₦airaland Forum

AllKnowing:
Any justification for the heavy makeup?



And Ojukwu, our National Hero?

E mean say that one too no get sense ne dat? 🤗😁😁😁

Armaggedon:
Jamb self is even petty for entertaining another meeting and for releasing some statements before wherein they accused people who called for investigations of tribalism.

She went far. The punishment should stand as a deterrent to such potentially dangerous people.

It is the duty of the lawmakers to call JAMB and MMESOMA to appear before them because a representative from her constituency supported her claims and they wanted to tarnish JAMB' AND UTME image and all the results JAMB has ever released. The world is watching so it has to be done properly. Next time, another fraudulent minded student will think twice before trying to rob other hardworking students of the glory that belongs to them. Thief. Receiving "scholarship"

MyExpression:
Which kind akpòr picture be this....even one left bress, pesin no see...despite the zooming

Na left brezz you dey find upon all the talk wey full ground?

orohbiro:
yes I yellow it

femijohn21:
Help me out with this house.

Is there any iota of true love when a couple is making love together and the wife places her two hands to cover her breasts so that the husband could not have access to them and also put her face away to avoid kissing her man?

This is about to cause separation in a marriage.
Opinion please.

It's a no brainer

The guy has sucked the breasts like those who eat the insides of the orange after squeezing the juice finish.

He has halitosis. His mouth smells like shit

Truly, if the guy is thinking of having sex, he should brush his teeth and tongue and take a bath, after that, use a strong perf or rollon.

The wife will be glad to kiss him if he kisses nicely and not suck her mouth aggressively or bite her

I actually feel that the marriages of uneducated people don't last. The marriages of educated people are usually done properly and each mostly have their jobs and sources of livelihood.

Whereas those uneducated people mostly get married and the girl/ lady who is the wife to be usually have nothing doing financially so is a liability or is earning peanuts with many kids. I have seen husbands just picking up few stuffs and leaving the homes for the wife and kids when the burden almost chokes the life of the man who himself is probably an artisan or gateman

Kei144:
The title of this thread emphasizes "pretty Norwegian", but the guy is actually prettier than the Norwegian.

I had already written as much and submitted before seeing what you wrote and I agree jare. The guy fine pass her. The lady came to see if the guy is as fine his Facebook page picture. On confirmation, she rush the handsome bloke to the altar shaperly

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/photos-adamawa-vigilante-marries-norwegian/

The guy is a handsome dude now. The way they said vigilante married pretty Norwegian lady, you will think the guy worwor pass. But the guy fine pass the lady self. Ni wonder she flew here to quickly tie the knot. But if it's to Japa, wetin dey Norway for this guy ? 🙂🤗

mrvitalis:
Bros it's called loan scam
Jumo Ibrahim is expert in this

You buy or build a project A
Infliate the price and value of A(250% real value)
Call your partner in a bank to agree with your valuation
You can then take 75% loan of your value of A
That's 187% real value
Then you run it for a while sale parts you can sale
Default on your loan since the A is your collateral... Banks would now collect A
Seeing it's not the real value... Bank would call amcon who is the chief guarantee of all alone
Amcon buys of the loan from the bank... Try to run the business to gain back the money the rest is history

Dongote refinery is example, Nixon Hilton Nigeria, Arik, air Nigeria, news watch them plenty

Exactly 💯.all the billionaires in Naija are experts in such with partners in the bankers 😊

iCauseTrouble:
This is the reason why Third class students in Nigeria go to UK, US and Canada and come out with First Class.

exactly 💯

Even in Naija, arbitrary fuel price hikes haveade most people to just sit down for house instead of going on visitation. ost things are done via phone calls, social media and emails now

PissInside:
Origin bitters,my favorite bitters is now 700 naira.

If not for alcohol & weed,man for don craze for this hellish country.

And the funniest thing is we act and move on as if nothing is happening.

Let me go and buy Origin bitters and Loud before I go eat amala and goat meat.

Weed plus alcohol sure pass to the high level crazy 🤪

Benblaq:
Would you fault this result on the students or lecturer?

The fault is solely on the lecturer.... As a Nigerian lecturer, if most of your students fail your course, that means you yourself are a bigger failure

Take those same students abroad and see them pass in flying colors..mtchewww.

Upon all the sufferings and hardships students go through to earn a degree, those idiiiots must add mass failure to it.. incompetent mofos, and they're happy that their students are failing

Essenza01:
Why carry the dead child like its an animal that was slaughtered.. even while keeping a carton by the side for what exactly?.. disgusting.

Exactly 💯

jeromestarks:
See him standing and smiling with a clean christian girl.
Islam is a punishment to the poor.

I can see surgery scar line in his head.
I could see his eyes looking unbalanced.
I could also see his mouth clearly out of place.

This guy has never been the same since the day he fell from power bike.

Na wah for you monitoring spirit oh

001Lagos:
I see the beautiful houses behind in the last picture

Anambra is indeed beautiful

This is murder case, a life has been taken and the boy's life too is destroyed for taking another's life. Then all you can see is beautiful houses in Anambra. This spirit of materialism is a wicked and unsympathetic one. for an Anambraraian Lagosian

Racoon:
Impeccable records. What an inspiration. I met then Brigadier-General Kale @ Military Hospital Ibadan in 1992 with my dad and was just whao with her impressive appearance and mien. The woman is just humble. Mods let's celebrate these great and amazing amazons who have blaze a trail for others to follow.

Most men on Nairaland will not come to celebrate these achievers but let it be a thread on woman bashing... They rush it as if making scathing remarks about women is their only mission in life...

Congratulations to these pacesetters and trailblazers. I never heard of a female General or Real Admiral before

MS247:
Yes ooo

Much more money

From Lincoln to Biden non were poor

From Azikwe to Tinubu non were poor


Abeg nobody should infest the nation with poverty


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Are you kidneying mee?

Laughing seriously at the bolded

APCNig:
Okay nah.

But is YORUBA not do-do-mi? Why am I seeing re-do-mi there? Abi, I dey mix the sounds up ni?

re do mi is the correct one on Yorùbá

Hardtotrust:
It depends on what you mean by "well educated". I'm just an NCE holder.

Yes you are well educated. You write well too. Some first degree holders, even masters holders and some PhD people throw bullets in writing stuff. So that's a plus

Youngkaro45:
It's you that actually lack sense because why will you jump into a conclusion on something written to distract investigators?

And you have a PhD as an investigator?

ExAngel007:
A Nigerian doctor has queried a recent photo rapper, Olamide, shared online.

The Nigerian doctor mentioned that the photo shows cannisters of Nitrious oxides close to the bed Olamide sat on in the photo.

He alleged that Olamide pumped the gas into the balloon and was inhaling it.

Nitrous oxide is a gas that is inhaled recreationally for its rapid but short-lived feelings of euphoria, relaxation, calmness, and sense of detachment.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/7/nigerian-doctor-queries-a-recent-photo-rapper-olamide-shared-online-2.html

One would think they were just holding balloons but thank God for that doctor that exposed the science student

Guynexttdoor:
So you mean bollon bollo go start to add money now

Lol

vengertime:
I've never heard of this madness.

Olamide should be arrested. Was he not the one that started using narcotics terminologies in his music like science student, Colorado, etc

Exactly 💯

I knew this guy was mad when he sang story for the gods. He is going insane. Doing drugs and posting the picture online. The idiot has young boys. He's no role model. He is a bloody junkie and can only end up like Majek Fashrk

AVECDEO:
4.77 billion share multiplied by 22.5 naira per share will equal to 107 Billion Naira.

I'd have paid off the 15 Billion sharply and cut my losses rather than have the whole world poking noses into my business.

Now he has the court and all the regulatory bodies looking into his accounts to the glaring of the whole world...it's somewhat embarrassing.

Those "rich billionaires" are the ones making the banks to collapse. Imagine, instead of paying on judgement since January, of a whole supreme court , he still wants to squeeze out of paying several loans owed to the same bank!

They are wickedly wicked. Even dangote refinery never start, yet that baldhead Emefiele said he has started repaying overdue loans. They are the reason banks rip the innocent users off to remain somehow stable

Killermamba:
Guy calm down, my disagreement with your dad is for not convincing you to see reason to sell those items to save your brothers life or help with the roof. He did wrong, don't arrest him let your brother get better be happy he is alive, then call your father one on one tell him how you feel and how he destroyed your plan and how he has succeeded in making you homeless in the city. Moving forward I advice you not to let your family know your plans ever again, na people like this your family go sell your house if you nor dey Nigeria. In a nutshell don't arrest him, give them little distance, never ever expose your secret or plans to them again. Your papa get entitlement spirit.

You wrote well but your last statement is wrong. The father gave him life spent effort and money on him. Common 150k that was used for emergencies like a house roof and operation ... And you said he's feeling entitled?

If that same papa dies now, the same guy will spend more than 150k to bury am oh

Hardtotrust:
I need good advice on what to do.

From your write-up, you are well educated. Thank your father and if it was by your own efforts, then kudos.

Now, don't get upset by your dad. By your own admission, your family had urgent needs and unfortunately for you, your "investment " was available to them.

Just kuku forgive your dad and let him pray for your hustle and destiny. You know he's a petty trader, he can't afford to pay you back. Arrest him and you will show an evil seed to reap later in life. Even police and all your village people can turn against you.

Keep up your legit business, your hustle will pay eventually

Dshocker:
No jokes, as a guy, i get ass pass this flatbed

Cars like this doesn't sell in Nigerian market, it could stay up to 7yrs in a car stand, without any customer pricing it.

Funniest comment

Despite fighting very hard and dirty against this Tinubu both in Lagos and their side, yet the the guy prevailed. They know he is still a progressive

They knew they couldn't do this with Muhammadu Buhari.

nomeer:
People talking about salaries when I never get work for 3 years now. May God help man 🙏

Where did you now see data if you no get work. If na joke stop am.

It's here on NL that a married man who lost his job went to learn welding. He got the skills before the expected time. He started taking care of his family within months.

Work full everywhere bruv