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jeromestarks:
I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.

OP how old are you

If not that Nairaland may ban me, I for tell you something. Radarada

Smartguyboy:
I believe his parents were married .
Don’t emotionally blackmail the innocent boy with murder. It better he correct the mistake now because once you become a father a lot will change .

Innocent boy

Person wey just get mind fvck and dash someone belle is innocent? Did she rape him?

Nonsense

ppogba:
Heritage bank was not in existence during Sanusi era . Get your facts right.

Kindly Google your claim ....

You are the one to get your facts right ... A simple search can save us some hassles

That small bank for one corner still dey work?

I am shocked when big banks like Afribank, intercontinental, oceanic and others were acquired but this one still dey

That Sanusi and Emefiele sis Nigeria abracadabra assswearugad

SoNature:
From the picture here, both mother and children look miserable.

These girls' minds have been messed up in a way that they thank their stars for having a terrorist take care of them instead of killing them. That's probably why they are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

I hope she doesn't insist on returning to the forest after the rescue because she has been separated from her hubby.

In our own case, they use juju (live potions or concotions on the girls for strong emotional ties

liz4eno:
Sincerely I got an alert. I registered sometime last two weeks when a friend from Abuja told me about it, I received it today. I can tell you it is no scam. I live in Lagos.

Me too

Yayyyy

James4358:
I read a statement released by the ministry that the first batch had been disbursed, and the next batch to follow on friday the 19th of April.

For those who applied, have you received yours?

I Applied for myself and 23 others from my ward in Akwa ibom state and we successfuly verified our NIN. We are yet to receive, & if non of the 24 of us receive by the next batch on friday, then i'll conclude the federal government scamed us. As nigerians, we are entitled to our share of the national cake.

I received 50k alert from FG today.

I had never benefitted directly from FG this way.... Pleasant surprise really

VinnyBaba:
In my Secondary School and University WhatsApp groups,
I hardly Comment or make contributions.

I see them online talking about social media trends, Our School days, Visitations,etc and I always Wonder 'Do these Pple have Jobs and ambitions?'.

I talked to a Friend of mine About this and he said 'I am Anti-Social or an Introvert'.

But Really, I see those Alumni WhatsApp Groups as an Organization of Time Wasters.

HOW ABOUT YOU?
Comment.

I absolutely love my alumni WhatsApp group. I was like you, hardly commenting or participating. But I realize they're absolutely necessary. You're a typical introvert and antisocial

We are all about giving back to our alma mater and taking care of the sick and indigents that were our colleagues at school.

There were people like you who told one of our excos that alumni was for those who didn't have jobs. That bigmouth was one of the indigents that we gave money to

She's now joining others and many are seeking to join us every day because of the great impact we are making. We enjoy our doings just like we did back at secondary school.

Change your mindset and try other means

GanagiBitrus:
Israel & War are like...

Since bible times, nations have been at war.

It's all there, Israel, Palestine, Persia (Iran) Babylon (Iraq), the Italians, Greece, Ethiopia and so on.

As long as the devil still rules over some leaders, they're prone to kill and destroy lives.

Peace can only happen with the Prince of peace, Jesus

Antiurchins:
The way dollar will jump 🦘🦘🦘 back to 2000 like a kangaroo will be brutal this time because what they have been doing is artificial depreciation of the dollar. Once the reserves they used in servicing the forex finishes, it will go back to high. It's not the first time, Buhari did the same thing. That's the reason Nigerian foreign reserves went down recently. If the naira is naturally appreciating against the dollar, it will instantly reflect on the prices of Products in the country

Kindly go out and find out that the price of rice has gone down, tiles and some other stuffs. I even checked jumia and found out that some phones that were above 200k are now around 100k or below.

Stop this blame game.

Where's the gold nau?

Welfed:
That is called gbajue........Chinese are criminals

And Indians

I don't know which is the worst between them

Modestt:
By God grace the price will crash more, we are really suffering in this country God help us

AMEN 🙏

It is well ... The suffering too will soon pass and we shall witness good times

fuckJones:
wike is using gantugagatu power on PDP, we pray let him not use abotushiba.

The untouched power of odumeje😆😆😆😆

Jeon:
Hmmn tall lady.

Short guys like to bite more than they can chew..

SeeWahala:
Agbadorians will soon flood here to jollificate

Meanwhile . . .

Common garri has added N1,000 to its price since the past week

Are we retrogressive or progressive with this dollar brouhaha?

That one is definitely due to our wicked fellow Nigerians....

Bankers and business guys are now our major headaches as they're used to broad daylight robbery in causing financial/ economic challenges

I've seen some terrible shit with animals who look like women beating up defenceless babies. This one shocked me.

I am also surprised that a nincompoop also recorded that video without immediately saying something or doing something about it.

Record it, fine ! But at least try to deliver that baby from permanent/ irreparable damage that could happen with that vicious attack.

Kwaramustgoodag:
U can imagine how they granted bail to criminal, but quickly sent bob to jail of 6 months. I don't know that court case always fast like this ooooo, until when it get to bob, not even up to a week.

Bob should be grateful that he was quickly sentenced.

Emefiele's wahala and rapsheet is very long... It is a national tragedy. People suffered untold hardship and many died. So his court appearances and suffering must be long too.. wicked evil man animal

predictor1:
I knew it would lead to this. I'm curious to see how Israel would fight a war on two fronts.

Well, they have fought almost all the nations surrounding them at once before and they even took more territories despite being a newly formed nation and won.

Israel being surrounded by Arab nations is surrounded by enemies sworn to annihilate Israel. The battles between them go way back to bible times.

God bless Israel with peace

franchasofficia:
This is why rich Yoruba men marry Igbo ladies, to give their children some facelift


Take a look at Tinubu's wife, cute woman, no wonder Tinubu abandoned his first Yoruba wife for Remi

And Remi is an Igbo lady from your village

A dog is confirmed better than a certain female in Anambra.

That dog is an angel. The little boy certainly has a lot to do in life that God did not permit him to be killed of exposure to the weather or by a wild animal.

The only animal here is that terrible female who abandoned the baby. The baby that others are dying to have

tefishy:
US is a catalyst of war

Théy love wars ..
Either fighting directly or indirectly. They must sha fight

Bigboytinz:
Not surprising. 7 out of 10 female MDs of banks are Yoruba women. I don't know why most organisations especially corporate prefer Yoruba women

I do know why Yoruba women are top executives though

They're beauty with brains, not content with marrying men for money. They believe they have the same brain power with men .. Anyone wey study chemical engineering na oga any day anytime.. fact! Yet she is blazing the the trail in the aviation world...

WOW... She is gorgeous too.. Oshey

Leo34rf:
He is married. He's just an animal.

I agree 100 percent with you.

Marry dey won't marry. Even if na village girl, they will be forming alpha male. And the idiot couldn't get an olosho to satisfy his goat drive... Ii year old for God's sake.. landlord daughter gan self.. He must be crazy as his brain don leave him head go inside preek

He won't be released anytime soon. Certainly

DaddyRochie1642:
The daughter looks like someone that will like sex too much, she's got an attractive dick sucking lips.

na wah for you oh

santaclaws:
Why complaining now when it was your colleagues like Tonto Dike & co that made him popular? All over the world, it's always YOU women that promote gay & transgender nonsense, that's why I don't pity you ladies at all... They'll soon dominate your sport, fashion and beauty industry.

Go and check his followers, 90% of them are women, cos no real man would follow Bobrisky, now they've made him popular and they're complaining. He go soon snatch una husbands join, keep supporting gays and transgender.

It is you fellow men who give him money and sponsor his madness. FYI, a lot of so-called real men follow him and bankroll him. Bob risky claims he has boyfriend that spoils him. Guys that are gay/ crossdressers have a lot of money these days because of the moneyed male customers who patronize them.

Men should leave the female space for us oh... They sha want to be controlling everything

RapistOnBail:
Women are desperately wicked. Don't be deceived by their fake cries and innocence

With this hasty generalization you made about women. I suppose it is safe to say that your mom also abandoned you in a wild park?

dapsoneh:
Mad people everywhere

Someone that the doctor should have referred to a psychiatrist to be locked up as a lunatic...

toprealman:
Male=“half current”
Female= “full current “

Samueltemi337:
A very dumb invention coming from a very dumb gender

This comment on a most vital topic is the dumbest of the comments I ever read on Nairaland

Wawelexy:
Good move... anything related to Emefiele should feel the heat too

They are part of the wickedness under Emefiele... They will still be loyal to him

They may even sabotage Cardisos moves or refuse to cooperate with him.. it's overdue self