₦airaland Forum

Amotolongbo:
she is a medical, not a vet

The bolded is an insult to Vet.Dr ma.

membranus:
Harvard of your own creation, or Harvard of America?

Harvard ko, hazard ni!!

Aboori ntayin?

Amotolongbo:
Pretty woman

One of the special creatures who decided closing her eyes on the “dis” in her “disabilities” to make do with the remaining “abilities” in order not to be one of the liabilities of life.

May God greatly bless you ma
You shall not treat goats and dogs with your MBBS certificate

The bolded, what abt Vet.Dr?

Antoeni:
Iya e

You don melt.

Antoeni:
Oponu

Baba e

doyinisaac:
He even tried,me that my cousin jamb score cannot buy pepsi

You mean below 80? Hahaha

Antoeni:
He should go to baba fagbemi place in ilasha and study traditional medicine and witchcraft

The guy above d guy, above the guy, above me is mad.

He will get admission into Harvard with that score bt here in Naija, he needs to move above 280. Koju beelo.

BREAST SUCKING

The Woman breast are filled with hyper- sensitive nerve endings that get stimulated when touched, sucked or licked.

Men love to suck breast just as women love their breast to be stimulated but some men avoid a woman's breast as soon as she gets pregnant because they believe the breast milk is harmful to Adults.

BUT CAN AN ADULT ALSO TAKE BREAST MILK? YES

Breast milk is quite beneficial for adults too. It increases an adult immunity as it does in children.

BENEFITS TO THE WOMAN

It helps to balance the cardiovascular system. If a woman breast is sucked for a long period of time, it increases the heart beat rate of a woman to 110 beats per minute. It is a very good exercise for your heart health.

WANT A FIRMER FACE?

Then do not be reluctant for your hubby to suck your breast. It helps to move more than 30 female facial muscles; and improves blood flow in the skin. If you are the type that don't feel or enjoy sex. Encourage your hubby to suck your breast and play with your nipples, I bet you! you will reach orgasm.

BOOST IMMUNE SYSTEM

It is a natural remedy that stimulates the immune system resulting in the production of Antibodies that can protect against viruses. This process is called CROSS IMMUNO- THERAPY. During breast sucking, the breath of a woman becomes faster more than 60 times per minute. INHALING AND EXHALING MORE OFTEN WILL HELP PREVENT A VARIETY OF DISEASE OF THE LUNGS.

CANCER OF THE BREAST

Study has shown that sucking and massaging a breast simultaneously and vigorously help to reduce chances of a breast lumps which can develop to cancer.. It helps in easy flow of hormones and prevent lumps in the breast.

BENEFITS TO THE MAN

Breast milk can tackle cancer. Adults with cancer cells, digestive disorder and immune disorder are advised to drink several ounces of milk daily or weekly to ease the ravages of CHEMOTHERAPY.

It helps to boost their immune system and improve digestion.

WOMEN, IF YOU ARE A BREASTFEEDING MUM, ALLOW YOUR BABY TO FEED FROM THE BREAST AS LONG AS THE BABY WANTS. AS YOU ARE BREASTFEEDING, MASSAGE THE BREAST TO PREVENT LUMPS; SAME IF YOU ARE USING BREAST PUMP, MASSAGE AS YOU PUMP.
IF YOUR HUBBY LOVES BREAST, PLEASE ALLOW HIM TO SUCK YOUR BREAST TODAY AND ALWAYS. ENCOURAGE YOUR BABY AND HUBBY TO SUCK FROM YOUR BREAST. IS A WIN WIN THING FOR YOU.

#nomorebreastlump
#preventcancer
#reachorgasm

That BBQ man must be there. He must return home with Busuru.

Joromi1:
Can you imagine? Our army is now so useless that bandits can rob them right inside their barracks.

Not like this kind of robbery was an easy one. They had to move COWS out of the barracks, which of course would take so much effort. And the army probably scampered away for safety. Shame.

Na idiot u be, must u believe every trash? I stay in Jaji and there is ntin of such. Honestly, social media needs to be regulated.

Righteousness2:
The ideas and Innovations that come from the Nation of Israel are not ideas and innovations that you learn in school, google or anywhere on Earth.

Israel is a Product of a Strong Covenant with the ANCIENT of the DAYS.
Israel is a product of a Strong Covenant with GOD Almighty.

Argue with your parents and keypads.

And you call urself a pastor o!!

LordVoldermort:
how?

That's all i have to say 4 nw.

Bola146:
Na wetin he sabi enjoy na eh kill am, 10 women can't please some men, cheating and multiple sex with teens are inside their blood see his beautiful wife If he had issues with the wife, why not marry another woman and stay with her Bad stigma on the children what killed your father? Na side chick kill am

Why decorate ur rants with emojis?

LordVoldermort:
All these burnings are simply making criminals more cautious and smart, next time they'll remember to carry a gun and be more organized

Psychologically, you are surely a criminal.

I dont mingle with people that lives fake life.

ignis:
The side chick is tighter.

Says who? Seems you never jam all this UniLag babes? Most of them are walking with dilapidated labia called V-J btw their laps.

This bae is too beautiful to av committed this offence. Her punny go hear am for prison. Warder sef go chop.

Awon eyan Pablo Escobar. Go watch Narcos, season 1-3 and thank me later.

donbachi:
One werewolf...Too many stories.

My brother, that thing ain't a wolf. I've been trying to upload the link bt it is nt working.

I will post the pictures and link of the video shortly.

#press release

A mysterious beast with the head of a canine and the body of a human was killed during a ferocious encounter yesternight in Benue. Troops of Operation Whirlstoke got a tip off from the locales of Tembele village in Benue State and quickly went on hot pursuit of the beast. On sighting the beast, the troops in their usual manner of swiftness and uncommon dexterity, immediately neutralized it with precision firepower.

Unfortunately, after interview with some eyewitnesses in the village, it was reported that the beast had already maimed 4 residents. Medical personnel of the Nigerian Air Force Hospital was able to quickly respond and the remains of the deceased had since been deposited at the Air Force Base hospital morgue.

The general public is hereby enjoined to maintain good security awareness and immediately report any encounter to the nearest security station. The Chief of Defence Staff is therefore using this medium to once again assure all citizens of the C-in-C's resolve to ensure the absolute safety of all citizens and their livelihoods.

AY MAIGAIDA
AVM
Director of Public Media
Defence Headquarters

MajorOvakporaye:
Jesu! 71 years!!!

Na grandpapa things o,

Me sef go turn 53 by next month

You say wetin ma/sir?

Eastcoastboy:
Two good men.

O deep

Godsown0:
Kindness dey sweet if na between two well-to-do
God bless you for returning the car

Amen o.

There was day i was coming to Lagos on leave, so it was an election time in Lagos and no movement. All vehs av to stop at Begger. So as a security personnel, i came down from the commercial bus and moved 2wards to securities on guard, i talked to them, and was told to pass with my veh. A man sighted me and talked to me that i should come inside his car cos he will be having an appointment with MTN officials and he need to make timing. I succumbed and took 2 vehs pass. I got to his house and was abt to continue my movement. He then asked, can i drive? I said yes, then he said i should go home with his car cos he av other cars and i can return it any day in 3 days time. I refused be he couldn't listened too, he insisted i take d car home. So i did and brought it back same day. He was so glad, he tuk me in and told his maid to prepare lunch for me and i also left his house with some cash. God bless you sir, i really do appreciate you.

Oga ju

Let's treat this people's Bleep up.

miniziter:
And what's wrong with that? You people are the reason Nigerians travel out of the country to disgrace us because they want to make the money by all means just because of what you just said.
I think we need to change our orientation. Everyone can't be extremely rich. We keep blaming our politicians for embezzlement yet we ourselves are encouraging robbery, kidnapping, yahoo, blood money, ashawo/prostitution etc

What's this one saying?

sapphiere:
Unless you don't make typo then you will be free.

You that like correcting pple over little thing.

sapphiere:
Wonders shall never ever end. You contracted a disease and you said it is wise to pass it to your daughter because you don't want to die alone. You want her to join you in the grave because you two came together. SMH. What I dumb excuse.

Even if you wanted to give her the disease, is there no other ways of transmitting the virus? Must it be through sex?


Dear mothers, keep your girl child far a way from anything male. BE IT HER DAD. The days are evil.

Well done o.

E don set. This one leave Naija go do Uba for Ghana. No b juju be that?