₦airaland Forum

It never ceases to amaze me why a Nigerian bred individual will resort to cutting hot Amala or akpu with fork and knife. It is funny to me and makes me feel people who indulge such act are trying too hard to appear ‘civilized’. Maybe I am wrong but I’m sure you don’t wanna try it while sitting with elders ...

So, do you use your hand or cutlery and why?
Let’s be logical please...

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Rikon:
Hello pal,
Pardon my blunders.
Pls i need a solution. I got into the union 1yr ago and its really heaven for me, Am happy for every bit of it.To the issue, my woman cums easily within the interval of 2mins though she likes sex and fasleplay,before we go down. I love making love with her but i don't usually get to the climax of it.Out come is that she leaves me whereas am still hard down . , solution is my aim. We are young couples no child yet. Your response well be highly needed. Thanks

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That’s d result when d play is false

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Na joke ooo...please don’t complain...I pray you’d never come across a dry or hard to satisfy lady...be appreciative bro...

If she cums, get her in the mood again...she is a woman and not a man running on engine that needs lots of ‘servicing’ to ignite d rod...peace out

The choice of a wife varies from one man to another, however if you want less of a drama queen, I’d suggest you read through the article below:

1. They are good disciplinarians:

if you are lucky to have been raised by teacher parents, you’d know half of the canes brought by school pupils land in the basement of your house. This is for quality control of erring members amongst children. You dare not be in your best character every blessed day lest those canes will expire off your body.

2. They’ll offer your children extra lessons:

arriving from school, 2-5pm is another time to reflect what your children learnt in school. They’d also check their notes to make sure they ain’t absentees in school. Should I mention the fear of such children to come average in their report cards?

3. They dress neat and beautifully even in impoverishment:

this is not to mock our beloved teachers as we all know they are being paid peanuts not mention the fact that many of them are being owed as much as 12-15 months salary. I’m yet to see a teacher dressed shabbily even if her wardrobe is full of ‘bend-down-selects’.

4. They mostly keep their men and homes:

they are usually humble although not all, I’m not sure if this trait stemmed from the fact that their spouse’s educational status is most times higher than theirs or because of the fact that they mostly find themselves around children; remember, in Rome, you do like the Romans do.

5. They are cheap to maintain

due to the fact that teachers are not allowed to dress in the excessive, female teachers hardly keep Brazilian hairs neither do they have the morale to wear long-heeled Gucci shoes.

6. They hardly have time for frivolities:
show me a married female teacher who would wake up as early as 3am, start preparing food, wake the children up, bathe them, dress them up in uniform and have time to SHAVE AWAY THEIR GOD-GIVEN BROW to draw a ‘more perfect’ line.

7. They are mostly intelligent: not all are intelligent but a handful of them are for obvious reasons.

8. They are usually patient:

for obvious reasons, to impart knowledge on kids patience is virtue. This is seen reflecting in their existence as social beings.

9. They are good managers:

they know how to prepare good soups from meager amounts not isolating the fact that it’ll taste delicious. They belong to different cooperative societies and that’s why even when they get owed 18months salaries, you’d hardly see one of them who won’t be able to put food on her family’s table; even if it means preparing pap with groundnut.

10. They are hardly lazy:

the rigorous routines of being a teacher groom them to be up and doing in their adventures. Having to wake early to go to school, return home to start cooking food, mark scripts, write lesson notes is enough to prepare them for tedious home duties.

BooTina:
Sure, you think i can wrap moimoi inside the leaves? I can't do that and I don't need to do that, the bowls got me covered

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Respect your highness, you deserve a slay king!

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Mynd44

3. Mould moimoi with leaves:

While you may think this is another superstition; moimoi moulded with leaves tastes better than the conventional plastic/nylon moulded ones. Need I point it strengthens your life span as oppose the nylon moulded ones which offers you moimoi with traces of non-degradable chemicals (these chemicals are carcinogenic)? If your present fiancée knows how to mould moimoi with leaves, give her some credit abeg...

NB:
***Carcinogenic means capable of causing cancer
***Ogo is the back part of the head especially when it comes handful
***Moimoi: cooked bean cake

Do You agree

2. Manually grind pepper

Before y’all jail me up, I don’t mean looking out for ladies who would grind pepper manually for every soup made. I’m talking about once in a while, probably a month to use her hand to grind the pepper meant for efo riro.
It’s not superstition, manually grounded pepper tastes better than blender made ones. Asides, manually blended pepper offers longevity ... (hahaha, kidding). I pity those who have been eating blender made pepper all their life, you’d never understand the struggle.
I’m not kidding now, if you can manually grind pepper for me with your hands once in a while, DM me...

Culture is what makes us Nigerians, without it, we are regular social beings with no trace to roots.
Women are wonderful creatures, they become amazingly wonderful when they imbibe their immediate culture and keep this as against the norm we have these days - embracing civilization at the expense of our culture. It’s quite saddening, moral decadence has eaten deep into our society and these about-to-be mentioned values are rare to find in ladies of this century; how sad these attributes are literally becoming extinct....how sad?



1. Traditional hairdo:

Oh my! ‘Suku’ is my Mumu button; if you want to finish me, the said girl should have ‘ogo’, then know you have finished me. These types of ladies who rock these styles once in a while indeed deserve not just some but every accolade available. These sets of ladies show they’ve been properly bred and they haven’t thrown our culture down the pit.
Should I mention those ladies who apart from having love for these hairdos, know how to plait such? Trust me, they’d make your daughters look like Nigerian princesses once in a while. I love me these ladies, anyone around here?