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JAOS:
everytime enugu and bad news

Wow!

Too much starvation self.. See a thirteen year old girls tiny body...So fair too in complexion... Jealous step mum... Even robbers no chop this type of lashes!

Pure evil and wicked witch!

kiddkash:
if you no touch them, them go say you be gay,

if you come make move, them go say you wan rape.

we no know if you dey play hard to get or just not interested. abeg wetin make we do

That's the reason we didn't drop down from heaven!

Ask from male family members or friends.... How it is done!

Its not everything you like to touch or own in the world that is available.....

Somethings, in this case, some ladies are off limits, simply unavailable, not your standard, not your class, not your mate, not attracted to you, already taken or they're interested in you, giving you green lights, which you don't understand their body languages etc....

In case you're still confused, talk to your dad, mum or both ... Cheers!!!

AntiChristian:
What's 88 from those that lived for centuries?

You should have woken him like Lazarus.

List the names and ages of your family members who lived for centuries...

Since you quote the bible so much, please quote where it is written that men must live for centuries before they die

jumobi1:
Women can’t get jobs the way men do anymore?

I wonder oh my brother,... Any woman who happens to be successful is an olosho by some idiotic minds... So annoying

bankole200:
This woman is just an attention seeker. Akpabio tried to sleep with you some months ago and you slapped him. Why not cried out when the event actually happened. Why are you just coming out when you guys are throwing tantrums at each other now? There is more to this than meet the eyes. I think the woman needs help.

Well, its simple enough. He wanted to get into the coochie, he was rebuffed, he tried to do it by force, he got slapped. That corrected his lustful senses that moment.

But later, he felt, look at this woman who loves pricks so much she has had four husbands and I just said let me also get there to have a taste and contribute my own prick to help her.... She now slapped me, a whole Akpabio! I will show her who's the boss... He won't say that's the reason he fired her... But she knows, we didn't know.... That's why its coming out now

You get the picture

muykem:
You are a bad guy. Is it a crime for man to make advancement? But wait ooo, what will attract Akpabio to this expire product. I don't trust men sha.

But why will you call a woman who did not personally offend you an expired product

Akpabio is older than her or they're mates... Well I guess some men don't get it...

P.S
It is a crime for a man to make unwanted/ undesired advances at a woman who's clearly not interested sexually in him

HomerTimpson:
BAD NEWS if you know you know

At least be happy for her...

BTW, please enlighten us how this is bad news to you

So what

He is in the race.... Seconds term that turns them all to beasts of no nation

izubext007:
Igbo loves them selves

Like wtf!

He was used by his loving brother as a collateral!!!

Phone video son translate to rescue abi?

Anyway, thank God he's alive... The idiot that used his fellow tribesman as collateral needs to be arrested... He didn't bother to see if the guy lives or dies

AntiChristian:
I had expected someone filled with the spirit to wake him and Bonke up! Despite all the acclaimed miracles... death still kill them!

Sorry for your loss!

88 year old mam die, you wan wake am? If death no kill am, what will? You

Magi is the one reigning now..

The attention and all eyes on him... He's no saint but he's been used and dumped to settle things with politicians...

Buhari preparing himself for a soft landing after using Magu to deal with perceived enemies and especially especially those in the opposition....

Buhari will face the music later... Mr corrupt corruption fighter like Magu

jrusky:
D kind wizards wey reason Magu matter no be dis world oo I swear see as he dey receive slap here and there Magu wey b say just his name some pipu go dey wee inside trouser, dis life ehn......

There's a proverb that says, on the day an elephant dies, we see all kinds of knives!

That elephant is Magu, the knives are the politicians especially those he has investigated..... They will so cut him up!

richard870:
Nigerians are too aggressive

Nigerian men!

AprokoGirl:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/just-in-american-healing-evangelist-morris-cerullo-dies-at-88/amp/

Wow...

You fought a good fight and finished strong...

Oh when the saints go marching in 2x....
Oh Lord I want to be in the number
When the saints go marching in!

yanabasee1:
The VP is discipline and I know he will not want to be the cause of any Covid-19 outbreak from a single mistake of allowing the gathering......



He's an advocate for abiding by rules....


Able VP....The man that swallowed 4billion from Magu..According Ude.....

Which VP?

Obasanjo is now your VP

Read news, no ..... They'll be rushing to comment...

KrazyDave16:
Yeah it's weird but between having an abusive marriage and this kinda marriage, I'd go with this one

Oh really

Some of these pranks can make a man go freaking mad at the extreme "joke"

We need to realise some of these pranks can be injurious, deadly and not take things too far.... Rubber snakes..well.... But live one Na wahala be that oh

sisisioge:
Like she's aiming to give him heart attack with fright abi? I thought I was alone with the disgust feeling! If that guy were someone with some heart issues, she might have given him heart attack biko! What for! Someone else says to wear black garment and jump her in the dark...Lord! Biko I dont have sense of humour again

Many people are freaks... They love freaking people out.... I hate unpleasant surprises.. I no want heart attack abegi

Pa3cia:
Don't want to imagine this,
Snake on my bed??
God forbid!!!

I hate it with passion.. It must not be anywhere around my house, especially not in my house ... Awww

KrazyDave16:
This is the kind of marriage life I'd love to have, filled with fun and an understanding spouse... I envy you OP

You call live snake in a WC early morning fun?

You have a weird. Fun sense abeg

The snake may be on the bed to wake you up next... Yuck... I hate reptiles!

OP.... That kind joke I can't find funny oh. Like a real snake or na dummy

What if pesin get heart attack... Ha...

Igbo men and their problems with Yoruba elites... Na wah oh..

Wetin Yoruba do you now

If its not Tinubu, its Osinbajo, next his daughter... Take a chill pill abeg....Ode abi Ude be your name..

Wow


Clap for yourself Mr President

slimfit1:
This is pure publicity it's not help. Why put your picture on what you want to give to someone.

Politics loading

They must brag now... Its not their fault

Hushpuppy with the real estate guy

Tranquillity360:
Are yorubas parasite that they can't stand on their own?

Those of you that are not parasites, are you standing on your own

As a female in this country... We can't breathe

Our own national Clown don come again oh

DaddyRochie1642:
I Only Saw Someone With Big Teeth

You bad

Golliibiie43:
Why are spouse killing each other

This one pass me self.

73/y/o grandma kills 83y/o grandpa

Why should they arrest mama. They want double burial ni?

But the guy should have settled his parents quarrel before he left home now...