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EducationJamb Registration Issues by dalene1305(op): 1:18am On Feb 11, 2025
I am in the process of registering for jamb. After generating my profile code, in an attempt to generate my Pin at the CBT centre, they are telling me that I have used my NIN to register as an ad-hoc staff to jamb. Which is not true, I am still in school and have not had anything to do with jamb in the past. I have sent several mails to jamb with no response, I have sent messages to them on Twitter with no response, thier lines are not functional for calls . What do I do?
HealthRe: My COVID-19 Vaccine Experience by dalene1305(f): 9:10pm On Sep 16, 2021
I was scheduled to get mine at Akowonjo health centre on September 15, was there and was told there is no barcode. That they got only 30 and its finished that I should keep checking. Not good at all. I scheduled online, got confirmation and took excuse from office only for me to get there and it was not given. They even told me to go and complain to Lagos state government. I think the state government or whoever is responsible should do better.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by dalene1305(f): 7:43pm On Jul 24, 2021
It is better to be quiet than to sound stupid.... and that is how you sound.... you don't just type anything you like because no one is seeing your face.... you are stupid anyways




Faber:
Kidwaya don use this one dump am

Suddenly she realizes Laycon meant well for her...she have been looking for a way to get back to Laycon through the backdoor...

Laycon my man...chop and clean mouth o. Don't allow this girl more than 1 week in ur life...Abia and Mbaise girls are the worst on Earth...their love peddling no be here.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by dalene1305(f): 7:41pm On Jul 24, 2021
One would think you have brain....If your mama pussy no loose how you take come life. Idiot



LONGPREEK:
wow loosed pussy ipob hoe just reconciled with an afonja simp.
this story made me got 20k alert
HealthRe: COVID-19: 'They Have Abandoned Me' – Susan Okpe, Benue Index Case by dalene1305(f): 7:31pm On May 02, 2020
Its even OK, she still knows the number of days, by the time she lost count of days she will then cool down, they should just keep her there even if its one year until she test negative.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Holds Church Service, Dares Government On Lockdown by dalene1305(f): 2:17pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ezemust:
the pope who is rumoured to be an antichrist?
I can see that your brain is empty.
PoliticsRe: "Abba Kyari Is Not Dead" - Femi Fani-Kayode Dismisses Rumours by dalene1305(f): 9:59am On Apr 03, 2020
Weedsmoker:
Nothing wrong in wishing evil people death.

Their are people that need to die for this country to progress.
Can state how he has been wicked to you? That is why some people die before the people the wish death do.
CelebritiesRe: Coronavirus: Tiwa Savage Advises Nigeria To Close Borders, Isolate Returnees by dalene1305(f): 6:41am On Mar 18, 2020
So closing borders is a good thing now, what just changed? Buhari will not close borders again, cos when he did the last time, he was called a fool.
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant With Twins But I Honestly Don't Want To Marry Her. by dalene1305(f): 8:08am On Jul 07, 2019
I read your story and its quite pathetic. Don't marry her because of the children, if you must marry her, if not I would advice you take her outside the country, expose her to civilization, take care of your kids, when they grow to like 5years collect them and let her be, she will find someone else who will marry her.
Please don't abandon her here to be caring for the kids and no development for herself, I feel she will do better outside the country if you can afford it.

She will appreciate you later.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Celebrates On Street After Receiving Certificate Of Return From Inec by dalene1305(f): 10:29am On Oct 07, 2016
NextGovernor:
I am in Benin and Nobody is celebrating with him. Only his APC touts are following him around. Just check behind, you will see nobody is accompany them. Ize Iyamu crowd will definitely tell who own Benin tomorrow....
have you forgotten that the election was not held in Benin alone?

You are the one that is not celebrating with him, others are.

I am sure you were not expecting PDP touts to celebrate with him.

Thank for calling honourable APC members touts. we are touts for a good course.
thank you.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Lied Maritime University Is Only At ‘feasibility Study’ Phase by dalene1305(f): 9:21am On Jan 22, 2016
And since 2014, the project is still in this stage?
FamilyRe: My Brother In Law (sister's Husby) Is Becoming Too Rude For My Liking... by dalene1305(f): 12:06pm On Jan 12, 2016
I really don't understand what this guy wants.

@ 30 you are living with someone and you still have the nerves to complain about thier behaviours.

who are you to judge someone? you claim you are a christian and you judge another person, when it is right there in the Bible you claim to know that you should not judge.

I am sure the guy is tired of your holier than thou attitude that is why he is trying to frustrate you out of the house.

where you supposed to be living in their house for free without contributing anything. I do not think washing of plates is too much for you to do, he did not ask you to wash his car everyday or wash his clothes.

You better be a man and go look for a job, and drop that your attitude cos if you continue with this your holier than thou attitude it will even be difficult for you to get a job.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua’s Daughter Called To Bar (Photo) by dalene1305(f): 7:22pm On Dec 19, 2015
20 whaaaaaaaaat shocked this woman is not less than 40. why una gho de lie nah!
RomanceRe: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by dalene1305(f): 8:53am On Nov 16, 2015
Girls don't learn. we hear of guys pouring acid on ladies every time, how can you say you stayed with a guy cos he was assisting you on a project. God forgive you. I pray that guy doesn't kill you at the end of the day.
PoliticsRe: 'if You See Ministers Flying First Class, Take A Pic & Send To Me' - Ben Murray by dalene1305(f): 10:59am On Nov 11, 2015
vanndubi:
Oga Ben, how much u go dey pay for a pix? How come u forgot that part. Cos to sidon for airport dey wait for ministers no bi here ooo.
Oga you wan kill me with laugh, I have been laughing for over one hour. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Rocks Leggings With Sneakers To Oga Madam Show: Hit Or Miss?(Pics by dalene1305(f): 10:15am On Nov 05, 2015
Total miss. didn't she look at the mirror before living home, or was there no one to advice her before she left for the event? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Sleeping With Her Mother (Graphic Pics) by dalene1305(f): 11:28am On Oct 29, 2015
THIS WOMAN IS SO NICE.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Releases Hot Gym Pictures For Her Fans by dalene1305(f): 4:17pm On Oct 22, 2015
FUNKE GET BETTER BODY........ BUT FACE, I COMMENT MY RESERVE..... lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Baba Funky Wore This On His Wedding Day (photos) by dalene1305(f): 2:12pm On Oct 21, 2015
comedy things...... this is not a wedding na. haba
FamilyRe: Her Husband No Longer Makes Love To Her Because... by dalene1305(f): 1:46pm On Oct 13, 2015
something of this nature happened to a close friend, her's was that they just got married, about 3 months, the husband is a Pastor and armed robbers come, collected money and requested they kill the man or sleep with the woman. the man did not say anything, but the woman accepted that they sleep with her instead of killing her hubands, 4 of them raped her while the man whatched. but after the show the man has refused to touch the woman till date for over 10 years, family, church, and even friends have intervained. he said he cannot send the woman away but he will never touch her again. He is not a Pastor anymore, drinks from one bar to another. Has his cloths inside his car boot, he stays away from home sometimes for weeks.
CelebritiesRe: 9ice"i Lost My Voice Because Of Bad Music Equipment In Nigeria. by dalene1305(f): 2:21pm On Apr 26, 2015
9ce or watin u call urself. ... u loose voice u de blame equipment. .. u gho soon loose ur dick then u gho blame doctors in 9ja...... but u don forget the law of camma abi? when u de maltreat the woman (Toni) that brought out of the gutters, de say all sorts of rubbish and lies everywhere cos u don get small change after she done clean u up and promote u finish, u think say God no de see? u gho soon go do brick laying .... politics still de honorable or maybe conductor. na that time u gho know say karki no bi leather
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Worship In One Church And Pay Tithe In Another Church? by dalene1305(f): 6:23am On Oct 01, 2013
God never said we should pay money as tithe to the church, the Bible clearly states in Deut 14:22-29. Pastors only see the tithing in Malachi and even at that it did not mension anything money, it said food to the storehouse so that the poor will have enough to eat. People should wake up to this popular scam of these new generation pastors who think of nothing else other than how to use the Bible to swindle the poor congregation. Why do they run away from the old Testament of the Bible. How many of them provide for the poor in their midst even with the tithe that is now collected every week.
CelebritiesRe: Marrying Timaya Would Have Killed My Mom Prematurely-empress Njamah by dalene1305(f): 3:35pm On Oct 04, 2012
daniel michael: and u xpress or xpress road,i dnt knw, do u think timaya would just wok up and dismantle ur face withawt u doing anithing,gosh i think ur face was a point of contact to him, let me tel u sth,ure a nincompoop,a kleptomaniac,a nymphomaniac and an ophobomaniac, ure practising a flamboyant display of sanctity mannerism, infact ur speech luks like ur mouth is an epitome of idolistic monopoikilation, infact ur head is pie block of two outstanding hoe, u vacabonic imbecilic and moronic prat, gett off idiot, xpress road
God I wan die for laugh, u de vex for the girl before, see as you finish God made woman, chai you hash cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CareerRe: Is It Wrong To Help Your Boss With His Or Her Bag? by dalene1305(f): 9:55am On Sep 14, 2012
I was doing it to my boss initially, I always pick her bag when she comes in and take it to her office, and a colleage of mine asked me to stop it. and when I did, it caused a lot of trouble, she started behaving funny, telling people that I do not respect her anymore, that I now see her as my mate.

I believe you should not start it at all, cos doing it automatically adds it to your duties even if its not, and if by chance you do not do it again even if its for a day, they will take it as an offence. so dont start it at all.
HealthRe: I Am In Love With A Sickler And I Want To Marry Her by dalene1305(f): 8:35am On Mar 22, 2012
I married a sickler 5 years ago, I am AA and he is SS, we have 3 lovely children together, a girl and two boys, the are all AS, He knows how to treat himself and I can tell you that in that five years he has only had 32 major crises that took us to hospital and he is dischared same day or next day. He knows when he is about to have crises and fights back immediately. you hardly know if he is a sickler because he does not have the features, sure the parents took proper care of him while he was a kid.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by dalene1305(f): 10:56am On Jul 04, 2006
I am just suprised you guys are talking about fart as if it can kill someone huh. me I fart in my mans presence and all he does is hit me on my bom bom, we do it together, and he does not care, sometimes he watches me while in am in the rest room so what are we talking about.

Remember this is the person you will spend your life with and one God knows what will happen tomorrow, go to the hospital and see where women clean up their husbands who are in the bed and cannot move or see me do that, they do not feel irritated cos they are use to those things already, I have seen a man who ran away from the wife cos she had an accident and was bed ridden, he said he cannot clean her up just because they where not used to such things at the initial stage.

so people learn to do all this things cos no one knows tomorrow, be very free with your partner in all ways
Nairaland GeneralI Love This Guy But He Has Sicle Cell Anemia by dalene1305(op): 6:21pm On Jun 09, 2006
hello all please help me I am in love with a guy how has Sickle Cell Anemia and we are about to get married, what do you advice?
Will he die soon? will he leave me soon? he is 38 now and he looks very healthy, and has no sign that he has sickle cell anemia, I am confused cry
BusinessRe: ATM in Nigeria by dalene1305(f): 6:50pm On May 25, 2006
in fact armed robbers are in trouble, cos very soon if them come person how them gho de help am count chairs and table cos no money to steal. every body don de travel with empty pockets now once you know say you get where you gho collect money any time or day. ATM you too much ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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