₦airaland Forum

Igbo people at Ladipo are so bitter, if nt, how would you apprehend a soldier and start dazing him left and right because he insisted his product must be changed. He further called his colleagues for rescue bt instead, the igbo boys refused to let him go, they were threatening the other soldiers that they might be held down too and this result to reinforcement force clashing with them. I was there live. Igbos are too over pampered and bitter in that Ladipo. They insult all tribes and side their own, all full of pride.

cRobo:
News of covid-19 nor de shock anybody again

Well

I won't say a word

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U already said a lot werey.

Zooposki:
RIP

U say what? Sho normal?

Na Jowizaza cause am o. He lured Benzema to China last week to have canal knowledge of him.


What am i even saying, am i okay today?

The soldiers of Nigerian Army have written to the presidency for immediate scrapping of the Finance Corps over alleged of short payment of their salaries and allowances. The letters which came in 2 pages have been going viral on net. Below is pictorial evidence for your consumption.


Take note Odewaleadesoye, aka lalasticlala.

This one na lie auditing, after they don share the larger part.

See that strong line; "we will see when u die also but don't kill urself also". O strong.

nairavsdollars:
Space that our mothers in Africa have been going for many years without any noise

Your own mother

Include Aso Rock too cos na there origin of nonsense started from. Girls from there are learning from this protocols below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Run for Abuja babes abeg.

rhames:
Boss, can I copy this please. I want to paste it on my facebook wall.

Go ahead sir.

HOVER206:
There is nothing to read because the Nigeria government acted illegally. one single error can destroy an entire book page, that's how the law works

And it is called Lacuna.

Stupidquestions:
These are tips I apply to myself.

1. Be self reliant.: Never give impression that you can't exist alone or catch fun without your friends, and learn to take care of yourself without depending on people. If u are fond of borrowing..reduce it, and work hard to earn a living.
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2. Work on your interest: Get busy, and work on personal goal towards achievement. When u achieve something unexpected, people respect u.
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3. Talk less of your secret and plans: Don't reveal everything about yourself or what u are working on. See finish dey cause disrespect. And when u tell people abt ur goals, and if u later dint achieve it, people will see u as irresponsible and lazy...people don't respect such people. Keep ur plans to yasef
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4. Don't discuss certain embarrassing moments u had in the past. Some people will judge u by it.
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5. Appear neat all the time, and exude confidence, and also carry yourself with some sense of pride....little pride won't kill you.
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6. Don't always please people. Yes we like to act nice and be on good books of people...but over time people take u for granted. Sometimes don't give people what they ask for. Don't act nice when they are shit...
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7. Don't condone disrespect. Always call out the bullshit of anyone anywhere..don't make it like a joke... treat the Bleep up of people instantly.
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8. Reduce ur frequency of laughter with people. Don't laugh to every joke and with everybody
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9 Reduce your greetings. Yes some people want u to greet them all the time just to feel themselves. Sometimes, learn to bone/ snub people, and face ur front like someone serious without looking sideways. if they greet u fine...and if they don't, it's not all the time u have to greet.
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10. Reduce ur argument and charter when u don't have something reasonable to say especially with people of low mind...
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11...Then get a girlfriend if u don't have. Guys also respect u when ladies come around to fvvck u or come around as ur babe

12. Get a job and your personal apartment if you don't have. It will help to project you as a serious responsible perosn

No 9 is out of it.

No, it is nt an excuse. This is summary of what the govt is:


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.


Useless lawmakers.

The DG of NYSC, Brig Gen Shuaibu Ibrahim, made an emotional and historic visit to the writer and composer of the NYSC Anthem, Dr Oluwole Adetiran at his Ibafo residence in Ogun State. ����

Lalasticlala my frnd, pls push this to FP for students to learn.

OP which one is ladi instead of laid. U dey medt?

Candidlady:
Overated state



They should please convert the whole Lagos to a beach

So we can go there to have a nice time...

The so called Lagos that won't let one hear word

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Jealousy ti ba ti e je. Won ti do tii eta. Omo ale

Just listen to your self. Are e u not ashamed of your statement. Kai, na one father send this one to school o

Na werey somebody u be.

Police rescued the old woman because 1 of them was dating her.

Poopshitty:
Village people is when caterer tells you meat don finish when you one collect rice there

I can't even comprehend all u said.

Poopshitty:
Village people is when caterer tells you meat don finish when you one collect rice there

I can't even comprehend all u are saying.

Iya weerey. Let them feed her to my hyenas. There won't be need for me to purchase cadaver for a week. Damn.

Remmybaby:
Yes my former brother in law Peter onokebhagbe posted to all my friends on face book that I used juju to marry their brother and what pained me most was I never saw the post untill after my marriage because I would have dis continued with the marriage this spread so fast that even my mother inlaw believed him because he is her son and inconcate the belief into my husband even now any little misunderstanding my husband will always tell me that he would have listened to his family it got so bad that in a marriage of
4yrs I can not account a moment of happiness
because of someone reckless talk, now I made
up my mind to quit the marriage because I
can not convince the family but I have told my
God that except I used juju like he said that is
the only way that guys life will be settled
honestly my case got so worst that I started
thinking of suicide as an option . I have told myself I will broadcast this issue with his name boldly spelt on social media until any one that knows him starts calling him, for 4yrs I have been in pains and he thinks that God is asleep

Sorry ma.

Juicewrld27:
after them go dey rush carburator cleaner to maintain an erection

Lolz

Lalami3232:
In the university, I was tagged a very bad boy and a s3x addict because I had over 500 porn movies on my laptop. But funny enough, I graduated as a virgin from the uni and even waited till 28yrs before I had my first s3x. The first day I had s3x eeh, na then I know s3x is so so so overrated.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin eeh, I go ***********

This one don soapy tire b4 having sex.

[quote author= post=103689359]What a show of shame.
Can any governor's aide or soldier in saner climes ever do this?
Impossicant![/quote]Everything soldier soldier!! Wetin soldiers do una? Do you see any soldier there? Nt even a police. Note: Soldiers can never engage in such. Like say soldiers be ur nightmare.

slimman007:
He is a male not female as he claims to be...People on this forum should just be mindful of this scammer and dubious human being..

That's notorious.

Which one be kindap? OP u better do the needful. Back to the topic, this is what government is simply about:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

ThickSharon123:
Thank God, God had blessed our type with the backside quality. No need for jobs to be done. But she's hot, she made it well ;

You will get banned soon. I will do that myself.

VlamesIffect:
. Las las everybody na second hand

Ahh!! Me i am not 2nd hand o.

TheRareGem1:
Is only a legendary liar that will say someone else lies

What is this one saying?

The case should be investigated properly.

TheRareGem1:
I lie this man. He Sabi.

He knows how e dey go for town

You lie the man, you not truth the man as well?