₦airaland Forum

LMS1:
Swear bro you fvking made my day!

Seriously, that's fact around the continents.

EXLOVER:
Swears...the joke dry abi?

Very dry to the norms.

This is a fool mentality. As such, we will continue falling under articles below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.


Werey lady.

NwaAmaikpe:




My friend Obakpororo has been crying that this life no balance.
He paid fake agents 2million Naira to take him to the US meanwhile FBI agents want to take Abba to the USA without collecting a dime, no visa, no passport, he won't even pay for flight.
Yet A.K doesn't want to go.

Abba Kyari please dash my nephew your iPhone charger and your airpod before these FBI people pick you to the USA.

No b the very NwaAmaikpe wey i knw be this.

Yebosola:
Am sure nah u and mod deh do me,no problem,make una continue.

Noted, another ban awaits you shortly.

Oloto then... this man can hijack anything land same way Nairalanders hijack space.

Yebosola:
Monikers yapa,who told u I never post comment for that 6 months?

Bt nt with ur banned acct.

Yebosola:
Mod that ban me for 6 months,u do well oh,mi oni sepe,sugbon enu mi oni sure oh. I welcome myself back

U wan get another 5yrs ban ba?

Last last!! Na wetin una go give us be this:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

€250k per week? Even the president of a country is not taking that per week except only on corruption. This life no balance at all.

The military value weapons even more than it personnel's life. It is advisable the culprits return the pistol. If nt, they won't rest in that environ.

limeta:
since yesterday I have seen a couple of Nigeria embassy cars 222D in and around Surrey

I thought i was the only one o.

I won't say anything.

OP correct the anomaly.

Which one is present buhari? I believe he meant President Buhari!

1st time wey Lai go talk true.

hakeem4:
You can always work for the Nigerian army.

You’d would travel to different places most especially you would travel beyond this life to the after life.

You can also become a bandit, kidnapping people from one state to another

Jokes apart. You can become an emissary you’d make enough money and your trips would be sponsored

Emissary like our VP Osinbanjo ba?

Why nt, if her kpekus is still juicy.

I knw am, his gf don cage am, na knack dem dey knack like this. Maybe help him out.

I was knack kpekus tire for Europe then because i be Nigerian.

alexvic12:
Maj. Dagger is this you?
I hope you can provide evidence of this

Which course/intake are you? I believed i trained you.

alexvic12:
Maj. Dagger is this you?
I hope you can provide evidence of this

How would you expect me to do such in this public forum. You wanna handcuff me?

Yes Army Finance Corps dey even use the soldiers' salaries and allowances stake FOREX trading.

Moderators!!! I no dey like wetin una dey do o. I said make d lady come make i f3ck her to get male pikin, una delete my comment. Me wey don sell sp3rm tire for Europe.

Xucxex1997:
This nwanimo self
I dey feel say na Nwamaikpe dey control that monicker
Back to the topic
IDGAF if the trial is held behind closed or open doors what matters most is justice should be served .
If you ask me I can't point out a single offence Igboho or KANU committed

Na Nwamaikpe wallahi

Alatenuje.

The end!!!

NohurryInLife:
Make person no kom pour sand 4 your garri

My brother, i dey tell u.

Abeg make dem no scrap this thing o, i wan contest for Rep post this coming 2023 election.

princeeze1:
Don’t mind them, always playing to the gallery for public sympathy, very fraudulent set of individuals, that was how I bought some shuttle buses from them right there in promise land, after coupling, one was found to be defective, change it for where! I passed through hell and intimidation untop my money for a vehicle that has not left your stand and is defective, until I involved army personnel and the market leadership intervened and locked up the said shop until the issue was resolved to my satisfaction. Now, the point is, not everyone know the market has a leadership that can resolve such disputes, so many people end of intimidated and lose money to these greedy and untrustworthy fellows, never trust their good morning, oh you want to blame the army using sentiment of #3500, when you obviously colluded to cheat and intimidate him of same #3500, it has backfired and you guys cry foul, how many on a daily do you people play this on that have no reinforcement to call upon….. lousy

God bless you bro. It was a big mistake for them holding the soldier and still threatening his other colleagues when they came to plead with them. They won't tell the world that, bt when the military hit them, they change the whole story. Even CDS and military top men love the hit, it went well and cleared their doubt.

They wanted to use Kanu's adopted to threatened the military. Fools and cheaters.

This lady's kpekus is ntin to write home abt. It can consume a whole being. I am very serious, she is too wide with thick and long dilapidated labias.