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I'm not sure if i'm the right person to be advicing u since i don't know much about stretch marks, but there are some creams you can buy such as coco butter which i'm not too sure will get rid of them completely but would fade them out a bit. can also go to your doctor who could possibly prescribe something for you.

Now the attract a man part Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.
-First of all, love all u got to offer
-second gain some confidence so when you "shimmy" in to a room u can work it like u own it.
-third hit the gym
-fourth go shopping the new body needs new clothes, also get some make up and if you can affort shoesgo for it(strappys are good)
-fifth get to the hairdressers. And go for the funkiest hairstyle.
When u are a mummy you got to show your man that you still got it going on.

[quote author=dolly -pee link=topic=20152.msg556903#msg556903 date=1155212248]he says he doesnt no what 2 say when he sees a girl for d first time.
@ damsal; i just hope ho doesnt pee on his body when hes doing that,and if d girl gives him a dirty slap consider it your fault because that is his first time of approachn a girl.[/quote]Lol, if he pees in his pants it's not ma fault he's clearly not doing something right. . It's a simple approach nothing hard.

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One of them is a transexual.

u actually appraching the girl often depends on your surrounding. When u approach just act causal like you are approaching a friend or just any girl, walk up her and smile this would make her warm up to you if u are in a meeting/class e.t.c you can start by asking if she enjoys it or anything relating to it. Then work your way way up.
     Some other girls like a more direct approach and hate it when guys beat about the bush, so when you walk up to her don't forget to smile (It's one of your attractive weapons) tell her you've been watching her for a while, then u can get get aquainted ask her name, (If u are sweet compliment her on it, if you're not boy just nod) can aslo ask her other things, but to end it just say "Hey i'm sure a pretty gril like u already has someone, but i'd really like it if we could be friends, you know hang out sometime" if she says yes and gives you her number then ma job here is done. If she tells u she is not interested holla back at me.

I actually accept your opinion on this African's have a tendency to detest easliy and hold grudges which can cause them to take drastice actions depending on various situations. I once had a friend who said "i can be your friend to your face yet behind your back i'll be killing you gently" (this statement was not directed at me it, it just arose during a discussion) I've never really understood if having a destestable nature was something to be proud of, yet i guess Nigerians see it as a way of being smart and not easily being taken for granted.

Teras were falling from her eyes and she looked vulnerable and almostv naive, if Akin had heard of this from anyone he would have dismissed it instantly as rumours. Dropping the flowers he had carried in, he walked out into the violent rain. Raindrops lashing out on him.
"No Akin please don't go-" Abigail ran after him.

@michy
well i believed that the truthful one would claim otherwise. Thought that would possibly still not give me my answer

@ Alexos
could you please give the answer.

I will ask which one is the lying twin the lying one would definitely deny it, claiming he's the truthful one.

Well i live the the uk.
Operation- ?? (Whispering to self, *ma mum's going to kill me*). i'll check ma blood type and get back to u.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat? that is so unfair Alexos.

question 10
*since i'm not guessing* Is God

question 11
is teacher.

chamoni:
i don't understand why u are getting all upset and a point of correction,i ain't getting any atttitude on you.i only commented on something that i've observed and as u said,it's a free world and i think i gat every right to speak out anytime,afterall it is my opinion and i'm entitled to it.talking about girls,it is very unfortunate that u don't know who chamoni is because everyother girl does.haha.

I was not upset.I was just being defensive about your point of people not doing things the right way and as u said u are entitled to your opinion and are free to voice it and so i apologise for claming you were getting an attitude on me. oh and about every other girl knowing u (LoL). Nice knowing u make an impact on the female race.

I'm guessing the answer is nothing.

teddygirl:
My sister-in-law needs a kidney very soon, Donor needs to have type A or O blood. Her insurance will pay all hospital costs. Email me if you feel you want to help. Thanks

where is your sister- in -law located, I'm not too sure of ma blood type i'm gonna have to check that out.

@Kimba
I don't hate Nigeria, i never said i did. (actually the topic has presently been sligthly changed i replied in refernce to the initial topic)
Nigeria has done me no wrong and so taking offence to it would be, inconsiderate. I am proud to be Nigeria. Can't actually admit to having done anything profitable for it but i have also never done anything of great demise for it so it's more of a 50/50 share.

na not really i don't know you

tpbm loves the colour blue

Teezy:
Wow. She's hella pretty.

I know she's hot. But then so are you too Teezy

Okay Chamoni last time i checked, it was a free world and since i also have parts i like on the female anatomy i feel i have every reason to express that. So don't go getting an attitude on me. And about gals not possesing all three, u probably have not seen as many gal as i have.

well as for me i like the face it's very expressive, and shows most of the emotions felt and no matter how many people have eyes, nose and mouth even chinese people/twins every one manages to have a differnt look.

Dondele stop hating on the guy. I think diddy often comes online in the evening cause of the time difference in America. He's a really cool guy and your love for him is really 'sweet'.

@Dondele
you can't get dirt on a guy if he's intentions are clean.

@Topic
don't try to talk her out of it, cause you'll probably mess things up, just make her realise the life time commitment needed in marriage and that she probabaly doesn't even know the guy two months is pretty short.

UsherGurl:
I love maths

Ok. I think that if the large castle will be twice as long, twice as wide and twice as high, it'll be 2*2*2= 8 , and since 20*8=160, there will be 160 buckets!

I think i'll stick with ushergurl on this one(cause it says twice as big in each direction, but does not state how many or which)

Flip, the answer is coffin. Alexos post another riddle.

Nigeria is seen as a corrupt country (as according to a magazine i read) which is at fault for it's down falls and increase in thieves since the money is been taken by the weathly and no option is left for the working class but to steal for their upkeep.

Africa is seen as a developing continent which needs lots of help to stand on it's feet's, there are lots of questions as to if it ever will due to poverty, dept, malnourishment, unculivated lands disease e.t.c.
But in general beauty Africa is the best the weather, the often wealthy land and natural resouces.

O-B-J.

Could you actually do something for someone/something u hate.

i have absolutely no idea what it could be . The only thing i can guess i don't use is presents bought for people, but then the people who make them possibly use them.

Efforts on what

@ Topic
The instant they are told of exactly what we want. Everyone keeps saying theres one thing or the other wrong. The question is have u voiced your opinion yet if you've done that and nothing has changed then drastic measures can be taken.

by the way welcome to nairaland.

Lol, this was hilarious, i laughed through the whole video

bolty:
@
Damsal

i went through your profile and pic, u look graet, can we be friends, i qiute agree wit u

If this is your idea of a love letter then u clearly have no rhythm .
Friends? sure why not.