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Disclaimer: it requires great skill and mastery. Do not try if you haven’t mastered the art of seduction!

It’s not untrue that you can keep a woman with you for life. Yes, you can make her head over heels for you. I know money is running through your mind right now but unfortunately it doesn’t make my first 3 points. However, shall we begin?

1. Never radiate an iota of jealousy:

Do you wanna kill a woman? Let her speak to her numerous boyfriends in front of you and you act like you don’t care. Have you imagined she talking to a supposed boyfriend and you still get to crack rib-breaking jokes with her. Never check her mobile phone, never ask for her password. She’d forever wonder what kind of a stone cold man you are. If you can forever master this, you have set her mind in a life-lasting quest to forever wonder if you actually love her or not.

2. Don’t send your flirts completely away:

I am not saying you should commit adultery, I’m saying those hot ladies who were into you long time before you met her are valuable to you. Do not send them way, do not block them, permit them to constantly check on you, poke you, flirt with you on social media but never do the mistake of replying. Never!

Oh I forgot, do not password your mobile...Invariably, I’m saying never cheat on her!

3. Never change:

Every man has his prime time, at this stage, he is most handsome in his life, energetic, fit and romantic. Get one of the pictures you took during this time and set that as a threshold to your look/physique in your lifetime. Never go below! Do not grow a pot belly, no it’s not a sign of wealth (I’ve seen barrow-pushers with belly ). Hit the gym, if the head on your forehead is vanishing (or you are going bald), gonkn skin. Do not shape what’s not. If you grow grey hair, do not die and look like Baba Suwe. Let the grey hair play around your hair and goatie. Trust me, it looks good on YOUNG men.

4. Never retire your social life:

When a woman realizes you are out of trend, she tends to disrespect your personality, she may not tell it to your face though. Let brothers, men flock around you. Be the leader of a pack. Let your friends come for you for goodies, be free, be in control. Most importantly, Never, and again Never give in to any advice your wife gives as regards who should be in your circle of friends and who should not. The day you give in is the day you substitute your boxers for panties.

5. Work hard/Have money:

It’s one thing to work hard, it’s another to think hard along and make greens. The hard workers are selling gala on the streets (pun intended). If you can’t spoil your wife with goodies until you can ask ‘what else do you wanna buy?’ and she says ‘the car is full, next time!’. You shouldn’t be surprised, a woman will never reply ‘I’m satisfied’ .

If you don’t do it, one spender is around the corner to spoil her with goodies.

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Lalasticlala
Mynd44

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That’s a great job...commendable for that matter...I doff my cap bro...

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In other news, make he come study MBBS in Nigeria...let’s see if those muscles would compete with that of a mosquito after garri, sadist lects and queue in the paranormal sun finish am...

Dewze

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A day won’t work brother

Even if your interview is successful, it takes 3 working days to process your visa...

Really sorry about that...

There are many fishes in the ocean...you’d definitely hit another...

Next time, register for interview 6months before program date so you’d have time to reschedule even if a mistake comes up or you probably missed your first interview date...

Peace

Cc Mynd44
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For the record...#NySC...she didn’t breakup with you, breaking up was all in your mind...she did what u do to banana peel after you’re done with it...
Infact, you’ve never dated any lady

My advice...start valuing brotherhood more...move with good bad niggas and you are good...

One last thing...never send money or recharge to a girl...Never! Spend the money on yourself, work good, smell nice and hangout with niggas in bars, pools et.al and see pûnanis swarm around...
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1 love!

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Very possible...

But why are you worried Except he is rich with properties and has read the stories of Eboue...

U remember that footballer?

Itan nla gbaaa ni

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Try verify the surname on the docs of his properties
#Riches2Rags

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Buy a girl a car, and she will ride it off to ride another man’s mamba...

-Goodluck Umaru Buhari

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No pity for pûssy worshippers

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But how did we get here? I developed goose pimples reading this abysmal narrative

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Lalasticlala

‘Click here to continue reading’

I feel like sending them to internet jails whenever I see such. It is usually from amateur bloggers I guess...

Shared as seen on Facebook...

As for me, the owner of the land where the banana stemmed from is the rightful owner

It is a different story if that compound na student hostel...u know what I mean...

Tribune News Service

Mohali, April 19

The Special Task Force (STF), Mohali, on Wednesday arrested two Nigerian nationals, including a woman, with 50 grams of heroin, 50-gram cocaine and Rs 40,000 drug money.

The accused have been identified as Jude Justin and his partner Raaita, who were staying in a rented accommodation in Sector 80 here.

Rajinder Singh Sohal, SP, STF, Mohali unit, said the accused were arrested at a naka at Mauli chowk in Sector 80. Besides contraband and drug money, the police also recovered a weighing scale and 10 polythene packets from their possession.

The police said during interrogation, the duo revealed that they procured narcotics from Delhi and supplied them to customers and college students in Mohali.

STF sleuths said the accused could not produce any valid visa, passport or supporting documents for their stay in India.

An STF official said the accused were ‘couriers’, who were paid for each delivery to supply drugs in Chandigarh, Mohali and Kharar.

A case has been registered against the accused under the NDPS Act, 1985, and the Foreigners Act, 1946, at the STF police station in Phase IV.

The accused were produced in court on Thursday and sent to police remand.

Source:

http://www.tribuneindia.com/mobi/news/chandigarh/nigerian-couple-caught-with-heroin-cocaine-drug-money/576847.html