skin is becoming lately. Please I'm very prone to stretch marks and eczema. Please help me suggest and their prices. I wouldn't like mixing creams and all too. I've wasted enough money on shits that don't work.
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