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EducationRe: I Did Not Make 3rd Class Degree(Soyinka) I Made 2:1 by dam4sam: 12:14am On Jul 16, 2013
la_unique: And so what? Prof let me bring primary school algebra for you and see how well you will do with it. Intelligence is not all about speaking big grammar, it's an all-round thing
So you actually believe that someone who graduated from University of those days (not the cheat, cash-and-carry degrees of today's youths), with a 2^1 Degree ..... cannot solve a Pry 3 algebra, right?

Is that a reflection of the paucity of your own personality?
Look in the mirror, you might just see yourself.

Mtcheew
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Sees A Revolution In Nigeria by dam4sam: 11:57pm On Jul 15, 2013
I thought TB was "specialized" in Prophesying FOOTBALL RESULTS?

The man for open "pools-betting" join im spiritual abracadabra now! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Al-mustapha Is Still In The Nigerian Army by dam4sam: 11:55pm On Jul 15, 2013
With the FAT "BACK-PAY" at tax-payers expense, l guess the guy is now qualified to contest as Kano state Governor (under PDP of course wink ) ..... and then he will get further IMMUNITY/IMPUNITY to kill more innocent people!

This country is CRAZY!
PoliticsRe: Kerosene Price Rises By 200% by dam4sam: 5:53pm On Jul 14, 2013
Policewoman: I USE GAS tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Your stupi-dity has NEVER been in doubt!
What about the tongue?
Gas that you buy with the blood money you raid from innocent people, right?

Na that GAS go burn you and all the morons that benefit from your filthy lucre!
Crase Policewoman.
PoliticsRe: Kerosene Price Rises By 200% by dam4sam: 5:49pm On Jul 14, 2013
We are a nation producing Crude Oil and kerosene is just a by-product of crude oil!

...and yet Nigerians who dont even have the benefit of using Electric Cookers (since electricity supply is near zero!)
have to pay through their nose, for Kerosene as well? huh huh huh

Yea, l gerrit, GEJ is really PERFORMING!
Mutherfeckers


I guess it is only in Nigeria that the president is NEVER AWARE of any problem affecting the masses who voted him in?
What a convenient but SILLY EXCUSE!
Christianity EtcRe: Self Prophecy By Pastor Adeboye by dam4sam: 5:43pm On Jul 14, 2013
[size=18pt] Another SPIRITUAL 419 and ABRACADABRA!

All these yeye MOG's MUGUN sef
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PhonesRe: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by dam4sam: 6:09am On Jul 11, 2013
^^^ I use BBC on iphone 4S.
"blackberry.net' is the APN l also used.

It works but the connection is very, very poor! angry angry

but it connects.

Hope you enabled "data services" under settings? huh
PhonesRe: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by dam4sam: 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2013
Am in Lagos ..and it aint funny at all.
PhonesRe: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by dam4sam: 1:19pm On Jul 10, 2013
MTN finally subscribed me to BBC!

But the damn thing is so baaaaaad (connection/bandwidth), l could not even open my Yahoo Email!
......talk-less of Video-calling!

i just short the damn thing down in utter frustration ..(and a loss of over #1200!).

Danm! Damn!! Damn!!!

BTW: It cant have anything to do with Iphone 4S, can it?
PoliticsRe: Chinese Firm To Run 4 Nigerian Airports by dam4sam: 11:06am On Jul 10, 2013
CFCfan: Yes, I remember now. His name is Bayo Ogunlesi. I think he is the Chairman of the company that runs London Gatwick.
He is Nigerian BY BIRTH.
For some time "NOW", he is a BRITISH CITIZEN ...by naturalization!
He "owns" the British Company (Registered in Britain, by a British Citizen) that runs Gatwick Operations.

That is not our own case, we are outsourcing EVERYTHING to the Chinese!

I just hope one day, we will not prostrate and beg the Chinese to come and run for Nigerian Presidency! huh huh

Instead of developing our own "local personnel capabilities", these clueless Ministers are so eager to sell their birthright to foreigners!

Shame no dey their dictionary!

What exactly is wrong with us as a Nation,... as a People?
How come things that "turn the nose" in other countries.... just dont bother us over here?
Have we gone down this so-low?


****shakes head in disgust****
PhonesRe: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by dam4sam: 10:52am On Jul 10, 2013
Those MTN Crooks refused to activate my BBC l subscribed to since yesterday night, around 9pm!
I kept checking my balance before l slept-off and it was still intact only for them to send text to me around 3am saying l dont have enough credit (l loaded #1000 for that purpose specifically) to subscribe for BBC.

On checking my balance, l realized that they have removed #250 naira! angry angry
..and that made it to fall below the #1000 needed.
I quickly texted Data off to 131... to stop further deductions.

I have topped-up with another #400 just now.
I then texted "Data on" to 131 to switch it back on before subscribing for BBC again.

Now, for like one hour, they have not switched the data services back on! huh huh

Silly people, this MTN.
The only time they work "fast" is when they have the chance to remove your money.
Every other time, it is done in snail-speed.

Question: Does anyone have any experience with using a Video-Call Application (like Skype) on this BBC package?
Can it last for one month, if used for say like 3hours daily?
PhonesRe: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by dam4sam: 6:32am On Jul 10, 2013
finah: sum1 pls help me. I did the mtn bbc sub. They activated it n i checked status to be sure. but they consumed my airtime when i attempted to browse. I checked status again n they said i dnt hav an active sub. Even their cc confirmd dt my sub was stil active. I cnt do anytin on my n3 nw.
Now that is scary! shocked shocked
PhonesRe: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by dam4sam: 8:15pm On Jul 09, 2013
I have sent BBC to 21600 as well.
They did not remove my money and l cant browse!
I tried using Viber (just to check, im no work as well).
How do l know if l am on BBC plan?

Helep o! Somebody sad

Is there another way of confirming that l have been activated on the data plan?
SportsRe: Keshi To Oliseh: You Were Nobody When You Started by dam4sam: 7:10pm On Jul 09, 2013
As a friend and a Brother, why cant Oliseh just pay Keshi a visit at Home or in the Office and "offer' keshi his "SUGGESTION" ...privately?

Why criticize him on TV?


There is a "BAD WAY" of even saying Thank you, if you know what l mean. wink wink

PhD, no matter how well "buttered", is still PhD.
Dont pull Keshi down, assist him positively or wait for your own time
FamilyRe: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by dam4sam: 7:01pm On Jul 09, 2013
InvertedHammer:
OP: Which one do you want us to believe?
My guy was having nightmares ....everything he said (Range Rover, Nurse Wife, Hot Engineer grin ) was in his dreams.
Thats what happens when you soak Garri-Ijebu, a few minutes before going to bed. shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by dam4sam: 6:57pm On Jul 09, 2013
Use Money Buy Range Rover == Accident or Car Snatchers! shocked shocked END OF STORY wink


Use Money 'buy' the Wifey ==== 3months later, you see say she still dey "FaceBook and Video-Sex" her former lover! cry cry
Still END OF STORY!


MY ADVICE? Go and start cattle rearing, at least you will make profit after selling the cattles! grin grin grin


Seriously, you are caught between the Devil and a very Deep Sea.
PhonesRe: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by dam4sam: 4:19pm On Jul 09, 2013
lawizle: Av exceeded my fair usage but am still browsing even with zero naira on my phone...I use a Note 1...presently Av used up to 6.64gb...and its all with 1k subscription...but if I recharge it will start deducting money but it continues to browse even if I got no credit...another thing is dat d network flunctuates so Av not been able to upgrade my os to d new jelly bean..hope to do so Wen my subscription expires on d 23rd and I legally renew my package...for d main time is free browsing continua!!!
Let me ask this question form you or Networkgenius:
If the phone can still browse with zero naira credit, .....and l want to make a voice call;

1.)Will it connect?
2.)If it will not, (due to zero balance) ...and l decide to recharge some #200 on it just for my voice calls, will it immediately wipe-away my #200 or can l continue to use it for calls (at normal call rate)?

I am asking this question because l will be using the same phone for browsing and calling.

Cheers
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Policeman Threatening To Shoot A Civilian (Video) by dam4sam: 9:15am On Jul 05, 2013
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FamilyRe: Which Kids Are Naughtier? Naija Kids Or Kids Living Abroad. by dam4sam:
ItsModella: Definitely kids abroad. Some of them are bottom line spoilt, it's ridiculous. Nigerian kids for the most part are wired not to talk back at an elder with reckless abandon. The consequences of that action won't even allow you to act up.

Abroad, they think spanking a child translates to child abuse. Foster care people can actually take your child away because of that. So that has given the kids the leverage to act up and get away with it.
Went to visit a friend and their children just finished their food ...and it was "Mum" who packed the plates!
(eldest was about 12yrs and her brother was like 10yrs)

So that we can have our discuss, "Mum" asked eldest to go wash the plates and she replied "confidently": No Mum, you go do it, l need to go see my friend next door!

I was horrified and the Mum looked at me helplessly and embarrassed. I just smiled and in my mind, l was thinking "Na dis one go kill you in a few years time" grin grin

Its like she read my mind, she went and pulled the daughter in a "show of shakara" but the girl calmly (and that is what l like most about abroad kids, dem no send at all)removed her hand and said: Mum, if you touch me again, its CHILD ABUSE and I WILL CALL THE POLICE!

The Mum just "melted" like a deflated tire!

Anyway, l gave her a way out of her embarrassment by telling her not to worry, the girl would come back and do the washing (I knew nothing like that was ever going to happen!)


Yea, kids abroad are outspoken, upfront about how they feel and they dont give a hoot BUT......

*Should there not be a difference between a CHILD and a PARENT?

*Dont Parents have a responsibility to bring-Up their children in a responsible manner?

*Is there anything like "RESPECT and HONOR YOUR PARENTS" ...in our dictionary anymore?

*Whose interest does it serve, to have wayward children parading the block, in the name of independence?

*Dont even mention those "Child-Welfare folks", most of them are disgruntled, bitter and relationship/marital failures and their policy (like that of the west in areas of sex!) is "We are destroyed and we must destroy you too"!


We cant win everything: What Nigerian kids loose in "boldness and being upfront", they gain in good moral grounding ....and l would rather my kid have good moral grounding that become an slowpoke at a young age.

Here in the "West" and you will see that 75% of criminality are attributed to KIDS between the age of 9yrs and 15years! "The Untouchable Years"! angry wink

We as Parents, have a Choice,...as much as crazy laws will allow. wink
EducationRe: FG To Scrap JAMB Exam, NECO, NAPEP by dam4sam: 10:52am On Apr 03, 2013
Johnnyhoo: I honestly don't think this is a good
move by the FG
. Scrapping UTME
would only empower the tertiary
institutions. Now Unilag can sell their
application forms for 150k
while
Olabisi Onabanjo University application forms would go for 10k.
FUT Minna would be free and
Nassarawa state university wld hold
annual "pick one, get one free"
promo.
Dont blame the FG, Prez Jonathan tried his best to mitigate this situation by CHANGING UNILAG'S name to MAULAG (just to reduce the brand's appeal)....

....but you people criticized him, right?


Anyway, only the best can attend UNILAG, not everyone.

Greatest Akokites, G-R-E-A-T! kiss kiss

Lastpage!

BTW: Your post funny-die, walahi! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Why Do Some Nigerians Fly Isreali Flag In Nigeria by dam4sam:
Ngwakwe: Fortunately or unfortunately, Israel never had death penalty as a form of punishment for any crime irrespective of how grievous the offense is.

Bros, I dey hail your commitment to our fatherland, however, I dey fly Israeli Flags on my fleet as a show of love for the Jews, by implication Israel being the homeland for the Jewish people

Just take style respect my opinion. I also dey your side.
Chei, your reasoning is as poor as your grammar!

*When Israel sprays the Palestinians with WHITE PHOSPHORUS AND NAPALM, just for PROTESTING, I bet no one died, huh?
*Did Israel not storm the blockage-bursting boat McManamara, killing at least 8 NGO activists who are unarmed? (They denied back then but as usual, when they are up to something sneaky read: Syria, they agreed, apologized and are willing to pay reparation!)
*When Israeli soldiers shoot to death, young Palestinian boys throwing STONES at them, you can still say what you just said, right?


Anyway, Ignorance is a disease. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
You are free to use Israeli flag to sow Babanriga and Face-Cap, if you want but please, try and "Educate yourself" a wee-bit.

Costs you nothing and saves you a lot. wink wink
FamilyRe: Do Babies Enjoy Being Backed? by dam4sam: 6:37am On Apr 02, 2013
Frosti: I have to find a baby that will be able to answer this question.

Yea, you just found one!


hehehhehahhhahahha (starts to cry like a baby)! shocked shocked shocked


What else do you expect from a BABY, huh?

***Cries more****

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