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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 12:39pm On Jun 28, 2018
ugandalady:
i prefer to be the progeny of hogs than negroids
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I prefer to be a healthy niggar than be a progeny of smelling, sick swarm of swine

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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 12:19pm On Jun 28, 2018
ugandalady:
you are sax toys, not even human beings

just a flesh dilldo
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That makes your orange skinned males pigs

And it doesn’t change the fact that your orange pûssy is nauseating to many of us.....smelly pig

That is the color of your skin, how is that white?

Useless sons and daughters of swine
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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 5:35am On Jun 28, 2018
ugandalady:
that is what i and those mature black men trade , money n dicks.

surprised u found out this late!
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Good, now you agree our men are superior to yours, hence you cheat on them with us.

Your men with inferior genes and tiny dicks grin

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CrimeRe: Depressed Teenage Boy Commits Suicide In Lagos(graphics Pics) by daewoorazer(m): 9:47pm On Jun 27, 2018
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No matter what, a soldier never leaves the war front when it’s hottest.

RIP boy...

If you are depressed, please find someone to talk to ASAP, life is always greener somewhere, you just haven’t found out.

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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 8:07pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
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the only reason why you black men are dated , is, your dicks.

nothing else, not your face, not personality which you dont have, not your wallets

you are loved for your being animals
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And the only thing u are useful for is money, aside money, you are a stinking piece of orange thrash

Black models rock better than orange pigs


Hahahahahaha
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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 6:51pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
why did u date orange pussie?
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Better paraphrased: why did they date me?

I radiated confidence, strength, supremacy as the alpha male in a group of numerous men...

If you care to know, I was the first person to make them experience orgasm...you should know why, I don’t have to tell u...now that’s one of the numerous powers of a black Man

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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 6:19pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
i compete with whom?
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Ask Your fellow orange skinned thrash

I have dated 2 orange skin pigs

The first one I left because I can’t have a normal ice cream date with her...shouting of dairy allergy

The second one will never have a Nutella breakfast with me...her allergy is nuts

What’s your allergy...tell me

You sick and inferior pieces of Shyte...black is strong, we don’t fucking have allergies...we crush every type of fruit and meal...that’s supremacy....

I’m not threatened by the sun....

And that’s the kinda genes I want for my sons and daughters.


Never in your useless life thrash the black race again...

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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 6:07pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
but, why do black men compete to marry a shriveled orange pussie , of 60 years old, from UK or whichever white man country?
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You are of a very low IQ

Why do you also compete to suck and fûck a black strong alpha male? Creating threads showing obsession with BBCocks

Use your medulla ...dumb orange ass

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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 5:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
show me a picture of the legendary orange pussie !
She even reeks of inferiority complex...smelling orange thrash

You want a pic, visit this link www.google.com
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Or better still
You have one reeking of onions and garlic, covered with bushy hair in your panty right now...snap and nauseate us a little
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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 5:42pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
by the way, 5 years of marriage, or after u fvck a black woman for more than 5 years, she will be that fat pest in your posted photo.
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Why are you mad at me

It is my opinion that I don’t like orange skinned pûssies

Or am I God who created you to be ill-skinned? Susceptible to all manner of diseases? Sick pig

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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 5:34pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
baffling to extreme!

am i an Indian who is said to devour garlic like you guys devouring white ladies?

or, am i a chinese as you firmly classify me to be?

anyway, i m still white , no matter how long time i stand in the sun, compared with your genuine shitskin
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Hahahaha...she is pained .....you can go to hell

Motherfûcking Chinese made orange skinned thrash

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RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by daewoorazer(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
only your female animal counterparts understand your utterance
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Do you also reek of garlic body odor?

What disease are you battling currently because you guys are the China version of we blacks? Cancer?

Do you have a white teeth or coffee has discolored it as opposed our white strong teeth?

Can your fake skin stay in the sun for long?

I'd fvck a black püssy over a white garlic stinking cvnt anytime....

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PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: Questions Fayose Is Asking Buhari On Attacks by daewoorazer(m): 3:55pm On Jun 27, 2018
godliman:
Pls who has heard from that muric prof that ties bed sheet on his head why has he lost his voice or is he busy celebrating.
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Haaa...bed sheet bawo grin grin grin

Do u want to make heaven like this.... Hahahahhaha

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RomanceAt 25 If You Still Do These 14 Things, You May Die A Wretched Pensioner by daewoorazer(op): 7:17am On Jun 27, 2018

1. You use aphrodisiacs:


Do you still put your health at risk to impress women? You take viagra, burantashi, alomo, and opa-eyin to show her you are a man, my friend, you are a he-goat! A girl who once she is off your crib, is already calculating the next on the list to shine her congo.

2. You lie; fine, everyone lies but to impress a lady?


Do you rent cars to impress a lady? Or you probably tell her your Uncle’s house is yours since he is abroad; your mummy sells vegetable oil and you tell every girl you work in an oil company? my friend, are you related to Lai M?

3. You are on all social apps:

You are on Facebook with at least 3 accounts; one as a soldier, another as a customs officer and the other as a business man. You have Snapchat, instagram, badoo, 2go, Twitter, POF and you are always searching for slaymamas to bombard with ‘hey beautiful’ even if she is the junior sister of obj...or probably you even design your profile picture with flower vase on your head...haaa lipsrsealed

4. You fight your parents when they deny you money when you ask:


Every time they say ‘No’ is a time to double your effort but no, your girlfriend asks you T-fare and you are still lieing to your parents you wanna buy dic, tion and ary, ....my friend, I don’t know what to say to you!

5. Social media: you still write your oladele as ‘Horlarhdheleh’

That’s how that old school mate (who now works in shell oil and gas) searching for you will never locate you...really? You are no different from a 12 year old save your bushy beard.

6. They still beg you to take drugs when indisposed:

You still vomit drugs, reject food like(mummy mi, I no get appetite), bro, buy pampers on your next shopping!

7. Your contact list is full of Facebook chidinma, badoo Amina and IG bolatito:

As a graduate, you don’t have a steady email account and even though you have, you didn’t even bother to install the app such that mails are received like instant messages. It takes 2 days to read emails but you reply amina’s WhatsApp messages in a jiffy. You can’t remember the password to your email but the password to all your 8 social apps is in your head, continue, I am coming soon, says poverty, my reward is with me, pressed down, shaken together.......

8. You sacrifice your sleep for nollywood and late night chats:


If you still subscribe 5000 to download ‘eran iya Osogbo’, ‘Black panther’ to watch all through the night or alternatively to chat some random ladies, my friend, it is finished!

9. You are an ardent fan of all betting firms.

Funny enough, you’ve exhausted all your savings and now you are begging your auntie for money, but you dare not say its for betting; albeit they give you and voila you are off to perm and nap numbers, I’m not a prophet but by the time you are 50 years, the tail of your shirt would be rolling up the back of your neck!

10. You save up money for tattoo!

You tax your auntie in London, daddy in Abuja to fix a tattoo worth 20k on your shoulder so you can walk up the street in singlet; you cannot invest that much and not flaunt it. Don’t turn an atheist when Chevron drops your name in the final list; or better still watch your daughter suffer on the hospital bed since the dad who has same blood group already is ineligible due to complications of tattoo.

11. You attend all parties:


Even the impromptu ones are never missed by you. You borrow money to buy the material, get starch on credit to starch your agbada and boxers. Who do you think you are doing?

12. You belong to basically sex chat groups:


Haaa, they’d never find you on a money-making discussion group, even your nairaland profile shows you are active only in sexuality. The next time I see your ‘I’m seeing black dots on my willi’ thread, I’d personally donate you a slap from here!

13. You don’t know how to say ‘NO’


You are a perpetual slave to peer pressure. You know guiness is bitter but who wanna be the odd one out? Haruna has downed 3, I must equal him. You have never smoked weed but as everyone dey puff, why won’t you? Can you please google the price of kidney/liver?

14. You are not computer literate:


You can operate any social media app but don’t know how to properly use Microsoft basics. Word, PowerPoint and excel seems Herculean task, keep it up!
Foreign AffairsObama To Visit 2 African Countries, Will He Visit Nigeria? Check In! by daewoorazer(op): 11:18pm On Jun 25, 2018
(CNN)Former President Barack Obama will travel to his father's homeland of Kenya next month as part of a trip that will include stops in South Africa, Spain and Portugal.

Obama will visit Kenya from July 15-16, where he'll attend the inauguration of a youth sports center founded by his sister, Auma Obama.
The vocational center in Siaya County aims to provide educational and economic opportunities to help young people serve their communities, and shares a similar mission as the former President's Obama Foundation.


"Given that his own mission under the Obama Foundation is to inspire and empower people to change the world, his attendance at this event at our ancestral home, where our father was laid to rest, is of great significance to me," Auma Obama said.
The two share a father but have different mothers. They have described their close relationship, and Auma Obama attended his 2009 inauguration and was a big part of the President's 2015 visit to Kenya.
During that visit, his sister rode in the President's car nicknamed the beast after he landed at the airport.
While in Kenya next month, Obama will also meet with the nation's president, Uhuru Kenyatta, and opposition leader Raila Odinga.


Other countries
From Kenya, Obama will head to South Africa between July 16-19, where he'll meet with President Cyril Ramaphosa and also speak at an event in honor of Nelson Mandela's birthday in Johannesburg.
He'll also take part in a town hall with the 200 newly selected Obama Foundation leaders in Africa.
"President Obama looks forward to meeting these emerging leaders for the first time, hearing about the extraordinary work they are doing across Africa, and discussing how the Obama Foundation can support their civic leadership development," his office said.
Before jetting to Africa, Obama will visit Spain and Portugal from July 5-7. During that trip, he'll speak at an economy and innovation conference in Madrid, Spain, and also visit Porto, Portugal, where he'll attend a climate change leadership summit.
Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/06/23/politics/obama-kenya-visit-july/?utm_source=fbCNNi&utm_campaign=africa&utm_medium=social

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders, Please Help! by daewoorazer(m): 11:13pm On Jun 24, 2018
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Your name arrangement matters

Haruna Ayodeji Chukwudi

Is NOT equal to

Chukwudi Haruna Ayodeji

The former has a Hausa father while
The former has an Igbo papa

Way out:
Gather your credentials, single out the erring ones and go swear affidavit. Take it everywhere you go and sin err no more

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EducationRe: What’s The Relationship Between Intelligence, Brilliance And Smartness? by daewoorazer(op): 11:07pm On Jun 24, 2018
Alphafeezay:
INTELLIGENCE is 2:1,
BRILLIANCE is First class,
SMARTNESS is third class wey make am pass the two above.
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Your humor is beyond me grin hahaha

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EducationWhat’s The Relationship Between Intelligence, Brilliance And Smartness? by daewoorazer(op): 11:01pm On Jun 24, 2018
I’ve seen people use the trio interchangeably, while I believe smartness could substitute for brilliance, I think intelligence rather has a more definitive meaning....


Grammarians over!
EducationRe: Graduates: Did Your Certification Bring You Wealth? by daewoorazer(op): 8:03pm On Jun 24, 2018
CodeTemplar:
Certificate and wealth are closely related but they don't guaranty wealth. Have u ever wondered why the west abolished slave trade? The industrial revolution made it possible but we have decided to make a mockery of education and we are unable to create wealth with it.
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That’s it....some still believe education in Nigeria is the key to liberation


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FamilyRe: Please Help Me In Case You See My Hubby Who Abandoned Me With My Children by daewoorazer(m): 6:36pm On Jun 24, 2018
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Sorry op...I feel for you

Why did he run? Are things hard? Did you guys quarell?
Is he in debt?
Have you contacted his kind and the police?

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EducationRe: Graduates: Did Your Certification Bring You Wealth? by daewoorazer(op): 6:35pm On Jun 24, 2018
If your undergraduate career is making you money, please like....if it’s your creative part/ideas, kindly share
EducationGraduates: Did Your Certification Bring You Wealth? by daewoorazer(op): 6:32pm On Jun 24, 2018
This is it, I am bringing up this topic perhaps it will appeal to the Nigerian big guns here on the need to improve the standard of education and to also curb nepotism.

You are making money already, what’s fattening your account? Your certificate?
If you studied Yoruba and you are working in the bank....I count it not to be your certificate....

Is your undergraduate career making you greens? Without the influence of no one?

Can you please come forward and share your success stories.....

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Mynd44
EducationRe: First Class Graduates, What Was Your First GPA And How Was The Latter Years by daewoorazer(m): 5:44pm On Jun 24, 2018
GavelSlam:
Which average Chukwuma?


What percentage of the unlettered population would you say are millionaires?


Your logic is totally flawed.

Granted there's a certain sense of entitlement the average graduate espouses, this is the same in most societies around the world.

Creativity is both nature and nurture.

A college trained creative individual would better than who isn't simply by exposure to libraries, repositories and authorities on the subject matter.

The average Nigerian is not creative and this is a societal thing rather than an academic issue.


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Reading this, I had to rest my case...Goodluck! Your highness!

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EducationRe: First Class Graduates, What Was Your First GPA And How Was The Latter Years by daewoorazer(m): 5:30pm On Jun 24, 2018
GavelSlam:
And you think I've not?

I'm sorry to say, so far you've not distinguished yourself as an intelligent or creative individual.

Your logic is completely wrong.

What are the school cert holders creating ?

Since we have more graduates in the average category and even more dropouts please point to their developments and we'll take it from there.
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For the sole purpose of this exchange, my transcript reeks of A and to say I attended one of the best state universities in the country; To also add, I am a recipient of scholarships .....so don’t go there...

If you don’t know your excellency, an average chukwuma with a primary 6 testimonial in alaba is worth millions while their 1st class counterparts are busy designing CVs for a 10,000per month teaching job.



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EducationRe: First Class Graduates, What Was Your First GPA And How Was The Latter Years by daewoorazer(m): 5:17pm On Jun 24, 2018
GavelSlam:
So sacrificing 4 or 5 years of your life in pursuit of academic excellence would kill your creativity?
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Yes In Nigeria....our curriculum is bullshyte...you’d understand if you’ve met foreign students or have been outside the country before..
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EducationRe: First Class Graduates, What Was Your First GPA And How Was The Latter Years by daewoorazer(m):
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To hell with 1st class and 2:1

I regret till today I had no one to inform me. I ran after books like crazy thinking it will make my bata sound ‘ko-ko-ka’...I was wrong!

Except for the sole purpose of scholarship abroad, high scores in Nigeria is tantamount to penury. It thwarts your creative and business abilities. You’d think of nothing but to compete with your mates while the average students harness their energy into creative thinking and business ideas while in school. These average students make fortune before anyone after graduation. Quote me anywhere, in Nigeria, your certification is bullshyte.

My take: give your best while you think of creative ideas to maintain you during and after school. Beyond school, what will matter is your social influence and that of your family OR whatever you might have built for yourself as an undergraduate!

Peace!

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Btw, I made well beyond 4points out of 5.0 .... anyone interested in buying my transcripts and cert? grin
FoodRe: Kopi Luwak: An Expensive Coffee Made From Dung Worth $500/pound by daewoorazer(op): 1:02pm On Jun 24, 2018
Will you buy KW for this price?

Will you drink if served free in an event?

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

FoodRe: Kopi Luwak: An Expensive Coffee Made From Dung Worth $500/pound by daewoorazer(op): 1:01pm On Jun 24, 2018
A civet looking sad in captivity

FoodRe: Kopi Luwak: An Expensive Coffee Made From Dung Worth $500/pound by daewoorazer(op): 1:00pm On Jun 24, 2018
In recent times, animal rights activist have come to condemn this act, their argument is that KW manufacturers have grown into holding civets in captivity while forcing only coffee beans down their throats.

FoodRe: Kopi Luwak: An Expensive Coffee Made From Dung Worth $500/pound by daewoorazer(op): 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2018
Civets love coffee beans, and hence tend to eat a lot of them. Some coffee farm workers while working in their farm some times back and felt the urge to have coffee but the law of the farm says they cannot take from the farm’s produce, they were forced to pick up coffee beans from civet dungs. They realized it tasted better in its fermented state and boom!

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