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ugandalady:[color=#995500] I prefer to be a healthy niggar than be a progeny of smelling, sick swarm of swine [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] That makes your orange skinned males pigs And it doesn’t change the fact that your orange pûssy is nauseating to many of us.....smelly pig That is the color of your skin, how is that white? Useless sons and daughters of swine [/color]
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ugandalady:[color=#995500] Good, now you agree our men are superior to yours, hence you cheat on them with us. Your men with inferior genes and tiny dicks ![]() [/color] |
[color=#995500] No matter what, a soldier never leaves the war front when it’s hottest. RIP boy... If you are depressed, please find someone to talk to ASAP, life is always greener somewhere, you just haven’t found out. [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] And the only thing u are useful for is money, aside money, you are a stinking piece of orange thrash Black models rock better than orange pigs Hahahahahaha [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] Better paraphrased: why did they date me? I radiated confidence, strength, supremacy as the alpha male in a group of numerous men... If you care to know, I was the first person to make them experience orgasm...you should know why, I don’t have to tell u...now that’s one of the numerous powers of a black Man [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] Ask Your fellow orange skinned thrash I have dated 2 orange skin pigs The first one I left because I can’t have a normal ice cream date with her...shouting of dairy allergy The second one will never have a Nutella breakfast with me...her allergy is nuts What’s your allergy...tell me You sick and inferior pieces of Shyte...black is strong, we don’t fucking have allergies...we crush every type of fruit and meal...that’s supremacy.... I’m not threatened by the sun.... And that’s the kinda genes I want for my sons and daughters. Never in your useless life thrash the black race again... [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] You are of a very low IQ Why do you also compete to suck and fûck a black strong alpha male? Creating threads showing obsession with BBCocks Use your medulla ...dumb orange ass [/color] |
ugandalady:She even reeks of inferiority complex...smelling orange thrash You want a pic, visit this link www.google.com [color=#995500] Or better still You have one reeking of onions and garlic, covered with bushy hair in your panty right now...snap and nauseate us a little [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] Why are you mad at me It is my opinion that I don’t like orange skinned pûssies Or am I God who created you to be ill-skinned? Susceptible to all manner of diseases? Sick pig [/color]
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ugandalady:[color=#995500] Hahahaha...she is pained .....you can go to hell Motherfûcking Chinese made orange skinned thrash [/color]
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ugandalady:[color=#995500] Do you also reek of garlic body odor? What disease are you battling currently because you guys are the China version of we blacks? Cancer? Do you have a white teeth or coffee has discolored it as opposed our white strong teeth? Can your fake skin stay in the sun for long? I'd fvck a black püssy over a white garlic stinking cvnt anytime.... [/color] |
godliman:[color=#995500] Haaa...bed sheet bawo ![]() Do u want to make heaven like this.... Hahahahhaha [/color] |
1. You use aphrodisiacs: Do you still put your health at risk to impress women? You take viagra, burantashi, alomo, and opa-eyin to show her you are a man, my friend, you are a he-goat! A girl who once she is off your crib, is already calculating the next on the list to shine her congo. 2. You lie; fine, everyone lies but to impress a lady? Do you rent cars to impress a lady? Or you probably tell her your Uncle’s house is yours since he is abroad; your mummy sells vegetable oil and you tell every girl you work in an oil company? my friend, are you related to Lai M? 3. You are on all social apps: You are on Facebook with at least 3 accounts; one as a soldier, another as a customs officer and the other as a business man. You have Snapchat, instagram, badoo, 2go, Twitter, POF and you are always searching for slaymamas to bombard with ‘hey beautiful’ even if she is the junior sister of obj...or probably you even design your profile picture with flower vase on your head...haaa ![]() 4. You fight your parents when they deny you money when you ask: Every time they say ‘No’ is a time to double your effort but no, your girlfriend asks you T-fare and you are still lieing to your parents you wanna buy dic, tion and ary, ....my friend, I don’t know what to say to you! 5. Social media: you still write your oladele as ‘Horlarhdheleh’ That’s how that old school mate (who now works in shell oil and gas) searching for you will never locate you...really? You are no different from a 12 year old save your bushy beard. 6. They still beg you to take drugs when indisposed: You still vomit drugs, reject food like(mummy mi, I no get appetite), bro, buy pampers on your next shopping! 7. Your contact list is full of Facebook chidinma, badoo Amina and IG bolatito: As a graduate, you don’t have a steady email account and even though you have, you didn’t even bother to install the app such that mails are received like instant messages. It takes 2 days to read emails but you reply amina’s WhatsApp messages in a jiffy. You can’t remember the password to your email but the password to all your 8 social apps is in your head, continue, I am coming soon, says poverty, my reward is with me, pressed down, shaken together....... 8. You sacrifice your sleep for nollywood and late night chats: If you still subscribe 5000 to download ‘eran iya Osogbo’, ‘Black panther’ to watch all through the night or alternatively to chat some random ladies, my friend, it is finished! 9. You are an ardent fan of all betting firms. Funny enough, you’ve exhausted all your savings and now you are begging your auntie for money, but you dare not say its for betting; albeit they give you and voila you are off to perm and nap numbers, I’m not a prophet but by the time you are 50 years, the tail of your shirt would be rolling up the back of your neck! 10. You save up money for tattoo! You tax your auntie in London, daddy in Abuja to fix a tattoo worth 20k on your shoulder so you can walk up the street in singlet; you cannot invest that much and not flaunt it. Don’t turn an atheist when Chevron drops your name in the final list; or better still watch your daughter suffer on the hospital bed since the dad who has same blood group already is ineligible due to complications of tattoo. 11. You attend all parties: Even the impromptu ones are never missed by you. You borrow money to buy the material, get starch on credit to starch your agbada and boxers. Who do you think you are doing? 12. You belong to basically sex chat groups: Haaa, they’d never find you on a money-making discussion group, even your nairaland profile shows you are active only in sexuality. The next time I see your ‘I’m seeing black dots on my willi’ thread, I’d personally donate you a slap from here! 13. You don’t know how to say ‘NO’ You are a perpetual slave to peer pressure. You know guiness is bitter but who wanna be the odd one out? Haruna has downed 3, I must equal him. You have never smoked weed but as everyone dey puff, why won’t you? Can you please google the price of kidney/liver? 14. You are not computer literate: You can operate any social media app but don’t know how to properly use Microsoft basics. Word, PowerPoint and excel seems Herculean task, keep it up! |
(CNN)Former President Barack Obama will travel to his father's homeland of Kenya next month as part of a trip that will include stops in South Africa, Spain and Portugal.Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/06/23/politics/obama-kenya-visit-july/?utm_source=fbCNNi&utm_campaign=africa&utm_medium=social Lalasticlala Mynd44 |
[color=#995500] Your name arrangement matters Haruna Ayodeji Chukwudi Is NOT equal to Chukwudi Haruna Ayodeji The former has a Hausa father while The former has an Igbo papa Way out: Gather your credentials, single out the erring ones and go swear affidavit. Take it everywhere you go and [/color] |
Alphafeezay:[color=#995500] Your humor is beyond me hahaha[/color] |
I’ve seen people use the trio interchangeably, while I believe smartness could substitute for brilliance, I think intelligence rather has a more definitive meaning.... Grammarians over! |
CodeTemplar:[color=#995500] That’s it....some still believe education in Nigeria is the key to liberation [/color] |
[color=#995500] Sorry op...I feel for you Why did he run? Are things hard? Did you guys quarell? Is he in debt? Have you contacted his kind and the police? [/color] |
If your undergraduate career is making you money, please like....if it’s your creative part/ideas, kindly share |
This is it, I am bringing up this topic perhaps it will appeal to the Nigerian big guns here on the need to improve the standard of education and to also curb nepotism. You are making money already, what’s fattening your account? Your certificate? If you studied Yoruba and you are working in the bank....I count it not to be your certificate.... Is your undergraduate career making you greens? Without the influence of no one? Can you please come forward and share your success stories..... Lalasticlala Mynd44 |
GavelSlam:[color=#995500] Reading this, I had to rest my case...Goodluck! Your highness! [/color] |
GavelSlam:[color=#995500] For the sole purpose of this exchange, my transcript reeks of A and to say I attended one of the best state universities in the country; To also add, I am a recipient of scholarships .....so don’t go there... If you don’t know your excellency, an average chukwuma with a primary 6 testimonial in alaba is worth millions while their 1st class counterparts are busy designing CVs for a 10,000per month teaching job. [/color] |
GavelSlam:[color=#995500] Yes In Nigeria....our curriculum is bullshyte...you’d understand if you’ve met foreign students or have been outside the country before.. [/color] |
[color=#995500] To hell with 1st class and 2:1 I regret till today I had no one to inform me. I ran after books like crazy thinking it will make my bata sound ‘ko-ko-ka’...I was wrong! Except for the sole purpose of scholarship abroad, high scores in Nigeria is tantamount to penury. It thwarts your creative and business abilities. You’d think of nothing but to compete with your mates while the average students harness their energy into creative thinking and business ideas while in school. These average students make fortune before anyone after graduation. Quote me anywhere, in Nigeria, your certification is bullshyte. My take: give your best while you think of creative ideas to maintain you during and after school. Beyond school, what will matter is your social influence and that of your family OR whatever you might have built for yourself as an undergraduate! Peace! [/color] Btw, I made well beyond 4points out of 5.0 .... anyone interested in buying my transcripts and cert? ![]() |
Will you buy KW for this price? Will you drink if served free in an event? Lalasticlala Mynd44
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A civet looking sad in captivity
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In recent times, animal rights activist have come to condemn this act, their argument is that KW manufacturers have grown into holding civets in captivity while forcing only coffee beans down their throats.
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Civets love coffee beans, and hence tend to eat a lot of them. Some coffee farm workers while working in their farm some times back and felt the urge to have coffee but the law of the farm says they cannot take from the farm’s produce, they were forced to pick up coffee beans from civet dungs. They realized it tasted better in its fermented state and boom!
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