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Politics › Re: See Peoples Gazette Today's News Headlines (Photo) by dalass(f): 11:13am On Oct 06, 2023
Ballotti:
A YEAR OF DISGRACE for RONU NATION.

To thief nor hard. . . .na to keep and hide the loot after snatching, grabbing and running away with it. grin
And Obi wey no forge his own university 3rd class has no balls to present his own certificate to INEC?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by dalass(f): 4:50pm On Sep 25, 2023
Stawner16:
Most likely to cheat: Women who are women cheesy
And those women cheat with other women abi no be men they cheat with?

Even the guy who posted this is a guy man himself. He looks promiscous like a confirmed cheat cool
Events › Re: Manuel Julian Sevillano Bustamante Buried With Lots Of Guns In Ecuador by dalass(f): 3:34pm On Sep 21, 2023
Righthussle:
Why didn't his guns protect him from death.
As in? Their mumu never do. He died from gunshot. They still packed guns for him to defend his condemned soul instead to repent themselves before they die prematurely like the guy.

They're even sure say he go reach St Peters gate despite his drugs and cartel life. huh undecided
Business › Re: Francis Dufay Plans To Rescue Jumia by dalass(f): 3:05pm On Sep 21, 2023
I thought he was Nigerian
Foreign Affairs › Re: Inside Soweto's First Government Gay Clinic - LESSONS by dalass(f): 8:29pm On Sep 19, 2023
Roboto11:
HIV is predominantly in the gay community.
Natural and spiritual judgement on unnatural and abominations perpetrated by perverted souls cool
Family › Re: Never Allow Your Wife To Pay Rent. by dalass(f): 10:16pm On Sep 16, 2023
Imredeemed:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN... I come in peace
Exactly 💯

A woman that was paying rent threw her husband out because she is the one paying rent, school fees, everything grin
Politics › Re: Illegal Toll: IGP Orders CPs To Dismantle All Unauthorised Checkpoints by dalass(f): 10:31pm On Sep 15, 2023
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gives Mohbad’s Dad 2m Naira: Report Shows by dalass(f): 9:35am On Sep 15, 2023
MICHEALADEX:
Some people are born mad into this world 🌎
Honestly grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gives Mohbad’s Dad 2m Naira: Report Shows by dalass(f): 9:34am On Sep 15, 2023
Ybholy:
Which case?

Isn’t any nearest police station in your area where you can make report with evidence ?
Don't mind that one oh. She don turn Davido to human rights person or lawyer... Hmmm. Some people can't do jackshit but criticize other's efforts.

Well-done Davido
Politics › Re: Wally Adeyemo To Visit Nigeria by dalass(f): 7:48pm On Sep 13, 2023
BobbieZion:
Go and do your fact check.
The Nigeria GDP was highest during Yar-Adua, and it's economy the largest during GEJ.

Lest you forget Tinubu brought Buhari to power.
So he has a lot to do to redeem his image, if not for him , Buhari will have never smelled power.
Any small thing Yoruba this Yoruba that.
Na we na like Dick measuring pass.

NB: OPEC Secretary General na Fulani Man.
Also there are two in UN, one Man one Woman.
The same Yardua who was handpicked and campaigned for by Obasanjo, a Yoruba man who delivered economic template and vision to him cheesy
Politics › Re: Duke, Ita-Giwa face-off: I Stood As Contact Person When You Did Breast Implant by dalass(f): 7:40pm On Sep 13, 2023
Sangoamadioha1:
[/b] Contrarily, Mma Floxy, has been known to be courtesan in her political and business dealings. All said, it will be a betrayal of my upbringing to be abusive or cast aspersions on such a personage. Politics should never be a platform that denigrates the ethos of respect to our elders. Thank You.[b]


See bad mouth 😂. You call person olosho and still say you no dey abuse am.
I no no say this guy get bad mouth ladies ooo

Polite, respectfully delivery insult grin
Politics › Re: Wally Adeyemo To Visit Nigeria by dalass(f): 7:29pm On Sep 13, 2023
Yoruba man doing us proud... Together with a Yoruba President....

Nigeria will be great again

Hope those northern economy destroyers will learn before it is their "turn" again.

Obj did much, Jona and Buhari the reckless spenders put Naija in the red cool
Family › Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by dalass(f): 2:31pm On Sep 13, 2023
BobbieZion:
The family na alcoholics?
Why beer,gin and wine full everywhere like that.....
Ogogoro people grin grin grin

Na to write chewing stick, toothbrush and toothpaste remain for that list grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians Are Good In Creating Problems And Later Blame The Government. by dalass(f): 1:12am On Sep 12, 2023
Godsonpinski:
HELLO NAIRALANDERS,
SO SORRY TO DIGRESS FROM THE TOPIC OF DISCUSS.

I SEEK AN ADVISE ON HOW TO EXPEDITE MY DECEASED MUMS PENSION AND GRATUITY WHICH RUNS INTO MILLIONS.

ALL DOCUMENT NEEDED HAS BEEN SUBMITTED YET ITS BEEN OVER 2 YEARS AND NO PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED; ABSOLUTELY ZILCH.

THERE IS A RUMOR THAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO BORROW SOME CASH FROM PENCOM FOR WHATEVER REASON. JUST BEFORE THIS TYPE OF CALAMITY OCCUR, I NEED TO COLLECT MY DECEASED MUMS PENSION AND GRATUITY.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR USEFUL ADVICE.
GOD BLESS.

EXPERTS IN THE HOUSE PLS I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
Well, create a new topic in the relevant section and ask. You can also go to her former place of work, the ministry in charge of paying your mum's benefits. For example in my state, the last I heard they paid was 10 years ago and that's recently o. To be government worker is horrible. I wonder why people still dey there self
Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal Confirms Sextape, Threatens Legal Action For Breach Of Privacy by dalass(f): 6:09am On Sep 11, 2023
cathodekazim:
If you believe say Moyo lawal didn't consent to the leakage, then I Blv you should have your brain reset

I've watched the video times and times again. It was planned, deliberate and consensual
You watched the video times and times again? Haba! Bros, na so e sweet you reachhuh grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Buhari Was A Reckless Spender by dalass(f): 2:23pm On Sep 05, 2023
Northern Presidents are always reckless spenders. Yaradua reversed the sale of Refineries because northern Fulanis whether qualified or not are many in those refineries eating and destroying everything
Phones › Re: What Are The Things You Have Stopped Doing On Social Media? by dalass(f): 6:10pm On Sep 04, 2023
Rapmoney:
Me:

1. I've stopped posting happenings on WhatsApp status. It sells out too much about your life. These days, I prefer to stay mysterious. You don't need to know anything about me.

2. I've forced myself to stop watching all these comedy reels on Facebook. It's a waste of data. These days, I spend my data learning Videography and Advanced Sound Design on YouTube.

3. I've placed on mute the statues of people on my WhatsApp who think life is a competition. Posting every new clothes/shoes they buy.

What's yours?
A lot of things I did before
Politics › Re: Why Nigerian Engineers Kick Against Planned Electricity Tariffs Increase by dalass(f): 5:22am On Sep 01, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
NSE recommended that the NERC should ensure that licensees are only allowed prudent and justifiable cost escalation, as the ‘pass-through’ costs only, noting that they should be made to look inwards and reduce their expenses on operational line items.
The NSE listed the items as: Payment for technical partners, payment for consultants, payment for vending services/ billing and collections as well as looking into its over-bloated payroll.
It also accused the Discos of making payment for concession services that the staff can provide as well as making heavy management and board expenses.


They are doing over-invoicing. Simple. That's a financial crime.

Shakara of the Discos don end.Smh

So while they were threatening us with tariff hike, they can not defend or justify tariff hike yet for years, FG under PDP's Yardua-Goodluck administration started with Multi-Year Tariff Order ( MYTO) and kept paying money to them as electricity subsidies until now that Asiwaju Tinubu moved against subsidies.

This is a brilliant and patriotic service the Nigerian Society of Engineers (NSE) is undertaking and I am very proud of them. They must not relent and push for refunds if possible.

This is how patriots with elitist education should use their elitist education to engage Intelligently and suggest credible alternatives.

NSE must go one step further to petition the Federal Executive Council to report this inefficiency and economic sabotage and report to EFCC and Financial Reporting Council of Nigeria so that the whole industry and regulators will be scrutinised and audited like presently being done with CBN.

Some people may need to go to jail for this blackmail of customers with unjustified tariff hike to stop. The NA should criminalise what the DISCOs are reportedly doing by deliberately padding their overheads and criminal over invoicing.

Please stay off this thread if you are incapable of engaging intellectually. This is to lend our voice in support of NSE and not an invite to the mob of cyberbullies, liars, criminal defamers and bigots. Check my signature for free stuffs!
Exactly 💯
Family › Re: I Made My Ex-girlfriend(who Is Now A Single Mother) A Deal, Would You Take It ? by dalass(f): 3:39pm On Aug 29, 2023
beekind:
I am in my mid 30s, very comfortable and a dual citizen of Nigeria and a first world country.
I decided to relocate back to Nigeria because of starting a family and having my own children.
Since arriving the country and based on my experiences so far, my plans have changed.

I decided to first focus on having children as I found out that the Nigerian society has become almost worse than the west in terms of sexual debauchery.
People have sex for indomine, girls commit abortion without remorse, the worst thing is that no one here uses protection and by the time your average Nigerian girl reaches 30 years old, she has aborted 4 times, slept with almost 100 men and contacted several stds in the process.

What this means is that disciplined men like me are left with these category of girls, worst still is that they come very entitled and empty and can even ruin you with their lifestyle as they are usually impossible to reform.

Solution:
I had to go back to the drawing board and re-evaluated my plan, I have an ex-girlfriend (29 years old) whom I am very close with. She fits the bill in terms of who I want as a life partner but she is a single mother.
So I gave her a choice.

Have 2 children for me, those 2 children will automatically become dual citizens and I might consider marrying you and adopting your child but even if I don't marry you, your 2 children that you have by me will be taken care of and being dual citizens of a developed country they can turn to a blessing for you and your whole family in future.

Now, let me explain, I still love this lady and my decision was premised on how uncertain I am of what my choice will be in the future as such I wanted to be very open from the beginning, but even at this point, I can not guarantee I will marry her but I could depending on what happens in future.

She's going to give me a feedback later and I am quite positive she will take the offer.

If it were you faced with this option, what would you do ?
Men are something else sha.

You want her to have 3 kids out of wedlock? Yet you claim to love her🙄 Probably the same lies the first baby daddy told her... I tell you straight up, you're worse and your conditions stink...... I'm hoping she won't gullibly fall into your trap like she first did
Travel › Re: What Country Can I Migrate To With 7 Million Naira by dalass(f): 5:11pm On Aug 25, 2023
BlaqScarface:
I want to pursue a masters abroad as a means of escaping this country. I’m jobless at the moment but I’ve been saving from my former job for two years and also got a couple millions from sport betting and inheritance.

I’m confused about this while japa thing as I don’t want to go abroad and start doing useless jobs or start suffering or get depressed in another man’s land. I want stability and peace in a country with a reasonable economy.

Also, I have a first degree in English language, I’m 24. I’m confused on the path of my life to take please advise me.
That's not confusion at all, you actually have a great plan of getting a master's degree, start applying for masters abroad. In Canada or wherever you want. Pray but please be vigilant, don't bet with that money oh. grin

Be very very careful in your Japa matter
Crime › Re: Two Married Men Allegedly Gang-rape 11-year-old Girl In Abia by dalass(f): 2:50pm On Aug 25, 2023
Jeon:
Wonder shall never end with the presence of the male gender.

Both Men have pussy at home. May still keep chicks outside ,but the dicks are not satisfied.

@ ezegenigbonine ,was this your troll of yesterday?.
That gender will come online and start talking about body counts of ladies and if a girl is not a virgin... Look at this poor girl, is it her fault that randy idiots will rape her? Ordinary 11 year old and daughter of a widow?

Men should have a little conscience and empathy, haba! huh
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Receives Senator Kwankwaso At The Presidential Villa. Picture. by dalass(f): 1:35pm On Aug 25, 2023
JealousCobra:
We are talking about this republic not the 3 republic, keep living in the past!


😎🤠
Tell that to Azikiwe who formed government with Fulanis

The past deeds and antecedents are always important
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Receives Senator Kwankwaso At The Presidential Villa. Picture. by dalass(f): 1:12pm On Aug 25, 2023
JealousCobra:
Fulanis and Yorubas been running this country since gods known when, yet nothing to write home about in developmentally otherwise.


They are quite incompetent or unfit to rule 🤠 Igboman should been given a chance or go separate ways

AllEyesOnTribunal.
Ironsi and Gowon are Fulani and Yoruba tribe abi?

When ironsi was head of state why didn't he divide Nigeria instead of killing Yoruba and Fulani politicians while sparing his Igbo people.

Continue your tribalism, it will get you nowhere grin
Politics › Re: Ondo Youths Reject Igbo Politician As Council Caretaker, Storm Street To Protest by dalass(f): 1:02pm On Aug 24, 2023
anonymous1759:
If she’s competent no Wahala but from all indications she’s not and was lobbied in so their aggression is justified. grin secondly and the most important they rejected their sister for holding a public office because she married a Ronu man and their bragging rights like we’ve dominated so so place this place is no man’s land will always make it difficult for people to trust them with sensitive positions territorial integrity is very important.

Some people will quote me And say Nigeria is in a mess because they’ve not ruled this country like their region is the best . The last time we’d a civil war is when they ruled .
Nigeria needs internal cleansing and restructuring to unmask incompetent leaders.
Even Bianca Ojukwu cannot represent her husband's local government so what are you saying?
Family › Re: After 9 Years Of Trying My Wife Finally Gave Birth by dalass(f): 9:50pm On Aug 23, 2023
MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning smiley

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me cheesy but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? cheesy cheesy Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.
Congratulations man... Amazing looking darling wink

Such kids after delays are usually special so take good care of him please
Celebrities › Re: Shatta Wale: Nigerian Artistes Make Ghanaian Counterparts Look Mediocre by dalass(f): 7:40am On Aug 23, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Nigerian artistes making Ghanaian counterparts look like feeding bottle musicians – Shatta Wale


https://dailypost.ng/2023/08/21/nigerian-artistes-making-ghanaian-counterparts-look-like-feeding-bottle-musicians-shatta-wale/
All Yoruba talents

Asake,Tiwa, Wizkid, Davido, Even Burna grin grin grin

Awon omoluabi, oluomos making us proud grin
Autos › Re: Car Lovers!,can You Help Me Choose Between These Two Cars? by dalass(f): 8:22pm On Aug 22, 2023
banjicom:
Age is just a Number, at 90 years you can still buy a car if you are still alive. Buying a car is just a waste of time that is why God has given you your two legs remember it doesn’t use petrol. Even the almighty Jesus rode on a donkey into Jerusalem, where he was met by cheering crowds how much more an ordinary human like you. Let Jesus be your mentor!

You no gbadun at all sir
grin grin grin


I hope i have been able to motivate you today cheesy
Politics › Re: APC Leaders Take Pictures With Peter Obi At Senator Barau Son's Wedding by dalass(f): 3:37pm On Aug 19, 2023
Taylor90:
Make una no suffocate my papa ooo


Akpabio shift your corruption induced big stomach


Let my daddy breathe

He’s the only reason I take insults on Nairaland daily ooo and I no send

This man right here is the reason I’ve become a karma to all APC mischievous dimwits

Only me can defend Peter Obi on the internet against 800 million trolls

Na him dey make me do 10k monthly subscription weekly oo

This man right there is the reason why APC goons run to their hiding holes when I book a space on Nairaland

Some even say I get paid for commenting on NairalandI just laugh. Because no Peter Obi lover does it for money na natural love oo

Imagine I wasn’t a Peter Obi fan where I for start to dey defend Tinubu drug allegations

Me wey no know road to Chicago

How do I even defend Tinubu in front of my foreigner friends that my president licks microphone
My brother please off your mic grin
Politics › Re: Throwback: Godwin Emefiele, Wife And Son (photo) by dalass(f): 7:55pm On Aug 18, 2023
IconicR:
Wicked man
Devil's incarnate
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Flaunts His Beautiful "Oyinbo" White Girlfriend (pics/video) by dalass(f): 2:53pm On Aug 18, 2023
IconicR:
See comments above me 😂
Nigerian men will happily drink the menstrual blood and eat oyinbo feaces.
i tell ya grin grin grin

Shameless benefit boys... grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Ifa Council Suspends Isese Festival In Ilorin by dalass(f): 8:11am On Aug 18, 2023
Speechless shocked
Crime › Re: I Killed My Wife For Sexually Starving Me – 75-Year-Old Man by dalass(f): 10:38am On Aug 17, 2023
IconicR:
At his age he's still complaining of being sex starved.
Do men at that age still have erection? Somebody answer me.
It means men are still crazy for sex till they are 100 plus. But 81 years old man?

He should have taken small wife now to be satisfying his small small erections grin

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