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Politics › Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun Loses Father by Dagger111(m): 7:39pm On Aug 02, 2021

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You mean xvideos?

Politics › Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun Loses Father by Dagger111(m): 7:38pm On Aug 02, 2021

Felajack:
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No o, na I.

Werey

Politics › Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun Loses Father by Dagger111(m): 7:37pm On Aug 02, 2021

uBuNiT:
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Politics › Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun Loses Father by Dagger111(m): 7:36pm On Aug 02, 2021

Sun re Baba. I remember you taught me while in SS.2 sir.

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Politics › Re: FBI Cannot Come To Nigeria To Arrest Abba Kyari — Mike Ozekhome by Dagger111(m): 3:08pm On Aug 02, 2021

Mayng01:
Useless san , birds of the same feather

Birds of a feather.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ICPC Job Vs Lecturing Job by Dagger111(m): 2:52pm On Aug 02, 2021

Ahh, all na corrupt works, na wetin u go still gt b this;

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

So think well.

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Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Referred To As "One Of The World's Most High Profile Crooks" by Dagger111(m): 1:28pm On Aug 02, 2021

simbaleo:
Arrested with £29million in cash? Na so. Even Diezani didn't have that much on her

No mind all this useless bloggers.

Science/Technology › Re: Meet 20-Year-Old Akobundu Kenneth Who Builds Planes, Cars And Bikes (Video) by Dagger111(m): 11:52am On Aug 02, 2021

Pls DM me if u have the guy's contact or account details.

Education › Re: Ex-Enugu Chief Of Staff, Nwobodo, Receives Honorary Doctorate Degree by Dagger111(m): 11:17am On Aug 02, 2021

Educhelssy:
Mehn u too much .. nice one n write up

Thanks sir.

Education › Re: Ex-Enugu Chief Of Staff, Nwobodo, Receives Honorary Doctorate Degree by Dagger111(m): 5:47am On Aug 02, 2021

I can only see fat creatures without origin names. Very soon, she will be elected into a high political office and start taking loans from different continent, which will make them treat us this way below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Degree that has no use to humanity.

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Politics › Re: Why Saraki Was In Our Office – EFCC by Dagger111(m): 5:55pm On Aug 01, 2021

Eastcoastboy:
Bite off ears? Lol Guy you're damn funny. I started to visualize it. Feels so so crazy

Na true nah, jst imagine wetin the Baba dey talk.

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Arewa Youths Blast US Court by Dagger111(m): 3:04pm On Aug 01, 2021

shigishege:
Yes why would I blame them from supporting thier own. Or is airpeace and Evans not defended by his peole.

It's thier right to defend thier people. We Yorubas also supported our own Chief Sunday Igboho. Na only them no they support thier own.

Honestly no country will want to lose the type of Abba Kyari man to just go like that. If I were the president I wouldn't hand over him easily like that as well. Na only the criminals will want that Abba be taken away from this country.

Though I don't support evil, but why is it it's only the other tribe are crying more than the bereaved. We is it that they are the only ones carrying this issue of Abba Kyari for head like wyclef.
But mind you na them they do themselves oo.

Or is not hippocratical for someone to invite a crack police officer who has been dealing heavy blow with your people to come and dine and enjoy himself during your mothers burial on your own soil. But this people won't see thier own actions to blame and condemn.

No one is above mistake. In fact there is no police officer in Nigeria that is totally clean in this country. So this Abba Kyari might have committed some mistakes but mind you he is more useful and important than any other thing for this country.

You sure say you go sch at all?

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Arewa Youths Blast US Court by Dagger111(m): 3:01pm On Aug 01, 2021

kestolove95:
Huspuppi for mention niggeria so FBI for come pack all of us to U.S.

U don shayo, kuku say u wan go USA go do mortuary attendant.

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Romance › Re: Are Fat People Proud Of Their Looks? by Dagger111(m): 2:34pm On Aug 01, 2021

debbydams:
the thick become fat tho when they starts giving birth

I respectfully request you kindly let me knw you better.

Romance › Re: Are Fat People Proud Of Their Looks? by Dagger111(m): 2:32pm On Aug 01, 2021

debbydams:
the thick become fat tho when they starts giving birth

Seems u are a typical example?

Sports › Re: Osimhen Scores Twice As Napoli Crush Bayern Munich by Dagger111(m): 12:12pm On Aug 01, 2021

robosky02:
This boy want to finish all him goals before season start?

Because goals na goods wey dem dey buy from store.

Celebrities › Re: Van Vicker Celebrates His 44th Birthday With Adorable Family Pictures by Dagger111(m): 11:01am On Aug 01, 2021

Na here u go see female dey make comment. I hope una no go mastub3te on top this man's pics like this.?

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Romance › Re: Ever Met Someone On Nairaland And You Bleeped Or Not? Share Your Experience by Dagger111(m): 10:38am On Aug 01, 2021

ESANMEA:
No reason that nonsense at all.. My hymen dey intact

Can u come to my house let me check something?

So u mean u don't have a dilapidated v-jsy labia wall? Lies

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Politics › Re: Why Saraki Was In Our Office – EFCC by Dagger111(m): 7:07am On Aug 01, 2021

TOTOnigga:
Honestly, I don't know what he is still looking for in that team....sign a new contract at Barcelona for me is not good for his career...I Think he's been there for too long... he needs to explore other leagues other than la Liga... anyways, what do I know..I just pity barca this season, I no know weda them use this messi guy swear for them.

Sir are you okay?
I've said it so many times that 1 of 4 persons in Nigeria are psychologically imbalance, una no go hear, till one well dressed and cooperate person hold u for road and bite off ur ears, una go take me serious then.

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Romance › Re: Are Fat People Proud Of Their Looks? by Dagger111(m): 7:05am On Aug 01, 2021

May be thick is okay sha. Fat ke, u go see tommy as mighty as drum. So irritating.

Romance › Re: He Will Kill Me With His Big M*nhood – Lady Speaks After Rejecting Boyfriend’s by Dagger111(m): 7:02am On Aug 01, 2021

I knw some ladies looking for somethibg like drum to enter their kpekus. If any lady complain my gbola is not fit for her, means her kpekus is as wide as a well.

Romance › Re: Ever Met Someone On Nairaland And You Bleeped Or Not? Share Your Experience by Dagger111(m): 6:58am On Aug 01, 2021

ESANMEA:
Hmmmm... I've met 2 nairalanders in person.. 1 in 2015 or so and the second about 3wks ago.. *I'll be back to give details *

They don f3ck this one tire.

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Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Ese Brume Leaps Into Long Jump Final by Dagger111(m): 6:00am On Aug 01, 2021

aikyg:
Because she is a successful athlete.
I raided your profile and saw some of your pictures. You also look like a man, even though you are not an athlete. The veins on you hands are more than my own and I be man ooo. You come black too.

Una wan finish this girl career.

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Education › Re: UNILAG Thrown Into Darkness Over ₦200 Million Electricity Debt by Dagger111(m): 5:52am On Aug 01, 2021

They will pay.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Not Dead Or Hospitalised - Tunde Rahman (Aide) by Dagger111(m): 10:46pm On Jul 31, 2021

Chukwuka16:
You are simply brilliant, amazingly brilliant.

Excellently put together and very insightful.

Thanks for giving us such wonderful piece and may I crave your permission to use on other platforms with full acknowledgement.

Go ahead bro.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Not Dead Or Hospitalised - Tunde Rahman (Aide) by Dagger111(m): 8:07pm On Jul 31, 2021

Oda oo. Last last, if this man enter as president, we will find ourselves in one of this attributes below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

They still wanna package him and deceive us same way they did Buhari. Signed out!!!

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Politics › Re: 2023: Northerners Can’t Be Forced To Vote Southern President – Baba-Ahmed by Dagger111(m): 8:17am On Jul 31, 2021

Stupid people, we have learnt enough and we knw the category you all belong to accord to my analysis below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.?

Werey pple disguising as real politicians.

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Crime › Re: Abuja Motorists Rescue Man Kidnapped While Peeing by Dagger111(m): 7:18am On Jul 31, 2021

Kobicove:
People will just be lying anyhow...

How did she know they were Fulani boys?

These people are very easy to identify. They gat same facial looks.

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Business › Re: 'If You Don't Have ₦500k At 26 & Above, You Don't Have Purpose In Life' - Lady by Dagger111(m): 8:54pm On Jul 30, 2021

Judeoxide:
you are just awesome my guy..
You too much

It's my pleasure.

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Politics › Re: Prevalence & Frequency Of Bribery In Nigeria By Geopolitical Zones by Dagger111(m): 4:58pm On Jul 30, 2021

Doraty1:
https://twitter.com/thecableindex/status/1421070708805967875?s=19[/quote]Doraty1 make i dey chop you nah.

Business › Re: 'If You Don't Have ₦500k At 26 & Above, You Don't Have Purpose In Life' - Lady by Dagger111(m): 4:56pm On Jul 30, 2021

pacespot:

What about the Japan, Russia and South Korea's two cows, I want to understand those guys too?

This is a clear expose of each of these countries anyway.

We don't have much economy tie with those countries though.

Career › Re: Before You Choose That Career. Lessons From Kyari's Ordeal by Dagger111(m): 2:33pm On Jul 30, 2021

CamusMidas:
"I can't go to the hospital and then I am told the doctor is the best but he is on dreads.... I'll not risk it. I'll take a walk".

You are just plain stupid, I say this with zero apology.

He was right though. U can't expect a doc to be on tinted dreads and beards as long as Osama's. It is wrong. In medical, shaving is part of cleanliness and orderliness. Get this dread doctor.

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