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Politics › Re: ‘Don’t Allow Your Morale Dwindle,’ Army Chief Urges Troops After Niger Ambush by dalass(f): 6:55pm On Aug 16, 2023
Money na the ultimate morale booster anytime any day grin
Romance › Re: Groom Update Whatsapp Status With "Fear Women" At Wedding, Rejects Bride's Drink by dalass(f): 6:53pm On Aug 16, 2023
myyansh68:
Same trash talk everyday.
Fear Women this, fear Women that..
I believed they are the ritualists,promoters of war, kidnappers, rapists ,traffickers,robbers ///////// disturbing the peace of the World.
But they no fear their mama o...Abi she no be woman? grin grin grin grin
Health › Re: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by dalass(f): 2:51pm On Aug 15, 2023
Sorry @ OP.

Hope you are doing better now

Make sure to drink lots of water through out the day.. it is well wink
Business › Re: My Experience With Money Doublers by dalass(f): 3:29pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damian911:
A guy approached me yesterday and introduced himself and pointed to the direction of few guys saying they're money doublers and I should give it a try that I won't regret it blah blah blah. Well, I already knew they were scammers but decided to play along. I started with #500 and they did their stupid abracadabra and gave me 5k that I won I pretended I was surprised and happy and told them I'll be back and getting I wanted to take all my savings but decided to take a part of it totalling #200k. I decided to play a fast one on them using psychology


Immediately I got there I told them I'm with 200k and whispered into their ears "Shh, you see this money I brought is nothing if you can double it for me, the company I work for kept #20m with me and I have access to my Dad's account and he's got #2.5m so if you double it for me I'll give you guys #20.5m and you double it we share the proceeds" They encouraged me to and quickly doubled the #200k to #500k. I pretended to be even more astonished and promised to be back with #20.5m. They encouraged me saying its my my opportunity of making it in life and utilize it well! Took the #500k and almost screamed "I Will Be Back"

Since I never go and the mugus have been calling me. I kukuma break make I have peace! They no know say if scamming was food chain I'll be the apex predator! They met the apex predator!
I sorry you because they will come for you.



But knowing Nairaland guys... This one na super story... Lori iro grin grin grin
Health › Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by dalass(f): 9:51pm On Aug 10, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.
Consult a pharmacist or doctor and get away from anything sugary
Family › Re: Why Are Most Men Wicked In Marriage? by dalass(f): 12:17pm On Aug 10, 2023
Confirm4real:
Please this is a serious case she happens to be my younger sister I'm putting this up on her behalf.

1. The husband doesn't give her money for upkeep.

2. Most times he beat her up mercilessly.

3. Disgraced her in the compound by telling a mechanic that she doesn't wear pants.

4. Treat her like rag.

5. Doesn't have regard for my family.

6. Monitor her everywhere and accuse her wrongly of following men, this is someone that they've been married for more than 15yrs and have 4kids together.

7. Always accuse her wrongly of stealing his money.

8. Follow her to the market and pays for any food items she buys.

9. The little money my sister earns as a teacher he will make sure she spends all the money at home.

10. Locks his phone but told my sister to always unlock her own so he will be seeing all her messages and calls. Even put tracker on her phone to monitor her calls.

11. Smells my sister's undies atimes to know if she went to meet a man.

12. There was a time my sister was into restaurant business the husband didn't allow the business to last, he told her customers should not sit down to eat they can only buy and go.

13. He now bought a Sienna he still put tracker to monitor the car and inner tracker to monitor calls inside the car. If he noticed some conversation in the car he will start calling my sister, if she doesn't pick while driving he will start insulting her.

14. He pays the children school fees and house rent with complains. They're living at Ajah.

Although I have reported the case to Human Rights. Please what advice can you give if she's your sister.

Note: They dated long before marriage almost 5yrs, but I wonder why she didn't see those red flags then.

Women should be careful in their choice of selection, most men pretends to be nice during dating but not knowing they're beast in human form.
Narcissist profile. He can't change... He's mad man
TV/Movies › Re: I'm Dating A Billionaire - Princess, First Evicted BBNaija All Stars Housemate by dalass(f): 7:34pm On Aug 09, 2023
Nairaland men undecided

On another thread, a Nigerian man begging an overweight oyinbo mama... No one says anything but praises for her and him. The fat mama obviously his meal ticket and passport, no be say he truly love her. Another guy married a pigmy oyinbo, so so praises from Nairaland guys.

A Nigerian lady who is already a celebrity tells you she's dating a billionaire and you're hating on her undecided
Romance › Re: Her First Child Is Mine And Not The Husband's by dalass(f): 6:11pm On Aug 09, 2023
salem1996:
So you saw the nonsense too?
OP is either lying or not telling the truth
His mumu is legendary and some people swallowed the cock and bull story[center][/center] grin
Romance › Re: Her First Child Is Mine And Not The Husband's by dalass(f): 6:09pm On Aug 09, 2023
Anashe:
When you tell dumb stories, make sure the years add up. You haven't seen each other for 13 years but the child is 8 years old. She carried the pregnancy for 5 years? And this made front page.
Very dumb story... His mumu fake story no add up at all grin
Romance › Re: Her First Child Is Mine And Not The Husband's by dalass(f): 6:05pm On Aug 09, 2023
Dexy4yah:
Your story is fake, you didn't hear from the ex for 13 years yet the boy is now 8?

For a sex you had over 13 years ago, how come the boy is only 8, abi which super story is this? undecided
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Playing Die With The North By Nasir Aminu by dalass(f): 12:14pm On Aug 09, 2023
datola:
Tinubu will not fight any war in Niger. We don't want to compound problems for our people especially in the North.
US is holding Tinubu by the balls. US always wants war especially in African countries or Asia. Never near its own shores.

Hoping Tinubu will not sacrifice this country just to remain president. A lot of African presidents are puppets especially the civilian ones.

In Objs time, he singlehandedly returned democracy back to Gambia or was it Mali. But these professional politicians are militarily weak.

Why didn't the coup take place when their first cousin Buhari was still president?
Crime › Re: Photographer Arrested With Human Skull In Ondo by dalass(f): 12:01pm On Aug 09, 2023
Ladyclara002:
Damn, what's this?
He wants to to take still life photos of a human skull perhaps undecided
Politics › Re: Niger Republic: A Word Of Caution To The Dogs Of War" ~ Femi Fani-kayode by dalass(f): 11:54am On Aug 09, 2023
hakeem4:
I don’t support the use of force. But I want those military leaders out of power. Military guys aren’t intelligent enough to rule a nation.
Some of them are actually more intelligent than we give them credit for.

In one African country, I learnt their president already had two terms of 5 years each making 10 years! He still wanted more, the military removd him.. other African leaders did nothing, the West did nothing..

Fact is, most African civilian presidents are puppies and puppets of the western world that are bent on keeping Africa in war, poverty, diseases just to have cheap raw materials due to our weakest currencies which is the work of Western controlled World bank and IMF.

I DONT LIKE SOLDIERS IN POLITICAL TERRAINS BUT sometimes politicians are so evil, only soldiers can cut off their leprous fingers from tge the meagre resources poor African people are managing. Most of those monies end up in Switzerland, US, Britain etc
Jokes Etc › Re: Money Is The Root Of Evil by dalass(f): 9:06am On Aug 09, 2023
Mhizzard:
hmmmm you made me comprehend the adage more
It is not only an adage, it is actually a Bible verse grin

1 Timothy 6:10—“For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil”—
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by dalass(f): 9:04am On Aug 09, 2023
bekpo:
This one na excuse?
Wrong
TV/Movies › Re: Josh 2 Funny Appears On America's Got Talent 3 Times by dalass(f): 8:37am On Aug 09, 2023
naptu2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4szRq1R-08

America’s Got Talent @AGT

https://twitter.com/AGT/status/1689091142770704384
He should have just told the judges say he be correct crazeman.... Or at least what they can call a comedian... At least only comedians can do silly things as if they are serious and get an ovation for their mumuness.. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Money Is The Root Of Evil by dalass(f): 7:51am On Aug 09, 2023
Mhizzard:
i added question mark but it is not showing up
Money is neutral, not good not bad. It can be used for good purposes, it can also be used for bad purposes.

It is THE LOVE of money that makes humans to commit crimes....

All because of some worthless paper called money... undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Money Is The Root Of Evil by dalass(f): 8:19pm On Aug 08, 2023
Mhizzard:
Can you give example of money is huge root of evilhuh
You making a statement or asking a question?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Taiwo Odukoya Is Dead by dalass(f): 7:57pm On Aug 08, 2023
PureFace1:
I hope you get cure one day

I don't believe in your pathetic book call Bible full of rapists and murderers.
Please Waka pass then


E no too hard undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Taiwo Odukoya Is Dead by dalass(f): 7:44pm On Aug 08, 2023
Creamypie:
My question is with all the "prosperity" and "Miracle" teaching, that they deceive people with, what is the ultimate price for worshipping God. Its not the above listed. So what is it? What did Jesus teach as reward for true worshippers that these men replaced with miracle/breakthrough/prosperity?
Jesus taught that in this world we would have trials, temptations, tribulations

You only wanted to hear, miracle/breakthrough/prosperity. You need to go through the bible, see what disciples went through.

And if you can't say anything sensible on this topic, just shut up and Waka pass.... Very simple undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Taiwo Odukoya Is Dead by dalass(f): 7:40pm On Aug 08, 2023
AmotekunSW:
So sad

Lost first wife
Remarried, lost his second wife.
Lost his twin sister.

He actually must have eagerly looked forward to joining those he loved.
Really?

I only knew about Pastor Bimbo Odukoya then who died in plane crash undecided... So sad
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by dalass(f): 5:42pm On Aug 08, 2023
And this is on front page? undecided

In short, if it's a career woman that has no time maybe a banker who will go out from 5am to 10pm.how she go manage am? grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Remanded For Stealing Kpomo In Kano by dalass(f): 5:40pm On Aug 08, 2023
Kpomo 8,500 for Kano will be a very large quantity now. If he was hungry, he couldn't have stolen that amount of kpomo. The guy na confirm thief
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Withdraw Once You Begin To Show Your Interest? by dalass(f): 1:58pm On Aug 08, 2023
tnerro1:
The sex was not what we tot it would be like, I have bleeped girls once that I spent some much time chasing and didn’t go back for a second, they were sexy, but the sex was uninteresting.
One minute guy grin
Crime › Re: Alhaji Afeez Imoleayo Charmed US-Based Friend, Took Over His Wife, Children by dalass(f): 1:02pm On Aug 08, 2023
Creamypie:
Its not charm. E no dey work. Na psychology of trust. Even All pastors learned it as logic and philosophy course and use it on sheeple. I learned it in a course in 200 level. Adolph Hitler, Jim Jones (Jones town mass suicide) and David koresh (Vernon Howell )of wacko siege incident also learned it.
Alfa don turn to Pastor for your eye abi?

The petitioner, his wife, the Alfa all confirmed say na charms he used on them. You said no be charm

I wonder how psychology can work on a whole family for over a decade?
Romance › Re: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by dalass(f): 9:24am On Aug 08, 2023
Yankee101:
We dey pay for restaurant
We dey pay for shopping
We dey yarn better
All the while, their parents no see good money for village.
TV/Movies › Re: Pictures From Bbnaija Season 8 All Star Saturday Night Party (week 2) by dalass(f): 9:20am On Aug 08, 2023
Jestin:
Very useless program. My wife was getting addicted to this program until i cut my Gotv decoder and throw it inside the bush
Youdonminnit? shocked shocked shocked

Anyways, o dislike the "show"

Waste of money, time and morally decadent
Nairaland General › Re: Let's Talk About Phobia, What Are You Afraid Of? by dalass(f): 7:38pm On Aug 07, 2023
dfrost:
...androphobia
Just kidding with manophobia ...though I just learnt something new @ androphobia grin
Nairaland General › Re: Let's Talk About Phobia, What Are You Afraid Of? by dalass(f): 5:15pm On Aug 07, 2023
Jennyclay:
undecided sad

I’m scared of Men!!

I hate Men!!

I hate Men!!

I hate Men!!
That's manophobia grin grin cheesy
Family › Re: The Things About Some Neighbors Borrowing Things And Not Return It. by dalass(f): 5:12pm On Aug 07, 2023
Efisimilala:
Na true o, she dey enter my eye no be small
grin grin grin

I better pass false prophet in what I'm seeing oh grin grin grin
Family › Re: Why Do People Do This After The Death Of Their Parents? by dalass(f): 5:11pm On Aug 07, 2023
Nazgul:
In Igboland, parents are buried by their children in their house. So it would be disgraceful to the children of all the guests arrive and the house is looking like something that barely made it out the Biafran war. That's why they try to renovate it and upgrade the look.
Well, it's more disgraceful that such parents lived poorly in uncompleted or unbefitting houses, not enjoying as much as their dead bodies are now enjoying...

If na SW, God help those children if na those older priests come to do burial rites, he will lambast them, even those friends they're trying to impress will carch shame for them.

Lesson. Let parents enjoy you while they are still alive oh
Family › Re: The Things About Some Neighbors Borrowing Things And Not Return It. by dalass(f): 4:44pm On Aug 07, 2023
Efisimilala:
Iya kafayat will borrow ifami and she will never return it why?
cheesy grin cheesy

Because kafayat don enter your eye? grin

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